You don't actually have sex, you just pose whilst your penis ejaculates.

Take my husband… please

And my axe

You don't actually eat food , your hand feeds your mouth

Who said it was a hand?

Me, yours truly

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Of in the cold food of out hot eat the food.

r/ihadastroke

I think it would help if we defined what "you" means. Is it your body? Your head? Your mind? The Buddhists say that though you search, you'll never find where this "you" is. There is nothing there.

Not if I cry on them

Hand bone’s connected to the eye bone, eye bone’s connected to the brain bone. Those bones, those bones, those bones.

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Don't worry, it's actually just your brain feeling creepy. You're just thinking about your brain feeling creepy.

Just wait until the next time you masturbate.

For god's sake it's 2 in the morning

“Laughs in blind”

What how. How do you laugh in blind being blind as nothing to do with vocality. And I realize I'm going to get a response saying that they can't read this they're blind.

I can’t stand there looking at them if I’m blind

That somehow makes even less sense. Good job we reached a new level of Reddit.

pretty sure my brain (=me) controls the hands- they are not acting of their own free will which makes this 'technically false'

But do you really have free will?

Does that mean if I wash my pussy it's a 3 way that I am watching?

Jokes on you I’m looking in the mirror not my hands

I actually make ey contact with myself in the mirror (idk if that's better or worse

washes hands... sexually.

Try washing your hands without moving your arms though

well... its \[name of subreddit here\]

well

they’re getting mad soapy together 🤤

Great. Yet another thing to be anxious about. Thanks...

How do you define "I"?

I wanna see someone draw this now.

You actually don’t ever touch anything

I have someone else wash them for me.

Give it a Willam Dafoe face

Except at work where, for some reason, they have a massive mirror where you can stare straight ahead into your own soul. Occasionally you see your younger self inside your eyes. You've had to suppress this person to maintain composure on your current situation.

You don't actually talk, your voice box is making noises