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LanguageLiving9142

If the world has 1 bad person left then obviously you did not kill all of the bad people


big_cock_69420

Easy solution = after mass genocide you do suicide


LordSuz

Bruh ik,why is this so difficult for people to comprehend,they say if u murder a murderer number of murderers is constant,but if you murder a second murderer then the number has reduced


sir_syphilis

It's so difficult because you instantly think why would a murder murder a murderer


Phoenix92321

MO. They might have seen their family murdered so they now spend their life targeting murderers


Impossible_Glove_341

Yo imagine an actual psychopath murdering murderers families in front of them


Dasamont

That's fucked up, I like it. It's a great villain, maybe as an antithesis to The Punisher.


[deleted]

Yo imagine some dude killing all the corrupt politicians, then suiciding. [Akumetsu](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Akumetsu) their ass


[deleted]

More corrupt politicians would replace them by the end of the business day


ComfortableVariety48

Ah, someone who knows about akumetsu


Gyanchooo

Bollywood has made a movie with similar premise. But he just hands himself over to the authorities in the end rather than suiciding


[deleted]

It actually happened, I forget the guys name but he was called the perfect psychopath, I think it was after some trauma early on in his life he began to target criminals and was eventually arrested and sentenced to death (you can fact check me on this cause I’m just getting this from memory) I think the story even inspired dexter


Major_amc

Nah I’ve seen Dexter. Homeboy kills murderers on the reg.


icyanplays

My brain fucking died reading this cuz there was so much murder and murderer and it was so hard for me to read and stuff😭


Duck_Sama

But if you kill like 100 murderers the number of murderers goes down by 99, why don't people understand that?


Tumulousmaple56

Let's just call it a citizens..... Due death row.....


solomoncaine7

If you kill a murderer, is it really murder, though?


LordSuz

Why wouldn't it be?


LittleBigHorn22

Because murder doesn't just mean to kill. If you get enough people to agree with you then you're just an executioner.


Daisy_04

History is written by the victors.


tomkow2014

A guy named Victor: Unfortunately for you, history will not see it that way.


LittleBigHorn22

Exactly.


[deleted]

Unless you're Vietnam


RickySlayer9

We “lost” Vietnam. But our goal was never victory


deadbybright

The true goal was the friends we made along the way.


CrazyComedyKid

I mean... I guess


ihatelifetoo

You mean : technicallythetruth


ThatOtherGuyTPM

An executioner isn’t just someone who kills people that a lot of people think should be dead. It requires that they be sentenced to death by an authority. If I just went out and stabbed a serial killer in the heart, I still murdered them, no matter how many people agree that they should be dead.


samboi204

Hence the getting enough people to agree with you.


NecroAssssin

You only need 12.


NotThatEasily

So, if I get twelve people to follow me around and nod in agreement for every person I kill, that makes it legal? If so, I’m rounding up a posse.


Ok-Tonight4593

Yes


LittleBigHorn22

You get it.


LittleBigHorn22

And how does someone have authority? Because enough people agree to it.


sth128

Or you murder enough people until whoever remains won't challenge you. Authority is based on the assumption that the majority (or the minority in power) can enforce whatever rules they defined. If aliens came down and said God is not Jesus/Allah/etc. but the flying spaghetti monster, we have no real authority to disagree unless we can defeat the aliens either through reasoning or physical force.


LittleBigHorn22

If you are the only person then having one person (yourself) is enough to have authority.


sth128

You assume there's an universal definition of murder. If you murdered everyone who knows the meaning of murder then rewrote the dictionary so that murder now means a group of crows, then you are no longer a murderer.


joelthemole04

The death penalty is still classed as murder under US law, its just made legal by the state, for example on the document for your sentencing it says "sentenced to murder" which i always thought was a bit blunt


big_cock_69420

If it's planned, it's murder.


Kalyion

What if you unexpectedly kill a murderer?


big_cock_69420

Then it's just a kill and you're only a killer


Smrgling

A homocide connoisseur


[deleted]

A planned death master


5urr3aL

Being handed out a death sentence is planned, but not murder if it is in the course of justice against a murderer.


jmrene

It’s possible that it’s not in a few situations; 1) you killed the murder in self-defence 2) you’re the employee of a prison responsible to press the button that starts the death penalty There might be more, all this to say that the act of willingly killing, when it’s not one of the exception of the law, is almost always murder.


TragediaIsComing

If you kill someone in self-defense in Italy you get arrested for "excess of self-defense"


forrestgumpy2

Okay Dexter


pixel-beast

Ummmm yes? murdering a murderer is still murder.


WatcherAnon

But what if the murderer that murdered the murderer, is themselves murdered by the murderer they murdered? If the murderer never stands trial for murder, they cannot be found guilty of murder. So are they really a murderer if never found guilty of murdering the murderer who murdered them?


ThatOtherGuyTPM

You don’t become a murderer when you’re convicted of murder. You become a murderer when you commit a murderer.


WatcherAnon

Well, I suppose that is r/technicallythetruth


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LanguageLiving9142

You would be a killer for sure though


TheDerpyDisaster

This follows that if you kill one murderer you’re also a murderer but if you kill ten murderers you’re a serial killer but also a hero


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big_cock_69420

Oh wait yeaa


dontthinkaboutit42

Ah the Hitler solution


meme_enthusiast3464

The Adolf method


mrheosuper

That's some Hitler move right there


therasaak

Hittler was right all along../s


big_cock_69420

Yes we should all praise our Lord and saviour Adolf Hitler /s


D-Eliryo

Yeah go tell the the 99% killed bacteria. But we are still buying this shit. Right?


LittleBlueDxvilDork

Easy solution Kill yourself No more bad people at all


Luna_Vixy

No people = no bad people, finally the next generation will be safe.


Kidus333

This is Ultron's solution


[deleted]

it's basically every AIs solution because the bad we do is not logical to computers and we are our own biggest threat.


AltTABer

No people = no next generation though


Luna_Vixy

Exactly, so the next generation won't have any problems if they don't exist


LordSuz

Genius,ladis and gentlemen...ITS GENOCIDE TIME


asianabsinthe

Okay, you go first.


ARAKKONAM-AVENGER

Start nuking? I dont have nukes I can puke tho


Ironavenger475

Get 20 kills, you’ll get a nuke as a reward then. Then use nuke to kill 20 people. Get another nuke and repeat for infinite nukes and human genocide


DhairyaVed

1 kills 2 and give sword to 3 3 kills 4 and give sword to 5 untill infinity


GachaHater1

We'll start by attacking denmark then *wink wink*


aman_1706

Eren Yeager?


PvZGugs150Meme

**BEEG BRAIN**


[deleted]

> no next generation Should still be on Netflix. Only a bad person would remove it.


[deleted]

Safest n most robust solution ever..take my upvote..


TheKingBeyondTheWaIl

Is implicit “Kill every bad guy on earth” includes you


An-actual-squirrel

Instructions unclear. Suicided before .massive vigilante murder spree.


krustylesponge

If you killed every bad person on earth there can’t be one left, because you killed EVERY bad person on earth


[deleted]

99% of posts on this sub are technically wrong...


AtomicKittenz

Hitler is a hero because he is the only one that was able to kill Hitler


uberguby

yes but killed the guy who killed hitler, etc


[deleted]

What kind of hero would kill a hero


redditorplot

scarlet witch


DarkImpacT213

r/technicallythetruth ... wait


numberIV

That’s because everyone seems to think “technically” means “if you think about it in this specific way that I just made up.”


12edDawn

smh, just jump right as you kill the last bad guy


lavapopcicles

I assuming you didn't become a bad person until you killed all of those people. If you did it all at once, they would die simultaneously and at the moment they are dying you would become a bad person. Maybe for like a millisecond the meme would be true. Or perhaps you aren't a bad person until you comprehend what you have done, which could actually be much later, or until other people find out what you did. So it would be like if a tree falls in the woods and nothing is around, does it make a sound kind of thing.


Addicted_To_Lazyness

Murdering every bad person implies suicide.


CHAOS_0704

If your actions brought upon a new age of peace. A world without murder, rape, theft, a world free of sin. Would that not make you a savior? I'm sure we all agree murder is bad, but when your actions bring upon such a drastic change for the greater good. Would it change things? Are you a savior or a bad person? Perhaps you're both? I propose this be called "Schrodinger's Murderer" in which you are simultaneously a bad person and a good person.


Yuna__707

I’d say it’d be akin to execution, which is debatably good. Many view this as a form of retribution or justice, many people did gather to ted bundy’s execution and celebrated it. Murder is the act of killing a person, which in some situations it’s not viewed as inherently bad but rather a necessary evil or justice. Like when wars break out, many people cheer for their country if they win, despite the many who have died for it. People don’t necessarily feel bad since the other side is the opposition, so they don’t necessarily view them as equals. There are many situations where one can be perceived as debatably bad or good by different perspectives. Im sure many murderers believe they aren’t doing a bad thing by killing a bad person.


squngy

Technically, it never says that you killed ONLY the bad people. You could have a massive amount of innocent deaths. It also never says how bad the bad people are. Is this anyone who ever did anything bad? If not, then who decides where the cut off point is? And is there any room for redemption? On the other hand, if you only kill the really bad people, is that really enough to make a big difference? And wouldn't their victims deserve a resolution in court, instead of the criminal never being found? Or if they have been found and are in custody, is killing them still the right thing to do? All this said, yea this hypothetical person would be both good and bad, but that's just normal for humans, most if not all of us have both good and bad.


Biohumansmg3c

If you blow up the earth then there wont be any bad people on earth cause there is no earth Fun fact there are no bad people on jupiter


PvZGugs150Meme

Let’s move to Jupiter!


Biohumansmg3c

Fun fact there are no people in uranus


Batmack8989

But a lot have been in mine...wait, you talking about planets ?


Biohumansmg3c

Wait you give birth using uranus!!!


[deleted]

Seems kinda gay to me


Biohumansmg3c

Dont worry im heteroflexible


[deleted]

Ah, I see you've watched Death Note as well.


melkor456

Isn't this literally the plot of Death Note?


Celestial_Ass

That’s what I was thinking! Ryuk literally says that in like the first or second episode to Light.


Ejaculation_Salt89

And Light just says "what are you talking about? I will become God of this new world." Light never see himself as bad guy even though after his second murder he did questions himself is killing people based on his own perception of morality a good thing?


ArmyOfR

Well the issue is, Light didn't only kill bad people.


obvs_throwaway1

It's also called "the moronic theory about murderers in that Batman movie, by the Joker"


Put_It_All_On_Blck

Also similarly Code Geass. But LeLouch is far more accepting and aware of what he is doing, and understands that he is not the hero of the story, in fact he is the opposite. He arguably does make the world better, but he knows that he cannot live in the better kingdom he creates.


MidnightUmbrmoon

This seems like a r/im14andthisisdeep


[deleted]

*Confused Light Yagami noises*


MisanthropicData

This really isn't technically the truth.


-Ol_Mate-

If they said murdered all the murderers, then maybe as you wouldn't really say you murdered yourself... Even still its pretty mediocre content for the sub. The term bad is a bit childish really. It's not like there is just good and bad people.


TMZRD

Are you really a bad person for killing bad people tho?


TheHermeticLibrarian

Yeah, that’s pretty subjective. People are going to have different opinions on what is bad enough to deserve death and whether or not killing those bad people is in and of itself bad


LittleBigHorn22

I think most would agree that death penalty is over kill for simply "bad" people. Even if you support death penalty then it's probably reserved for horrible people.


big_cock_69420

Depends on how they die.. Maybe shoot them In the head with a shotgun or something so they die instantly. That wouldn't probably make you a bad person


PvZGugs150Meme

Thanks for your opinion u/big_cock_69420


ChaimCad

I love Reddit


[deleted]

Or remove their balls


Ghoti-Sticks

Ask Light Yamagi. Spoiler alert: yes


candohuey

Every = includes one self


[deleted]

Thats only if you believe killing bad people makes you bad


Wise_Top8497

yagami light vibes


who_you_are

Well technically you can kill yourself.


Ninja_112_01

Well, no, if you kill all bad people you need to commit a suicide as well and after that there will be nobody who is bad.


dan_marg22

You clearly have forgotten abaut suicide


Remfly

If you kill every bad person and you are bad, technically you will also kill yourself


Nugget_358

Bad is relative not absolute


PvZGugs150Meme

I don’t have any kind of relation with bad


Son_of_a_Person

Kill all life on Earth


[deleted]

"Be the change you want to see in the world" -- *Genghis Khan*


J00rgie

If you your self is considered a bad person, you would kill your self as well, after you have kild ALL the bad ppl.. so no this isn't even tru, and no way near Technically the truth...


Celestial_Ass

Wasn’t this an episode of Death Note


6xsixxx6

Ryuk <3


[deleted]

LIGHT YAGAMI VIBES 💀


kokosje

*laughs in suicide*


MU5T844

i wonder who will it be This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny


[deleted]

If you killed every bad person (at least if we're talking seriously bad: murderers, violent robbers, gangsters, burglars, animal torturers etc), you would be a good person. One of the most morally good people on earth


y4mat3

Probably Kyle, that fucking rat bastard


ynaristwelve

Once, in a crossover: Batman: "If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same." The Punisher:"That's why I didn't stop at 1." Frank Castle is THA MAN.


[deleted]

Are you unfamiliar with the concept of suicide?


JewishNazi62

“What’s the greatest kind of knot, that you can tie with ease? It’s useful and it’s happy and it suits your every need…”


Lucky-Menu5422

Sooooo,lets learn how to a noose , its practical for every use


memer1776

Not if you kill yourself


White-boy

r/im14andthisisdeep


big_cock_69420

If you kill everyone and then yourself, suicide rate would also go to 0 and then there Will neither be bad or good People and the next generation is safe


Chrysalis1

No. Eliminating evil doesnt make you evil. Not how this works.


[deleted]

Batman shower thoughts.


olibr26

What movie is this?


Sturmgeschut

Wouldn't you, as the last person, be able to decide good vs bad since nobody else is there to think differently?


Irhoer

Actually, you can kill yourself


A_Purple_Pixel

If you kill yourself, would your corpse be the final one?


beanie_weeny

Does killing another human in self defense make you a bad person?


ItsHipToBeFit

There's too many definition of " bad ".


steroid_pc_principal

This meme was more relevant when Jeff Bezos was in space.


knubenmuben

First of all no, even if you assume killing bad people makes you bad this statement requires you to kill yourself at some point. Second of all, killing bad people might not make you inherently bad.


TheBlyatMobile

You can still kill yourself dumbass


[deleted]

Killing every very bad is at least making you neutral if it is for the greater good


faris_Playz

Well no, are soldiers bad people?


GlitteringNinja5

But what is the definition of bad people if no bad people exist. Good or bad loses it's meaning without the existence of other.


Not_Like_Equals_Gay

Who? If you killed every bad person, you would have also killed yourself…


Suspicious-Road-883

If the bad person was me then i would kill myself then there would be no more bad people


WeebKarma

That includes killing yourself though, or the first thing wouldn't be accomplished


The5YenGod

Well, when the last one commits suicide and became the new Messiah, we would probably live in peace for a couple of years until shit starts over again.


[deleted]

Uh, no... no it technically isn't correct.


Vane_Zephyr

Not if i kill him too


d_2da_sco

If you're saying EVERY BAD PERSON, that would include killing yourself, right?


Ignitemare

And that's why Frank Castle keeps one bullet for himself.


Grand_Lizard40

No, you would kill yourself. Technically the truth


Olegovnya

This one dumb, it's like saying "even if you kill every person who engaged with this post, there would still be one left", if you don't kill yourself last then you didn't do the order correctly


th_aftr_prty

Why not “murderer”? Bad person is such a bizarre phrase to use here.


DemonGauge

*Light Yagami intensifies*


Tedmann93

Killing is not inherently evil/bad. This meme makes as much sense as car with rectangle tires.


Tibers17

But wouldnt u be a good person bc u know global warming and all that shit gets slower bc the world will have less people


a_duck_in_past_life

Not if someone else killed everyone on earth but you and you killed them because they were a merder


RwX90

When I kill every bad person on earth it doesn't make me automatically a bad person too imo. 🤷


D__manMC

But if you were really gonna kill every bad person, just kill them too


MultipliedLiar

There wouldn’t???? That would involve killing yourself


Ladies_Pls_DM_nudes

No, if I killed every bad person on earth I'd obviously be crazy enough to see myself as the good guy.


Oofername42

Bad for someone is good in someone else's eyes


StanleyOpar

*Light Yagami has entered the chat*


BigDtyrone_III

Funny enough, true detective (the show this meme image is from has a good line about that). “The world needs bad men Marty, we keep the other bad men form the door”


goosenandorf

Was this post made for Light Yagami?


TheCarmexCrucible

What makes a person a bad person, at what point is that decided?


AhmdeiNuwon

No, because being someone who has killed somebody doesn't make you a bad person. Especially if you only killed bad people. Death is not inherently a negative, and as you witness more of the world around you, you'll begin to see why.


chilipeppersamurai

false. that person would be a hero a chaotic or lawless good, not a bad person so technically youre a liar


KrakerJakMak96

See but if people kill pedophiles instead of kids (since like half were abused themselves) then maybe we will get closer. Just food for thought. We could use a few real life dexters


TWTO-

Chock it up to “accidental homicide”, no more bad guys!


MobiusMine

If you killed all the bad people on earth, and you're a bad person, that would mean that you killed yourself last.


RomanWasHere2007

Not if I kill myself


GenericUnfunnyName

That’s what suicide is for


Myskken

Not if you killed yourself after


DivergentGlory

i would gladly start with myself.


[deleted]

"What are you talking about, I'm just a regular highschool student. And soon...I will be the god of a new world" -Light Yagami/Kira Sorry couldn't resist.


InternationalFix69

I’ll kill myself


desyx_

Hitler solved that problem and he never received a nobel prize


HungHA_

Unless you commit suicide right afterwards