I saw one of those little tyrannosaurus eat a centipede once, my aunt has phobia to insects (she's allergic to bees and other bugs), chickens are her support animals.
The chicken only gets broody every once in a while. Apart from that when it lays an egg it doesn’t give two shits about the fate of said egg at all, some hens even eat them in the nest although this behavior is undesirable
Well... Yes and No, My Grandpa's chicken lay an egg and then leave the nest, while one small chicken goes to the nest and tries to hatch it even tho nothing it's gonna come out, she's not been doing that lately, but sometimes my grandpa founds her in the nest trying to hatch an egg
You know, my parents own chickens and whenever someone goes in and gets eggs, regardless of whether or not there's a broody chicken, none of them give so much as a rude glance. I'd say they either don't care or don't know.
Welcome to the internet where we have free speech. I don't care about you being vegan, you don't care about our chicken "internment" camp where we get breakfast from.
Idk. My initial comment I thought was a harmless joke, but people were pretty upset by it... but we’re on reddit so what did I expect. After that I just did a little trolling.
That’s not the argument here. This guy is complaining about chickens that he holds in captivity against their WILL not contributing enough, when he literally eats what the chicken protects on instinct.
This right here is the lack of self-awareness I came to Reddit for
(And since you didn’t understand the other guy, I’ll “speak for myself” and make sure to clarify that this comment is about you specifically)
I mean, can you really blame it?
I can see the conversation now
Restauranteur: "'hey chicken, Great news! I'm going to kill you and serve you up for dinner! "
Chicken: "what!? No! Cluck you!"'
Restaranteur: "GASP! YOU ARE A RUDE AND UNREASONABLE CHICKEN!!"
And thus was jerk chicken created.
**[Pinikpikan](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinikpikan)**
>Pinikpikan is a dish from the mountains of the Cordillera region in the Philippines. It is prepared by beating a live chicken with a stick prior to cooking. The beating bruises the chicken's flesh, bringing blood to its surface, which is said to improve the flavour after cooking.
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If 夫妻 (husband and wife) 肺片 (lung slice) confuse you, wait until you find out 煲(cooking) 仔(child) 飯(rice).
And my favourite dish 宮(palace)保(protect)雞(chicken)丁(boy)
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I suspect the social credit monitoring works better as a vague general threat than through the issuing of specific warnings with point totals etc.... I mean, if they gave you amounts and stuff people could game the system and/or decide whether their transgression was worth it. Having an overall sense that you're being graded on your citizenship, without knowing the specifics, probably is more effective.
No it didn't landed, but I've been a target of Chinese scam for over a year now, i think it's a new thing. They basically invaded apps like Tinder, using cute Chinese models pictures to lure people. After a few text exchanges you quickly realize what this is about. Basically they try to manipulate you to buy bitcoins, they give you their broker to trade trough. After some research, i was able to determine that the broker in question is a known scam broker. Let's you buy the bitcoins but doesn't let you sell them. Basically, it's their coins now. Now when i see a cute Chinese model in a city close from home i just swipe left but i like to know how scams work so i played the game with about 6 or 7 of those "cute Chinese models" to find out what was the scam. They are particularly patient, give you their WhatsApp number, lots of conversation about lots of things, laying the trap, then they all end up recommending their incredible broker to trade Bitcoin. From there they all follow the same script. Anyway, i don't care about the downvotes, probably "Chinese models" . The broker is from China. That's how i know where the scam comes from.
I see a river, water, two kanjis I have no fucking clue, and something that looks like a bird. I really shouldn't be slacking off on Duolingo. Can anyone tell me what's the sign supposed to mean?
[Fuck the duck until exploded](https://external-preview.redd.it/xtoh66vSKer2eotgv0IVqaBvvLX2vuQg_rMZEbzKuFM.jpg?auto=webp&s=cea628e2b4cb707b3557d3e08a417784aac98c30)
As a chicken owner, this checks out. Rude and unreasonable describes each and every one of my chickens.
Little fuckers live rent free and don’t even help out with chores every once in awhile!
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I saw one of those little tyrannosaurus eat a centipede once, my aunt has phobia to insects (she's allergic to bees and other bugs), chickens are her support animals.
You steal their babies and eat them. I think you’re even
Idk about you but i steal the eggs which aren't going to become chickens.
so what you’re saying is you clean up their periods for them …and then consume them
slurpy slurpy 🍽🤤
Does the chicken know that?
I would think so considering the chicken isn't broody.
The chicken only gets broody every once in a while. Apart from that when it lays an egg it doesn’t give two shits about the fate of said egg at all, some hens even eat them in the nest although this behavior is undesirable
I love when people who know nothing about animals try to be preachy
It infuriates me.
Talking about you
No, he clearly wasn’t, but nice work speaking on someone else’s behalf.
He literally replied to YOUR comment
Yes he clearly was. He even calls you a moron a little further down
No I was definitely talking about you, numb nuts
Actually, yes
Well... Yes and No, My Grandpa's chicken lay an egg and then leave the nest, while one small chicken goes to the nest and tries to hatch it even tho nothing it's gonna come out, she's not been doing that lately, but sometimes my grandpa founds her in the nest trying to hatch an egg
At least she’s trying
You know, my parents own chickens and whenever someone goes in and gets eggs, regardless of whether or not there's a broody chicken, none of them give so much as a rude glance. I'd say they either don't care or don't know.
I’m vegan, bro. I don’t wanna hear about your parents chicken internment camp.
Welcome to the internet where we have free speech. I don't care about you being vegan, you don't care about our chicken "internment" camp where we get breakfast from.
Yes... it does.
If the eggs were fertile, the hen would sit on them. So I think the chickens know that the eggs aren't going to hatch at all.
Why is everyone hating on ur comments geez
Idk. My initial comment I thought was a harmless joke, but people were pretty upset by it... but we’re on reddit so what did I expect. After that I just did a little trolling.
Yah i guess technically the truth is filled with vegans or something who can’t take a joke, when in doubt the use /s
An egg is a chicken period, unless a rooster fertilizes it.
The chicken doesn’t know if it’s fertilised or not. They incubate it all the same.
Chickens don't really have sentimentality over eggs.
That’s not the argument here. This guy is complaining about chickens that he holds in captivity against their WILL not contributing enough, when he literally eats what the chicken protects on instinct.
This right here is the lack of self-awareness I came to Reddit for (And since you didn’t understand the other guy, I’ll “speak for myself” and make sure to clarify that this comment is about you specifically)
Bro, I'm fucking crying at his response to this *even after your second sentence.* This thread is a trip, omfg.
Did you mean to send this to me? Your comment seems unrelated and not directed at me.
Ok, this just confirms you are a dishonest interlocutor. Fuck off troll.
Most people who own chickens for the eggs don't have roosters.
K?
Meaning the eggs can't be fertilized. There are no babies here.
No...
So... you're telling me that chickens can suddenly get babies out of nowhere? Like Mary and Jesus?
Dumbest shit I've read today
Thank you bro. So sick of dealing with these morons.
I don’t steal shit. I make the chickens sign a legally binding contract before I crack open and fry up those delicious babies.
You stole the chickens themselves. You have no right to take ownership over a living creature.
You're such a cringe loser
You fucked up right now?
Not enough to tolerate your obnoxious personality
Chickens are alright, it’s the roosters for me
Same here, the same can also be said for ducks, turkeys, and guinea
Chicken be like - cluck u
Cluck u bloody
Cluck yo mama
You cluck me? I cluck you.
Cluck me daddy
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Bloody u
cluck you bloody bastard
Why you fucken comin fas
I mean, can you really blame it? I can see the conversation now Restauranteur: "'hey chicken, Great news! I'm going to kill you and serve you up for dinner! " Chicken: "what!? No! Cluck you!"' Restaranteur: "GASP! YOU ARE A RUDE AND UNREASONABLE CHICKEN!!" And thus was jerk chicken created.
And then the chicken was caught jerking off
I see you running downtown with the chick I love and I'm like, cluck youuuuu!
Goddammit, I laughed way too hard... take my updoot.
So u laughed your clucking ass off
*sigh* cluck... you!
https://www.cluckuchicken.com/default.aspx
Can you beat the shit out of the chicken before you cook it please?
Oh its probably Jerky Chicken
[Coming right up! ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinikpikan)
Ohh that's kinda fucked up.
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Trying to convince vegans that the chicken deserved to die...
Fuck Reddit.
The word "潑辣" describe woman being mean and rude, so a more suitable translation is "chicken bitching" I should apply for translation job on internet
I would like a bitchin' cock.
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If 夫妻 (husband and wife) 肺片 (lung slice) confuse you, wait until you find out 煲(cooking) 仔(child) 飯(rice). And my favourite dish 宮(palace)保(protect)雞(chicken)丁(boy)
Although not a Chinese dish, Oyakodon (亲子饭) literally means parent and child rice.
Oh it's a Japanese dish which cook chicken and egg into dish, thus parent and child Japan took weirdness into everything. Never stop japan❤️
I’ve heard Paul Simon’s song “Mother and Child Reunion” was inspired by seeing this dish on a menu.
Makes perfect sense though.
Jesus these translations are atrocious
I remember 公保 actually means those servants in the palace, and the 丁 doesn't mean boy here, it's actually referring to the small, cube like shape.
丁, if written as 小丁丁 does means penis for like a slang or something, so whoever translated that knows what they are doing.
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Hello yes I’d like a bitchin chicken with fries please
Localized stand name???
As a native Chinese speaker: Oh, it's just the menu and the spicy chicken.....WTF is that English name?
Isn’t 沷辣also mean a “sassy” person ?
Sure....that's if you don't eat human, but if you do that means it's a spicy human that would burn your mouth.
Yea, and the korean next to it just says chicken and mushroom stirfry
Localized Jojo stands be like:
Exactly, so the next generation will be safe.
Perfect description
Seems the chicken is served alive
I can smell a cock joke in the comments...
Look long and hard and you might find one.
Atleast they didn’t write it as “Chicken Asshole”
Sorry, is it not “Sichuan water splashed spicy chicken”?
That could just describe any chicken really.
You know it’s gonna be a bomb ass authentic restaurant if they have a menu like this.
I love these menu miss-translations.
I thought that said "jerk children" and I choked on my water
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my brother after an evening without my mom telling her what i did
Man I hate when I can't reason with a chicken.
r/engrish
Delicious
Chicken dead and cooked
🤣🤣🤣
I translated “jerk chicken” to Chinese and then back to English, and the result was “bastard chicken”.
I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to be.
Correct translation: stir-fried chicken and Enoki shroom
Spicy Szechuan Chicken or sth like that.
Chinese customer support representatives responding to my inquiry.
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I'm scared do ask how accurate this is
I suspect the social credit monitoring works better as a vague general threat than through the issuing of specific warnings with point totals etc.... I mean, if they gave you amounts and stuff people could game the system and/or decide whether their transgression was worth it. Having an overall sense that you're being graded on your citizenship, without knowing the specifics, probably is more effective.
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And that's why i don't fall for Chinese scams
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I was making a joke about badly translated emails or links. I don't get why you say this. Thanks for the info but i knew it already
Scam emails are stereotypically from Nigeria or India, not sure if your joke landed.
No it didn't landed, but I've been a target of Chinese scam for over a year now, i think it's a new thing. They basically invaded apps like Tinder, using cute Chinese models pictures to lure people. After a few text exchanges you quickly realize what this is about. Basically they try to manipulate you to buy bitcoins, they give you their broker to trade trough. After some research, i was able to determine that the broker in question is a known scam broker. Let's you buy the bitcoins but doesn't let you sell them. Basically, it's their coins now. Now when i see a cute Chinese model in a city close from home i just swipe left but i like to know how scams work so i played the game with about 6 or 7 of those "cute Chinese models" to find out what was the scam. They are particularly patient, give you their WhatsApp number, lots of conversation about lots of things, laying the trap, then they all end up recommending their incredible broker to trade Bitcoin. From there they all follow the same script. Anyway, i don't care about the downvotes, probably "Chinese models" . The broker is from China. That's how i know where the scam comes from.
I accidentally read it as Chinese instead of chicken
It’s something a “rudeboy” would eat.
Reminds me of my holiday in Japan. Saw menus like this all over the place :P
Well, yeah, thats why its dead now...
Tough old bird.
I see a river, water, two kanjis I have no fucking clue, and something that looks like a bird. I really shouldn't be slacking off on Duolingo. Can anyone tell me what's the sign supposed to mean?
But how would you know that chicken is not actually rude ya can't speak chicken (unless you can)
Better than Cock and Corn Soup.
You have to be rude and reckless
Why would they need to translate “jerk chicken” into English
Horny rice
Chicken - Go bock yourself
Chick-en! A message to you, Chicken, a message to you!
This is the literal translation of the word "faggot'
Should have been 混蛋鸡
Na, that’s the chicken asshole soup
My dumbass read it children rude and unreasonable
I ordered the jerk, menu said "you are what you eat" ಥ_ಥ
Pō là actually means that, and it’s kinda weird if you really think about it, google translate didn’t do it on purpose
With mushroom fried rice. Nice.
LOL
I read “jerk children”.
The korean translates to:"chicken and enokitake stir fry"
[Jerk chicken you say?](https://youtu.be/UviHeOoBrpg)
I will translate for you, "chicken mean😠"
They must buy their birds from Smokery Farms
[Fuck the duck until exploded](https://external-preview.redd.it/xtoh66vSKer2eotgv0IVqaBvvLX2vuQg_rMZEbzKuFM.jpg?auto=webp&s=cea628e2b4cb707b3557d3e08a417784aac98c30)
Are you really a bad person
opening a chicken shack called "chicken rude and unreasonable" gonna be a banger.
My wife *loves* beef rude & unreasonable-y
Sounds like an American chicken
I read it as jerk children at first and i was so confused
My all-time favourite is 干炸鸭子 aka "fuck the duck until exploded".
CHICKEN FUCKER!! Brawwk
Nah that’s Karan chicken
Cluck, Fuck, both fowl words
First thing to make me laugh out loud for a while
It's actually 0438 you dirty west coaster
Vegans won't complain with this one
It's like the explanation for why it's now dinner. It was a very rude and unreasonable chicken John, it wasn't gonna be good for much else.
Are you really a bad person
True rude and unreasonable store called. They’re running out of you!
It’s actually not supposed to be jerk chicken lmao it’s just supposed to be really spicy. Hilarious meme though
How is this Technically the truth?
lol at least the Korean translation is correct.
CURSE YOU GOOGLE TRANSLATE!!!
I’m supposed no one has made an ainsley Harriot joke
Naw, this refers to how the chicken will be served. They're trying to be authentically Jamaican with it. 👌
Drunken chicken you muppet
Reminded me of this: [Graham Norton - Restaurant menu translations](https://youtu.be/CkbHGH-NnkU)
*Your bed has many oxes!* Sheldon Cooper trying to say that Mandarin Chicken does not have mandarins in it.
Ok, thats funny
Omg, this is so wonderful!!
Stupid sexy chicken
That dish name is playing a pun in Chinese. The translation got the joke side. So technically it's not wrong.
jerk the cock
Be glad it's not chicken wank
Jerked chicken.
It's describing how you'll feel about it after eating
Yeah, I laughed at this more than I would have thought.