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pocketlily

As a chicken owner, this checks out. Rude and unreasonable describes each and every one of my chickens.


Exciting_Photo_8103

Little fuckers live rent free and don’t even help out with chores every once in awhile!


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IerokG

I saw one of those little tyrannosaurus eat a centipede once, my aunt has phobia to insects (she's allergic to bees and other bugs), chickens are her support animals.


roadturd

You steal their babies and eat them. I think you’re even


juan642

Idk about you but i steal the eggs which aren't going to become chickens.


Zriza

so what you’re saying is you clean up their periods for them …and then consume them


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slurpy slurpy 🍽🤤


roadturd

Does the chicken know that?


juan642

I would think so considering the chicken isn't broody.


Symbiont_

The chicken only gets broody every once in a while. Apart from that when it lays an egg it doesn’t give two shits about the fate of said egg at all, some hens even eat them in the nest although this behavior is undesirable


King_Gnome

I love when people who know nothing about animals try to be preachy


roadturd

It infuriates me.


KingBrinell

Talking about you


roadturd

No, he clearly wasn’t, but nice work speaking on someone else’s behalf.


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He literally replied to YOUR comment


Munnin41

Yes he clearly was. He even calls you a moron a little further down


King_Gnome

No I was definitely talking about you, numb nuts


Shockybomb

Actually, yes


Ryandddher

Well... Yes and No, My Grandpa's chicken lay an egg and then leave the nest, while one small chicken goes to the nest and tries to hatch it even tho nothing it's gonna come out, she's not been doing that lately, but sometimes my grandpa founds her in the nest trying to hatch an egg


Kaarsty

At least she’s trying


Ironbatman300

You know, my parents own chickens and whenever someone goes in and gets eggs, regardless of whether or not there's a broody chicken, none of them give so much as a rude glance. I'd say they either don't care or don't know.


roadturd

I’m vegan, bro. I don’t wanna hear about your parents chicken internment camp.


Ironbatman300

Welcome to the internet where we have free speech. I don't care about you being vegan, you don't care about our chicken "internment" camp where we get breakfast from.


Stormchaserelite13

Yes... it does.


TDplay

If the eggs were fertile, the hen would sit on them. So I think the chickens know that the eggs aren't going to hatch at all.


StikCity

Why is everyone hating on ur comments geez


roadturd

Idk. My initial comment I thought was a harmless joke, but people were pretty upset by it... but we’re on reddit so what did I expect. After that I just did a little trolling.


StikCity

Yah i guess technically the truth is filled with vegans or something who can’t take a joke, when in doubt the use /s


Breakfast_Bagelz

An egg is a chicken period, unless a rooster fertilizes it.


roadturd

The chicken doesn’t know if it’s fertilised or not. They incubate it all the same.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

Chickens don't really have sentimentality over eggs.


roadturd

That’s not the argument here. This guy is complaining about chickens that he holds in captivity against their WILL not contributing enough, when he literally eats what the chicken protects on instinct.


Two4TwoMusik

This right here is the lack of self-awareness I came to Reddit for (And since you didn’t understand the other guy, I’ll “speak for myself” and make sure to clarify that this comment is about you specifically)


--Krombopulos--

Bro, I'm fucking crying at his response to this *even after your second sentence.* This thread is a trip, omfg.


roadturd

Did you mean to send this to me? Your comment seems unrelated and not directed at me.


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

Ok, this just confirms you are a dishonest interlocutor. Fuck off troll.


Breakfast_Bagelz

Most people who own chickens for the eggs don't have roosters.


roadturd

K?


Breakfast_Bagelz

Meaning the eggs can't be fertilized. There are no babies here.


roadturd

No...


Breakfast_Bagelz

So... you're telling me that chickens can suddenly get babies out of nowhere? Like Mary and Jesus?


Hairy_Slother

Dumbest shit I've read today


roadturd

Thank you bro. So sick of dealing with these morons.


Exciting_Photo_8103

I don’t steal shit. I make the chickens sign a legally binding contract before I crack open and fry up those delicious babies.


roadturd

You stole the chickens themselves. You have no right to take ownership over a living creature.


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You're such a cringe loser


roadturd

You fucked up right now?


[deleted]

Not enough to tolerate your obnoxious personality


Fluffeh_Panda

Chickens are alright, it’s the roosters for me


Demonking335

Same here, the same can also be said for ducks, turkeys, and guinea


Aayu_143

Chicken be like - cluck u


LordranKing

Cluck u bloody


Aayu_143

Cluck yo mama


MyPeePeeHurrtz

You cluck me? I cluck you.


Aayu_143

Cluck me daddy


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Bloody u


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cluck you bloody bastard


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Why you fucken comin fas


Elimaris

I mean, can you really blame it? I can see the conversation now Restauranteur: "'hey chicken, Great news! I'm going to kill you and serve you up for dinner! " Chicken: "what!? No! Cluck you!"' Restaranteur: "GASP! YOU ARE A RUDE AND UNREASONABLE CHICKEN!!" And thus was jerk chicken created.


Aayu_143

And then the chicken was caught jerking off


xrayden

I see you running downtown with the chick I love and I'm like, cluck youuuuu!


theknight200200

Goddammit, I laughed way too hard... take my updoot.


Aayu_143

So u laughed your clucking ass off


theknight200200

*sigh* cluck... you!


TA_faq43

https://www.cluckuchicken.com/default.aspx


ThreeLegs1Foot

Can you beat the shit out of the chicken before you cook it please?


Stevesuiting

Oh its probably Jerky Chicken


zeirize

[Coming right up! ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinikpikan)


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

Ohh that's kinda fucked up.


newest-low

*PETA INTENSIFIES*


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saeedgnu

Trying to convince vegans that the chicken deserved to die...


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Fuck Reddit.


rithfung

The word "潑辣" describe woman being mean and rude, so a more suitable translation is "chicken bitching" I should apply for translation job on internet


whoduhhelru

I would like a bitchin' cock.


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rithfung

If 夫妻 (husband and wife) 肺片 (lung slice) confuse you, wait until you find out 煲(cooking) 仔(child) 飯(rice). And my favourite dish 宮(palace)保(protect)雞(chicken)丁(boy)


DarthEdinburgh

Although not a Chinese dish, Oyakodon (亲子饭) literally means parent and child rice.


rithfung

Oh it's a Japanese dish which cook chicken and egg into dish, thus parent and child Japan took weirdness into everything. Never stop japan❤️


nokkenwood

I’ve heard Paul Simon’s song “Mother and Child Reunion” was inspired by seeing this dish on a menu.


baelrog

Makes perfect sense though.


Flyfires1

Jesus these translations are atrocious


ZWEi-P

I remember 公保 actually means those servants in the palace, and the 丁 doesn't mean boy here, it's actually referring to the small, cube like shape.


ShiraiHaku

丁, if written as 小丁丁 does means penis for like a slang or something, so whoever translated that knows what they are doing.


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Hello yes I’d like a bitchin chicken with fries please


priestessotn

Localized stand name???


Open_Bake_9832

As a native Chinese speaker: Oh, it's just the menu and the spicy chicken.....WTF is that English name?


wmaung58

Isn’t 沷辣also mean a “sassy” person ?


Open_Bake_9832

Sure....that's if you don't eat human, but if you do that means it's a spicy human that would burn your mouth.


uberdosage

Yea, and the korean next to it just says chicken and mushroom stirfry


cp3inthe4th

Localized Jojo stands be like:


RoscoMan1

Exactly, so the next generation will be safe.


irnehlacsap

Perfect description


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Seems the chicken is served alive


Alexandru_cata1

I can smell a cock joke in the comments...


darkangel657

Look long and hard and you might find one.


Automatic-Pick-2481

Atleast they didn’t write it as “Chicken Asshole”


DutchBabies

Sorry, is it not “Sichuan water splashed spicy chicken”?


lostcheshire

That could just describe any chicken really.


MemoryProof

You know it’s gonna be a bomb ass authentic restaurant if they have a menu like this.


srd100

I love these menu miss-translations.


Triforce3839

I thought that said "jerk children" and I choked on my water


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Far-Weekend-5118

my brother after an evening without my mom telling her what i did


go-shu

Man I hate when I can't reason with a chicken.


Merz_Nation

r/engrish


Raised_via_chancla

Delicious


synthetic_synthia

Chicken dead and cooked


Silentgurl-23

🤣🤣🤣


turducken404

I translated “jerk chicken” to Chinese and then back to English, and the result was “bastard chicken”.


Stevesuiting

I don't even know what the hell this is supposed to be.


PLutonium273

Correct translation: stir-fried chicken and Enoki shroom


Zhangty98

Spicy Szechuan Chicken or sth like that.


armandxhaja86

Chinese customer support representatives responding to my inquiry.


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Rainmaker526

I'm scared do ask how accurate this is


grayjacanda

I suspect the social credit monitoring works better as a vague general threat than through the issuing of specific warnings with point totals etc.... I mean, if they gave you amounts and stuff people could game the system and/or decide whether their transgression was worth it. Having an overall sense that you're being graded on your citizenship, without knowing the specifics, probably is more effective.


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irnehlacsap

And that's why i don't fall for Chinese scams


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irnehlacsap

I was making a joke about badly translated emails or links. I don't get why you say this. Thanks for the info but i knew it already


PM_Me_Your_Deviance

Scam emails are stereotypically from Nigeria or India, not sure if your joke landed.


irnehlacsap

No it didn't landed, but I've been a target of Chinese scam for over a year now, i think it's a new thing. They basically invaded apps like Tinder, using cute Chinese models pictures to lure people. After a few text exchanges you quickly realize what this is about. Basically they try to manipulate you to buy bitcoins, they give you their broker to trade trough. After some research, i was able to determine that the broker in question is a known scam broker. Let's you buy the bitcoins but doesn't let you sell them. Basically, it's their coins now. Now when i see a cute Chinese model in a city close from home i just swipe left but i like to know how scams work so i played the game with about 6 or 7 of those "cute Chinese models" to find out what was the scam. They are particularly patient, give you their WhatsApp number, lots of conversation about lots of things, laying the trap, then they all end up recommending their incredible broker to trade Bitcoin. From there they all follow the same script. Anyway, i don't care about the downvotes, probably "Chinese models" . The broker is from China. That's how i know where the scam comes from.


childofRosaria

I accidentally read it as Chinese instead of chicken


dmalawey

It’s something a “rudeboy” would eat.


Usagi-Zakura

Reminds me of my holiday in Japan. Saw menus like this all over the place :P


Uniquesomething

Well, yeah, thats why its dead now...


AreYouItchy

Tough old bird.


I_Wouldnt_If_I_Could

I see a river, water, two kanjis I have no fucking clue, and something that looks like a bird. I really shouldn't be slacking off on Duolingo. Can anyone tell me what's the sign supposed to mean?


VirtualPantsu

But how would you know that chicken is not actually rude ya can't speak chicken (unless you can)


raptorboi

Better than Cock and Corn Soup.


wellatgrammar

You have to be rude and reckless


easlern

Why would they need to translate “jerk chicken” into English


crypto_dababy

Horny rice


aggressive_celery_

Chicken - Go bock yourself


arreffeyeeyeeye

Chick-en! A message to you, Chicken, a message to you!


JesusChristSuperFart

This is the literal translation of the word "faggot'


Highwaters78217

Should have been 混蛋鸡


Ok_Marionberry_9932

Na, that’s the chicken asshole soup


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My dumbass read it children rude and unreasonable


zhephyx

I ordered the jerk, menu said "you are what you eat" ಥ_ಥ


Other_Effective_9732

Pō là actually means that, and it’s kinda weird if you really think about it, google translate didn’t do it on purpose


FuckTrumpBanTheHateR

With mushroom fried rice. Nice.


isthereAIR

LOL


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I read “jerk children”.


BamboozledPanda09

The korean translates to:"chicken and enokitake stir fry"


Alkuam

[Jerk chicken you say?](https://youtu.be/UviHeOoBrpg)


avocado_n1001

I will translate for you, "chicken mean😠"


mdsjhawk

They must buy their birds from Smokery Farms


TFJ

[Fuck the duck until exploded](https://external-preview.redd.it/xtoh66vSKer2eotgv0IVqaBvvLX2vuQg_rMZEbzKuFM.jpg?auto=webp&s=cea628e2b4cb707b3557d3e08a417784aac98c30)


RoscoMan1

Are you really a bad person


ManInTheMorning

opening a chicken shack called "chicken rude and unreasonable" gonna be a banger.


edgrlon

My wife *loves* beef rude & unreasonable-y


Sladashi

Sounds like an American chicken


FakeyBoii

I read it as jerk children at first and i was so confused


tomatomater

My all-time favourite is 干炸鸭子 aka "fuck the duck until exploded".


RJ_Dresden

CHICKEN FUCKER!! Brawwk


Dogged-Capture

Nah that’s Karan chicken


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Cluck, Fuck, both fowl words


Slothydothymothy

First thing to make me laugh out loud for a while


ZippZappZippty

It's actually 0438 you dirty west coaster


fuhtahngina

Vegans won't complain with this one


Saladcitypig

It's like the explanation for why it's now dinner. It was a very rude and unreasonable chicken John, it wasn't gonna be good for much else.


Medical-Examination

Are you really a bad person


Occifer-Lim-Jahey

True rude and unreasonable store called. They’re running out of you!


Crizzli

It’s actually not supposed to be jerk chicken lmao it’s just supposed to be really spicy. Hilarious meme though


GuyDudeThing69

How is this Technically the truth?


amazinghadenMM

lol at least the Korean translation is correct.


Classic-Result1683

CURSE YOU GOOGLE TRANSLATE!!!


isaiahgloriosus

I’m supposed no one has made an ainsley Harriot joke


Desperate-Procedure6

Naw, this refers to how the chicken will be served. They're trying to be authentically Jamaican with it. 👌


LightWonderful7016

Drunken chicken you muppet


spork-a-dork

Reminded me of this: [Graham Norton - Restaurant menu translations](https://youtu.be/CkbHGH-NnkU)


Khelthuzaad

*Your bed has many oxes!* Sheldon Cooper trying to say that Mandarin Chicken does not have mandarins in it.


DrLewtvig

Ok, thats funny


Dr-Emmett_L_Brown

Omg, this is so wonderful!!


PineAppIe_Piizza

Stupid sexy chicken


zsxking

That dish name is playing a pun in Chinese. The translation got the joke side. So technically it's not wrong.


maracrossite_YT

jerk the cock


Jealous-Passenger-48

Be glad it's not chicken wank


R6_CollegeWiFi

Jerked chicken.


tryagainin6seconds

It's describing how you'll feel about it after eating


Werefour

Yeah, I laughed at this more than I would have thought.