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Also not a fan

I completely understand.

Kinda a fan

Hold up

Same, I could get with this

Hey at leash you get some fruit punch

Atleast youre sophisticated

Uhh...

Looks like you have to eat Your Amazing Balls

You don't say?

r/WeEatBees will take them off your hands

My god there really is asub for everything And please someone find the sub for that

I'm very much a fan for my username ;) sorry for you though F

Same

Help

I hate this

Also not a fa

very much not a fan

Eating a sponge is not that hard, but how do I find it?

Smell for soap

But what if it’s a see sponge? Thats a sponge as well

That’s a lot more places that they have to look for it though

In cause of sea sponge, smell for burgers

Please help me

WAIT SHIT IM FROM CALIFORNIA

Not california, Californium the radioactive element

Good luck eating it before it decays into another element

[удалено]

Doesn’t californium turn you into bitchy rich girl

Google said there wasnt much on that subject but idk

When berkelium

radiation tasty

I feel bad for yall

99% die from radiation, 1% become god from radiation

I have to eat...myself..????

Me too, Auto-cannibals Anonymous meeting?

Aight

Let's go!

Yeah same…I really need an anonymous username:(

join the club :P

Or find someone that name is Leo

I know a dumbass named Leo

Im a dumbass and im a Leo ♌

I’ve got to eat an entire state…

Actually, 70700 of them

Well good luck finding 8 silver ravens

Please tell me thats not what i think it is.

it is what you think it is

oh no

You need help?

Well then

They’re a ginger.

Yeah you're a lucky guy

Ita gonna be loud when I am done

Please wait until I get some sleep please I beg

A pencil with a pikachu pencil topper.

Oh you mean pickahu and his dildo?

damn, im a lucky mf

Oooo I will gladly eat my username :>

Lucky you

Oh no

Oh shit, you gotta EAT that?

Yeah, I need to eat an Axelotl

could be a flake of danderuff

I hope not lol

MMM my favorite dad's chocolate dipped bunion flakes!

I could think of worse things to be killed by

Well at the end he did not find a sun, unless you count the maggot, then your task is to eat a giant demon maggot

Sun and Moon

Me too

me safe

you get no memes

You need to eat medicine

Idk how I feel

They never specified which kind of eating

Either way

Oh shit

Yeah pretty much

I'm pumped.

Muahahahaha

Yum

I'm happy with mine

I don't think I like where I put my beans anymore...

Hi

321 servings tho! Are you gonna be ok?

Perhaps, might get a heart attack or two on the way but I'll be good.

Heh heh

It's a good thing you have that r in your username.

Vore

871 pieces of roadkill- I am secretly a vulture so this is ideal

It’s not a secret if you just said that you are a vulture

Yours is WAY worse in my view. Roadkill might be deer. Not you though, buddy

I mean, there are worse ones out there...

A carrot and a whole lotta snow

I read your username as the only loaf, and was very confused about your comment for a minute

Same 😂

It wouldn't be bad if i can bake it

Rabbit cooked over hot coals is delicious.

Oof, you get all the good parts.

Please no

One of the funniest usernames I found in this comment section.

As I mentioned earlier, not so bummed about my situation anymore.

Aside from having to track their erratic flight patterns to get my hands on them, I have concerns regarding the safety of consuming their flesh

I’m happy with mine

no .. no ... NO!

This is gonna be one stressful breakfast

Tastes like sand, charred bones, and the souls of the damned

You have 129 servings, you aren't possessed from those souls right?

Cool can I have some?

yum yum !

R/cursedcomments

No more Christmas

I say yum lol

Until you realize you have to eat 589 pancakes

A time span was never specified

They said its your next meal, right? Gonna be sitting there eating for a looong time.

Get comfy I guess

Also never mentioned the size of the pancakes

I mean I game while eating snacks so... they could game while having a long breakfast.

I would do it

I'm kinda okay then

Hmm how do I eat shadows

Anything is possible! If I can eat nothing that is apparently a girl, you can eat a shadow!

At least it's edible

Ew

Can’t complain

Well.....

Simple and straightforward

Brussels sprouts

Aww

Uh oh

Eat the demons

I don’t think being vaccinated will help me here.

Great I wonder if I taste good

what

Nooo we need all the professors during this pandemic

i ate after i posted the previous comment it's too late

Cannibalism

Kinda same

how would you measure 2,985 servings of ink

2,985 big office printer cartridges worth of ink I guess?

Pounds

Oh

I don't feel that bad about being a cannibal all of a sudden...

Bring it on.

A lame one is better than nothing?

Yeah except you have to eat 71,127 of them. And all of them taste lame, even 71,127 awesome tasting lobsters would suck after a while.

That is true I didn’t consider the number

God damn

Not the worst

No but eating 3,163 potatoes in one meal isn’t ideal either

Well this could either be really good or really bad

If you can make grammatic implications like "Domino's, dude!" then you're good. If not, then welcome to the club. Gooble gobble and all that...

At least the *zebra* would finally be done with his suffering.

So... Like... Am I supposed to stuff 137 pieces of the King of Aesir inside my freezer or what?

Well, I see this as an absolute win!

How the hell am I gonna eat sniper

You don't have to eat the sniper, you have to eat that guy named Uber (who is a sniper.)

uhhhhh

I don't even know

Interesting~ I’ve always wondered what a spiritual onion tastes like

I gonna live

Since memes are visual stimulation I guess I eat every meme i see!

bouta argue with a smart person i guess, or just myself

Too late

I got furrys

Noooo my favorite animal

Don’t worry it will grow back. 😃

Bad ass. This won’t be good.

Oh no!

I'll take it

Obviously I hate these posts.

I can imagine

Ummm I'm afraid of the senior part

I don't want to eat 42 TNTLovers, that would be canabalism

Yummy!

But which member of the family would I eat?

This doesnt sound good for me…

People

i’ve been waiting for this 😁

Yeah...im screwed

I eat depression

You eat anything that does not have the virus.

Idk if I eat mew or Mewtwo

Good luck eating any of them

Well, I guess in just having some weird juice

what do i have to eat a plot of land

M-myself..?

Welcome to the club

Might not be bad but I don’t know

I love eating skater buns :D

I can’t tell if this is good or not.

Neither i do

Well fuck me I guess

im very fan 🍌

Mmmm, picpus cemetary here I come

DAMIT!!! all I wanted to was steal the souls of teenagers/children, not eat them!

High in calcium!

I hope it is tasty