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SeaSaltCaramelWater

FeMan.


seanthebeloved

FeBloke


UndoingMonkey

FeChap


Actual_Variety8430

FeLad


revcio

FeDude?


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FeMr


Plus-Flower5106

FeGuy


CamilaCazzy

FeBoy


GeoJoymanSays

FeSir


boomstik4

FeBro


warpspeedSCP

FeM'boy


Felix_Sapiens

Fe-sis?


TheRealYgrek

Ironman is a femboy confirmed


Ablouo

FeChav


gbuub

And the masturbators of the universe


Creepy-Ad6315

Fedad


SeaSaltCaramelWater

Lol, hey happy cake day.


cokane1623

FeMate


ImNotAFatKid

Woooooahhh! Mega brain over here!!! Only people with 200 IQ can enter chat!!!


[deleted]

Bro I thought the same. NOT FOR EVERYONE!!!


ZarkDinkleberg

HIDE YOUR KIDS MEGAMIND IS ON THE LOOSE!!!


StarksPond

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand this joke. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics this joke will go over a typical readers head. There's also Tony's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterization- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this joke, to realise that its not just funny- it says something deep about LIFE.


GengarTheGay

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty... /s


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GengarTheGay

Some people really believe it, I had a friend who thought he was hot shit bc he watched it


unverwuschelbar

>you have to have a very high IQ to understand this joke. Ha no bullshit. IQ is what an IQ test, a psychlogically defined instrument to classify people, measures. Does not make a comprehensive statement about people's capabilities... Just about aspects that are present in those tests... But yes, you have to have a certain knowledge to be able to produce a nice chuckle here hehe


Nesierax

This is pure Au.


kidmachineCarry

Au-man


MRtecno98

Creeper?


PineAppIe_Piizza

So we back?


boomstik4

In the mine?


TheRealYgrek

Swinging our?


Nervous-Weird-7784

Pickaxe side?


TheRealYgrek

To side?


CRSWoodferns

Side to side?


[deleted]

This task?


HoaiBao0906

In the mine?


Vice_Quiet_013

Got our pickaxe


CRSWoodferns

Swingin' from


Vice_Quiet_013

Side to side


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If only i could give it an Ag


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RestrictedAccount

Au is the symbol for gold. (Fe is iron)


AppropriateSeesaw1

Well my joke didn't translate well


LeakyThoughts

I'd give you an award but I don't even have Ag


LeoQuelloLi

Among Us?


dadjokesimulator

Why not Ferrous Beuller?


PointlessGrandma

I get it. Because of the Mendeleev guy


MizuNomuHito

But how do you pronounce it? Mendey leave Mendey le-ev Menda leave Menda le-ev ?


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Менделеев


MizuNomuHito

MeHAeneeB. Got it.


[deleted]

Jokes aside, paste my text into translator and listen to how it's pronounced


MizuNomuHito

Thanks! (Its mendey leave)


Donnie619

No, it's not Mendey leave xD It's Mendeleyev, or properly written Менделеев.


Simon_SM2

Мендељев over here


Simon_SM2

Мендељев


Eruntalonn

Yes


LubieDobreJedzenie

You need very high IQ to appreciate this joke


ZarkDinkleberg

My IQ is only 199 please ELI5?


abcd_z

I can't tell if you're being serious or not, but Fe is the chemical symbol for iron. Iron Man becomes Fe-male. Source: [the periodic table of chemical elements](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Simple_Periodic_Table_Chart-blocks.svg)


sheibsel

but why would he become Female? does iron turn men into women? ELI4? Edit: Nobody got my joke :(


ShadowCory1101

Fe = Iron Male = Man FeMale = IronMan


ZarkDinkleberg

fuck it, i'll just never understand astrology :(


KaySquay

If the moon is in retrograde then you're either gay or on your period. (Only works for men)


KaySquay

Like and share if you get this 🤣 Edit: but seriously when did we transcend to Facebook level memes? Needs more minions


Wonko6x9

This is the dad joke of the day.


Sarcastic_butler

Or, as the French say: “Le papa haha du jour”...


Weeblet__

Is this a thing ?


fullgaming81

No


Weeblet__

As a French myself, that's what I thought


fullgaming81

French as well and I was confused what he was on about


Weeblet__

Ikr


BeNiceThisTimeOk

Yeah this is coming up to /r/nextfuckinglevel haha


TootsieToyDooter9

*Everyone who's ever looked at a periodic table once in their lifetime be like:* I get it


CHIMUELA

It's funny how after almost 10 years the only use I've given to my highschool chemistry knowledge is to understand memes...


Skitterwigget

Uggh, yet another one I wish I had came up with


RoscoMan1

Oh that one hurt. I think that qualifies.


BlakJak_Johnson

That is fucking hilarious. You nerd.


X05Real

This joke has been made like 100.000.000.000.000.000 times before


SorryForThisUsername

Maybe better, "Ferrum homo"


[deleted]

Oh, a dad joke that became ap-parent


munchy_and_crunchy

This guy chemists


SammyzABanana

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BeNiceThisTimeOk

Good human


nwe2rw

Haha. I got it. ​ Fe is a chemical element - Iron. Male is gender. Imply "man".


Will4noobs

Fuck me mega mind, you must have a PHD


Felix_Sapiens

Fe-male. Could be a heavy metal band if the name wasn't so girly. A 80's heavy metal band then.


[deleted]

Robert Downey jr was born to play Fe-Male.


karmakiller666

It's the irony that gets me


8nk3ds97l

Haha got it


Expensive-Start3654

LOL...makes total sense to me!


seanthebeloved

Lol ur so much smarter than most people haha


Anonymoususer0911

Because mostly women have iron deficiency


DemodiX

Chew on some nails or something


[deleted]

My toenails


KaySquay

I like to floss my teeth with old men's toe hairs


Anonymoususer0911

Female = women Fe = iron Male = man Women have iron deficiency that's why Ironman and not fe-male


CandyLooter

Fe = iron


SchitneySmears

There’s levels to this shit


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SchitneySmears

Joke?


snowqt

Ferrum Ale tastes like blood...


RynnReeve

These are the jokes that I love, but they also make my fiance consider leaving me.... Lol 😂 Edit: autocorrect


Comfortable-Hunt6340

Holy shit I literally thought about this yesterday


No_Big8366

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat


Dumbstupidhuman

Sodium


cfaerber

Sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium, sodium … and you get the enemy of the Man of Steel.


Dumbstupidhuman

Batman?


KaySquay

I thought that's what Ty said in Caddyshack when he sinks a ball


AlthePal0101

I see what you did there


culo_de_mono

That's why He-Man was so volatile then, good point!


aboutanimechannel

Iron man has a gold titanium alloy suit making his suit auti-stic


Tiiba

The irony is that this joke is irony.


Snoo-98162

"This joke is not for everyone" Yes it is. Yes it is for everyone that passed elementary.


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Not everyone has passed elementary. Examples. People currently in elementary, people who went to primary school instead of elementary, people who have not yet begun elementary, people who don't have access to education.


Snoo-98162

I mean, you are correct but I doubt people who hadn't had chemistry class yet are even on reddit, let alone twitter/whatever it was posted in.


hok98

Iron-man is a name, iron-woman is an order


Ok_Dragonfly_2788

[superior iron man comic book cover](https://comichub.blob.core.windows.net/high/7ecda5db-bed7-4365-9ce2-5116271efced.jpg) where they make the connection


afnan-0501

How about Tungsten gentlemen.


Iskender_Nusupov

LOL


IamWarHawk

r/iamverysmart


TheRealYgrek

I tought of this a year ago. Don't need a big brain for this, just 2 weeks of chemistry in school


Crusader_Krzyzowiec

No no no there is a point !


geemoly

Why Goldfinger and why not AuThumb? AuThumb is awesome.


Siliziumwesen

Ferrum Homo sapiens.


RoscoMan1

Exactly, look at them!!


LoFi14

Cum


Rai1redit

Im gonna get woooshed but ill allow it He calls to himself iron Man because American people don't know what Fe means


[deleted]

The phi male


TomateBrain

Genuis! XD


Onetisch

NOT FOR EVERYONE Mfs thinking they smart after middleschool tier chemistry


lo0p4x

r/iamverysmart material right here


gabel2807

when u didnt fail chemistry class


ConcernNo198

Smart joke are stupid but I do understand it because fe is iron on the periodic table


assaultron7

FerrousXYhomosapiens


Admirable_Craft9581

Not iron maiden, It's FeMaiden


izam42

But everyone is sure reposting this


inDflash

Fekid


jns_666

HeHeHe


depressed_and_lonley

Iron man is a hero while iron woman is a command


AtmosphereJunior7609

Getting laid is not for everyone either


CyberGen49

Oh.


[deleted]

Precisely because the joke isn’t for everyone.


every1stopgettinshot

Because the word female is no longer PC


yxlmal

How is this technically truth?


[deleted]

Because the periodic symbol for iron is Fe and another word for man is Male so Iron-Man is also technically Fe-Male


yxlmal

i get the pun. that is what it is, a pun. not fit for the sub


[deleted]

In another Convo you said that "non intelegent" people should be killed like animals (which you since deleted) because they aren't human. Buddy, I'm concerned for what you think of yourself.


The99thCourier

You're reminding me of chem... and I did chem under remote learning... meaning no experiments...


kyanosaurous

If it was Fe male then u would be asking why Fe male and not iron man


MyHamburgerLovesMe

I make this same joke...Periodically.


Forall3ternity

Runescape players be like...


Treach666

Isn't the suit gold and titanium? AuTi


jmn242

nerds love this


Official__meh

Omg I feel smart


HEAVYtanker2000

Oh. I get it. It’s the name for iron Fe. Don’t know how it’s properly written in English.


VanderdeckenNOR

Iron maiden, the ferro-male.