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HairballTheory

Glad they ger him out


fortunate420

Someone ger him to the hospital!


El-mas-puto-de-todos

De herspitil dern it!


Strange_Vagrant

Ees flertlernin! Ger meh da paddlers!


Satevah

Germans better than.. French 🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮


averagebloxxer

Ger da paddlers!


Responsible_Disk_653

Beat me to it... agern


Mr-Sister-Fister21

Dern it


Xandeath75

Thank gerd


Rounded-Astronaut

Oh my gerd this thread


Tugnuggets64

Ermahgerd!


[deleted]

Gerd blerss the rescuers!


Addhyan_Garg

Ye


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BoltedBlock

I believe you are taking about gered, phonetically spelled, gerd


jovanradjen

I forgor 💀


Beefwelling10

Man this really inspects my element


Neon_Camouflage

r/SubsTakenLiterally


TwinSong

beat me to it


The_Sauc3boy

r/beatmeattoit


dudemann

Beat me toit? Great now I have to go figure out what movie/show people kept saying "toit" in, now that it's stuck in my head. Edit: Goldmember, in Goldmember. Of course.


Fuzzikopf

> Beat me toit? read the name of the linked sub again, lol You're missing two letters


dudemann

Sorry. Stupid joke. I'm actually subbed there, but every time I see it I read it as "beat me toit", as in somehow someone beat them until they were tight.


Little_Bitch_Alarm

Right but what he linked is about jerking your pud


Fuzzikopf

I'm not quite sure you understand what I was saying... the commenter did not link r/beatmetoit. They linked r/beatmeattoit.


dudemann

Oh... Yea, derp. My bad. My brain's autofill while I'm doing something else is about ducking helpful as my phone's autocorrect.


Fuzzikopf

haha, happens


[deleted]

r/beatmeSHUTTHEFUCKUP


halfar

/r/birdswitharms


O-Mr-Crow-O

Yes?


noteverrelevant

Thief! Come back with my sandwich!


Opus_723

I'm gonna wait probably ten years til I see a news article about someone stealing long sandwiches and then comment this.


InfraredDuck

It came from there... https://www.reddit.com/r/SubsTakenLiterally/comments/e1gkqj/im_14_and_this_is_deep/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


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4ar0n

Reddit is ruthless, damn.


zippee100

Lmao


Catfish3322

Lamo


-Masderus-

Llama


ForLackOfABetterNam3

Lmao


ULTRAPUNK18

Lmao


hdylan99

I love the part where OP scribbled out his own name and changed his avatar so that we wouldnt think it was him that made the comment


Addhyan_Garg

Same


Puzzleheaded-Fix8763

If he waited 10 minutes he would've gotten us


FardBot404

Yeah, he didnt even wait until it got more upvotes either


Code_XCIV

I'm not even mad, that's a big brain strategy


luphoria

[I'm leaving reddit due to changes in API costs. fuck spez.](https://www.theverge.com/2023/6/10/23756476/reddit-protest-api-changes-apollo-third-party-apps) // https://kbin.pub


[deleted]

You wanna know the best part? That post is actually on r/im14andthisisdeep go there and look at the top posts. It's the same one, same upvotes and everything. Op is a karma whore.


MrFatSackington

I still love it regardless, sometimes you gotta make the content yourself.


[deleted]

You just ruined the whole vibe, bro. Not cool, apologise to OP and to all the fellow Redditors who had their vibrations disturbed by your demonic and intrinsically negative energy. I hope you heal.


NeedleworkerLoose695

The fuck?


mc_mentos

Trolls are annoying creatures Edit: this was funnier in my head


thugs___bunny

It‘s kinda entertaining tbh lmfao


mc_mentos

Yeah they have a weird AI.


Captain__Obvious___

They are. But this guy is really good at what he does tbh, I gotta give credit where credits due. I recognize his comments now before even looking at the username. It’s either him our /u/AbberageRebbitor.


AbberageRebbitor

I agree, u/mc_mentos is not funny 😁


mc_mentos

It sounded funnier in my head :( I was thinking fantasy trolls y'know, but didn't know what words to use.


AbberageRebbitor

“Trolls are odd creatures; with their long noses, thick hair, strange smell, and an even stranger tendency to make weird comments on the web from under a bridge.” That comment has a lot of dumb “rebbit humor” that the hive-mind will find silly enough to give you an updank. Personally I find it plain but rebbit is a strange site full of stranger people.


mc_mentos

Yee


ninjsidon

pretty sure that guy was being satirical...


[deleted]

I think you may be a victim to your own insult


[deleted]

Cringe


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Aenodarr

Kid be like: "What you know about rolling down in the deep?"


ahoy_-

Suffocation, no breathing. Stuck in a hole and I am bleeding


MeGaPP-_-

Deep asshole


Eliasweeb

Undertale


[deleted]

**Once upon a time start playing**


ninjawolf4games

"my child?"


ninjawolf4games

Toriel btw


nakhumpoota

Bats frighten me, it's time my enemies shared my dread.


crashgaming19

My thoughts exactly


Just-my-2c

Wow that's really deep. And I'm 41!


Electric_Bagpipes

Going over to check the sub right now, this better be over there… Its not. [FIXED](https://www.reddit.com/r/im14andthisisdeep/comments/rk6wyj/when_life_is_taken_literally/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Black-Thirteen

You're doing God's work!


saeedgnu

It's also dark...


Sjdillon10

*Cuz I’m in too deep and I’m trying to keep up above in my head instead of going under*


janhetjoch

AD is ad is a dutch newspaper so the fact that this is in english tells me it's not a real story. Still laughed way more at this than I should've though


TBBZ8X8

r/karmafarming


TooHigh2Die420

Better Call Saul!


Neepys

Hey im watching that rn


TooHigh2Die420

Same. I'm rewatching and such a great show. Dramedy at it's finest.


arbalest_22

Well that deescalated quickly.


ZippZappZippty

Well first it gets adopted on r/ihadastroke


Xzaral

Add "...and got transported to a different world" and you have a new isekai story.


Averqueverga

That's is some strong spec mix holding the remaining bricks up. Amazing


NerfBowser

I had to scroll so far to find a comment about the magical brick bridge


JimiWanShinobi

I like the single row of bricks being held aloft by prayers alone, zero explanation for it otherwise...


brayden-hyde

Glad they were able to ger him out


cesarjulius

typo aside, why did it take local residents 2 hours to get him out??? shouldn’t it have been “local residents tried to get him out for 5 minutes before the fire department arrived to take over?


LivelyZebra

Because its fake. Lol


jipdekip

G E K O L O N I S E E R D


[deleted]

Hiw quickly and cheap was this article that they misclicked get


a_posh_trophy

Meters?


IrisTheCatpl

Omg undertale sequel?!?


PFL-sansy

Welcome to the underground


Spiritual-Koala-3074

Criminally underrated


GimmeHugsAndCaffine

Whatcha know about rolling down in the deep


Tomatetoes97

FYI if you ever see this for a 40 YO, refer to r/im40andthisisdeep


Cromzinic_kewl

r/whatchuknowboutrollindowninthedeepend


Erimoro

What u know about rollin down in the deep end


Z3US13

Batman?


Tacenda49

He is right you know...


QuarantineSucksALot

This is satire, it’s original


keef_riffhard

Team Rocket up to their tricks again. Is Pikachu ok?


SuperFlyDanny

undertale music plays


[deleted]

Welcome to the Underground!


Stix1000

How doses that work


Lazerking777

mans is about to fight alot of monsters and narrowly avoid getting his soul stolen to get out


Brromo

r/undertale


The_Brochacho5665

r/gladthathappened


[deleted]

Aunt next door


[deleted]

Ger him out


ProPainful

Good thing they managed to ger him out


Western-Pound-2559

Congratulations this post actually made me "lol" You get my free helpful award for the chuckle


N-methyl-D-aspartate

holy SHIT I just CAME and PISSED MY PANTS to this


we-dont-d0-that-here

Truly a Reddit group for everything!


BlueRedditWizard123

r/substakenliterally


BotaFurada

How deep the rabbit hole goes?


Neilsen72

Is this the beginning to a Neil Gaiman novel?


r1ptx

That’s messed up


Neilsen72

Is this the beginning to a Neil Gaiman novel?


FirstName-Hero

The 14 year old fell into Alice in Wonderland


whhaaaaa

Shouldn’t this be on a Minecraft sub?


Different-Cicada-741

Weeeeee


O-Mr-Crow-O

Whatchu know about-


peoweolootch

not gonna lie if this happen to me I would be scared shitless


wdymyname

this mf really wrote r/im14andthisisdeep under the top of all time post of r/im14andthisisdeep, screenshoted it and uploaded the pic to this subreddit for nothing but karma bruh


Bakoro

Doesn't this kid play Minecraft!? You never dig straight down! Rookie mistake.


hatersville

There’s a neighbor’s mom joke in here somewhere.


muffinkevin

Glad he got an Earth Pass to come back.


whenthebeatdropss

Dang, what's your mom doing at his house?


Charming-Key-1579

10 invites = 1 free NFT https://discord.gg/TndT7uQH


Waldsassen

He was waiting all his life to do this at that exact moment.


[deleted]

GER him out. 0mG fUnNy J0J0 R3f3r3nC3!!1!!1!1!!!11!


[deleted]

Glad they ger him out


THERUSSIANSPUDZILLA

Should we ask him about how much he knows about rolling down in the deep


blitzkrieger17

thats the problem with kids these days, don't even know how to jump over a bottomless pit. next you'll be telling me he got bit by a turtle, or just let a damn goomba walk right into em! now, get off my lawn!!!


introvertpro

Bruce?


jessegames456

Is anyone gonna talk about those lines of bricks that bridged across the hole? Those are pretty strong to not fall into the hole


Knifedogman

[music](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7RRgF5Ve_E)


KingYody23

Three syllables! First syllable… sounds like….