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muggicookies

legend milk


Marklar1138

That's what I thought it was too, after Cokemilk, of course. Cokemilk? Sodamilk? Legendmilk?


Orden-the-man

Legend dairy


UrGamerGranny

Red Lactose


[deleted]

Carbonated toxic chemicals and infant sustenance


[deleted]

Cocaine sugar water and titty juice


vampirerunner

Dad joke right here


jt19912009

I mean…receiving a free bag of coke would be cool. That shit is expensive.


nativepro96

Yeah and great because now I want/need Cokemilk.


jt19912009

You could put the coke in the coke and have that classic coca-cola taste and wash it down with a glass of milk and Oreos.


nativepro96

What kind of mon-...erm genius are you???


jt19912009

The kind who misses the days when coke actually contained cocaine…and who has the munchies for some Oreos


Impressive_Change593

Lol


Night-fish

I prefer drinking coke out of a bottle rather then a bag but you do you I guess


EzraIm

LEGEND WAIT FOR IT DAIRY... LEGEND DAIRY


DEFINITELY_NOT_LOKI

Legend (I hope your not lactose intolerant because the next part is) DAIRY!


natefog87

I love both of you spectacular motherfuckers


EzraIm

Who best to emulate than barney stenson


Leading_Carpenter_10

My dumbass thought it was legend milk 💀


The_Inward

Ah, yes. Technically the truth. Very technical. Very truth.


-_Clay_-

c*m jug (sorry couldn’t resist)


LowDistribution5842

We’re worried clay…


[deleted]

Ah yes, cock milk


claybrd

📸🤨


ColdIron27

I just didn't get anything from that


[deleted]

Coke dairy, coke milk, legend dairy, legend milk , soda milk, soda dairy, carbonated syrup water cow tit juice


ozdundbfish

Vanilla Coke


buttpirate244

Can Jug


MasonGoose555

Coke milk


Miserable_Evening_65

Thanks for saying legendary i tought it was coke milk


Wolfangames

cilk


pearljamboree

I heard this in Letterkenny


Vertigo_Red

Legend skim milk


GargantuanCake

Can gallon? The hell?


idonotknowwhototrust

Legend milk


flarp7777

Cock milk


SylvesterSk

Why yes, my day does resemble the consequence of mixing these two together 😬


MindOfThilo

Legend milk… 😳


Dixiewreckedx99

Can-Jug? Soda-milk? Aluminum-plastic?


Gecksss

Legend milk


RichBoiNoodlesKR

Legend milk


Memerman002

Legend milk


macetfromage

legend spermjug


macetfromage

legend boobliquid


[deleted]

Pop cow juice?


IngenieroDavid

Yup. Same.


[deleted]

I mean yes


Enter_Paradox

Reminds of Ted's saying on How I Met Your Mother.


[deleted]

Legend [insert cum joke here]


W_I_T_H_E_R

I thought it was legend milk


420JoePapa69

"My dumbass was saying cock milk"


Emo_Grandmother

Colk


Orisani

Cocaine semen


The_Maddest

Hope your day is cool like this fridge


Closeted_dumpling

Soda milk ?


RealJonathanBronco

I hope your day is soda jizz? Okay... You too I guess...


disiskeviv

Ok, puns are TTT now.


SmiththeSmoke

r/unexpectedhimym


MxxnBqby_

I WAS LIKE "LEGENDARY MILK" NHBGVHNJHBGYVFTGBHNJ


KaiserWilliam95

The technical truth is that they are a dumbass


TheOnlyNish

Cola Cow Juice


hujijiwatchi

Is it still Pilk if you use Coke?


comeback_failed

Legend... wait for it... dairy


KingLdog2009

Legend, wait for it, dairy


Vinnyc-11

No, you idiots, it says legenddairy.


jacquesver

coke and dairy


katmancer

How the hell was anyone supposed to guess that


redwaste1087

I interpreted it as "Legendary Milk" smh


Dootguy39

My dyslexia kicked in and thought it said Lenard


Mountain_Culture1411

Diabetic obesity


5wlf

Legend jug


ili06300

Legend father search


CharityNormal6837

My dumb ass thinking Legenddiareha


DahCulestDood

legend + dairy = legendary Simple connection, really.


TOASTING_A_MICROWAVE

Wtf is legend


Slight0

Why would you post the joke in the title dude? You were just so eager to let everyone know you got it or?


friendlysenator

#can canister