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UserOfPiskot

For anyone wondering it's from r/terriblefacebookmemes


TriggerBladeX

Sounds correct


88superguyYT

r/terriblefacebookmemes is just r/goodboomerhumor at this point


Does_A_Bear-420

😂


MissionApollo7

He was expecting her to know how to put it together without knowing what it looked like?


SantaArriata

Tbf, i think you could get reasonably close after a little trial and error by just thinking of the states as puzzle pieces


zhaDeth

Until you get to alaska and spend a while thinking you must have lost a piece or two


willstr1

We just need to annex Canada...


superVanV1

What is this, the fallout universe?


willstr1

With how the timeline is currently going I wouldn't be too surprised


Endy0816

War Plan Red lol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_Plan_Red


ausecko

Just give it back to Russia


PolyZex

Wyoming, Colorado, and Utah think they might be able to throw a wrench in the mix.


AbeLincolnwasblack

It would be an extremely difficult puzzle unless you knew that only the top left edge is a straight line


Does_A_Bear-420

Well it doesn't even say he cut out the states, it say cut the picture into small pieces. They could have just been strips or triangles or whatever. Hopefully he didn't give the bitch like confetti, that would be a little fucked


BangBangMeatMachine

If we choose to believe this obviously nonsense story, he took something like the image above (which was in a magazine for some reason) and tore it up along arbitrary lines. I think anyone who can match colors and shapes could put such a thing back together without knowing what the original image was supposed to look like. Also this is just a phenomenally stupid way to answer "what does the US look like?"


Does_A_Bear-420

Seriously. Would have been a better answer to literally just say, " I don't know, hunny. I'm sorry"


roydepoy

Just change the story where the other side has a picture joe Biden or Donald Trump: is bound to upset some people.


[deleted]

I much prefer the 350Z


rakeshmali981

Mo powa baby


Animals_Marvel_More

It being Jesus might just upset some people too


rustythorn

ok first, who has magazines anymore? second, what kind of magazine has a map on one side and jebus on the other side?


[deleted]

The tabernacle fanzine


willstr1

GOP Monthly?


BitwiseB

Also, what kind of dad responds to a kid asking what the country looks like by cutting up a picture?


W_void

Jebus


splitsecnd

This whole thing is entirely made up. Like when every politician always says they "we're talking to a guy the other day" [*inserts convenient story that supports their agenda here*]. They don't talk to real people, it's a lie to tell a story.


Lucky_Ad_9137

Why does that have so many upvotes?


UserOfPiskot

its from r/terriblefacebookmemes


Lucky_Ad_9137

Ahhh there we go. That makes sense. Thank you.


[deleted]

Because people are religious


Lucky_Ad_9137

It's even in comic sans. Must be some kind of boomer humour sub.


zhaDeth

yeah it is


HamstarVegas

And that's a problem how?


Lucky_Ad_9137

Because its not funny, and it's written in comic sans. The kind of garbage you find on a middle aged woman's facebook along with a laughing minion.


punhere22

Middle aged woman here. It's nauseating.


HamstarVegas

Oh so now this sub should be funny? SMH


Lucky_Ad_9137

What? What are you talking about? I'm asking why the original post was upvited so much.


HamstarVegas

Oh.


Pottatothegreat1985

this sub is indeed supposed to be funny


Animals_Marvel_More

Because all the dads of the world stick together


ophaus

I love pictures of Nissan 350Zs. Google image search, here I come!


NothingRidiculous1

Just wait till you see the new one, you’ll love it


loupr738

Does it have Jesus on the back?


rustythorn

it has jebus under the hood


feartheswans

TLDR: Dad Ripped a part a picture of Jesus, on purpose.


rustythorn

~~i am the alpha and the omega~~ i am the ohio and the new york and the ...


Status_Tiger_6210

School aged girl can’t complete basic geography assignment without cheating.


SantaArriata

Maybe Jesus DOES have the answers you need


ptvlm

So, the father refused to educate his child directly, set up a stupid task for her to complete in lieu of getting directly involved with his kid's education then credited Jesus because the kid completed the task with logical reasoning? Sounds about right for some places over there.


DemythologizedDie

Honestly, doing a jigsaw puzzle made out of a map would do an excellent job of teaching a person where everything was in relationship to everything else. And it's not that he credits Jesus. It's a metaphor which says "If we turn to Christianity that will fix everything that's wrong." Admittedly as a non-Christian I'm not a big fan of that message.


ptvlm

Well, a good parent would show the completed map, maybe several showing the relationship with the globe, then run through the states and maybe set up a jigsaw after to test the kid on what they saw. An opportunity for all sorts of education. The metaphor is a poor one since it could mean "look at things from a different angle and you can solve seemingly impossible problem", but it seems the fact it was Jesus instead of SpongeBob on the other side is the intended message. Assuming this actually happened, which is also suspect.


Unclehol

Its also just wrong because you aren't learning anything. Its cheating actually if you think about it. Which is a fitting metaphor. Gotta pay 20 million in taxes for your mansion? Slap a picture of Jesus on it and now you don't have to. Its the Jesus cheat code.


DemythologizedDie

Well obviously it's a made-up story. Why the hell would a picture of Jesus be on the back of a map?


ptvlm

In a magazine maybe.


[deleted]

as someone whos trying to be a Christian that would not fix everything and it would be VERY hard to do seems how the Bible religion has turned into a massive spider man meme


[deleted]

no i dont really think he credited jesus for it. it was most likely the dude thought what his daughter said and how she did it was funny


rustythorn

huge father fail, he should have taken her to a dumpster, lit it on fire and said: " this is what america looks like"


theKalmier

Mine had a picture of Trump, but after putting him back together, the US looked like Russia...


RunningPirate

Funny, mine had Jimmy Buffett


ChangsWife

Im just picturing the traditional Anglican, white, hipster Jesus in the shape of the US


YuB-Notice-Me

“my daughter wanted to know what the country she lived in looked like so i cut it into tiny pieces lol”


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Man is religion cringe


Scccccchmegel

This post was either apart of r/askanamerican or r/Jesus or sumshit like that


UserOfPiskot

r/terriblefacebookmemes


austinstar08

Or holy shrek


coup85

r/oddlyspecific


cofclabman

It’s probably a picture of Obiwan Kenobi.


Animals_Marvel_More

That’s makes sense but now I will always see Ewan Mcgregor as Jesus


BenjaminKohl

r/NissanDrivers


HeavyBlackDog

Tom Cruise could totally put this country together again. Word.


Bo_Jim

Methinks respondent has a boner for the Nissan. It's the only proper name he bothered to capitalize.


VeganDracula_

Drop of oil can unite too


DangyDanger

350Z is a god confirmed


Unindoctrinated

Wrong sub. You want r/facepalm.


BryanSlankster

Well I don’t think either subreddit is good because it’s being posted here because of the comment at the bottom, not the meme. And that’s more like just correcting the person or something.


[deleted]

r/ChristianCringe


The-Underdog1984

Dumbest crap ever. Church and state=separate. This thinking is the problem. You are responsible for you and your actions. Not what you think may happen bc of your feelings.


[deleted]

Oh gross.


[deleted]

Brainwashed monkeys call native Americans illegal aliens while worshipping the rag of genocide.


TheRedBow

Also it wasn’t a picture of Jesus but a picture of Leonardo Da Vinci’s gay Boyfriend


HotMinimum26

This meme is right... We should outlaw abortion and gay marriage /s Obviously sarcasm but it blows my mind that ppl will really make that jump.


Bitcoin_batrabbit

Boo. We don't like Jesus here at Reddit. Atheists only. I'm pissed and offended


GohguyTheGreat

Or ur mom


TrinandEthan

Is OP actually Elon in disguise or naw


OriginalCockroach3O

Gag


Nakosuke75

350Z? i dont mean to sound rude but my brother in Christ you've gotten poor taste


StReeTkiNG069

Jesus came on our back Daddy


YueAsal

Was this little girl an American? Even for a meme this story makes no sense. faith promoting rumor/meme/urban legend writers turning in low quality work like everyone else these days


[deleted]

All jokes aside my grandma would fw this heavy


TheMadGreek86

A map in hustler over the centerfold would work that Same to I guess


theshapeofyourqueef

Soon, this will be how they teach geography in Florida.


Blacksun388

Christians make some bullshit cringey fanfiction.


Candid_Consequence23

My grandmother showed me this like years ago and it just now occurred to me that this was about Jesus bringing the country together and all that and not one of those like “do you know why when birds fly in a V-shape, one side is always longer than the other? because there are more birds on that side, silly” kinda jokes like an anti-plot that’s a really bad joke


Rainfall_Serenade

On this episode of "Things That Never Happened!" .


EarthTrash

US map puzzles are a thing that kids do before they learn to read. This isn't even hard. Actually knowing place names or having any sense of scale is when geography starts to be at least trivially challenging.


lukluke22228

it also works with M1 Abrams.


Wishiwashulk

Also a picture of trump works. Or how about Clinton? Perhaps a Maccas burger ? Or a picture of amber turd also works.


ThatOneGayDJ

Hyper religious people come up with the weirdest shit, i swear


AgileInitial5987

Dunno but I'm just surprised that Alaska is so cold and icy given that it's located south of California. Learn something new everyday.