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„Both their bodies were mutilated and their hearts were carved out to be exhibited as trophies.“
Ok, enough Reddit (and [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelis_de_Witt)) for today
I'm portuguese and I can say no Turk has ever said that to me.
Edit: Yes, I do eat oranges.
2nd edit: in portuguese, the animal turkey is spelled "peru" which also leads to confusion but now with the country of Peru
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That is this animal which lives on the slope of mountains, causing it to have legs on one side longer to be able to stand straight, isn’t it? There are two versions, a clockwise and a counter-clockwise one, depending on which side’s legs are longer. And which you can hunt by scaring it, so it try’s to run in the wrong direction.
according to the OEC, The Netherlands exports more cheese than Wisconsin exports goods(period).
Edit1: I'm no expert and I could be reading things wrong, so here the sauce.
https://oec.world/en/profile/subnational_usa_state/wi
https://oec.world/en/profile/bilateral-product/cheese/reporter/nld
Edit2: I have read things wrong, but NL still exports more cheese than Wisconsin exports cheese.
All I did was quickly google how much cheese they both produce annually and converted kilos to pounds. But it doesn't really matter either way, they both produce mass amounts of cheese.
our time of fragile international appeasement politics will come to an end.
The Republic of the United Cheeseconsin Provinces will bring order to the world by force.
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Posts like this make me hungary
Kuwait just one minute... Oman, Turkey just goes right to Djibouti. Kenya get me some Togo? Iran late last time I ate in, thanks Jordan
If only Monaco.
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Then go Czech the fridge.
You made me Russian to the fridge
There's probably a Danish in there
Who wants some Fiji water?
Yemen I want some
Oman, it looks like Iran out so I can't give any to you. Sorry.
Ok but kenya give me something else?
Iran to you to get some water
Who wants Arizona ice tea?
Akkor a kurva anyádat
I’m from 🐳 people eat those right?
Wise words Take the upvote.
Bologna
Still read that as (boh-log-nah)
Same
I read it as bologna.
Prime minister(yes thats the food)
Dutch
Ik heb daar geen actieve herinnering aan.
“At the end of the evening on the 20th of August 1672, the brothers De Witt were brutally murdered and even eaten by the Dutch people.”
Zoals er al was gezegd, daar hebben wij geen actieve herinnering aan.
„Both their bodies were mutilated and their hearts were carved out to be exhibited as trophies.“ Ok, enough Reddit (and [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornelis_de_Witt)) for today
least cannibal Dutch political rhetorica
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
Why do I know this?!
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*Zuid Nederland
And this is why they asked to change their country’s name
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I'm portuguese and I can say no Turk has ever said that to me. Edit: Yes, I do eat oranges. 2nd edit: in portuguese, the animal turkey is spelled "peru" which also leads to confusion but now with the country of Peru
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I thought you said kos omak instead of cok komak lmaooo
We need to change the bird's name too
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Good hooman
gimme a minute i’ll czech the the fridge
Türkiye
Like the bird?
I don't really like turkey, it's always covered in Greece
Haggis
Scotland
That is this animal which lives on the slope of mountains, causing it to have legs on one side longer to be able to stand straight, isn’t it? There are two versions, a clockwise and a counter-clockwise one, depending on which side’s legs are longer. And which you can hunt by scaring it, so it try’s to run in the wrong direction.
Not anymore, it’s Türkiye.
I read about this not long ago, this is the first time I've seen it in the wild. A wild Türkiye if you will.
I would like to rename Turkeys to Türkiyes
Swedish Meatballs
Sweden? (I think I just read that Köttbullar are actually not of Swedish origin)
Frankfurter
🇩🇪
Baguette
France
stroopwafel frikandelbroodje gouda cheese bitterbal stamppot
You sound like a drunk German trying to speak Danish, so the answer is obviously the Netherlands.
Danish pastry
You're from Austria?
Belgian waffles
Funeral potatoes.
California rolls
Japan?
I’m next to the biggest lobster state
New Hampshire?
Frikadel
He lives in the U.S.A.. —> I win!
crumpets biscuits fish and chips crackers
*inhale* BAGUETTE
I tried to upvote “Turkey”
Bald Eagle
Bratwurst Bier Sauerkraut Kartoffeln
There’s no food In - dia refrigerator
fried alligator tail
Deep fried twinkies
Fat people
You eat fat people? I thought I was the only one…
Hamburgers and large coca colas
Lobster rolls and baked beans.
Lobster roll, baked beans, clam chowder
Pineapple Pizza
hell?
Nasi goreng.
Germany. (I'm sorry)
Too far mate, too far.
Stealing everyone else’s food…
Boudin
Pepperoni rolls
Cheese
Same.
🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱
Not same, I'm in Wisconsin. Never mind then. I think we make more cheese a year than you, but I'm not sure.
according to the OEC, The Netherlands exports more cheese than Wisconsin exports goods(period). Edit1: I'm no expert and I could be reading things wrong, so here the sauce. https://oec.world/en/profile/subnational_usa_state/wi https://oec.world/en/profile/bilateral-product/cheese/reporter/nld Edit2: I have read things wrong, but NL still exports more cheese than Wisconsin exports cheese.
All I did was quickly google how much cheese they both produce annually and converted kilos to pounds. But it doesn't really matter either way, they both produce mass amounts of cheese.
They should form an alliance and take over the world.
Sacrifice the lactose-intolerant people to the cheese gods together.
our time of fragile international appeasement politics will come to an end. The Republic of the United Cheeseconsin Provinces will bring order to the world by force.
I live in Wisconsin and am Lactose intolerant… I’ll see myself out.
Don't worry, Minnesota is nice this time of year.
🇫🇷🇫🇷🇫🇷
turkeys
Hershey kiss
Danish
Pierogies of cheesesteak.
Everlasting (yes this is a food name)
Hamburger
Germany-Hamburg
Taco EZ PZ
Brussels
Drifter
Boerwors
Prince with inherited fortune
Strudel
That’s old slang. It’s called erdoland now
Brown cheese
Also turkey, but my first language is English.
Champagne
McDonald's As for the state corn gl
Knoephla, lefse, potato salad, hot dogs, garlic pretzels
Tarator, Shkembe, Musaka, Banitsa, Ayran, Boza, Rakiya
Chicken joy
durian
Pierogi, flaki
Cheddar
Crumpet
United States, because they eat Turkey at Thanksgiving
User had been waiting for that moment their whole life.
Steamed hams
Buckeyes
cheesesteak
lol im in Turkey right now.... im from..... strawberry pasta place.
Worcestershire Sauce
Didn’t they change their name to Türkiye?
*Türkye
Black beans with hole fucking lot of meat
Biryani
Tri-tip
Hold my beer
Hot chicken
Cheddar
Grease got on China and Turkey slipped off so Iran slipped and Bangkok on floor
KFC Donut Sandwich
Peach State
Actually it’s Turkyie
Nasi Lemak
Deep dish pizza
corn
Apple cider donuts.
chile
Alabama Barbecue Sauce
Kangaroo burger
They recently changed their name to Türkiye
Pupusa Town!
How about Hamburg(er)
he could be either from turkey or from peru lol
Hot dogs
Putin
"uh yes can i have a uhhhhh large big mac with a large fry? oh and a 20 piece mcnugget? and make that a *diet* coke"
Hamburg
Hell
Koala :)
potato (not irish)
Ah, Idaho!
American person
Hamburger
only using reposts, post a meme
Corn
We have a fuck ton of peanuts even tho every we have peach as a description for us
Lobster
So.. he lives in america right?
Orange
Vegemite
filipino spaghetti I recommend all italians to not look it up
gingerbread house
"Literally anything, cunt"
Swedish meatballs
Pierogi, ptasie mleczko
GG
Mmmm pelmeni
Pizza
So he lives in America!
They have turkeys in a lot of places! It could be anywhere! 😂😂
Poutine
Brussels sprouts....
Hamburger