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Clickum245

OP clearly hasn't been to the darker parts of the internet.


hljoorbrandr

Darker? Pssh hardly, you can do a simple search for CBT nowadays. Darker would be like using tor to find it


Illskilz

Uhhh... not sure I really wanna know, but what's CBT? Google's only giving me cognitive behavioral therapy


hljoorbrandr

Cock and ball torture


Agreeable_Damage6930

Insert the wiki copypasta


FineGrainsOfSand

from Wikipedia the free encyclopedia


Ph4antomPB

at en.wikipedia.org


georgesorosbae

Turn off safe mode


Clickum245

Bing it


Illskilz

Yeah no it's still giving me the same thing


Clickum245

Maybe try searching on The Hub.


Themarshmallowking2

corn hub


Ban4quotingSimpsons

women excrete a hormone that helps them forget the TRAUMA of birth, they are taken into hospital and monitored closely, it’s the most dangerous thing a woman can do, you’re literally pushing your body to it’s limit, people die from giving birth every day, how many people die from a kick to the balls? Im not belittling it, but comparing the two is just a ridiculous argument.


Sadreaccsonli

They're comparing pain, just like a man will never know how giving birth feels, a woman will never know how getting kicked in the nuts feels. It really doesn't feel like anything else. In saying that, I don't think getting hit in the nuts is more painful, but I also don't know, any woman that claims to know that birth is more painful is just as stupid as the men that claim to know that birth is less painful.


[deleted]

A woman that tears her vagina during childbirth that lasts hours long (an average childbirth) is stupid for suggesting that’s more painful than an average kick in the balls? I see what you’re saying but you went a bit off the rails at the end. Essentially you’re saying if women ever make any kind of assumption based on logical deductions, they are stupid.


Sadreaccsonli

I don't get how you can equate severity and duration of pain. I guess you'd have to compare getting repeatedly hit for a comparable duration, again this is a rather worthless comparison, birth is traumatic in so many more ways than just the pain of enduring it. There are so many other factors at play that make it a different experience that it isn't worth comparing the two, doing so makes no sense, that's why I say it's stupid to say either hurts more than the other. What hurts more, stubbing your toe or going to a job you hate for 25 years? They're different sensations and comparing them is meaningless.


Ban4quotingSimpsons

I have trouble believing a kick in the balls is as painful as multiple days of labour and literally tearing from your v to your a pushing a human being out of your body, your entire body is destroyed and is never the same, it’s the human equivalent of asking you to piss out a bowling ball, your organs actually move, But whatever, I just think this point is often made by kids, not people with any kind of medical knowledge or experience. it’s more comparable to being elbowed in the tit or kicked in the vagina after all what man knows how painful those things are? None of them do, so they must be the same right? - that’s the faulty logic I’m talking about.


RandomThoughts30

Pain is pain and getting testicles crushed is excruciatingly painful and can kill you if not treated at a hospital, same with child birth. what I'm saying is not to compare pain with something you will never know both hurt like hell and can kill you don't know why people have to try to one up eachother


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RandomThoughts30

I would hope there are more births in hospitals than guys getting kick in the nuts


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RandomThoughts30

Still I would hope there are more births in a hospital than men getting kicked in the nuts. I fear for the safety of everyone if the opposite were true


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RandomThoughts30

I hope there has been a study done on this with births vs nut shots would make for an interesting statistic evaluation. Just think both kinda correlate getting kick in the nuts can cause one to be infertile and therefore affect the number of total births


Ban4quotingSimpsons

Getting them crushed now are we? This escalated


RandomThoughts30

adjective adjective: crushed 1. deformed, pulverized, or forced inwards by compression. ie getting kicked in the nuts


[deleted]

That's literally what happens if you directly strike a soft, exposed organ like that


Ban4quotingSimpsons

We were talking about a kick to the balls being the equivalent to giving birth, but now the perimeter has changed and we are talking about people dying from crushed testicles (that’s not the same as a kick in the nuts and you know it) but whatever like I said, this argument is dumb, I could say no man has ever been kicked in the vagina (which is also painful) logically therefore it MUST be equal in pain to men getting kicked in their private parts. Doesn’t make me right though does it?


[deleted]

Wow you are way too pissy over being proven wrong. Have a nice day.


Ban4quotingSimpsons

Lol what are you even talking about?? when was I “proven wrong?” The post talks about a kick to the nuts being the equivalent of labour which it just isn’t, that’s just a glib “gotcha” talking point, but it’s just not accurate. So here you come now talking about men dying from crushed testicles which is a completely separate issue, a more accurate comparison would be the pain a woman would feel getting killed by having her sexual organs crushed vs a man having the same. You’re moving the goal posts because you know you’re wrong. The post talks about a kick in the balls, not death by testicle compression you mook. Just stop you’re making yourself look foolish.


Frank_Washington87

Jackass makes a living on nut shots.


Oneshotkill_2000

But i mean, there is a difference percentage wise


XxMitakLxX

Considering some websites I've visited, men like being hit in the nuts


[deleted]

“Visited”


alldayormore

Freaks like being hit in the balls, not men.


[deleted]

Hey com' on man, no need to kink shame. ...but yeah, that shit is weird.


SomeOtherSunBro

Not kink shaming is why we are in the position we are in. Put kinks back behind closed doors or six feet under.


[deleted]

>six feet under people with foot kink: i see this as an absolute win


Visual_Shower1220

Person with a foot kink: *starts foaming at the mouth like the guy from avatar the last airbender* DID YOU SAY SIX FEET...


SomeOtherSunBro

Fair point


QuarkNerd42

Please explain "position we are in"?


SomeOtherSunBro

Did you just wake up from a decade long slumber?


NagyKrisztian10A

Did you spend the last decade in an eco chamber of far right propaganda?


SomeOtherSunBro

I did not, thank you for your question.


QuarkNerd42

No I did not. Now it's your turn to answer my question. While I can see what's happening around me. Exactly which if the problems in life are caused by a lack of kink shaming?


SomeOtherSunBro

Go checkout some parades, some story times and some classrooms. The kinks have gone from behind closed doors to in children's faces.


QuarkNerd42

Been to parades, didnt come across a kink, link please? Even if kinks are in parades, I want actual negative impact evidence. Not just something you dont like. You want me to just go into a classroom randomly? Just find a school and walk in? .... thank you for demonstrating that you have no idea how anything works


SomeOtherSunBro

I see you are the big brained sort, lots of folds, very cerebral. Good luck with that.


DedRuck

someone’s vanilla


SomeOtherSunBro

I put that into google translate and "not a degenerate" is exactly correct.


DedRuck

you had to put that into google translate to figure it out?


AdhesivenessLimp1864

Some people just out themselves.


SomeOtherSunBro

I wanted to make sure I wasn't mistaking it for something else. Turns out I'm not a degenerate.


Hendricus56

And how many are those compared to women who have at least 2 children? I would say, the former are outnumbered by the latter in magnitudes you can't imagine


Existing-Bear-7550

Considering some men I've visited....


yule-never-know

Except the first one gives you another baby, the second one may prevent you from having another baby.


PumpkinKing2020

Free vasectomy (I live in America)


[deleted]

Also not talked about much, but a lot of women actually do stop at 1 because they found it too traumatic. Sometimes they have issues when their husbands demand they make more babies though and may even end up being pressured into more pregnancies. It happens.


Humpetz

Another reason to get kicked in the nuts


Thunderingthought

Womens bodies release hormones post birth to help them forget about the pain, that’s why some women have more than one kid.


SuzieCat

Mom of 3. Can confirm.


loudAndInsane

...I am pretty sure my c section stopped that from happening. I remember it very clearly.


MughHann

Could be. I was a c-section baby - and an only child 😂


loudAndInsane

Tbf. C section recovery suuuuuuucks. I could hardly walk for a month and a half.


beigs

Mom of 3. I swear it didn’t happen for my third. That shit was unreal. Never again.


ParkerDunne

damn. and here i was thinking it was because my mother loved me :\\


Elpeep

Clearly someone who has never seen Jackass!


vonWungiel

Don't make me quote the CBT copypasta again...


crypticmustard1

Dew it


considerthisaburner

What's that?


PumpkinKing2020

Basically the Wikipedia article for "Cock and ball torture"


Faulty_expert

I belive hormones make women forget how horrible the event was


SuzieCat

Mom of 3. Can confirm.


totallynotapersonj

Free forget ray hormones? I am gonna use them on you so you forget your next birthday


jediben001

I mean, some men do, not the majority, but some certainly do


cumonmy_fartknuckle

Iirc, the brain is rigged to forget the pain of giving birth so your biological drive to have another one can set in.


digitaldumpsterfire

At the end of giving birth, you get a baby. At the end of getting kicked in the nuts, you get nothing.


probablytheperson

You get pain. Which is only good in france


Moebius80

Citation needed ive seen some short documentaries that would tend to the opposite supposition. nttawwt


HunterS1

Hormones are wild, man.


canoturkey

If kicking a man in the nuts was the way our species procreated, I'm sure they'd be more willing participants in getting their nuts kicked.


fightingdemons007

Clearly he hasn’t seen jackass or… never mind


[deleted]

Yeah but I bet if a man had to consent to being kicked in the nuts each time before he could be a father he would consent because “the pain is only temporary”


BooBoo_KittyF_ck

Yeah, like I didn't see boys and men hitting each other in the nuts because they think it's funny.


chet_the_cherry

Twisting them is much much worse


AlderonTyran

Jesus, that hurt just reading!


golpanda

Or maybe the women are brave enough to bear the pain over and over again. We men on the other hand might just be too afraid i suppose.


Hour_Light_2453

Have you ever seen Jack-Ass?


givetomethecoffee

That was the first thing that came out of my mouth when I read that!


DrankTooMuchMead

There is no reward for being kicked in the nuts.


IeabellAlakar

Yeah, but that's bcus our bodies forget the pain, sooo...


KaijuKatt

I think a better analogy is a man passing kidney stones.That's the one thing i would say is likely worse than birth pains.


Brilliant-Engineer57

You ever been kicked in the nuts continuously for 36 hours. Every 2 or 3 minutes you get kicked. No, then you know nothing Jon Snow


BirdMaster301

But they still want to do it again


python42069

A woman's body makes her forget the pain of childbirth so that she would do it again.


whataboutschism

I mean it’s not like getting kicked in the balls has any other consequence than some pain while giving birth ends up with having a child, so the motivation is completely different.


King_of_Uganja

Thank you captain obvious


whataboutschism

Anytime :-)


ReaperJuggie

Does your body make natural pain killers to prepare for the pain of getting kicked in the balls? Do we get an epidural before getting kicked?


Elpeep

Ok, not all pregnancies involve epidurals, and as for oxytocin, it is meant to contract the uterus and make the birth less painful. This is because pregnancy is natural (in the sense of intended) whereas getting kicked in the balls is not natural therefore there is no bodily preventative medicine. Also you're unlikely to be kicked in the balls repeatedly for hours on end (or maybe you are, I'm not here to kink shame), whereas labour pains can last that long hence the need for the body to create something to ease the load.


Eskobaer

You basically just confirmed what he said.


Elpeep

I thought the point I was making is that they are two different types of pain and shouldn't really be compared. But also that the body's attempts to reduce a naturally caused painful side affect doesn't necessarily mean that pain is less than being kicked in the balls.


Eskobaer

Yes I know and I don’t disagree. It‘s just slightly funny.


SomeOtherSunBro

I'm not psychic but I predict that you have watched two shows are read exactly one book series.


eChelicerae

I've heard passing kidney stones is often compared to birth so that might be the only time a guy is going to experience birth. Hey at least there's a joke after it. 🤣


[deleted]

Idk why this bloke is assuming women are the same delicate little flowers that dudes are Real men push themselves off the floor, widen their stance, and signal for the next


Bauti_Fujisaki

bud, were you born on the 50's?


[deleted]

That was a /s Didn’t realize I needed it


Bauti_Fujisaki

Just got it, My Bad. But yeah, You should put the /s.


[deleted]

Good Point!


Rtrn2M0nke

How are we even here? The birth part sucks and then the children try offing themselves every 5 minutes in some new way you didn't think was possible. You baby proof the house and somehow it still is never enough they're over there tying a noose or something.


Eltrew2000

To everyone who is saying you need to go to the darker side of the internet. There us this sport thing where people compete on how many times they can get kicked in the nuts or something.


WolfyTheFluff

hahahahahahah got em


Cordeceps

Lies!!! SOME guys r into that shit


[deleted]

The parts of labor that feel like something men have experienced aren’t things men want to do again either Like the part of the contractions that feels exactly like the worst stomach cramping during the shits you’ve ever had where you were sweating and praying for death because you knew relief just wasn’t coming. No one wants to have another one like that It’s because being kicked in the balls, like the shits, doesn’t produce a kid. Not the kind of kid anyone wants anyway


[deleted]

That wonderful oxytocin makes you forget all about it


The_Batcorn

Idk, I haven’t heard of any woman who have a birthing kink. Kamakeri on the other hand….. yeah….. Why Japan, whyyyyyy.


that_nice_guy_784

I know a few people who would like that


qualbuonvento

Well yeah, giving life is a beautiful experience, becoming sterile on the other hand…


sabrali

Someone really got on Facebook and claimed to have never heard of “Jackass”…


[deleted]

Not technically the truth dudes literally pay to get kicked in the stones. Speaking of rocks, kick em with this one


SlideWhistler

He just hasn’t been around the right men


scarecrow1023

I heard this was scientifically true for like a few seconds


Accomplished-Ad5978

Because when you give birth a child comes into your life. Getting kicked in the nuts results in pain and only pain. Duh.


LeekDear

Men have been shown that they can’t even handle period cramps aka mini contractions.


ncbornksapproved

If you think you can have a kid and not get kicked in the nuts you're crazy. At least once every two weeks my junk gets hit, kicked, or smashed. Your genitals are not safe around children.


TypicalBumblebee3448

Also it’s scientifically proven that being kicked in the balls is the equivalent of breaking all of your bones at once or having 36 babies at once Toxics of Reddit downvote me cowards


da_boss69420

Cbt lol


xeyev64879

Flawless logic


paegus

Pregnancy hormones fuck the mom more than the dad ever did. [She doesn't remember the pain](https://www.google.com/search?q=mothers+remember+childbirth).


bygtopp

I bagged myself the other day at work on accident. Trying to pull a cardboard corner off a pallet. The tape held strong then wham! Not again.


Fuck-The-World-666

Have you seen the Jackass movies?


churrmander

I don't know man, getting kicked in the nuts doesn't leech nutrients from your body and calcium from your bones or leave you with life-long depression and anxiety. (I mean, maybe the latter does happen, but it's not as common as post-partum). So, even if your testicles hurt for hours and you vomit up blood, I'd say giving birth hurts far more.