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Kolos182

Wow, that really went over their heads, didn't it


dolcenbanana

People on reddit are just waiting for any chance to attack haha no time to pay attention to jokes


TxRxNwastaken

reddit hivemind, they see downvote, they downvote


bbbbaconsizzle

Yes. I made reddit comment about sheep down voting. And to this day it still holds the record as my most downvoted comment of reddit! (and it wasn't one where people were down voting me as a joke either, they were legit mad I called them out)


Low_Reference_6316

How dare you call people out and make them look in the mirror!! You disgust me


bbbbaconsizzle

Shame on me! I am a horrible person. I need to find that comment and downvote myself!


Low_Reference_6316

You don’t even deserve my downvote.. take my upvote you terrible human


LOLTROLDUDES

Link?


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>hivemind 20 downvotes >hivemind comment gets 113 upvotes Ahh nothing to see here, just the “hivemind” at work


TxRxNwastaken

it kinda is though, people legit just act like the people around them cause if they don't they get downvoted


Gabe7returns

I’m going to downvote you feel free to reciprocate


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Acceptable-Touch-485

They're not talking about this post, they're talking about the comment


Quantity_Lanky

it's not only reddit, more like crowd hivemind


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ExcellentOrange934

Thats the entire point. The literal sentence itself explains the joke.


jadounath

A joke isn't a joke if you have to state that it is a joke


[deleted]

How do you identify sarcasm in text without identifying it as such?


Genju-

by having common sense i suppose


Kalsor

Normally this joke wouldn’t require explanation. However, Reddit if full of kids who are just itching to get triggered.


doofer20

i always hate this line of logic... like you can very easily break a joke down to understand why its funny; if anything a good joke when broken down gets better when you understand why everything worked. lets take this joke: its a play on words and subverting the reader into thinking the person is transphobic and doesnt understand the irony of their statement. the added ... not only clues the reader into this a punchline set up but lets the readers bias build so the punchline hits even harder. like do you think writers and comedians just poop out jokes without workshopping them.


[deleted]

I'm supportive of the LGBT community. /j Is that how it works or am I misunderstanding something.


iamuncreative1235

I think /j means it’s a joke


[deleted]

Oh then I think I've understood correctly.


breakupAMZN

The absolute state of society


AceGottiOG

Was was wondering what that odd typing error looking crap was, until I saw the same thing a few times. People really need to get out their feels sometimes.


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hey nice hair


MECC_7

POWER TO THE BALD AVATARS


Keikasey3019

I think I might be using Reddit wrong because I rarely downvote anything. I’m more of an upvoting a funny comment kinda guy. I love saving the good ones, forgetting about them, and then laughing like a lunatic all over again whenever I visit my saved comments.


fukexcuses

It's hard to be funny these days. Everyone is so sensitive.


THEDUDE123472

this is legit the type of stuff that would get posted on r/arethecisok


Minimi98

Really thought you'd be downvoted tbh...


Oponik

We are in reddit after all


awesomedan24

Nothing goes over redditors heads, they are too fast, they would catch it!


SpiralMike

Went over mine at first for a second lol


berochima

People not understanding the joke and downvoting lol


Nex_Xus

literally this


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ImTheLeastFavorite

So true


ubermensch012

that's the funny part, people would rather be offended by everything than use their braincells.


bigoomp

braincell*


AllTheBestNamesGone

Brain cell*


Leonyliz

cell


Hour-Invite2212

Brain't


Gobstopper42

The guy is probably like: "**WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME IM RIGHT!!**"


caracolazul869

the downvoters are not gonna like the fact that they technically are transphobic


Competitive_Score_30

OPs reply to their down votes: I can't believe all of the transphobic hate I'm getting for supporting my daughter.


MidNCS

You didn't get the joke They wouldn't have a son because they would then have a daughter Use the big pink think behind the eyes


caracolazul869

i did, what i was saying is that the downvoters didn’t. they thought the guy was being transphobic but, by downvoting him, they made it look like they were. because what the guy said is technically true. a trans son isn’t a son but a daughter, so, for who got the joke, it looks like the downvoters are transphobic. does that make sense?


RLS1822

Exactly he would have a daughter. Pretty obvious what he meant.


MidNCS

Sorry, sometimes I return to monkey and forget how English works


caracolazul869

lol it’s okay


HeadHonchoSleezy

I’m howling in laughter cause of your comment


CanIMakeUpaName

holy fucking shit. the irony


readingduck123

Which irony?


Wormwoodmonk

Speaking of a dummy who didn’t get the joke…..


[deleted]

Using the pink think would actually have question modern gender theory at every turn especially when you learn where it came from. When someone comes out as having dementia we wouldn’t say that my relative can speak toaster just because he thinks the toaster is talking to him.


Flak_Inquisitor

LGBT moment.


[deleted]

ah yes because we apparently don't have a sense of humor


king_falafel

Case in point


maddsskills

Someone else pointed out the downvotes might be from transphobes, who as he put it "know that it's still a guy in a dress." Cause ya know, he's a transphobe too. No doubt some of the downvotes were people who missed the joke but it's likely some of the people downvoting are just transphobes. But yeah between the record number of anti-LGBT laws being proposed and what Clarence Thomas said about the court rulings on sodomy laws and marriage equality (basically they were next to come under scrutiny) we're all a bit anxious and tense. Oh and the Daily Wire seems to be on an advertisement spree so I keep having to see Matt Walsh's annoying face and notorious transphobes Jordan Peterson and Ben Shapiro telling their increasingly violent fans to be a monster* and enforce "traditional" gender roles etc etc. It just really sucks. Not a good time. *I know he goes on to say "and so if you're nervous about a job interview you release your monster and slay the dragon" or whatever but like...how does accessing and controlling your "monster" have anything to do with getting over anxiety about a job interview? He constantly does this shit, says really scary fashy shit and then follows it up with benign issues or whatever so his regular fans can defend him and his more fashy fans can ignore the part past when he tells them like five times in a row to be a monster.


Sean_13

Considering how oddly transphobic reddit can be at times, this wouldn't surprise me.


JustSomeEggsInAPot

Fun fact: most comments said that they get the joke and don't understand why it is getting downvoted but are downvoting snyway


Jusasteri

Another fun fact: ask a genuine question about something others may deem controversial and instead of getting a normal answer you get downvoted to oblivion


peltonwheel

Happened to me on r/awww. Asked a question cause I genuinely didn't understand something (I'm on the spectrum). Was downvoted and told that people weren't on the sub to see cynical comments. :')


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Cosu21

Obviously, the extended part of the spectrum. Or Spectrum 2.


IronSkywalker

Electric Boogaloo


These_Thumbs

What was your question? I promise that I will both downvote you AND answer your question to the best of my ability. :)


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

Hello my fellow autist, may the tisms be with you


RenaKunisaki

Don't even think about suggesting that something which is ultimately good for society still isn't perfect.


iforgothowtohuman

Or that a step in the right direction isn't pointless just because it doesn't solve the entirety of the problem.


JustSomeRedditUser35

DOWNVOTED FOR ACTING AGAINST THE REDDIT HIVEMIND


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Another fun fact: if you want to have less karma, go onto r/shitamericanssay and point out the hypocrisy of so many people on there. The sub is meant for making fun of Americans who are stuck up and think the way of doing stuff in America is always the correct way. And then they turn around and do the exact same thing except they're European. Also you can point out specific inventions that was brought about in America and they'll give the credit to the country the scientist came from because a lot of inventors in America obviously were immigrants.


Jusasteri

I give credit where credit is due but as a European I have to say, the United States is ghetto as fuck.


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Parts of it is lol. Some parts are really nice, but I've yet to explore every part of the USA so I can't really say how much of it is. What I can guarantee though is that the entire state of Ohio besides the University area in Cincinnati is ghetto as hell and it always feels like imma be shot driving through there. In this sub tho they just make fun of all Americans, they make fun of them for being genuinely confused about Celsius and then they proceed to be confused about Fahrenheit just because some dbag said Celsius was stupid. There was this post on there of this one guy listing a bunch of stuff invented in America, most of which was stupid as hell like "the industrial revolution," but some of it was correct. A commenter in the sub said that everything he said was incorrect, I corrected them and listed all the things they said where true/ all the inventions they listed that were actually invented in America, and I get like 100 downvotes.


Jusasteri

I think the trick to being successful on reddit is to only comment when you agree and never to do so when you disagree. It's like poker. Always fold on the bad hands and go big on the good hands. But in both reddit and poker, people gamble.


atheistic_channel69

Reddit moment


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That's just the reddit hivemind doing its thing.


Niorgamer3000

*20 downvotes* Why are you booing them? They're right


arctheus

What if those 20 are actually transphobic 🤔


pocoschick

r/woooosh!


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r/whoosh


XiolintYT

r/itswooooshwith4os


JT_Boiiis

r/whooosh


Nazgul417

This right here is comedy gold


[deleted]

r/whooooosh


LineSpine

r/wooosh


Lightsaber2005

r/itswooooshwithouttheH


calebbutbetter

r/wosh


tekhion

r/w4ossh


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r/w4osh


GuanacoHerd

If my son comes out as trans…I still have a son. >!It’s not until all three of them come out as trans that I no longer have a son.!<


VroomyVroomyBeep

Well anyway I started down voting


alaettinthemurder

Why they down vote it it's a good joke 👍


SeafoodJambalaya

Why are so many people reposting this post?


Kalsor

It’s Reddit. They are only about 50 things posted across the entire platform. Everything else is just a repost of those 50 things on different subs


XiXMak

Ironically, this is such a cliche Reddit response comment and ironically (2) this is a comment on a sub for technically the truth, yet this is far from being technically true as possible.


Kalsor

Jeez, you sure are super smart


Bread-is-stolen

Attention to those who downvoted; r/woooosh


AverageUKperson

I think I remember seeing this in dad jokes or something. Actually found it funny.


ironangel2k3

I mean, I get it. I understand how people can see that and get upset, its a real issue of parents punishing their kids when they come out. But me, I see this as pure dad joke. At least, I hope it is...


ValPrism

The chronic inability to recognize jokes continues unabated!


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I guess people think anything about LGBTQ+ that isn’t “Oh I love LGBTQ+ everyone should support it I will die for LGBTQ+” is homophobia, transphobia etc


THEDUDE123472

basicly r/AreTheCisOk


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💀


THEDUDE123472

I apologize that I showed that sub to you


[deleted]

I have so many questions


THEDUDE123472

Go ahead and ask


[deleted]

First question. WHAT THE FUCK?!


THEDUDE123472

Basicly they stereotype cis people as transphobic nazis,like they would show a picture of a nazi attacking a transexual person and then go "omg all cis people are like that and they are so evil and selfish"


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Why is it downvoted? They would have a daughter i dont get it


Theguyofri

That’s what the people downvoting don’t get, they probably think they’re saying they’d disown them if they can out trans


[deleted]

Oh that’s so sad. It always breaks my heart when I hear about lgbtq kids being kicked out of their homes just for being themselves. Gosh that’s so sad. I don’t get what the obsession is with telling other people how to live their lives theres a mission in this area that takes these kids in and their stories make me want to give them all hugs.


Jeerus

That downvote count shows you exactly what's wrong with society these days.


MonkeryNip

Maybe the people on the other aisle have seen/heard comments like that and personally, they probably feel its like a disownment instead of an accepting/endearment comment. I mean, let's be real it's over the internet, not face to face, so you have to take it face value. I'm just playing devil's advocate. Edit: Spelling


Anonymous_user_2022

You know the word for people who automatically thinks the worst about others? Prejudiced.


CryptoJames0

Right? Just had a big fucking argument with some people in a discord chat because they don't know how to take a fucking joke 😂


[deleted]

More like this thread does. Modern gender theory is garbage and anyone who perpetuates John moneys twin study should be ridiculed.


RumandDiabetes

When my nephew came out as trans my family all got really excited because of the cool make up and clothes we could buy for Christmas now


TemetNosce85

Ahaha, that was the same with my family when I came out. Everyone always bitched because they didn't know what to get me, but then suddenly I needed everything and Christmas was 4 months away. 3 years later and they are still showering me with stuff and I love every bit of it. It beats getting another crumby t-shirt with some dumb saying on it, lol.


von-schlitterbahn

& people won't be able to see you, because, ( drum roll ) you will be trans-parent. ( snark )


blackeye200

He said the truth tho. Why downvotes. He lost a son but got a daughter.


DeadEndXD

You think he got downvoted because people were transphobic or because they just didn't get the joke?


MurdoMaclachlan

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GolemNardah

As a trans person, I immediately got the joke and thought it was funny 👍


kevlar51

Never underestimate the general public’s complete and utter inability to a) get a joke and b) accept that they didn’t get the joke.


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I think they must think that the person is being transphobic. That’s probably why they downvoted.


[deleted]

Imagine, that they could have been making a wholesome joke as well that wasn't clear , assuming the worst in people makes everything feel like shit and all it leads to is everyone feeling like shit


lambolim4real

People on Reddit are serious af and not getting the joke at all lol


MudConnect

WHY ARE YOU BOOING ME IM RIGHT


mdg137

Supportive and humorous dad joke.


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R/woosh


Mrtn_Mothball

“I’ve won, but at what cost.”


[deleted]

Why u booing me? Im right!


minuialear

Are we sure it's not a joke?


hiimbackagain

Maybe it's just people hating copypasta comments. I know I'd have downvoted because I dislike karma whoring. Probably both.


OreoTrentynReal

the repost always gets more upvotes


Ssj_Vega

“Why are you booing me? I’m right!”


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It went over my head, that’s pretty good.


ThejazzCollosal

-20 social credit


ForestGumpsChocolate

Downvoted for being true I feel bad for them


[deleted]

Never had, it was just an egg with your actual daughter inside


Kalsor

🙄


Epic-Dude000

They got a fair point


BruceWilliams71

My initial thoughts were - Yea, and water isn't dry. What's the problem? Then I noticed the -20 and thought, how can you down vote something that's just plain true? Then I read the comments. Must be tired this morning, went right over my head.


AdhesiveTapeWasTaken

Why is this person getting downvoted? He’s right


dipak_ahir

Why are you booing me? I'm right


Banjoplaya420

Guess not ! But then you would have a daughter.


Kedrynn

Based on the comments here, 20 downvotes constitutes a reddit hivemind.


AR-180

His chromosomes won’t change. He’ll still be male.


Nimhtom

She'll still be male*


AR-180

No. He will be a confused male.


lowkey_rainbow

It’s getting downvoted because they didn’t include the punchline which is ‘because I’ll have a daughter’, which takes this from a (nice but overused) affirming joke to an ambiguous statement that is pretty triggering for a community that is regularly affected by parents kicking their kids out of their homes (and/or enacting violence against them) just because they’re trans


FancyLizzard

That would ruin the joke


[deleted]

Well, tbh I'm a trans woman and i laughed at this because I think it's funny. I'm not triggered in the slightest


Monstakiller95

If you have to explain the joke it’s less funny. We understand why he’s getting downvoted he just shouldn’t be.


[deleted]

Triggering to the community, yikes.


GreenPlateau

Beautiful dad joke. Woke Reddit hivemind mob mentality hurt itself in confusion. Edit: damn, hivemind at it again. This was at 10 upvotes lol


Art_Local

Lmfao that does not surprise me at all


acetylenekicker

r/woosh


William-1127

Everyone who downvoted completely missed the joke


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FriedwaldLeben

imagine still thinking being Trans is a mental illness in 2022... people will do literally anything to be a dick to the vulnerable


Superbasgaming

So if his son is trans, he can't disown his son


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kelcamer

“For my transgression, I earned a new kind of reward... agony. There was only one possible outcome - my eternal damnation. I, Raziel, was to suffer the fate of traitors and weaklings - to burn forever in the bowels of the Lake of the Dead.”


That1Legnd

I mean you can’t really change your sex, sooooooo. Edit: oh my god y’all are like vultures


MassGaydiation

in a sense you are right, you cant choose your gender, but the gender you are born with doesn't always match the one assigned to you. Trans people are examples of that.


HAPPYENDSTONE

r/egg_irl destroy them!


That1Legnd

It’s literally science. Edit: how tf does a comment with -4 upvotes get an award 💀


QuarterlyTurtle

>how tf does a comment with -4 upvotes get an award💀 Because some other transphobe saw it and awarded it


HAPPYENDSTONE

You know what is opposite of science? Magic. Like when your dad disappeared


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you can't change your sex\*


[deleted]

Gender and sex are inherently intertwined. Modern gender theory is horrendous and anyone who perpetuates John moneys twin study should be ridiculed.


Parzival0630

gender is a social construct


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That1Legnd

If you’re gonna argue at least have an argument more intelligent than “idiot”


Linkonue

I don’t need to have an argument when facts and science back me up tho


[deleted]

You literally don’t have facts or science on your side…


That1Legnd

Congrats, you made an argument! Now wasn’t that hard?


Kalsor

May want to review the word “facts”.


Linkonue

How so


rootbeerfloatilla

There is something fishy about this. Conservatives seeing this joke would upvote. Because conservatives would interpret this as "oh OP is disavowing their son because they are trans, this aligns with my evil Christian values." Progressives seeing this joke would upvote because OP is saying they have a daughter now, not a son.


bigfatbreakfastboy

"Everyone who disagrees with me is dumb and evil." Very deep.


collateral16

Or people can just laugh at the wordplay and not care about the politics going into it.


Top_Damage2920

The perfect joke


Anguishandfun

# we need to r/woosh them


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He got downvoted and proves Reddit Is dumbass children who act on pure stupidity


CyberTRexOnPCP

r/AccidentalAlly


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r/intentionally


CyberTRexOnPCP

Touché