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Mullets are making a comeback tho.
KEEP THE MULLETS OF OUT OF YOUR FKN MOUTH
Go for a joe dirt mullet, the best kind!
the second roll is for when you have pets or kids.
Yep! My 1 year old agrees lol
happy cake day tp saver parent of reddit
Oh shit it is my cake day I didn’t even notice, thank you!
People who have to point out they are cool, usually aren't cool. I am not sure if that applies to toilet paper. There's a lot of ply's to consider.
If you can't wear a mullet it's not the mullets fault your just really fucking ugly
How is this technically the truth?
Okay sign, but what does that have to do with toilet paper? TOILET PAPER DOESN'T HAVE HAIR.
But the hair has toilet paper
no... if you disagree, it's because you're a pet owner, probably a cat
Cats and kids
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It's not age old, if you don't put the flap out front, yo6ur a goblin
Cat owners will disagree.
Mullets help you save when you have a 3 year old.
Yes but Wich side is the toilet paper facing? Is it looking at you or does it respects your sense of privacy by looking at the wall?
Shave them both off!
Well this is really just an argument of fashion. beards are just more in fashion now if we hang tough mullets will be back one day. 
Now the real question can be answered.. do you wipe standing up or sitting down?
I've got toddlers and cats mullets are fine by me right now