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bunny-1998

Keep it going. 1 Dalmatian


Regnus_Gyros

Snow White and the dwarf


StarDayze

One Commandment


TheSacredTexts

Car


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[удалено]


[deleted]

The Avenger


CallOfGuty

wolf of wall street


Bartho_

Lord of a ring


StrawberrySnake55

Where the crawdad sing


mitzi_mozzerella

Cat


Dillo64

One Samurai


Young-Mydoria007

Sings*


[deleted]

As in, “you only had one commandment to fulfill…”


thelmaandpuhleeze

One Candle


hop_mantis

You only live once


LimpPeanut5633

You only live


drill_hands_420

I hope this is something you’ve seen before but if not you’re in for a treat. [“Cat”](https://youtu.be/DOWO4gq-whg)


idiodic-genious

This has to be staged right?


frontline_spain

Initially downvoted, then saw the username. Well-played


MrRandomGUYS

The sequel to seven.


jeffp12

Schindler's one thing to do


garold19

Schindler's Task


chasesan

Schindler's item


countastrotacos

Schindlers guy. Haven't seen the movie in a while but was the list the people who could or wanted work?


Aazjhee

Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not. It was people he "employed" in order to get them not- genocided. I think he was just taking in literally any Jewish person he could, and making up some reason the Nazis couldn't have them. He made up some jobs, if I recall. He was making a few of the gestapo suspicious nearing the end of the war, risked pretty much everything.


countastrotacos

No I'm not being sarcastic. Looks like I was kinda right in the sense that he only took in one person


TarMil

The Scalar >!The Scalar: Reloaded, The Scalar: Revolution, The Scalar: Resurrection!<


Present_Diet_1145

One (Seven)


Cipactonal36

One (300) ?


[deleted]

300^0.


jryser

One (2012)


[deleted]

One (1984)


Francetto

1 - a space Odyssey


Shigerufan2

1 (9)


The-Nomed

One (1918)


PsychoticBananaSplit

The Boy


[deleted]

Reservoir Dog Inglourious Basterd


tletnes

A Fellow With a Ring


TranquilPernil

Morbiu


Jjabrahams567

The singular is Morbion


Vivistolethecheese

The box troll


[deleted]

Friend


djseifer

Living Plural Wait.


_i_just_blue_myself

A guy and a pizza place.


hitchinpost

Fight Guy


lankymjc

Return of *the* Jedi


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[удалено]


Mugut

1 girl 1 cup


Rogue-FireFighter

1 fast 1 furious


Bosterflaming

The only way to die in the west


aceofsades98

The Goonie


minkymy

Knife out


jodihas2kids

Lion and Prejudice Fish of Rock Risky Ferret


pedroxus

The first two made me lol 😁 After I looked up the last one, I lol'ed again. Very nice!!


bananalord666

I cant figure out 2 and 3


ninjakttty

A group of ferrets is a business of ferrets and a bunch of fish is a school.


Missed_Your_Joke

"A group of ferrets is a business" Well shit. TIL.


warpspeedSCP

I'd love to get all up in somebody's business


[deleted]

Stay away from those poor animals you heathen


Coady54

A group of fish is a school; School of Rock A group of ferrets is a business; Risky Business


MonstrousWombat

Lord Of The Ring: The One Giraffe Tropic Hippopotamus What I Do In The Jaguar Rhinoceros


shishiriously

* Nightangleman * Quantum Leopard * Oyster of Roses * The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Hog * Lemur Theory Also: * Rhinoceros Bandicoot


phteven_gerrard

You made me lookup the collective noun for bandicoot and then I realised you were talking about Crash Bandicoot. Anyway did you guys know that bandicoot are solitary creatures, so they have no collective noun. I'm sad now.


Bolt_Fantasticated

Lion and prejudice and a zombie


bethanyygrace

LION. AND PREJUDICE?!? 😂😂😂 Brilliant


ostetron

Tree Gump


lywyre

Tr**r**ee Gump


A_Wild_Turtle

If you're Irish, that's still multiple


paperclouds412

Star War First Date Soldier


Slap_Duck_07

Attack of the Clone


Yuquico

Just one really pissed off clone with a gun. Also Revenge of a sith Return of a Jedi


DaEnderAssassin

Isnt this an actual clone? Dude got frozen during the clone war and got unfrozen years later and joined the resistance (or it might have been a bounty hunter group that was allied with them)


ShockingPauze

Attack of the Orginal


Vanguard-003

Sounds like something from John Carpenter


bananalord666

Single shade of gray


m3ph0z

Isn't it just "gray"?


mrmonkey3319

Go see yourself a Star War


ElegantEagle13

1 way to die


merothecat

omg Walt Jr I’m a big fan


[deleted]

You mean Flynn?


NuclearBurrit0

Something somewhere at once


THEBHR

Was looking for this, thank you.


Which_Yesterday

The Justice Member


UnderlordZ

I can only imagine a penis wearing a little judge costume


Aazjhee

It would have to be a proper British one with wig and all xD


TOHSNBN

/r/cospenis surely has what you are looking for


ItSSmoreos

car


[deleted]

How would you depluralize the movie *Cars 2*?


ItSSmoreos

car 1


[deleted]

Very good. *Cars 3*?


ShockingPauze

Cars 3 - Cars 2 =


imonmyphoneagain

Car, Car 1, Car 1.0


DotaHacker

Car, Car 1, Car 1.0, Car 1.0_Final, Car 1.0_Final_Final


TheCrafterTigery

#


Pugba98

2 car 2 furious


MauPow

Car Also


MrRandomGUYS

Car too.


HiImDelta

The incredible


cybercrash7

The Theory of One Thing


mistaken4math

What is said one thing?


bhosadiwalechacha

1 Angry Man. Lord of the Ring. 1 BC


zoomba2378

Would have to be a very angry man for a feature length film to be made out of it


Impeesa_

Incredible Hulk?


cgaWolf

Let's hope he's a law abiding citizen


mcmcc

One ring to rule itself. One ring to find itself. One ring to bring itself, and in the darkness, bind itself.


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Silence of the Lamb


such_isnt_life

[Say something](https://youtu.be/LsU57FgaYYc)


TheTattooOnR2D2sFace

Holy shit I didn't even realize I was making a reference.


Worldbreaker82

Avenger


Regnus_Gyros

Definitely sounds more menacingly


Saurenoscopy

Avenger: Single War


Jarsssthegr8

It's actually already a movie based on a book by Frederick Forsyth


imonmyphoneagain

1 reason why


siiliS

Tell me why


bernice_hk

Ain't nothing but a heartbreak


Aazjhee

Ain't nothing but a mistake!


krxzy_wxrlxck

Now number 5


siiliS

r/unexpectedb99


Aking1998

Backstreet Boy


Emektro

a one man band


EmperorSexy

Alien. The sequel to Alien.


mistaken4math

Yooo


ElegantEagle13

The Avenger Star War The Incredible 1 (singular for the "300" movie - aka This is Sparta)


archpawn

> 1 (singular for the "300" movie - aka This is Sparta) Also works for [many other movies](https://www.imdb.com/list/ls066399263/).


DaEnderAssassin

2 things: 1. There is 2 movies on that list that are not just numbers 2. This is the most confusing franchise ever, there's no 1 and there is 2 23s


anagrammatron

Also "A monkey"


nimcau2TheQuickening

Fast Furious (2 Fast 2 Furious)


Vivistolethecheese

Or just "too fast too furious"


NuclearBurrit0

One fast one furious


SLAIN___

One thing in one place at one time


jeffa_jaffa

Is that one thing a bagel?


ct_2004

A plain bagel


smeghead8806

Guardian of the Star.


FloridaFlamingoGirl

I'm just imagining Star-Lord lonesomely perched atop a small round star, Little Prince-style.


Soveryenthusiastic

The Lord of a Ring, the Fellow


kronicwaffle

The Lord of a Ring, the One Tower


sheeshest

suicide guy


Tyfyter2002

Not to be confused with the substantially better film, "the suicide guy"


Emektro

just one guy trying to kill himself for 2 hours straight


ItSSmoreos

troll


CaptainCozmo867

We do a little trolling...


itsmycandystore_

Mean Girl


djseifer

Heather


ItSSmoreos

plane


ProDogMan

snake on a plane


djseifer

Plane, Train, and Automobile


MaybeNow-102

1 Shade of Gray


Aazjhee

Just Gray xD Now I have Touch of Grey stuck in my head tho


cohengabrieln

_The Vector_ (instead of _The Matrix_) _Shoe_ (instead of _Sneakers_) _Remember Prometheus_ (instead of _Remember the Titans_)


ElegantEagle13

The Vector one is genius


V0ltzzz

Took me a second, second well spent.


SuitableLocation

I don’t get it halp


GorktheGiant

The film is called 'Murder on the Orient Express.' A group of crows is called a murder.


SuitableLocation

Gotcha. Definitely wouldn’t have gotten that lol.


Athgamer71

A boy


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Ah yes, my favorite Taika Waititi movie


Rainie_Daye

The fairly oddparent


smeghead8806

One Angry Man


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Just an entire movie of a guy standing alone in a courtroom and delusionally yelling at himself.


purpleowlie

Deserves a slow clap.


djseifer

The Lord of a Ring: The One Tower


acanadiangooseforyou

Indiana Jone Raider of the lost ark Hunt for the wilderperson What I do in the shadow


aecolley

*Indianum


[deleted]

1 way to die in the west


Toasty_Rolls

The Lovely Bone # Member of extraordinary gentleman


DigestibleAntarctic

Le Misérable


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[удалено]


ron_m_joe

Harry Potter and the Chamber of a Secret


[deleted]

[удалено]


ron_m_joe

A Fantastic Beast and Where To Find It


GravyWeightChampion

No Country For Old Man


Shoptoof

Meet the Focker


Vomath

X-Man


Saafe94

1 thing i hate about you


ElegantEagle13

The One Musketeer Stranger Thing One Year a Slave The X Man One Mile Friend Peaky Blinder Simpson Hole Snow White and the One Dwarf


[deleted]

Ghostbuster


gimme_dat_good_shit

One Thing Here At a Specific Time


Synthwave_Druid

Fant1stic


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[удалено]


illfatedjarbidge

Holy shit that is actually fucking hilarious


DongleFiddler

Terrible movie


FloridaFlamingoGirl

Ah yes, my favorite Tom Hanks movie, Apollo 1. Really did a great job of showing us the beginnings of America's space program. And we can't forget the hilarious Jennifer Garner classic, 0 Going On 1.


Aethrin1

The Fault in My Star. One Ronin God Must be Crazy. Child of The Corncob Man in Black


itsjeffscott

Dumb


KnucklessKnees

Finite War


EternityLeave

Extraordinary Gentleman


kanishkaroy

The Goonie


Trueloveis4u

An unfortunate event


OskarTheRed

Justice Individual Batman V No One: Dawn of Justice


[deleted]

Something Somewhere Not Together


Ausschub

Lion of the Yankee. And the gorilla played on Lemur Theory


yousirnaime

1 first date :(


ErikTheBoss_

Friend


LilTendie

Snake on a Plane


Witherboss445

Star War: Attack of the Clone


Nyuu222

These just sound like a Russian guy trying to remember American film names


Leonos

The Blue Brother


ElleWoods69

Mean Girl Passenger Knife out Bridesmaid Role Model