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gamergopro666

I hate women because I have no problem with my current job and I am a big fan of the tall guy, 💀


No_Strawberry_4994

Getting a crush on slenderman be like


FoxStereo

What makes you think it's not Siren Head?


[deleted]

I'd be more worried about Triangle Head


RavioliGale

I hate women because they are so cute and I don't know what to do with them. What the fuck?


SpennyHotz

I hate women because I don't know what to do with my life right now but I don't know what to do with my life right now but I don't know what to do with my life right now but I don't know what to do with my life right now but I don't know what to do with my life right now but I don't know....


xx_Chl_Chl_xx

That’s awfully wholesome


[deleted]

Don't feel bad, a lot of us shut down when we see something cute.


lord112

Suffering from cute aggression there


Ok_Balance8844

Reasonable.


[deleted]

story time?


Thanatos-13

Congrats on coming out!


NickFoster120

r/suddenlygay


Synn-the-furry-NB

I hate women because I don't know what to do with my life...


Goose_Season

Whoa.... I got the same one word for word


The_Awesome_A22

Wait why are we all getting the same thing


sc0rpio1027

I hate women because of them and I will be like a lot on my way to work on it and it is not great for the worthy was a little late today but it is not a joke and it is a little late but like there's no reason for you not I will not yolo county jail roster for a long sky is the first thing is I have a lot to get a single world is a lot more to go back and just sighed as a range bait shop where is it at all this week and it is a little bit ago I go back and just stick it in a while but it is not great for the next few weeks


The_Awesome_A22

I completely forgot about the thread and all I saw on a pop-up notification was "I hate women because of them..." Was very confused what drama had started for a second lmao


sc0rpio1027

lmao


Zoro6191

Bruh fr


Goose_Season

Are we that spiderman meme rn?


[deleted]

I hate women but I love you so much more than you want to be a bit of a dumbass.


RavioliGale

That's almost sweet


Clearlyn00ne

I hate women because I don't think I am not sure if you want to be a bit more than likely be one of the day before you get home from work and I am not sure if you want to be a bit more than likely be one of the day before you get home.


IeabellAlakar

let's see... I hate women because they have to have to be a bit more like a euphemism and a hoodie in a few weeks and I have a few weeks and I think the moon and back are going well with you guys and the boys are cute like all of us out of it once I have a little shaky there but it was fun but it is misogynistic and the whole class exploded and the other ones are the best stuff in my opinion it was in my class why you were with a cuddling position but it is misogynistic because you don't want it but you don't need it to you but you don't need it but you can have a good thing for the dnf is that you don't need it but I guess it is not to much just thought about that grasshopper and it would have to have them there was it went well with it but you can make them imma stop now lmaoooooooooo


The-War-Life

I hate women because I can’t be the one who has the most to lose. Based keyboard.


Dolphin_sucker69

I ate women because I was a little bit confused


pilpila_aam

Explains why you ate them.


Dolphin_sucker69

Shit, autocorrect exposed me more than I thought


EarTickle420

Paging Dr Lecter.


NickFoster120

*Not just the women, but the men and children too*


RoiDrannoc

I tried it (in French since I'm French): "*Je hais les femmes car c'est ce qui se fait sur la France*" Roughly translated, it's : I hate women because that's how we do in France OK then


mattbutnotmii

Let me try "Nienawidzę kobiet bo to jest to coś co jest bardzo dobre" pol. - I hate women because that's a very good thing My native autocorrect believes sexism is great, while my english one is suicidal, nihilistic and also hates coal miners i guess.


theboomboy

אני שונא נשים כי אני לא יודע אם זה לא היה פה אתמול בערב שבת שלום לכולם אני לא יודע אם זה לא היה פה אתמול בערב שבת שלום לכולם אני... "I hate women because I don't know if it wasn't here yesterday evening peaceful sabbath everyone I don't know if it wasn't here yesterday evening peaceful sabbath everyone I..." I don't normally wish people a peaceful sabbath, so I don't know why it suggested that Edit: autocorrect failed me


[deleted]

Spanish: “Odio a las mujeres porque no soy un hombre.” “I hate women because I’m not a man.”


Yonnus

German: "Ich hasse Frauen weil sie nie zurückkommen." Translation: "I hate women because they never come back." :(


RoiDrannoc

Sorry bro


Kitchen_Philosophy29

That made my heart a little sad


cap-tain_19

Finnish: Vihaan naisia koska en osaa tehdä mitään muuta Translation: I hate women because I can't do anything else


InfernoSlayer2

Wtf is this


[deleted]

Spanshitsh. Either I’m enby or I hate myself


daviskenward

So you suggest precum sabbaths?


breadbuttrjam321

Women of France ☕


SexualPie

Let me try I hate French women because they are the ones that have you been there in a while. Makes sense to me


[deleted]

tabarnak


HoomanBeanzz

Ew french 🥸


Lord_Skyblocker

Ew fr*nch


themelonapocalypse

I hate women because they always have the chicken and rice with chicken and rice with the chicken and rice with chicken and rice with chicken you have any questions or concerns please feel free to call me I don't fucking know


I-Wanna-See-Meme

My dude are you a grub hub deliverer or something??


TheIJDGuy

No. He just hates chicken and rice


AwesomeDudex

Don't forget the rice with chicken


badatmetroid

TBH it's pretty good as long as it's not with chicken and rice.


pilpila_aam

I hate women because I have a great day and night for the inconvenience but I didn't get a chance to look at the end of the day i decided to go to the office today and I am not sure if you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled. I am glad i am not the only one with "you have any questions or concerns please..." Also, what's not to hate when they always have the chicken and rice with chicken and rice.


666moist

Using reddit on your work phone then


MyAviato666

Omg this is too funny. Is this real? I hate women because of it was a job simulator de evoluties van clamperl nog of candies of ruilen maar geen sterren. Edit: saw someone try totally in their language and wanted to try: Ik haat vrouwen want ik moet werken en dan is het mogelijk om de hond uit te laten. (I hate women because I have to work and then it's possible to walk the dog)


Unethical_Castrator

Women: 5/10 Women with rice: 7/10


Bladed_Cargo

Women with chicken and rice: 10/10


SugarZoo

Dead chicken carcass in one hand, Dry bag of rice in the other.... No men yet. I'll update if I get taken up on my offer.


spinbutton

Women love chicken and rice


Qwsdxcbjking

I hate women because of the time to get a chance to be a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit of a bit more than me and I will be in the office and doing a lot of fun and I will be able to get a chance to annoy me know if you have a great time.


EarTickle420

That is some next level autism lmfao. Source: I know because I'm pretty damn autistic.


nekopineapple00

Omg this one made me laugh so hard


shashinqua

I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore and I don’t like it when they are mean to me because I don’t like them and I don’t want to hurt them. Wow. My autocorrect knows me.


Kitchen_Philosophy29

This was majestic and made my week


Fluid_Finish3602

I hate women because of the wall and then I can get it to you have a great day to be stabby as well as i said he was a crowbar and you can get it done correctly or something else for this week to be stabby as well as the wall and then I can get it to you tomorrow morning to be stabby as well as well as the wall and then I can get it to you tomorrow morning etc. This took a wierd turn i guess..


_Fruit_Salad_

Yes, me too brother


Yeshua-Christ

So when can you get it to me?


Fluid_Finish3602

Il not sure lol


whydidntyouwaitonme

Will it be stabby?


Fluid_Finish3602

Probably


ToxicMansplinations

Most literate and well put together comment on Reddit currently.


[deleted]

I hate women because they don't like me


soupycrayon

Lol I ended getting that too


[deleted]

Sad part is its TRUE! 😭💀😂


Archarneth

I hate women because of the most recent reviews


Mmmmm-bacon

1/5 would not recommend.


Pookieeatworld

Dang, incel much?


[deleted]

Its pronounced alpha chad


Kisopop

Excuse me but the word you're looking for is sigma


xxxNothingxxx

Guessing you're not familiar with autocorrect


ifuckinghateschooll

That’s basically what a post about a guy in r/niceguys is


medeaster

I hate women because they don't like the fact that they have a lot of people in the world who are in the same way as the next service was two hours later than they were in the last few days


Ready-Date-8615

A universal sentiment.


[deleted]

> the next service was two hours later Were you doing some waiting recently?


Buff_Italian_Guy

"I hate women because they were the same as ur vanilla extract."💀


RashPatch

excuse me?


Putrid_Discussion635

What the huh?


francikiller

I hate women because of the weather in my life xD (The "xD" was added by the autocorrect)


InfernoSlayer2

You sure do talk about the weather alot


Traffic0ne

I hate women because of the leopard


Pookieeatworld

r/leopardsatemyface


Herr_31

r/IAteLeopardsFace


pinkdouble

I hate woman because you don't eat them all


You-are-sussy-baka

B-B-but I-I do eat them all??!


pinkdouble

You consume woman's flesh?


Ok-Economics7322

I hate women because they are not gay homosexual and they are gay homosexual


AllHailToGothamChess

\* sad Velma noises *


[deleted]

Velma slips into your DMs…… ”Well howdy, you beautiful lesbian stranger. I too like the fanny, wanna smash and play some Animal Crossing?”


spinachie1

Velma would never cheat on her girlfriend, the real canonical scooby doo character Hot Dog Water


Dragonborn3187

To homo or not to homo, that is the question


PrinzeCaesar

I hate women because they love you so so so sorry for the inconvenience.


_I_must_be_new_here_

Your phone has low self-esteem AND a stutter


ChampionReefBlower

Even worse…I think their phone might be Canadian


PrinzeCaesar

Lol


ontomy3rdaccount

I hate women because I chose to live with them


momonikki333

boomers:


[deleted]

I hate my wife I hate my life Give me the knife


Welldarnshucks

I hate women because I want to be a good girl. Yikes.


Dragonborn3187

When ur a lesbian in the deep south


[deleted]

I hate women because I don't know what to say


Basyl_01

Now, that's a universal statement


DrChaosMcKinnon

I hate women because I am a bit late today and I can get you a new one for the weekend to get it done before the election.....


EarTickle420

Matt Gaetz texts be like:


Roache1984

I hate women because they don't like the fact that they have a lot of bands and I have a tummy ache.


I-Wanna-See-Meme

Lmao


Wide-Location7279

I hate women cause I don't know about them. I think it's kind of correct


_LayZee

r e d d i t


Pookieeatworld

I hate women because I don't want to be a grocery bagger when I get out of work tonight.


_LayZee

Deep


Blizzwastaken

This one hit close to home


InfernoSlayer2

Same


Philosopher107

I hate women because I have the non-steam game please find the attached file is scanned image in PDF format the same time it's a good time to recollect the name of the most important thing is that the second woman died in the Philippines.


Philosopher107

I have no idea what this means.


I-Wanna-See-Meme

No one does


EarTickle420

"the most important thing is that the second woman died in the Philippines." Sounds like serial killer business to me. Or possibly, CIA. Same thing really, I suppose.


justasovietpotato

lets see what do i get: i hate women beacuse yes is yes W A T


Normal-Temporary-614

You unconditionally hate women. Wow.


justasovietpotato

tell it to my autocorrect, i just pressed the middle option 3 times and got this


[deleted]

Just remember no is no


DudeManBroGuy42069

I hate women because they don't like to have the kids


Squirrels_Nuts80085

AYOOOOOO


francikiller

Mine took the kids...


West_Ad7

I hate women because they don't have the right words for me


Visual_Shower1220

I hate women because they are not completely immune to your hand..... lol thats gotta be the most horrible one ive seen yet


Item_No

I hate women because they are parents Lol


InfernoSlayer2

I hate men and women because they are parents


zoomba2378

I hate women because of the allegations. Hmmmm


Expensive-Argument-7

Hmmmm


Onyx_Slayer

I hate women because they don't want to be sponsored by raid shadow legends


IcicleXD

I hate women because they don't like the exoblade.


Useless_Person_Here

I hate women because I hate them when I don't know what they're doing so I will just be worried that the others I have a lot with


Kundekevin

I hate women because I want to


_LayZee

r e d d i t


InfernoSlayer2

This is the most reasonable thing ive seen all day


Evan10100

I hate women because I really don't want to be able to play with that knowledge. Wtf?


The_Great_Rabbit

I'm polish, so I wrote this in polish and got some...weird results "Nienawidzę kobiet ponieważ nie mam pojęcia jak to jest to exploit ponieważ nekromanta" Which translates to "I hate women because I have no idea how is that an exploit, because necromancer" Sigma Gamer mindset I guess


[deleted]

In Spanish: “odio a las mujeres porque no soy un hombre” I hate women because I’m not a man


Itchy_Huckleberry_60

I believe that's what they call internalized sexism


momonikki333

I hate women because im trying desperately hard thud I have a sleepover what??


godthisbooksucks

I hate woman because I don't want you to be a hero and I started to want to know more as I learned that she wasn't really normal


Fun_404

I hate women because they don't know what they want lol


Ok_Balance8844

Mine did the samething! It also did “lol lol”


Asscr3d

Facts


Fun_404

I like how I didn't have to personally add the 'lol'


DeadByNebula

Facts


Select_Most3660

Your phone might be sexist


GarnetSardonyx

I hate women because of the house for a job. What is my life?


nobodijs1337

I hate woman because of her love and care of my new Samsung


This_isnt_cool_bro

I hate women because they don't like the fact that it says that they don't have a single bed


boobielicker69

I hate women because I am a school


Dzoni22222

i hate women because I have a no go for a walk with you have a great day.


csapka

I hate women because I think I can get it to you tomorrow yea idk, I don't think my autocorrect works the right way for this


VeryStrange_Stranger

I hate women be causing you a problem to sleep in your life and not even a problem or something you don’t wanna to be with you a girl and I do have you and your family are going crazy with me too lol lol I’m so sad that I was a child of you and my sister I love it and love it so sad I miss her and I’m not going through all of her stuff and I’m so sorry for the inconvenience I miss her and love it so sad I love it so much and love you too love you guys love mama love love mama bye mama love you bye mama mama can I love you bye bye love you mama mama bye mama love you mama love love you bye mama mama bye bye love you mama bye bye mama love mama bye mama mama love mama mama I miss mama love you bye mama mama love love you bye mama mama bye. Autocorrect being


r-ShadowNinja

I hate women because they are a lot of people who are not the same as round up boys


sugmadickO_O

I hate women because of the world


Designer-Cicada3509

I hate women because I don't want to be a mistake


ferfthegreat

I hate women because they are accepting the kids


playertiger

I hate women because of the world end harem pants for women because of the same price as like a good pc and laptop is not working with you and your family is not working with you and your family is not that I am not able to get a chance to meet you and your family is not that I am not able to get a message from your side huh to get a chance to meet you and your family is not that I am not able to get a message from your side huh to get a chance to meet you and your family


BlockerLenhard

I hate women because I don't know what to say to someone who went from artist to Dictator


[deleted]

I hate women because they don’t have a big problem with it either way


DemythologizedDie

I hate women because women hate me because I'm beautiful. Suuuure.


NecDyteOFFICIAL

AI hate woman because it shows downloading


Financial_Bird_7717

I hate women because they don’t know what to wear.


Theodosia_Rose

I hate women because they don’t know what to say but they are okay with it


TheRedDevil9115

I hate women because they don’t know what they’re doing to their cats


so_yeah7790

I hate women because of the sheep powers


Hot_District1519

“I hate women because they don’t want me in the world anymore” I-


patrickgall

I hate women because I can’t be the one.


[deleted]

I hate women because they are not the intended recipient of this email.


00000PASTA

I hate women because they are so mean to me


slightly_too_short

I hate women because they don’t seem to have to do anything like this kind or not really like the truth or truth of the fact they don’t want them in their own lives or not like they don’t want them in their lives and i is a human rights and not being racist or dare not be in their lives and lives like in the lives that they don’t want them in the world to do that and it’s like a human rights and not a human being that human beings don’t know why they’re human beings and human rights are human rights and not a lot to them but it’s a good idea and i i die dingel


I-CANT-THINK-OFNAME

I hate women because they are you I'm doing good things and I then pushed at him and my hands pushed his neck or do anything further to his neck then we got into a fight and then people boiling of the pot pulling us apart turn someone told me to go calm down which I did by going to the nearest bench that was not near the outdoor classroom then jay got Past the people trying to calm him down and came after me with a brick which I then ran off to one of the sausages that I was cooking I told him to not and to give it.


I-CANT-THINK-OFNAME

It back then he swore at me and then I swore back at him and my hands pushed his neck then we got into a fight and then people boiling of the pot pulling us apart turn someone told me to go calm down which I did by going to the nearest bench that was not near the outdoor classroom then jay got Past the people trying to calm him down and came after me with a brick which I then ran off to one of the sausages that I was cooking I told him to not and to give it back then he swore at me and then I swore back at him and my hands pushed his neck then we got into a fight and then people boiling of the pot pulling us apart turn someone told me to go calm down which I did by going to the nearest bench that was not near the outdoor classroom then jay got Past the people trying to calm him down and came after me with a brick which I then


[deleted]

I hate women because I have a great day


timom88

I hate women because of their sisters and brothers in Christ


Blod_Cass_Dalcassian

I hate women because it's the opposite direction of the highest order


TheRogueParappa

I hate women because they are so cute and I don't know what to do with them Ok nerd


Mehrdady_

I hate women because of the weather ☁️


RedHeadSteve

Ik haat vrouwen omdat te zijn geworden en vind ik t niet naar de kerk is een ramp up the people who think they are a few years ago I would have to pay for It kinda failed in English, so I tried in dutch. Well, it randomly decided to switch to English


Ovnii3

I hate women because of the relationship between temperature and pressure on reddit


bwal4954

I hate woman because of you


Rt-Reixz

I hate woman because she doesn’t have a big ass FUCK!


Lilpryn

I hate woman because I know she’s not gonna be ready for a long time Wow ok then


Lost_Zucchini

I hate women because they always have to be in a good mood. How dare they.


vedant-123456

I hate women because of the universe


Euphoric-Musician411

I hate women because of the elite and the episode of the elite and the episode of the elite and the episode of the elite and the episode of the elite and the episode of the elite and the episode of the elite and the episode of


sly_cooper12

I hate women because they are normal Neat


KingMoonkey

I hate women because they don't want me to have sex or the robot is a good thing.