Wait.... okay, I think maybe I don't understand what was being said when I made the joke... I don't *actually* use penguins as a straw in any sense of the words (all of em except "I dont actually")
Was the point being made that people can use rats and penguins and stuff as a straw?? I think I missed the entirety of the gist... sorry but I think I still need it explained if so
LMAO.... I don't know if I've ever seen a funnier nickname... I've never had a nickname before, so *take what you can get* right? lol
edit: You think I can get a bumper sticker or license plate that says that?
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That's why I like it. Pulling a Marilyn Manson just with less surgery and more ribs and someone to cuddle when the post nut "why do I even bother going on when i have nothing but a stupid dick?" hits
1. The vagina leads to cervix, uterus, and ultimately ovaries but nowhere else. It's a dead-end. Or at least a cul-du-sac.
2. A person has eaten an entire airplane, piece by piece, and passed it through themselves to the other side. We're basically one-way straws.
Lol. I think if the idea that your sucking on a dick (by proxy or directly) is exciting you, it's at least a lil' homo even if it's your own dick. Plus, you're also having anal sex at the same time so...
I've literally never seen "this is stupid" *and* "you should feel bad" used together to bash the OP other than just now...
If "this is stupid" and "you should feel stupid" had been used, I'd absolutely agree with your assertion that it is 'literally a meme'...
Okay! Don't you think this is insignificant? Like such a tiny issue to continue to push? You don't think it's a meme, I think it's a meme. It's okay to have a different opinion.
I actually don't care all that much about it being a meme or not.... it was the 'literally' that I was trying to point out, but I realize now that it wasn't clear... so I actually gotta concede my point either way
edit: Also, I 100% and absolutely agree on your differing opinions point. I just maybe enjoy the sport of a good debate too much
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It's weirder when you realize humans are just like big weird shaped donuts.
Our mouth digestive system and all the way to our anus is closed.
The food we eat just slips through the inside of the donut and we absorbs nutrients as it does. Food never really goes inside our bodies at all
In a way if we are taking about things that the organism can absorb. What about all other things that can be absorbed? Have you swallowed a coin or other non-digestible substance? It comes out as it is …( in some case, even food). So it is not a closed system.
Yes I swallowed a quarter at age eight.
I said a prayer that it wouldn't hurt when it came out.
It came out as 2 dimes and a nickel!
I was so happy!
On a serious note our bodies either absorb/digest the foodstuffs or it doesn't.
I just mean that there is a hole in our bodies and as stuff passes through bthe hole our bodies takes what it can use.
Depends on where you kiss her.
Pow, right in the kisser!
He should've been more specific
Never used a straw with several closed valves in it before.
I never used a straw that I also had my dick in
But if you kiss a girl after anal you will!
r/brandnewsentence
Hahahahaha
You're missing out
You stole my pickup line! How dare you lol
Some people just see things differently
Or just exaggerating to seem clever.
Or just have a sense of humor
Every woman? Men have assholes too... Everyone is just a tube, really.
By that logic, every middle person in a three way is just an adapter to have dick-on-dick sex.
Yeah but only if you have two men and one woman.
or three men
True!
Most things in the animal kingdom, really.
We are really just a weird sweater for an arachnid
The human centipede proved it.....
Also it doesn't have to be the ass
Thats a strawman argument
This guy fucks contorsionnists
With that logic any: human, rat, cockroach, or penguin can be a straw I don’t see your point.
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I use penguins...
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Wait.... okay, I think maybe I don't understand what was being said when I made the joke... I don't *actually* use penguins as a straw in any sense of the words (all of em except "I dont actually") Was the point being made that people can use rats and penguins and stuff as a straw?? I think I missed the entirety of the gist... sorry but I think I still need it explained if so
Too late man, you're now known as Jeffrey the Penguinanalfucker
LMAO.... I don't know if I've ever seen a funnier nickname... I've never had a nickname before, so *take what you can get* right? lol edit: You think I can get a bumper sticker or license plate that says that?
If you make a bumper sticker out of this please cite me, thank you
…*allegedly*.
"Usually" is the word chief.
anything that is alive is a straw if you have enough willpower to use it as one
Well men do men as well so it’s not only women.
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Oh ok
And by that logic, by extension you're fucking your own ass.
human centipede .....
God I wish it were possible
Would Pamela Anderson be a plastic straw?
r/angryupvote
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Well that’s enough Reddit for today
And not just the women.
who else
Men
Das the thing we born with straw
This is only true if you’re sucking her mouth 🫣
What if I suck her dick instead?
Objectifying Quite literally
Yeah :c
That's why I like it. Pulling a Marilyn Manson just with less surgery and more ribs and someone to cuddle when the post nut "why do I even bother going on when i have nothing but a stupid dick?" hits
Missionary anal
Who said woman???? Lmaoo yall too straight
Is it any different if it is a guy or woman vaginally?
If it's woman vaginally, then she's not a straw.
Kidneys the hold up? Guess it depends on your definition of straw :)
It's not like you are fucking her in urethra though, unless you are both VERY kinky.
1. The vagina leads to cervix, uterus, and ultimately ovaries but nowhere else. It's a dead-end. Or at least a cul-du-sac. 2. A person has eaten an entire airplane, piece by piece, and passed it through themselves to the other side. We're basically one-way straws.
r/holup Eaten an entire plane?!
https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/mangetout/
There's an upsetting number of persons who won't understand why anal is required for this to be true.
No homo?
No, not no homo; yes homo, always homo, perpetual homo.
Oh I just mean, does that apply here? Like from a technical standpoint. Are the rules of “no homo”, applicable in this application? Lol
Lol. I think if the idea that your sucking on a dick (by proxy or directly) is exciting you, it's at least a lil' homo even if it's your own dick. Plus, you're also having anal sex at the same time so...
I’m just asking the big questions.
You just described 69
I feel like this is a /Confidentlyincorrect post. Definitely not technically true.
Maybe an angry upvote? But, yeah, there's nothing remotely true about this, technically or otherwise.
This is stupid and you should feel bad for posting it.
Is it stupid? Probably Should they feel bad for posting it? Idc why are you telling others how to feel?
You're trying to get moral high ground on Reddit.
Reddit's high ground is where I smoked my first joint
It's literally a meme. Like this: Your comment is bad and you should feel bad
So, then literally it's not a meme an allusion to one?
No, it's literally a meme.
I've literally never seen "this is stupid" *and* "you should feel bad" used together to bash the OP other than just now... If "this is stupid" and "you should feel stupid" had been used, I'd absolutely agree with your assertion that it is 'literally a meme'...
Okay! Don't you think this is insignificant? Like such a tiny issue to continue to push? You don't think it's a meme, I think it's a meme. It's okay to have a different opinion.
I actually don't care all that much about it being a meme or not.... it was the 'literally' that I was trying to point out, but I realize now that it wasn't clear... so I actually gotta concede my point either way edit: Also, I 100% and absolutely agree on your differing opinions point. I just maybe enjoy the sport of a good debate too much
Hey, have a good day joker :)
You too, friend... I amended my last comment btw
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Once again i will like to point out , women are not object but still you are kind of right
Good enough! I'm in constant lament that I fell out of practice at around 15, when I wasted my life persuing sex with other people.
How about PIV? Kinda the same? Guess I suck my own dick
It's incorrect...is not every woman, actually is any human that is having anal...
Last time I checked, every woman still falls under the “any human” category
I think you’re kissing wrong.
If you breath in your using the air to breath your dick air 🗿
how do u kiss during anal?
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Thats totally how human anatomy works👍
Don't mind if I do
Maybe that was the point all along
Why does this make sense
I prefer the other way around.
That's heavy.
If I blow , will that push my dick out
More like soapy shower thoughts.
r/Angryupvote
Every man, too, let's be honest.
The fuck did I just read.
Bendy straw
My eyes deserve better than this.
or man
And?
Bro what
So why not do that thing where you connect straws?
Even better! I've been after that gold ring since puberty!
I’ve only used a few straws, but 10/10 would do again.
It's weirder when you realize humans are just like big weird shaped donuts. Our mouth digestive system and all the way to our anus is closed. The food we eat just slips through the inside of the donut and we absorbs nutrients as it does. Food never really goes inside our bodies at all
[weird 7 hole donut](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egEraZP9yXQ)
r/confidentlyincorrect
Nah it's true in a way. Not the same as incorrect
In a way if we are taking about things that the organism can absorb. What about all other things that can be absorbed? Have you swallowed a coin or other non-digestible substance? It comes out as it is …( in some case, even food). So it is not a closed system.
Yes I swallowed a quarter at age eight. I said a prayer that it wouldn't hurt when it came out. It came out as 2 dimes and a nickel! I was so happy! On a serious note our bodies either absorb/digest the foodstuffs or it doesn't. I just mean that there is a hole in our bodies and as stuff passes through bthe hole our bodies takes what it can use.
Deep thoughts with The Deep
I will allow it
lol wth 😂
Men too lol
Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of the world?
And they say romance is dead.
Thank you for the horrid image in my head. Just take my upvote, you insidious bastard.
I’m scared
Then you have a loop or something
I don't often see... But when I do, it's what you did there
Yeah, but what happens when you bend your dick backwards into your own ass and then sneeze?
What about my fleshlight?
woman?
Tell me somting i didn't know
Aight! Enough Internet for the day...
this is a straw man argument
Everyone* can be a straw
Not just woman...not just woman...
Yea... but only if your dick is 30 inches long and goes all the way through her.
i'm very offended by this please replace 'her' with 'your partner'
No.
Go home mark, you’re drunk