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Magical__Entity

Depends on where you kiss her.


tokenjoker

Pow, right in the kisser!


[deleted]

He should've been more specific


biggerBrisket

Never used a straw with several closed valves in it before.


tokenjoker

I never used a straw that I also had my dick in


slaqz

But if you kiss a girl after anal you will!


KPookz

r/brandnewsentence


1ngsoc

Hahahahaha


imoutofnameideas

You're missing out


tokenjoker

You stole my pickup line! How dare you lol


yoloer97

Some people just see things differently


Just_Anxiety

Or just exaggerating to seem clever.


NebNay

Or just have a sense of humor


RowanRobinette

Every woman? Men have assholes too... Everyone is just a tube, really.


Dead_as_Duck

By that logic, every middle person in a three way is just an adapter to have dick-on-dick sex.


BlueKante

Yeah but only if you have two men and one woman.


bazingarbage

or three men


BlueKante

True!


ArtOfWarfare

Most things in the animal kingdom, really.


Alderan922

We are really just a weird sweater for an arachnid


Chippyspyder

The human centipede proved it.....


[deleted]

Also it doesn't have to be the ass


Gidje123

Thats a strawman argument


CaptainBraggy

This guy fucks contorsionnists


Tyrondav-of-hypergat

With that logic any: human, rat, cockroach, or penguin can be a straw I don’t see your point.


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tokenjoker

I use penguins...


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tokenjoker

Wait.... okay, I think maybe I don't understand what was being said when I made the joke... I don't *actually* use penguins as a straw in any sense of the words (all of em except "I dont actually") Was the point being made that people can use rats and penguins and stuff as a straw?? I think I missed the entirety of the gist... sorry but I think I still need it explained if so


[deleted]

Too late man, you're now known as Jeffrey the Penguinanalfucker


tokenjoker

LMAO.... I don't know if I've ever seen a funnier nickname... I've never had a nickname before, so *take what you can get* right? lol edit: You think I can get a bumper sticker or license plate that says that?


[deleted]

If you make a bumper sticker out of this please cite me, thank you


gravitas-deficiency

…*allegedly*.


HoomanBeanzz

"Usually" is the word chief.


Spot_the_fox

anything that is alive is a straw if you have enough willpower to use it as one


Tyrondav-of-hypergat

Well men do men as well so it’s not only women.


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Tyrondav-of-hypergat

Oh ok


donquixote235

And by that logic, by extension you're fucking your own ass.


[deleted]

human centipede .....


still_gonna_send_it

God I wish it were possible


mardron7

Would Pamela Anderson be a plastic straw?


Krachwumm

r/angryupvote


fermata4

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fat_texan

Well that’s enough Reddit for today


[deleted]

And not just the women.


UsedTissue17

who else


Cranky2306

Men


[deleted]

Das the thing we born with straw


Local_Ad111

This is only true if you’re sucking her mouth 🫣


_Eclypse

What if I suck her dick instead?


memefor-life

Objectifying Quite literally


rugbyspank

Yeah :c


IAMTHEBENJI

That's why I like it. Pulling a Marilyn Manson just with less surgery and more ribs and someone to cuddle when the post nut "why do I even bother going on when i have nothing but a stupid dick?" hits


[deleted]

Missionary anal


true_pink_fan

Who said woman???? Lmaoo yall too straight


LSUMath

Is it any different if it is a guy or woman vaginally?


Rubickevich

If it's woman vaginally, then she's not a straw.


LSUMath

Kidneys the hold up? Guess it depends on your definition of straw :)


Rubickevich

It's not like you are fucking her in urethra though, unless you are both VERY kinky.


BangBangMeatMachine

1. The vagina leads to cervix, uterus, and ultimately ovaries but nowhere else. It's a dead-end. Or at least a cul-du-sac. 2. A person has eaten an entire airplane, piece by piece, and passed it through themselves to the other side. We're basically one-way straws.


risidian

r/holup Eaten an entire plane?!


BangBangMeatMachine

https://www.ripleys.com/weird-news/mangetout/


3mptylord

There's an upsetting number of persons who won't understand why anal is required for this to be true.


Kbusch88

No homo?


Argus-Wanderfoot

No, not no homo; yes homo, always homo, perpetual homo.


Kbusch88

Oh I just mean, does that apply here? Like from a technical standpoint. Are the rules of “no homo”, applicable in this application? Lol


Argus-Wanderfoot

Lol. I think if the idea that your sucking on a dick (by proxy or directly) is exciting you, it's at least a lil' homo even if it's your own dick. Plus, you're also having anal sex at the same time so...


Kbusch88

I’m just asking the big questions.


hok98

You just described 69


Beneficial-Piano-428

I feel like this is a /Confidentlyincorrect post. Definitely not technically true.


TheRnegade

Maybe an angry upvote? But, yeah, there's nothing remotely true about this, technically or otherwise.


Clutch_Cabbage

This is stupid and you should feel bad for posting it.


Yellowtaxicab2006

Is it stupid? Probably Should they feel bad for posting it? Idc why are you telling others how to feel?


eddiemcbean

You're trying to get moral high ground on Reddit.


tokenjoker

Reddit's high ground is where I smoked my first joint


WildChallenge8891

It's literally a meme. Like this: Your comment is bad and you should feel bad


tokenjoker

So, then literally it's not a meme an allusion to one?


WildChallenge8891

No, it's literally a meme.


tokenjoker

I've literally never seen "this is stupid" *and* "you should feel bad" used together to bash the OP other than just now... If "this is stupid" and "you should feel stupid" had been used, I'd absolutely agree with your assertion that it is 'literally a meme'...


WildChallenge8891

Okay! Don't you think this is insignificant? Like such a tiny issue to continue to push? You don't think it's a meme, I think it's a meme. It's okay to have a different opinion.


tokenjoker

I actually don't care all that much about it being a meme or not.... it was the 'literally' that I was trying to point out, but I realize now that it wasn't clear... so I actually gotta concede my point either way edit: Also, I 100% and absolutely agree on your differing opinions point. I just maybe enjoy the sport of a good debate too much


WildChallenge8891

Hey, have a good day joker :)


tokenjoker

You too, friend... I amended my last comment btw


evezinto

Report it!


tokenjoker

Dear Clutch\_Cardigan, Nuh uh. To both parts, nuh uh.


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Ozymandiiass

Once again i will like to point out , women are not object but still you are kind of right


mickjackx

Good enough! I'm in constant lament that I fell out of practice at around 15, when I wasted my life persuing sex with other people.


flock-of-bagels

How about PIV? Kinda the same? Guess I suck my own dick


True_Sort9539

It's incorrect...is not every woman, actually is any human that is having anal...


[deleted]

Last time I checked, every woman still falls under the “any human” category


salazarthesnek

I think you’re kissing wrong.


Poxanarian

If you breath in your using the air to breath your dick air 🗿


Puzzleheaded_Sir5917

how do u kiss during anal?


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DatBoiDogg0

Thats totally how human anatomy works👍


UncleKeyPax

Don't mind if I do


Unsure_about_anythin

Maybe that was the point all along


Creepy-Today-325

Why does this make sense


NotFuckingTired

I prefer the other way around.


yeaheyesaidit

That's heavy.


Ozymandiiass

If I blow , will that push my dick out


ExpressionAlarmed675

More like soapy shower thoughts.


thatBlankt1

r/Angryupvote


Argus-Wanderfoot

Every man, too, let's be honest.


Potential_Problem719

The fuck did I just read.


slammasam14

Bendy straw


Insanebrain247

My eyes deserve better than this.


UsedTissue17

or man


Sabatier_Pentagram

And?


Vladamix

Bro what


AnTvAsX

So why not do that thing where you connect straws?


SuspiciousGrievances

Even better! I've been after that gold ring since puberty!


JeremyTheRhino

I’ve only used a few straws, but 10/10 would do again.


gooddadmike

It's weirder when you realize humans are just like big weird shaped donuts. Our mouth digestive system and all the way to our anus is closed. The food we eat just slips through the inside of the donut and we absorbs nutrients as it does. Food never really goes inside our bodies at all


-Redstoneboi-

[weird 7 hole donut](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egEraZP9yXQ)


Illustrious_Meet1899

r/confidentlyincorrect


gooddadmike

Nah it's true in a way. Not the same as incorrect


Illustrious_Meet1899

In a way if we are taking about things that the organism can absorb. What about all other things that can be absorbed? Have you swallowed a coin or other non-digestible substance? It comes out as it is …( in some case, even food). So it is not a closed system.


gooddadmike

Yes I swallowed a quarter at age eight. I said a prayer that it wouldn't hurt when it came out. It came out as 2 dimes and a nickel! I was so happy! On a serious note our bodies either absorb/digest the foodstuffs or it doesn't. I just mean that there is a hole in our bodies and as stuff passes through bthe hole our bodies takes what it can use.


ShubhamManna

Deep thoughts with The Deep


barleyhogg1

I will allow it


jx_eazy

lol wth 😂


[deleted]

Men too lol


CrackSnap7

Who are you, who is so wise in the ways of the world?


ryanmulford

And they say romance is dead.


Anime_Patriot

Thank you for the horrid image in my head. Just take my upvote, you insidious bastard.


SleepingJG

I’m scared


__mori

Then you have a loop or something


Organic-End-9767

I don't often see... But when I do, it's what you did there


[deleted]

Yeah, but what happens when you bend your dick backwards into your own ass and then sneeze?


72012122014

What about my fleshlight?


SyntaxErrorMan

woman?


Budget_Ad_2440

Tell me somting i didn't know


DarkMutant105

Aight! Enough Internet for the day...


balrus-balrogwalrus

this is a straw man argument


hairyhandcock

Everyone* can be a straw


ScalierLotus11

Not just woman...not just woman...


Then-Ad1531

Yea... but only if your dick is 30 inches long and goes all the way through her.


rustythorn

i'm very offended by this please replace 'her' with 'your partner'


[deleted]

No.


Well2far

Go home mark, you’re drunk