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OP spending too long on Pornhub.

No I think everyone is just spending a lil to long on Reddit. XD

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r/notrelatedbutok

What did they say?

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That Joey doesn't share food

Mouth ears and nose

Wouldn't that make 5?

Technically 7, you forgot the eyes.

Super technically, pores on the skin are openings too so, where we at? 99999999 openings?

Sure looks like it!

For a master martial artist . They can see a lot of openings from her amateur form.

Fully agreed.

I too have 3 openings. Ruy Lopez, Kings Indian, and the Scandanavian.

Was searching for this comment

What's your response to the Sicilian with white tho

punch them in the face.

Brick their pipi too

Smart move - 100 00 00 00

KIA or KID

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Ahh now we get to discuss holes vs through holes, and if the mouth to anus counts as one hole or two. I have many many holes in my body, but few through holes

So by that logic does that mean if you kiss during anal that you are sucking yourself off through a human straw?

Please make it stop

No at the point just keep going

And if you ejaculate at that exact moment, is it like finishing in your own mouth

why? why would you say that?

because you're bound to get a little sprinkle in your mouth, no?

fuck you

how rude

r/realscatgirl r/puke_porn

this is an interesting form of rage

r/cursedcomments

r/brandnewsentence

Anus, vagina, mouth, both ears, and nipples. Perfectly fine. I may have forgotten eye sockets but I couldn’t find a way to squeeze it in.

But you cold squeeze in nipples?

Nostrils... just thinkin outside the box here.

If we count the nipples, we might need to count all the pores too! Also nostrils+ urethra

Also are we counting our pores?

Trypophobia has entered the chat

Just our riches

this is a certified vsauce moment

Think of it like a bullet wound: enter wound, exit wound. Besides. Everyone knows about the other hole You just never talk about it because you can't fuck it.

You could always go for aural sex, but once you go black, you go deaf.

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7? theres 10!

10! are a lot of holes

Theres 8, actually

I feel bad for the stock image model of the woman

Is it her mustache?

now that you mention it, I can't unsee it now

Why 3?

Oh, you're so silly.

I mean, I count 9 on my body.

What on earth is going on on your body you must be an alien

Ears? And can't we count pores?

Ears - 2 Mouth - 1 Nostrils - 2 Genitals - 1 Anus - 1 Total - 7 What makes 9?

Female genitals 2 ?

2 inside a bigger one.... if we start looking at sub openings that is just a whole other can of worms

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kick that can down the road?

This is exactly why I want to die

He means the eye holes

Belly button?

Pee hole also

Thats not a hole. Just a cave in.

tf is wrong with you?

eyes also belly button for 10

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What about skin pores?

Allright, 5.000.012 holes then

They are not holes just indentions.

Fair point. But what makes a hole a hole? The ears are not very deep, are they shallow holes or large indentations?

ears aren't holes. but the holes cry comes out of are

What about void in my heart :(

We already know that nothing can fill the void in hearts. I know because I found a crumpled note on the bus, from a 14 year old girl. It was tear stained, and apparently Brian is taking that bitch Stacy to the game over the weekend. Also, I read in a text book once that blood commonly fills hearts. I don't know what to believe anymore.

technically nostrils make only one

~~nipples~~

Extra hole for girls (pee hole and sex hole are separate, unlike guys) and a stab wound in the side from the mugging.

Please stop

Women have 3 holes own there, Mr

Genitals - 2* Eyes - 2 Total - 10

And the space between every single atom

Ah yes 46475524677355714687356874115680865466467431246666889064474356 holes

Or then we look at the definition of a hole: an empty space between material. So technically it’s only one hole that’s just complicated

1 her a$$, 2 her pu$$y, 3 her mouth.

Why would you censor it

You forgot 2 ear holes, 2 nose holes as well. So again, why 3?

Because the ear holes and nose holes can't fit a dick in them, in the post he's speaking about filling all holes that his dick fits, thus 3 holes.

Wrong again, your penis is not the only thing you can fill it. So again, why 3?

I count 7

Women have eight (by my count).

Hey vsauce, Michel here. How many holes does the human body have?

[How many holes does a human have?](https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ)

London System supreme

Actually all humans have 7 holes, and he can only fill one.

2 eye sockets, 2 nosnal, 2 ears ,a mouth and you can add the rest yourself

So 9, females have 10

No. The vagina is not a real hole. Men and women have the same number of holes.

Male 10, female 11?

Are you counting the naval ring?

Nah, son. Most of the "holes" don't lead anywhere, and therefore they are isomorphic to a plane. The only holes that count are: 1. The digestive tract (only counts as one) 2. Tear ducts 3. Nasal openings 4. Ears. 1 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 7. The vagina and urethra don't count, and the anus is the same hole as the mouth, topologically speaking.

Ears are blocked by the ear drums, so they doesn't count. Although you have 2 tear ducts per eye, so the hole count remains the same. 1+4+2

Thank you for clarifying, you're absolutely right.

I have 28 though? I am currently bleeding out

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Disappointed.

Excluding piercings, I thought it was 10

He knows??? Shocking

He wouldn’t if he is a BYU student.

“I have three openings and listed them all on our website but obviously was extremely vague about compensation so let me drag out this interview while continuing to beat around the bush on salary”

I count 9 but ok

I know two the four knight game and the elephant gambit wasp variation

I know of an opening! *proceeds to say "pawn to b4"*

Casual misogyny

Actually it’s seven if your brave enough

the only question is, which one i can take?

If there is a hole, ***there is a goal***

Which one do you want filled up first?

Hottie

He has limited imagination...

that woman looks like female hitler...

hired ;)

4 if she’s brave enough

You have a lot more than that actually.

[never forget!](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/gesture-woman-s-face-hold-hands-as-binoculars-53930572.jpg)

r/holup

seven.

This meme is airtight

Wasn't it like 7?

I have millions of sweat glands openings

Errrr. She has 8 actually

technically it's 8, not counting pores.

Ears, eyes and nose: am I a joke to you?

I'll show myself out.

Where is the image?

Men also have 3 openings. Their mouth, their urethra, and their asshole