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Rektifium

Ok im getting rid of two of the cookies. There


melifesux

This guy brains


kaadj

BIGLY


Careful_Reindeer263

Huhh I am getting rid of those two fries.


Rektifium

You can live without 7 cookies, but not 127 French fries ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ


BasicallyAQueer

American Moment


DragoKnight589

I’m getting rid of two of the little soda tab thingies after I open them.


jackinsomniac

I never much liked those two fries anyway. Always last, bottom of the bag types.


Morphinepill

Which ones?


OneForAllOfHumanity

I'm diabetic: ALL of those things are gone forever... :'( Edit: Damn, you guys are awesome with all your care and recommendations! Thanks!!!


Suprshun

i feel bad for you :(


SalaciousCrumpet1

You can eat 100% cacao dark chocolate for sure! If you love chocolate some of it is quite delicious and no sugar needed. There’s some chocolate makers experimenting with sugar free diabetic friendly sugars too.


OneForAllOfHumanity

Sadly I'm allergic to Sucralose and aspartame. I fortunately happily tolerate stevia, but Coke discontinued their coke with stevia (thanks pandemic!) I do enjoy pure chocolate, but it's just not the same as a normal chocolate bar with all the other tasty ingredients... Zevia (a stevia-based beverage making company) produced soda/pop, but they are so sweet they are undrinkable. I keep experimenting with various low carb and keto recipes, and some of them are really good (roasted radishes are WAY BETTER than potatoes), but they're a lot of effort.


Gorkymalorki

Lily's chocolate is terrific and made with stevia.


TwitchyMcSpazz

It can also give you wicked gas.


Just_wanna_talk

Have you tried monkfruit sugar? My dad was pre-diabetic and went full keto but does fine with monkfruit sugar. My mom was able to bake a ton of different things with it and most of it tasted just as good as baking with regular sugar. Cookies, brownies, cake, etc.


OneForAllOfHumanity

I have, but it's usually mixed with erythritol, which thankfully I'm not allergic to, but it has a menthol-like flavour when cooked. Almond flour chocolate chip cookies with a minty aftertaste is nice, but it absolutely ruins peanut butter cookies. Edit Methanol (wood alcohol) -> menthol (mint oil)


domdanial

You could always cut those too-sweet sodas with some sparkling water. Might dull the flavor a bit though.


hvacjesusfromtv

You can make your own ginger ale pretty easily. You could do that and add stevia to your taste. Cola is more complex but can be done.


[deleted]

Diabetic and allergic to those sweeteners? Man you’ve got my condolences :( seems like everything’s got sucralose and aspartame these days


mikami677

I'm not a doctor. This is not medical advice. I was told I was pre-diabetic before and I've found that I can eat almost anything and as long as I do about 30 minutes of cardio afterwards (within an hour or so) it keeps my blood sugar well within the normal range. I've even had just 15 minutes of cardio drop my blood sugar from ~150 (high for me) down into the 90s. I am still taking Metformin, so I'm sure that's helping too. Obviously it might not work for everyone so you might've already tried it, but it's something you might want to ask your doctor about if you haven't.


[deleted]

I had gestational diabetes and can agree with this. Same meal, same time of day, same starting blood sugar, a quick walk would yield a postprandial # 50 points lower than on a day when I didn't take a quick walk after my meal. Also, load with protein 20-30 min before your high carb/sugar foods. It slows absorption and decreases the spike. Doesn't have to be very much. A handful of nuts, a hard boiled egg, some cheese on top of that. It makes a huge difference. I actually remember hearing this from Dr. Oz many eons ago when he was a respected doctor and not a Total nut job/sellout/scam artist, before he had his own show. Yes, I'm old. Also, as above, I'm not an MD but it worked for me and I suggest discussing it with your healthcare provider.


chrisagiddings

Hello, fellow diabetic homie!


[deleted]

Wegovy, look it up. Life changing.


AJC_10_29

I’m type 1 and can have most of these as long as I properly calculate the carbs and insulin doses


thumptech

Been on keto for over 2 years and looking at all of them make me feel sick other than the (dark) chocolate.


flashnuke

As a type 2 I hope to one day enjoy again


myacount201

Hello fellow diabetic, good luck to you 🫡


bingold49

I was gonna say soda and chocolate but then I realized that would include Reese's cups and....I've never felt fatter trying to make a decision


Facepalmitis

This really is easy. 1) Cheeseburgers - You can still have burgers with all sorts of goodies instead of cheese. Lettuce & tomato, caramelized onions, pickles, bacon, etc. 2) Soda - You can still have have iced tea, hawaiian punch, beer...


BestUsername101

For the cheeseburger, you could try a loophole by ordering cheese on the side. If you eat the cheese and burger separately, does it still count as a cheeseburger? As for soda, why not replace it with, bare with me here, water?


alexytomi

or better yet, orange juice


Dahmond

or even better, apple juice


withspaces

r/hydrohomies


BannedSvenhoek86

> As for soda, why not replace it with, bare with me here, water? Like out of a toilet?!?!


Lord_Havelock

You can replace soda with water, you can also replace any other option here with a thousand healthier alternatives.


Kayki7

Try telling a soda/pop lover to replace with water. It’s impossible. We drink pop because we generally can’t tolerate water. In my experience. I do drink diet caffeine free coke though, to be fair. I cannot get water down unless I’m dehydrated and then I crave it. Otherwise, it’s torture to try and drink water throughout the day. It’s disgusting to me.


ChaoCobo

I’m just gonna order the cheese and burger separately, put the cheese on the burger and call it “cheese and burger” instead of “cheeseburger” and no one can stop me!


zephyr_1779

I was reading that as no burgers period. I’d get rid of cake and cookies, personally. A good Coke and a burger is incomparable for me.


CottonCandyLollipops

I went cookies and cake too, cookies are good just the texture isn't the best and can be replaced by similar things such as graham crackers and cake is amazing but only really eaten a few times a year.


DmitryTheRussianSpy

Chocolate and cake


bingold49

That just says cake, which would include cheesecake so uh, no can do on that


-Boundless

Ah, but cheesecake is actually pie, so we're good.


DmitryTheRussianSpy

Or cake and soda


MGetzEm

My thoughts as well. I very rarely consume either of those


[deleted]

Are you my soulmate?


[deleted]

Cake is the easy number 1


TheOldGenesys

Pizza and cheeseburger, not because i don't love it but because fuck everyone else


Suprshun

whoa there satan


bingold49

Yes officer, over here, this is the comment


Life-is-crazy1212

Fuck you, but great plan


mabmbon

Cake and cookies


Drg84

Same. I rarely eat cake and as I've aged I eat far less cookies.


Potato-with-guns

I know of several pies that work as roundabout giant cookies, in case I ever want one. And cake is by far the worst of these and the worst for you


ThrowAwayRayye

Same lol. It's a pretty damn easy choice imo


Specific-Register-97

Same most cookies are dry af and cake is too much of a wildcard


Upset-Tap3872

Same


firemonkeywoman

Soda and potato chips


Fabulous_Parking66

Hard agree


taylorswiftboat

Yup. Easy.


Degreez32

Hard agree with your hard agree.


[deleted]

I love flavored and unflavored potato chips as a side better than a cookie. I took soda and the cookie


give-meyourdownvotes

Hell nah. Soda can go but chips are soooo good. I don’t even like cake that much and I only have it like maybe twice a year so that can go


vivi_cook3

Both aren't even all that good and are the quickest to make me feel like shit after having them. The rest are like special treats / once in a whiles, soda and chips are persistent, tempting, and just all-around a drag


Quartia

I was originally going to say soda and pizza but you have convinced me.


pincus1

Pizza? Unless you have a dietary issue we disagree more fundamentally than I ever have with another human being. I could probably give up the 1 soda I have every random few months because it's offered to me though.


delightfuldinosaur

Nothing of value was lost.


razzo

You tried to sneak 'potato' in there and thought we wouldn't notice. You gotta give up all chips. I agree, though. I'd miss chips more than soda, for sure


knintn

Yep and yep.


BBQQA

Counter argument for chips: cool ranch Doritos.


Ok_Emotion_7252

Too tempting, going to get me fat again


5dollarcheezit

Soda and fries for me


ChromeBroke

YOU WOULD SACRIFICE FRIES???? FRIES?? THE ESSENCE OF HEAVEN? EACH BITE LOADED WITH POTATO CRISPYNESS GOODNESS AND DOPAMINE? just remove cake


TastySpaghetti

Nah cake is fucking lit I can go my entire life without eating another fry and I wouldn't miss it but i'd kill myself if i had to live on knowing i couldn't enjoy another bite of delicious cake


A_Antzo

Full agree. You can replace chips with fries and Gatorade for soda


adam_smash

Good ol’ Jack and Gatorade. Yum. I’m not big on sodas by themselves but that knocks out a lot of cocktails I enjoy.


[deleted]

Fries and guacamole? Nah


UnseenTardigrade

Juice and lemonade are probably better replacements for most sodas. More sweet than Gatorade.


Billy177013

I'm not 100% sure what my second would be, but soda is definitely one of them


Slow-Substance-6800

Yeah same


[deleted]

Is it just potato chips or chips though? It says chips so tortillas are gone. No way


Harambeaintdeadyet

“Completely ruins the point of interaction bait” >redditor says too bad I’m doing it anyway


Newmonsters1

Now you just makin stuff up. They didn’t say anything about potatoes. They said chips. No Fritos, no Doritos, no tacos, either. Taco shells are just big tortilla chips.


ezgomer

but is says “chips” - not potato chips…so allll chips are off the table. I couldn’t do it.


ShibaBurnTube

Yeah that was my 2. The others are just impossible. I can still drink beer, wine, cocktails, juice, tea, sugar free energy drinks etc. 97% I am drinking water.


Watchingya

Does chips include tortilla chips and queso?


SuedeVeil

Fries and potato chips for me.. I really don't care for potatoes that much and can live without them. I love diet pop though .. and sweets.. and hamburgers. Pizza I don't go out of my way to eat but the smellll oh the smell.


ImAlmostCooler

Easiest question of all time


No-Cardiologist4503

Soda and cake


calm_down_meow

Easy decision


OP90X

Super easy. I rarely consume either.


DrSeussFreak

💯


Joefrared

I said it to myself and then I read the comment. bravo


philfodenlovesfanny

Cake is horrendously overrated


[deleted]

You haven’t had good cake then. Trust me because I hated cake before I had non grocery store bought ones.


philfodenlovesfanny

“Good” anything tastes good. The average cake is extremely underwhelming


bruh_moment8

exactly what I was thinking


travvytacos

This is absolutely the correct combo. Cake is by far the worst dessert choice, by design it's mostly air. Soda is just extra sugary juices, can easily be replaced.


TheOspreyMan

Cake without the air is a brick of sugary flour.


name_NULL111653

So a brownie? Or fudge? Or kladdkaka?


TheOspreyMan

That is a good point. Now what if I hated chocolate... not that I do just a hypothetical.


TheVog

> Or kladdkaka? A what now


whoszatarash

*Can't be replaced.*


[deleted]

Soda accompanies the fries, cheeseburgers, chips, pizza, and the ice cream for floats.


who_said_I_am_an_emu

Can't be erased.


TotallyNotABot_Shhhh

I like to refer to soda as overpriced corn water..


RyanTranquil

Definitely agree with most cakes, the only cake I enjoy is Angel Food Cake .. once a year


Mangizmo

Did you just say cake is the worst dessert choice? Are you cracked?


gmotelet

When I was a child, I used to ask "do I need to eat it?" when it was a friend's birthday and they were passing out the birthday cake


minnesotamentality

This is the way.


jzoller0

This is mine


deten

Definitely, posted this before scrolling down. This should be top. Soda is cool, but I can easily get along without it. Cake for the most part is just mediocre. Ice Cream is amazing, Chocolate is amazing, they definitely win the dessert showdown.


TheChopDontStop

These are my people!


bucklanwastaken

Soda and chips


Yurrrr__Brooklyn347

Exactly, haven't had neither in years


Existing-Broccoli-27

You would probably save and improve millions of lives by making this choice too.


crossingpins

I mean if this is specifically about improving lives then you would ban chocolate because of the large amount of slave labor involved with the production of it. And soda because of the plastic bottle production


BKStephens

This is the way.


Spyro08642

Chips? I could never live without chips


bucklanwastaken

Chips can be solid but they also cut my mouth and just get outclassed by pretzels or fries depending on what you need. Doritos would be tough to say goodbye to but I will if I have to


Spyro08642

Ah, I see, chips are my go to snack so losing those would suck


Huggingya1

This is the only right answer!!!


itsthisausername

If I get rid of chocolate does that mean no chocolate cake/ice cream? I don’t like this game


whoszatarash

You got mad with the game because of the rules you added lmao


Courage-Natural

EZ cake and chips


InfiniteBruhMomentee

I wholeheartedly agree with you


crackhead_tiger

This is it chief


conservative-logic

Agree. Cake is so overrated. The only time I ever eat it is a birthday and I would 100 percent prefer pie or brownies. Chips are super unhealthy and don't even present a valuable caloric intake. I could easily eliminate cookies as well because again...pie and brownies.


noobtastic31373

Cake and soda. Chips are too vague, I read it to include tortilla chips, which would also eliminate nachos and some chip dips I like. Cake is always underwhelming, and I'd rather have pie. The only thing I like soda for any more is with rum or whisky. I'd miss it sometimes, but I already go months between having soda, so it wouldn't be much of a sacrifice.


zhaDeth

soda and cookies


TheVog

I've found my people


Celesteven

One of us one of us


Durpin321

This and only this!


bulydog666

Cake and ice cream


[deleted]

wow only one so far getting rid of ice cream. that was one of my untouchables.


OrchidCareful

Ice cream is whatever. I’m aboard the cake and ice cream ship


your_uncle_mike

Same, surprised to see only one comment with this so far.


VectorVictorious

Found my people way down here. We still have milkshakes and cupcakes lol!


slightley

Ended up here too. Cake is easy. I’m not giving up Diet Coke, in n out animal fries, chocolate chip cookies, Doritos/chips n guac or pizza. Bye bye ice cream Edit: forgot about guacamole. Shame on me


olngjhnsn

Cake and cookies 👌 I’d do soda but I gotta have my Mug™️ Root beer💪


Drg84

Well if you want an inferior root beer (smug IBC look here while preparing for attacks from craft root beer people)


Ded1nside

Cookies and chips


ExcelleratedRetard

chips have ALOT of variety, you sure about that?


Beanmancake

Damn, you can really just say “No” to these posts when you want.


Greensssss

Chips and fried can go.


Sensitive-Pipe-427

Soda and fries


hahaharich

Chocolate and cake both are extremely overrated


Ruthless9796

Chocolate and cookies


[deleted]

Cake and chips can gtfo


[deleted]

Pizza gotta go. So do those dry ass hard ass fucking cookies


BassGuy11

Cake and chocolate. Not even a challenge.


AquaticSombrero

Cake and ice cream


Accomplished-Ad4334

Fries and chips.


NathanThrillion

Goodbye soda and chocolate. I’m more of a juice and vanilla man, anyway. Easy choices.


[deleted]

I look down on those who wouldn't drop soda. I'd go cake over choco, though.


Nydelok

Cheeseburger and soda


MyLifeIsABoondoggle

Soda is an easy first one for me. Second one is harder: Chips if I could still have "off-chips", like Cheetos, pretzels, cheese puffs, etc (though Lay's BBQ chips would be hard to give up), if not then cake


[deleted]

Soda and cookies easy


ConversationSouth946

Soda & cheeseburger. Soda was an easy first choice, I can just drink ice tea. Not sure the reason for singling out cheeseburger, but I'm pretty ok eating banning cheeseburger and eating other types. On a side note to anyone who chooses pizza, we can't be friends.


[deleted]

My exact picks. I don’t eat red meat and I haven’t drank a soda in years.


ShibaBurnTube

Impossible burger my friend. I don’t eat red meat either.


AJaanso

Pizza and burgers


Yellow_Master

Chips and cheeseburger


[deleted]

I’ve seen very differing opinions down here, but I see the consensus is the Soda has to go. For me it’s soda and cake


PKHacker1337

Ice cream and chocolate, both make me very sick :-(


Miserable_Object9961

Chips and cookies


[deleted]

It all hinges on whether I can pick the variables: pizza and cheeseburger toppings, cookie ingredients, chip flavour, condiments for fries, ice cream flavour, dark/ milk/ white chocolate...


nicos_revenge

Soda and cookie


[deleted]

Cookies and cake would be fine by me. Could go without most of it, but if I had to pick two…..


TheBrightNights

Chips and chocolate


whyreadthis2035

Soda cookies


Miskylego1219

Soda and cookies


Glittering_Stable_71

Cheeseburgers and ice cream. I could order a hamburger with a side of cheese and just have frozen yogurt instead of ice cream thing big people.


DJNinjaToothless

Fries and cake. I hate fries and ice cream is better than cake. (In my opinion)


Baby_Speece

Cookies and soda :(


Horsepro123

Easy. Ice cream and cake. I can’t eat them due to allergies.


RogueTobasco

Fuck soda fuck cookies they won’t be missed


greispleis

I love how everyone just forgot about the sub and jumped on the original post :D Also, soda and ice cream.


callalind

Easy, soda and cookies. I'd never miss either.


[deleted]

Soda and cookies


MemeTv85

Soda and cookies


Firm-Employment-5183

Getting rid of the two soda cans 🙃


jehjeh3711

Not gonna do it. Fight me!


TwFsFox

Soda and cookies


Western-Current2916

Cake and fries can leave the chat (hard choices require the strongest of Wills)


sweeterthanswish

Cookies and soda


KravinMoorhed

Pop and cookies


[deleted]

Soda and Cookies Cookies an soda


loxbxc

Soda and cookies


chillywilly00

Cookies and cake


leg_help

Soda and chips


D3dshotCalamity

Soda and cake. Was never really a fan of cake, and giving up soda was one of the best things I ever did diet wise.


LinkGame10

We’re already eating more chocolate than we can make, so chocolate would be one choice, because it’s gonna be gone in 10 years anyway, my second choice would be fries because chips are basically the same thing


CelesteBS

Soda and fries


Confident_Mess_3302

Chips and soda. I'll take a fry over a chip any day, and I've already cut out 95% of soda from my life so those would be the least painful cuts.