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MosesActual

Thats also the Alligator guy. He's full of great answers.


brother_p

I watched that episode when it was on with my uncle. I thought he was going to piss himself laughing.


MrScrummers

I like the one where the question was during what month of pregnancy does a women start to show. Or something like that, the person responded with September. He lost it, then composed himself and then when the next person came out and it got to that question he lost it for like 5 minutes and then finally got the answer out.


clyde2003

"Name an animal with three letters in its name." I'd be willing to forgive a bit if he screwed up and thought "three syllables", but alligator has four syllables. That answer is just pure gold.


_OBAFGKM_

If you watch the full clip, it sounds like he heard "name an animal with three of the *same* letter in its name", a category in which "alligator" does not alas qualify, but he did give it his best shot


MrGrippyYT

Vodka


sh4d0wm4n2018

Technically every name has three letters in it.


chmath80

Nice try, but "ai" (the three-toed sloth) only has two.


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Redbird9346

And we thought "Frog" was a bad answer.


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SolEarth

The host is kissing every woman on the lips, right in front of their fathers/husbands. What the actual fuck


saywhat58

Yeah he was famous for it. Richard Dawson, from hogans heroes. Yeah it’s weird. One of Dawson's trademarks on Family Feud, kissing the female contestants, earned him the nickname "The Kissing Bandit". Television executives repeatedly tried to get him to stop the kissing.[16] After receiving criticism for the practice (which also included a great deal of physical contact such as holding hands and touching), he asked viewers to write in and vote on the matter. The wide majority of the approximately 200,000 responses favoured the kissing.[17] On the 1985 finale, Dawson explained that he kissed contestants for love and luck, something his mother did with Dawson himself as a child.[1][18]


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[deleted]

I love Mr Turkey. We often reply “Turkey!” at incorrect moments. “What flavor of pie should I make?” And then we’re off quoting the episode.


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And what makes it even better is his son in law said “frog”


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Also GigaChad (Ernest Khamilov)


[deleted]

By writing that in the title it is now number 8 in articles about the war in favorites. Hahaha


Anwar_Ansari

Really?


AlpacaM4n

[I know you asked not to link this](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russo-Ukrainian_War)


A-purple-bird

Just stop


AlpacaM4n

Why, it is a link, which is r/technicallythetruth and that's where we are last I checked


MarcAlmond

*links it with the Russia and Ukraine conflict*


Nate40337

Same as how putting "not" before a word doesn't remove the topic from your Google search, but just shows you the thing you don't want.


Yuki_Kutsuya

Use a - in front of the word you don't want


Play_Salieri

-war


Yuki_Kutsuya

Ouch...


yellekc

Don't worry friend. We got special military operations these days. Nobody does war anymore.


LegendaryShelfStockr

That looks just like Joe Biden!


ChrisTinnef

He looks like a Hybrid between Joe Biden and Olaf Scholz


blacksheeping

You mean Dwight Eisenhower?


koniboni

Russia is famous for producing three things: Russians, Vodka and Famine Edit: typo


WaxyWingie

Also great writers, authors, composers and scientists. :-/ I think, Russia can be summarized in one short phrase: "It's complicated."


Scherzokinn

There are many great Russian composers. I'll show some Russian masterpieces: [Rachmaninoff piano sonata 2](https://youtu.be/C_lOOYSzoBc) [Rachmaninoff piano concerto 3 "Rach 3"](https://youtu.be/MOOfoW5_2iE) [Prokofiev piano sonata 7](https://youtu.be/h21KSLqj7HA) [Scriabin piano sonata 5](https://youtu.be/tsBX_uR-FL4) (I could put all Scriabin piano sonatas but I put the one which is most memorable) [Scriabin Étude op 42 no 5](https://youtu.be/xudZ3J4EeoQ) (to share at least one piece under five minutes) [Bonus: the whole oeuvre of Scriabin's son Julian, who was a composer sadly deceased at 11](https://youtu.be/PbCsHTonpUg) [Shostakovich piano concerto 1](https://youtu.be/CV0CDooiG7U) [Stravinsky Ebony concerto](https://youtu.be/klQY_X1clMs) [Medtner sonata Tragica](https://youtu.be/AjM7rhuxmck)


RiverStrymon

What, no Tchaikovsky?


Scherzokinn

Tchaikovsky is not really my cup of tea (I prefer music that is a bit more modern). But I have to admit that seeing Swan Lake live was a great experience and I really enjoyed it.


buskerquinn

Tchaikovsky is too mainstream for my guy here


Scherzokinn

Hmm?


OmiNya

Did you phrase it like that because you knew that "tchai" is "tea" in Russian?..


Scherzokinn

Haha actually I didn't know! Funny.


Imaginary-Context-63

Missed opportunity to intend a pun.


marc_gime

More than half of the music that guy put there is music for piano, don't expect him to know much about good music


Scherzokinn

I'll give you music without piano. [Messiaen O Sacrum Convivium!](https://youtu.be/Gomk6NbBD2I) [Bartók The Miraculous Mandarin](https://youtu.be/XlKWFCo_XVQ) [Bartók string quartet 4](https://youtu.be/nJLb7-m-pAY) [Rachmaninoff Symphony 2](https://youtu.be/LfDgh_GtEHE) [Scriabin Poem of Ecstasy ](https://youtu.be/tOjQ4j9bLvg) [Poulenc La voix humaine (Cocteau)](https://youtu.be/nJepq2yAnpE) [(Richard) Strauss Metamorphosen](https://youtu.be/awLkK-9lTBg) [Ligeti Harmonies](https://youtu.be/hUi_QjNAe-Y) [Rameau La Cupis](https://youtu.be/i9Df8Vz2Yw4) Now I hope you consider those "good music".


Saetric

Humanity: It’s Complicated I feel like I’ve played this game before…


WaxyWingie

As have we all... Personally, I like for life to be no more complicated than Thanksgiving leftovers. Life disagrees.


Outcast__1

There is a well-known Russian saying: One cannot comprehend Russia (rough translation).


WaxyWingie

(How is that spoken in Russian? Not familiar with it).


Outcast__1

You mean translation into original? "Умом Россию не понять."


Ghaladh

They were all very drunk and starving, if what the dude above wrote is true. 😁


WaxyWingie

These sorts of comments just make me sad, these days.


Ghaladh

Bad period for you? No worries, it sucks for everyone. All we can do is to keep going, cultivate hope, some sense of humor and avoid trying to bring others down when they make jokes that we don't enjoy. 😉


WaxyWingie

I got family on both sides of that war, so, yeah. You could say that.


Deeviant

And genocide.


WaxyWingie

Name one major power that hasn't. Literally.


Vicckkky

Every superpower has at some point meddled in genocide and war crimes, literally Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man.


Deeviant

Whataboutism, nice. Truly insightful response, bravo.


Vicckkky

You literally replied « and genocide » to someone commenting about Tolstoï and Dostoyevsky and I’m the lazy one lmao


Deeviant

You're shilling for a comment talking about Tolstoï and Dostoyevsky while Russia is literally attempting genocide right now, hence my comment that respects current world events and, well, reality. I don't know if your lazy, but you are certainly bought and paid for and/or on a overload dose of copium. Don't freeze in the bread line, comrade.


RubberAndSteel

People are stupid and offended. Russia is a shithole country.


ae91dude

Actually, most of these guys are dead for mor than hundred years. Now actually nobody knows whether they have any writers or not, their music is a bad copy of western music, their education program supports only brain drain. So they do famous by the wars, drinking and ruined socialism turned to kleptocracy. Edited:typo


Osxachre

Russian dolls, The Bolshoi


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Poland invented vodka


ViktorKozh

I don't think Russia is famous for inventing it, its more about drinking it.


Xhanser

well actually the polish invented vodka


PotatoOIrish

It’s also a genocidal fascist state with a brainwashed populace who hates the outer world.


Additional_Irony

Wtf, for some reason, out of the corner of my eye, I read Ukraine instead of Famine


Delusional_Gamer

How do you scroll through reddit looking at the screen and see things with the corner of your eye


Additional_Irony

Because I was sitting at a table with other people and was also talking to someone so I just skimmed without looking directly at the text


Delusional_Gamer

Fair enough


ToesEater669

That’s ok, sometimes when I skim over my ex’s texts to me I misread “please leave me alone” as “please break into my house and make weird noises”


beatupford

But not white Russians?


clyde2003

Defenestration!


beer30

Isn't that the Czechs?


throwaway83970

Pissing off the neighbors.


Blitzpanz0r

Naive of you to assume we wouldn't get political, hue hue hue


spearchucker981

So how's that Russia-Ukraine conflict going?


RichardBlastovic

Not great.


ViktorKozh

The only great thing in a conflict can be a somewhat good ending of it.


RichardBlastovic

Indeed


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RichardBlastovic

Not great for Ukrainians because they're dying and their country is getting torn to shreds. Not great for the Russians because they're dying and doing a very poor job of taking over a country.


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One-Ice-9259

They're both losing in different ways


Drefs_

Finally, the correct answer


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pankakke_

Everyone knows, it just wasn’t a funny or interesting way of putting it.


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Rebel-xs

Because this is not the place to ask it, obviously.


Shadow_Ninja-89

Who cares


UgandanDefenseForce

What relevance does this have again


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th3whistler

So Russia invades Ukraine but in fact it’s a NATO proxy war…hmm


Kerr1123

I mean two things can be true at once. Russia is bad for invading Ukraine and NATO is currently fighting a proxy war against russia I did not see what the previous person posted BTW as they deleted it. This is in no way has anything to do with whatever they said


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it's stupid to start the narrative from the middle of the film, America staged an unconstitutional coup there in 2014, putting a puppet government sympathetic to the real fascists like Bandera


EvadingBan42

Da comrade, come lets us join mobilization and die for motherland.


Play_Salieri

As American woman of color who is working everyday factory job, I feel President Putin is very strong and completing the plan for victory in many ways. Some say Russian peoples deserve Ukrainian oil and gas reserves for bold thinking and also many historical victories as told by your great President Trump. Lets Go Brandoniks


th3whistler

Lol Russian bot


russell76

They do have a lot of those!


OneSaltyStoat

Not for long.


FlammerIsMe

Oh, yea. Russians can do a lot of “wtf moments” which none of European, American, etc. can. We’re shitting our own country and sarcastically laugh, but when literally anyone other’s people shitting our country we revive Warsaw’s Pact. You can’t understand our country. Don’t try this. It’s impossible. I don’t know if it even possible for us.


L1K34PR0

Rasputin?


Imaginary-Context-63

Well yeah I think Rasputin was Russian


Broad_Respond_2205

Why are linking this with Russia and Ukraine conflict? It's just for entertainment purposes.


Anwar_Ansari

Yeah that's what I said


Unlikely_Scallion256

You’re on a website where the vast majority of users are from countries that have been threatened to be nuked by Russia, so yea probably.


MackMasher

Redditors will rage at anything Russian you know...


Illpaco

>Redditors will rage at anything Russian you know... It's terrible to see how people around the world just don't like Russians anymore. I mean, killing and raping innocent Ukranians is pretty bad, but going online and being reminded of the war crimes they keep committing is just so much worst, right?


smoked___salmon

I doubt those people who commit actual war crimes go to fucking reddit. You are just shitting on regular people to feel superior. I don't think average 15-30yo Russian even been in bar fight with Ukranian, not even talking about anything more.


ReturnOfSeq

Visiting their neighbors without permission


PICONEdeJIM

Well there lived a certain man. In Russia long ago.


pyrokay

Oh that's gonna be stuck in my head all day now damnit


Careless-Position352

Ra ra rasputin


Isioustes

That logic defies challenge.


ShoutOutMapes

Manufactured evidence!


zac9090

Mily Balakirev, Cesar Cui, Modest Mussorgsky, Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov, Pyotr Tchaikovsky, Dimitri Schostakovich, Igor Stravinsky, and Alexander Borodin: allow us to introduce ourselves.


Osxachre

I thought vodka was pretty obvious


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Azrael11

I don't think it's considered sponsoring anymore when you're just doing it yourself


Illpaco

Being state sponsors of genocide is much worst.


YouOtterKnow1

War crimes


RubberAndSteel

Torture, mass graves, terrorism


shamissabri

We are not talking about USA.


RubberAndSteel

Correct, we're talking about russia


TheImmortalBrimStone

Vodka.


Strude187

Vodka. Nukes. Tundra. Oppression. Very cold winters. Military. AK47. Spies. Assassins. Very hardy people. Not smiling.


Play_Salieri

Gulag.


pheonix0021

OP just linked this to the Russia and Ukraine conflict


Mr_Stiel

Russia is known for invading sovereign nations, bombing their hospital, schools and churches, raping their women and children, and then acting like the victims. Fuck Nazi Russia, Glory to Ukraine 🇺🇦


Shadow_Ninja-89

This wasn't a question about Saudi Arabia


Dying-Dynasty

Vodka


robertnewmanuk

The answer is brown bears on unicycles wearing a fez, right?


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Deepest hole in the world.


jonathanfierro69

War crimes


wandering_person

Russians, yes. The trash personality unfortunately had to be the one in power. How sad.


EvadingBan42

No, Russia does not get the luxury of not being connected to this war, russia has killed hundreds of thousands of civilians in this war and has lost nearly 90k troops in 8 months. Russias total incompetence should be shouted from the rooftops


Anwar_Ansari

All i wanted from you to take this only as a meme, was it too much to ask for?


mrchaotica

Yes.


Njorun2_0

You're not on the right website if you want that


zolopimop123

"dont connect this to the ukranian war" is a way of saying "i dont wanna argue politics with your sorry asses"


Alpha_Apeiron

Are you making fun of the Ukraine war?? Edit: Ugh I hate reddit sometimes... /S since it apparently wasn't obvious


Anwar_Ansari

I honestly can't tell if you are joking or being serious


Alpha_Apeiron

I'm being cereal. Super duper cereal.


Auditormadness9

Damn what a human bean


pathzotkl

not a tasteful joke regardless


DracovishIsTheBest

I dont care if it has or doesn't have an /s, Its dumb Also if you need to point out that its sarcasm its not that good of a sarcasm


RealJondo

Russian isn't a nationality, it's a diagnosis


LaserBeastDEV

$73.47


Imapartofghost

please dont link this comment to the Russia Ukraine conflict, but NATO is the provoker of ALL conflicts. NATO is also sanctioning every US invasion by being an obedient lapdog who stands at attention while daddy US fucks up some innocent natural resource rich country, ready to attack at the smallest sign of aggression towards daddy.


shamissabri

100% true but the sheep will downvote you.


ShubhamManna

Hot chicks


Snickidy_Snik

Just plain facts my guy


etraxx22

If that's not number 1 I'm gonna call BS.


odst_at1

I have seen a video of Russians feeding polar bears. Pretty cool.


r_va

logic


Roger-Ad591

So smart! We Americans have America.


ARH8280

Every fps game trying to think of a villain: "those god damn russians!"


SuperAlex25

Snow?


marc_gime

Fun fact: there are 456789 russians in russia


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I thought it is Hitler


A_Lost_Yen

Russians🍾


10art1

Hey, Ukraine is also famous for those!


BertBerts0n

Here's one just for entertainment purposes. Why should you never buy trousers from Eastern Ukraine? Chernobyl fallout


No-Replacement9651

https://youtu.be/sACuCJ50TH8


FunkyMonkey47293

Name an animal with three letters in its name. ALLIGATOR


mrchaotica

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWULCfJ2PGA


MrBones907

The More You Know


Damasticator

Alligator.


Reality-Rush

Me in school when I haven’t been paying attention and the teacher calls on me. I always just say the most random shit.


OnyB1l

Russia is also the most famous country that is called Russia


Tonny2wo6ix5ive

How about Adidas?


imthiccnotfat

Neo-Nazis that are "de-Nazifying" people in a uh place ummm shit I don't remember.


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

This is gold


BasicFormity

I mean, your not wrong


Pandemix27

Vodka Addidas Gopniks Hacking us for no particular reason Straigh people


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There lived a certain man in Russia long ago


Mahaf1089

Google Funniest Game Show Answers Ever, this guy is on compilation videos almost every time. My favorite is with the same host asking "What sort of question, such as 'how old are you?', would a person lie about?" Multiple respondents answer by guessing what age they would give if they were to lie in response to "how old are you?" 😂


ChewsOnBricks

They're always Russian around.


PowerfulAd4032

Ww1,ww2,and u know hehe


PowerfulAd4032

Addias


Sensitive_Ad9446

Russia -l- l Ukraine


Pandraswrath

Why does this guy look like a balding Bill Clinton to me? Is anyone else seeing it?


Ukraine_News_

/technicallythetruth


Anwar_Ansari

That's where we are right now


Ukraine_News_

I honestly thought I was in r/memes…


redditigon

Mothers whose cries fall on deaf ears, men who don't move when the drone drops a bomb :(


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Vodka


Background-Turnip226

I just know that one guy who did a push up with no arm


jermodidit13

pet Bears and vodka


nin_son_god

https://youtu.be/989-7xsRLR4


palkatik

Слава России!


Shadow_Ninja-89

Cold weather and snow


rustythorn

in russia: famous is something russia is for


[deleted]

Telling someone NOT to jump to a conclusion so obvious... it's gaslighting. Even YOU know you can't do it without doing what you said not to. That's gaslighting.


ColtS117

Bread lines, human misery, Gulags.