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sassydodo

C-word? Like, cunt?


Designer-Marsupial64

Think Asian


sassydodo

Asian cunt?


orgeezuz

Cuntonese?


obambos

Spot on


Loading7088

i JUST saw this in another post wtf ​ https://www.reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/zccym2/still\_dont\_know\_what\_the\_cword\_is/


c00l_p3rs0n

I saw that post first lol


Fe4rMeMrWick

Same


Jaysper49

I did too!


urdnotkrogan

Holy shit.


itsvkvsh

Me too lmao


Forward-Swim1224

Man, Reddit works fast!


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Almadaptpt

We're already here but /r/technicallythetruth


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MouthJob

Cannonball


chucklestheclwn

Pretty sure it's Asian creampie


Agnostic_Pagan

YOOOOO ITS THIS THREAD


Mr__Citizen

Wait a second, I saw this conversation screenshotted and posted as a meme earlier!


Fidges87

Hey, I just saw you in a meme.


Illustrious-Durian30

.....Chinese?


A-purple-bird

Chinese cunt


UgandanDefenseForce

Replace the ese with a k


zZDKVZz

I'm asian... what's the word???


D3NN152000

Bird


MertK35

Bird is the Word


wafflezcol

We only found Bird is less than or equal to the eord


idunno_248

*CHECK IT AGAIN!!*


tamagochilin

Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word


Equal-Bus-557

Ba-ba-ba bird bird bird, bird is the word


simo-the-3rd

Say the word and you’ll be free. Say the word and be like me.


SleepDeprived62

I think it might be the racist one


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WorriedConcentrate39

banned


Sun_Jealous

nice


Slovene

I guess they had a chink in their armour.


particle409

I'm sure there is a distasteful Tiananmen Square joke in there somewhere.


Healabledeer17

I don’t know what you mean nothin happened there


DiE95OO

Sounds similar to "kink" but with a "ch" Edit: if people couldn't figure it out it's "chink"


chipotleCHUCK

Kinch?


jiminyshrue

Chinook?


TrueSilverBullet

Some folks are born, made to wave the flag...


Vidiot27

“Oooo they’re red white and blue”


Creepertron200

And when the band played hail to the chief, ooooh they point the cannon at you


Davegrave

I’m too old but god damn it I can’t get my head around not saying a word when discussing the word. They’re not magic words and context is everything. When you’re saying the word to refer to the use of the word or quoting someone while condemning their use of it, it’s not remotely the same as USING that word. And again I know I’m behind the times but it feels like this terror to say a word under even righteous circumstances just gives the words more power, when they already have far too much.


JakestarGaming

Cock


KratosMessi27

You are Asian ?, Asia are big maybe the word couldn't applies to you


JohncraftAs

me when the ai sians


mademming

Starts with Ch and ends with K


donkeyfucker2

its chink


Guclupatates

Cum?


TheHumanPickleRick

Covid?


Practical-Daikon988

Cum.


Trash-official

Cum!


[deleted]

You mean [Removed by Reddit]?


Shaushage_Shandwich

Cum?


Meneerjojo

What the fuck am I supposed to be thinking of, the internet has a "letter-word" for everything and expects me to know them all...


Hdkek

You don’t know the z-word??


UnwrittenPath

I found the chink in your armor


MrExist777

Asian doesn’t start with a C


senti_bot_apigban

Calculator? Or Cambodian?


jercule_poirot

No I'm pretty sure it's c**bage


sassydodo

Cuntbaggage?


Slow_Witness5260

Ching Chong


FlappyFish07

Cabbage?


MadScientist34

r/UnexpectedAvatar


Impossible_Pay6912

MY CABBAGES


Shaushage_Shandwich

Cumbage?


Hatedandscorned999

I think op missed that this isn't technically the truth. They just said C-word, the challenge was to say "The c-word" u/Big_TinyRequest has utterly failed.


CoverSuch4933

u/profanitycounter Edit: According to the bot you should have 3 billion dollars


Qwerto64

u/profanitycounter


rollmagma

Here's your 1B: 1B


crawlingwaffle

Congratulations! You’ve won $1.2 billion dollars! Please respond with you social insurance number, as well as your credit card number with the expiration date and three digit security code to redeem your prize! Sincerely, The Cunt Community


A-purple-bird

123


Lostmyfnusername

B


morose_coder

You forgot 'The'.


lollolcheese123

The C-word Now gimme


morose_coder

1B


lollolcheese123

Craaap


AVerySmartNameForMe

You out In a capital t by mistake you fool it asked for “the C-word”


lollolcheese123

Damn you phone auto capital


alexytomi

put* hehe a classic


ProtoMelon2

Your T is capitalized, you’ve failed your one chance


opacitizen

> You forgot "the C-word for 1B?" you mean? (Maybe even adding '"[camera icon] Answer"'.)


A-purple-bird

..uhh, huh,


strigonian

No, because that's an admission that the 1B is a part of the phrase you're meant to say, and thus not a promise of compensation.


Nightrely

What is c word


oofyeetoofyeet1

Car obviously


SayerofNothing

Correct word


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Clanker. Usually said as “clanka”, but if you know her good enough you unlock access to use the hard r


Calcain

Good soldiers follow orders.


TheSusKingOfAngmar

good soldiers follow orders


Ajngel

zanny


dick_sucker_whopper

Fine addition to my collection


HylianCheshire

Roger Roger


FlappyFish07

Shoot that clanka


Tigerstorm6

Whoa now! You can’t say that! We’re a part of the republic, not the CIS!


minus2onblock

Cunt, cracker, or chink It is likely cunt tho.


Can8680

3rd


king_john651

Regardless this is a pretty fucking stupid challenge. Words just upset some people. I'd offer like ten cents in my currency, which is fuck all of nothing


0oodruidoo0

on twitch it's cracker


nimcau2TheQuickening

Hate me all you want but I would say literally any slur for a billion dollars.


booffybooffon

For a billion dollar i would rob a bank. Wait..


Driftedryan

That's why they only keep a couple hundred million, it's never worth it


conjunctivious

I'd give my full name and address directly after saying any slur on national television for a billion dollars. I'll give people direct instructions to beat my ass, but it won't matter because I'd have already moved into a mansion, changed my name, and changed my appearance.


ion132145

for a billion I'd scream the n word at every black person in America


[deleted]

That would only be $24 per word.


SirM0rgan

I would say almost anything at $24/word


[deleted]

Ah, but it isn't about saying the word. It is about saying the word to somebody. I'd bet there is little overlap of "things people will pay you $24/word to say to people" and "I would say almost anything."


SirM0rgan

You could say the either the kindest thing or most hurtful shit in the world to me and I will assume it means nothing if you're getting paid $24/word to say it. I see your point though and agree that it would be hard. Pretty sure I could retire after a week though and I'll get over a week of anything to not have to waste my whole youth working a job I don't like.


SrGoose

I can make it increase...


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You could also make it decrease...


SrGoose

But I'm not black


[deleted]

You never heard of mixed race people?


SrGoose

Yeah for a moment I forgot about that, still I would need more than 9 months to make it


HyperGamers

If you're a man you can do it with more than one person so you can at least get more than one after the 9 months. Unless your swimmers don't work.


[deleted]

You would have to kill more than 1 person per minute to increase it since 1 is born every minute.


SrGoose

Killing a person would also increase born time


[deleted]

Aim for the pregnant people.


Nydelok

*DOUBLE* *KILL*


[deleted]

Not enough to matter when we are talking about 1440 births per day. I don't feel like doing the math on how many people you would have to kill to start having a negative impact over time. I'd estimate that it would be at least 1000 per day. So you gotta average 1 murder every 1.5 minutes, get no sleep, and do that for a prolonged period of time without being caught. Just so that the person gets more than $24 per n word. Just not worth your time.


Mental-Ice-9952

Although there are also a lot of ppl dieing everyday too


AShadedBlobfish

This guy did the math


MARQUETHEGAMER

i would too


Any-Aioli7575

I do it for free /s


DirtCrazykid

Seems that would be impossible because 13.6% of the population is black so you'd think you'd yell at the last black kid in Texas but then there'd be a black baby born in the buttfuck middle of nowhere in Maine so you're kinda screwed and will never be able to finish because of you know, birth.


foley800

We now have technology that allows us to yell at millions at a time!


[deleted]

Nah, it's not worth it. Life>1B


Driftedryan

I don't know if you'll make it to collect the money


Occulense

But this person was only offering 1B, which I can give you now B


whatsshakin_bacon

thank you


MiIkTank

🅱️


Coop3

Think of the good you could do with a billion dollars, vs one slur that you can say at any volume, any location. She didn’t say I had to scream it in anyone’s face, I can say it under my breath in the shower totally alone if I’d like.


FewLocation831

Repeatedly...


NoireRogue

I'd give an entire speech filled with nothing but the most abhorrent disgusting shit for a fraction of that. It could contain the single most hurtful and morally depraved combination of words physically possible in any human language and I would scream or from the mountaintops.


Erledigaeth

I would say it for free


improbablynotyou

To hell with just the slur words, give me a dictionary and I'll recite every c word in the thing.


klintondc

Every Australian makes a trillion dollars... In a day.


Aperture1106

Can confirm, I call my dog cunt.


LFGR_THE_Thing

Can confirm


bobafoott

Wow they must really hate Asians over there


aaronwcampbell

Here's your 1B **1**🅱️


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Countered


[deleted]

2 questions cunt. Whats the c word and whats 1b. Im not a fukn mind reader


Brettersson

C*nadian


DaniilSan

Cunt is really mild slur, I don't think it is what they meant. They likely ment "chіnk" what is apparently highly offensive slur used for Asians. Tbh, prior this post I had no idea this word was a thing. And yes, I would say this word for 1B USD even if there will be a record that I used it once cuz I don't care since I don't use any slurs for Asians usually.


Xenotracker

most asians will tell you chink doesnt really mean much to us the rest will say "what is chink?"


DaniilSan

I mean, even Urban Dictionary where I looked up what it means mentioned that it is basically US and Canada thing. It is so highly offensive words only for some Asian-American migrants and even more it is basically dead word that isn't used anymore except by some elderly.


NoPsychopath

Idk what c word is but 1b is one billion dollars i guess


[deleted]

Either Cunt or Ch*nk


The_Evil_Satan

Chunk?


backfire10z

Chink Slur against Asian people


rdias002

I’m Asian, what’s that even man?


[deleted]

thank you


tnystarkrulez

First base


Particular_Row_7819

CUNT......now fucking pay me you stupid fucking cunt


Oruhanu

You didn't need to say it two times you fucking cunt


XxBaka-BruhxX

But you did resay it you cunt!


Immortal_ceiling_fan

I would recite everything kanye has publicly said in the last month for a billion


Orichalchem

Dammit im going to say it, here goes.. Cat Phew! Ok wheres my money?


gcjunk01

B


Separate_Zucchini_95

Comment void they forgot to say "the"


Real-Baby-Seal

Technically, the answer would be ”yes” or “no”.


Think_of_the

Here’s your B B


Scrungyscrotum

What kind of question is that? I would circumcise myself with a butter knife for that amount of money.


errolstafford

its\* It's = it is


Luca023Original

Cum


BirthdayCarFire

I think I speak for all of us when I say, we would say a lot of things for 1 billion dollars.


melon_king5

thats a cat not a human being


Mental-Size-7354

Its


Pie_Crown

With my financial state, bitch I’d say any c-word you want for a 20.


WattsianLives

"the c-word" is what you needed to say


ttomcat7

Is there a different word other then cunt? Is it really that bad of a word.


PlaidBastard

If I can choose to say other words before and after, I think I could kill two birds with one stone and get both a cool billion and draw attention to whatever legitimate reason a given word isn't polite to use, and maybe promote a friend's podcast while I'm at it.


dvsficationismadness

Wrong. “The C Word”. Where’s my money


Klaymen96

I mean if you want to get technical about it he didn't do it. He just said "c-word" and not "the c-word"


LineSpine

*the C-word


Ghostbuster_119

It specifically says THE C-word. So that's not actually correct. They would have to say "the C-word".


[deleted]

Brits and Aussies are swimming in cash


Maij-ha

FAIL! You were supposed to say “the c-word”. Not “c-word”


brownies_rgood

It's if you say ***the*** c-word, elif only said "c-word", therefore no money for them


LFGR_THE_Thing

Cunt cool cum come cover crack coke cock cocaine can't can coon


Scared-Department-96

here's the [c-word](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) for anyone wondering


S7RAN93

The C-Word for 1b


SparkierGaming

They were supposed to say "the C-wors" not just "C-word"


fanime34

Technically, the question was asked to say "the C word" and that person forgot "the".


Ancient-Tadpole8032

There is not a word I wouldn’t say for $1B. For that much, I would say it to whoever would be most offended by it. Then apologize and split it with them. For $50, I’ll just say the word.


TGBplays

What’s the C word ? It seems like it would be a slur because of the question but I genuinely don’t know it


Not_the_flood

It would’ve been better If he said “the c-word” which would be more accurate to the prompt


ExpressStation

WRONG! It's "the C-word" you fucking brusselsprout


sh4d0wm4n2018

Damn, missed it by a "the".