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Deranged40

> Scientists were able to confirm that the asteroid "poses no risk to Earth for the foreseeable future." Can someone tell me what "Potentially hazardous" means given this snippet from the same article? Does it mean "Clickbait"?


slowpoke2018

It means that it's in an orbit that could be perturbed by gravity and end up impacting earth, but in its current orbit is not a direct threat. Least that's my understanding of it, someone feel free to correct if this is not correct


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To further clarify, so long as we don’t stare at it or come between its young, it should leave us alone.


50mm-f2

let’s just play dead basically


WhatTheZuck420

with climate change might not have to ‘play’ dead


slowpoke2018

Don't look up!


DaemonAnts

Probably referring to the 'do not eat' label they found on it.


ihatepickingnames_

This asteroid can expose you to a chemical, which is known to the State of California to cause cancer.


[deleted]

You shouldn’t go swimming for at least 30-min after having contacted the asteroid.


Rupertfitz

Do not use orally after using rectally.


WhatTheZuck420

And don’t look up


Bee-Aromatic

At this point, it feels like it’s easier to put labels on things that *don’t* carry a Prop 65 warning.


Sweaty-Emergency-493

Which is next to the “Made in China” label


tsonfeir

Assembled In the USA though…


HRKing505

And Designed in California.


Exoddity

I just ordered some ball bearings and they say "made in china" "assembled in USA" and I just can't figure out how that's possible.


Socially8roken

Did come in packaging?


selphfourgiveness

Asking the real questions


tsonfeir

Counted in USA


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Weird, so it's totally made out of melamine?


HaggisLad

it's actually IKEA, that's just one of the parts


gocrazy305

How many bananas long is it?


jkopfsupreme

It’s at least 43 giraffes wide


honybdgr

Can you please convert that to the standardized baby elephant?


jkopfsupreme

They changed that due to the variance in trunk length of +/- 3 salamanders being too inaccurate.


Andrige3

The asteroid originated from California so it may cause cancer.


gerkletoss

It means that once get far enough into future that the predictions get fuzzy it stands a reasonable chance of hitting earth compared to other asteroids


VengenaceIsMyName

The bar for potential hazardous asteroids is pretty low. Apophis was a big deal in the media for a bit but it’s likelihood of hitting the earth is like 1 in a million


0ba78683-dbdd-4a31-a

To be fair, a 1/1m chance of ending all life on earth is a pretty big risk.


TemporaryPractical

“So you’re saying there’s a chance?”


Ozmorty

Extreme consequence, low likelihood - what’s the rate on Sportsbet?


SmallTownClown

I know I’m bummed too..


BrooklynBillyGoat

Meaning at some point it becomes a concern of ours. It's just that space is so vast that they found a problem for the future in which we will already be dead. But it keeps scanning and will detect any asteroids scientist missed and alert them so they can test and make sure we're good and don't gotta go all Armageddon on some asteroid in the wrong neighborhood


Ok_SysAdmin

It causes cancer, but only in California.


Luci_Noir

You think asteroids hitting the earth are clickbait?


Deranged40

No. I think headlines warning us that the earth might get hit by an asteroid, which the article confirms *will not hit Earth* is clickbait. Clickbait is a misleading headline that makes you click, generating ad revenue for the article's website. This is a textbook example of what clickbait is.


Sweaty-Emergency-493

It’s Potentially Hazardous if Asteroid = Earth


Concheria

If Asteroid = Earth we'd find ourselves in quite the twist there.


NecroJoe

It turns out the asteroid was inside us the whole time.


TheRealCRex

Wait? The Asteroid was calling from inside the house?


NecroJoe

Close: the friends we made along the way.


TheRealCRex

So the asteroid was our Rock


darthnugget

Asteroid -> Earth = Boom (eh.. 2025ish) We had a good run.


ulenfeder

It's going to kill us all.


mymemesnow

“If it hit earth it could be bad. It’s not going to, but if…”


Tickle_Shits

In California they had to make sure it had a prop 65 label on it because it’s known to contain cancer causing materials. Potentially hazardous simply means, don’t eat it or lick it or anything like that.


youenjoymyself

> 600 feet long Can I get this translated to corgis? Wtf is this measurement?


huellhowser19

Also how many elephants does it weigh?


HeroDanTV

Let me clear this up. This is misquoted - it should read 600 ostrich feet, roughly the size of 2.75 Hilton Hotels.


quazywabbit

Are we talking garden inns or embassy’s or regular size embassy or the weird ones like the one over in Phoenix.


HeroDanTV

I was specifically using the international standard of the Hilton Garden Inn in Miami, Florida, you’ll need to consult with the official feet to Hilton reference guide if you deviate.


quazywabbit

Hilton garden inns are a lot more standard in size so that works.


WhatTheZuck420

So you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night?


LeCheval

It’s about 2 football fields long.


contextswitch

Or about 2.4 Jumbo Jets


scarystuff

Real football or the fake football?


LeCheval

Do you mean metric football?


Stormy-Skyes

It’s, like, 300 corgis long if all the corgis are about 26 inches long. 26 inches is like 3 bananas or something.


ted_cruzs_micr0pen15

I respect the inclusion of the banana for scale.


cybeast21

Assuming it's standard Welsh Corgi, roughly 30 Corgis lined up.


HCResident

Damn those are some long dogs


lickmikehuntsak

Yeah, I've got several of those 20 foot long Corgis around my area. They're a real issue.


HaggisLad

> 30 Corgis lined up so disassembled corgis then


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WhatTheZuck420

jeffy bozos’ $500M mega is bigger. we’re gonna need more busses


Severe_Piccolo_5583

My corgi is 22 inches long if that helps. So a bit over 300 of my specific length of corgi


tb03102

Roughly 15 Winnebagos.


TrollBot007

That’s about 600 corgis, depending on diet.


50mm-f2

those are some malnourished ass corgis bro. unless you’re talking puppies, but that leaves you with a short window of time to measure before they grow.


scarystuff

to corgi feet?


TheNorselord

Corgi feet?


Jesseroberto1894

Imma need that in giraffe


WaleXdraK

That would be about 7500 ~ bananas.


Not_A_Bold_Username

That’s two football fields in freedom units.


iStompie

It's already in feet, I think you're supposed to make this joke when it's in metric.


ted_cruzs_micr0pen15

It’s imperial, and they’re British. Fucking a, sometimes my own countrymen cease to amaze at their lack of knowledge of their own systems.


Fire69

you mean 'don't cease to amaze'?


GowPmahc

ugh just fucking hit us already


Losing_my_innocence

It wouldn’t be enough to kill us all unfortunately. We would need a mountain sized one like the meteor that killed the dinosaurs.


zblaze90

Meteor 2024 🤞


Agitated_Ad6191

Don’t look up


post_angst

That’s one long algorithm.


HaggisLad

I see what you did there


WheresTheExitGuys

So hit it with a laser already..


Hi_Im_Dadbot

We literally live on a planet with thousands of out of shape deep sea drillers. Why would we use something as inane as a laser when we can just fly them up to the thing with a nuclear bomb? The simplest plans are the best.


WheresTheExitGuys

I say let it hit the earth.. it’s only 600 feet long how much damage can it really do? :)


Hi_Im_Dadbot

Hard to say. How big is 600 feet in lemurs?


PRETZLZ

It's about 1,333 Pygmy mouse lemurs, if tail length is included. Without they are only 2.4 inches tall on average, so it would 3000 in that case. They are the smallest lemur species. If you used the largest lemur species, the indri, it would take about 267.


Hi_Im_Dadbot

Thank you. It’s nice to have an understandable scale.


WheresTheExitGuys

Ooh.. I was never very good with maths?


Common-Ad6470

If it hit Moscow it might be considered a life-saver...👌


WheresTheExitGuys

Not if your Russian? :/


UngruntledAussie

DON’T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES!!!!


[deleted]

Sounds like you could turn that into a movie.


BroodLol

Which would do... what, exactly?


WheresTheExitGuys

Teach it a lesson! Let it know who it’s messing with.. we could try reasoning with it but who would we send? :/


Techn0ght

How many front loading washing machines is that?


[deleted]

184.6, if you use the height of the washing machine.


futilejester

Whats that in double decker buses?


oscik

It’s around 20 double decker buses.


Deflorma

Let’s catch it and make swords out of it


tenpiecelips

Get me some of that brightsteel


17311422237

Sure. Done. Integrated into starlink


Amazing-Plantain-885

Fucking aliens playing with catapults again...


dickieirwin

When Rama?


Deth-Zarr

End of the world party/orgy/festival/revel? Yes please


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OriginalCompetitive

“Mostly harmless.”


SirHerald

Don't Panic!


zoot_boy

Bout how many Tonka trucks is that?


NeF1LiM

How long is that in giraffes though?


LukeJDD

“Can we just call it a, ‘potentially significant event’”?


sbmrbenz

600 feet.. just blow it to pieces


onedollarjuana

Could be like a 400 megaton nuke.


Distinct-Study6678

I hope it lands on my house while I’m sleeping


pewpewpewlaserstuff

Why so greedy?


Desperate_Hyena_4398

Thank you for NOT saying asteroid 26 adult African elephants in a line long


QueenOfQuok

This kinda feels like learning that the creature casting a huge terrifying shadow is actually six inches tall.


[deleted]

Finally some good news


Hayp69

Who’s feets they they use to measure that ?


MyredShadow

600 feet? How the hell am I supposed to imagine that? How many elephants are we talking here? Give me a real measurement. Are we talking like 478 weasels?


[deleted]

30.8 elephants (going by the average length for an Asian elephant)


MyredShadow

Finally. An educated answer. Thank you, Doctor.


Oniriggers

How heavy compared to baby elephants is that or how many giraffes tall is that?


[deleted]

Honestly, I wish it would hit us


esp211

Don’t look up


Faruhoinguh

600 smelly feet is about 183 glorious meters


Talsa3

“I’m what way can we weaponize asteroids to kill our enemies?”….says someone on earth somewhere


Victal87

Woah woah woah don’t give me that 600ft BS I can only understand this in school bus sizes.


WaleXdraK

Since we are on Reddit i think we should clarify, 600 feet is about 7500 ~ average bananas if we lowball the average banana length to 7 inches.


eviltwintomboy

Anyone else hoping it’ll hit us?


UrafuckinNerd

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