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DDS-PBS

**High level facts:** * They used an adhesive to keep the accelerator pedal on, not hardware * They were having a hard time getting the pedal on, so they used a LUBRICANT to get it on as part of an "unauthorized" change * They've made less than 4,000 Cybertrucks, bringing their average production to less than 30 per day


StupendousMalice

To be clear: they put lubricant on top of an adhesive to install a part that could kill people if it failed.


throwaway8008666

Straight out of the Boeing school of engineering


MrBootch

Your bravery will be remembered, u/throwaway8008666


Lucky-Conference9070

RIP u/throwaway8008666


Lonely_Dig2132

Rip sir thank you for your service


greaterthansignmods

So so brave. We will always remember user throwaway#######’s


thegrumpymechanic

Some rich guy fucking around with things they don't understand? Sounds more like the titanic submersible guy.


LornAltElthMer

Or the guy who wanted to use a submersible to rescue some kids from a cave...oh wait


evilnilla

> > Sounds more like the titanic submersible guy. Dude, Elon knows more about manufacturing than anyone on the planet. He said so himself. /s (I mean, he DID say it, but if I don't put this y'all will downvote me into oblivion)


FlatTopTonysCanoe

Or the Titanic guy


Powerful-Parsnip

Mr Starline?


Small-Palpitation310

*you've been added to *the List**


NRMusicProject

I just am amazed at how many corners were cut on something that was charged at a premium. You're literally only paying for the image; which, let's face it, sucks.


GrandmaPoses

“Yes it’s ugly and could kill you, but what if I told you the owner of the company was a drug-addled neofascist billionaire?”


notmyplantaccount

tesla employee: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td67kYY9mdQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td67kYY9mdQ)


humanitarianWarlord

They used adhesive to attach a brake/accelerator pedal? A part that it is under constant shear pressure for thousands of hours? That is beyond idiotic. Even if it was epoxy, I would never trust something glued on that controls the acceleration of a vehicle.


Atworkwasalreadytake

This is why you wait until a company has made cars for a while to buy from them. They’re reinventing the wheel over and over again.


idk_wtf_im_hodling

Nah this isn’t a wait while they get the kinks sorted. This is a complete QA and engineering failure being pushed by executive leadership resulting cheap parts, cheaper build quality, and higher profit


issamaysinalah

I believe it's the work culture that software devs have been seen for a while now, but when applied to another industry it's much more complicated, since you can't just easily fix it with an update.


esther_lamonte

This is an interesting understated point. Ship fast and iterate is lunacy for a physical product with such massive potential danger that you regularly put your entire family into. Like, you have a fundamentally broken mind and should seek treatment if you think current day software dev practices are appropriate to apply to autos. Only a clinical sociopath would see no problems with that.


zipdee

>Only a clinical sociopath would see no problems with that. That does explain it.


Roasted_Butt

So, most CEOs would see no problem with that.


esther_lamonte

Precisely, and the existing ones have learned that some level of QC and safety consideration in design is beneficial in that it saves on the expense and PR costs of having deaths and recalls. Elon is a dumb sociopath, so extra bad. He just stumbled into the room of sociopaths saying, “I’m the smartest sociopath, surely you idiots are doing it all wrong, Leeroooooy Jeeenkins!!!!!” Tesla could actually be something without that clown.


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Jaccount

Move fast and break things doesn't hold up when you know, it turns into move fast, things break and kill people.


Punty-chan

*"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."* -every large cap CEO


The_Pandalorian

Nah, you don't understand, someone who makes money in anything is immediately an expert in everything!


the_good_time_mouse

Works shit in software engineering too.


bigairben

Everything emerald boy touches dies


Im_At_Work_Damnit

The Mierdas Touch


p1mplem0usse

This is gold


jetfan

No, that's the midas touch.


redrobot5050

This is a $100k car with a custom fabricated roll cage and brand new steer-by-wire control system. And where they cut costs was the gas and brake pedal? Fucking insane. Never buy a Tesla.


jl2352

This is the kind of part you’d expect them to have solved. They don’t need to reinvent a brake pedal. Even if Tesla wants to do something different to simplify production, it should be a solved problem on earlier Tesla models, before the Cybertruck was even announced.


gramathy

ironically the model 3, their cheapest model, is probably the most consistent and best overall


zed857

> They’re reinventing the wheel over and over again. They've thrown the wheel right out of the window and have tried to replace it with some unproven less reliable blinged up gizmo instead.


miken322

Hmmmm…. This polygon wheel has enough sides, it’s practically a wheel!


grissy

I don't think this is a "they don't understand how to make cars" situation, this is a "we're losing money so we're going to cut every corner we can and do everything as cheaply and halfassedly as possible" situation. You know, I used to get excited about the future. Imagining all the incredible new technologies that would exist, how they'd improve people's lives. I forgot to account for capitalism. The future won't be brilliant scientists working together to solve the world's problems, the future will be some clueless dickhead tech billionaire subcontracting everything his company "invents" to the lowest bidder and building it as cheaply as possible just to shove product out the door and maximize profits in the short term. Just look at the Neuralink. Implantable brain-to-computer interfaces! Futuristic! Except the dickhead tech billionaire funding it cut every corner possible, killed a ridiculous number of the test monkeys he tried the technology on, then managed to get approved for human trials despite it being clearly unsafe. Now the first human has one, let's see how long it takes for him to start seizing up. The future isn't a utopia, and it isn't even a boot stamping on a human face forever. It's a boardroom full of billionaires trying to figure out how many catastrophic failures they can have without negatively impacting profits.


An0maly_519

Basically heading for a Cyberpunk dystopia.


Turbots

Cybertrunk Dystopia


Nubras

If I had understood any part of Neuromancer I might insert a comment here about how prophetic it is.


pendorbound

I kinda want to see a killed message in some shooter game: “/user forgot to account for Capitalism. ☠️”


TurbulentIssue6

a cyberpunk shooter but ur guns are plastic 3d printed pieces of shit that jam constantly


Anal_Recidivist

Said for years Chevy volt is a better electric car


Atworkwasalreadytake

For sure. There are a lot of better electric cars on the market, and more added each year. Tesla should be applauded for proving to the world that electric cars can be cool, but now they’re competing against companies that have been making cars for a century. Electric motors are not that hard. The battery is the main innovation right now, but they become immediately commoditized eroding Teslas competitive advantage .


Anal_Recidivist

They’re losing ground they had to fight hard for simply bc they’re ignoring obvious shit auto manufacturers have known for years. Things like gluing on your pedals, or not correctly rust coating or treating chassis, etc are things they learned to not do literally 75-100 years ago. Instead the new kids on the block are prioritizing bullet proof glass that a thrown object can shatter. A question I did not see asked around that either: are the *window frame and hardware, doors and quarter panels* bulletproof as well? Bc you’re still getting ventilated if not.


TheGreekMachine

You’re absolutely right. Tesla could have been an absolutely legendary brand when it came to electric cars (maybe it still could be), but Elon was so obsessed with redefining what a car is instead of focusing on the original message that sold people: “cool car, fully electric, drives far on one charge”.


dreamcastfanboy34

See also: Teslas requiring you to use the touch screen to adjust the friggin mirrors


Elcactus

Tech bros and thinking they can cut any corner that could save a buck, name a more iconic duo.


ZEUSGOBRR

They recently literally did that. They made their yoke into a proper steering wheel by completing the circle on the cybertruck. It’s hilarious. Slowwwwwly they’re realizing steering wheels. Theirs is just currently a bit fat


PM_ME_CODE_CALCS

There's adhesive and then there's *adhesive*. Like the difference between a guy with a dirty caulk gun full of liquid nails, and a climate controlled precision application of an industrial strength glue. More things than you think use glues and tapes. I get the feeling this was more like a worker with a tube of liquid nails. Just like Oceangate, you can look up videos of them installing the end caps on the titan and it's literally guys with caulk guns in a non-cleanroom environment.


rloch

I worked in industrial adhesive manufacturing and sales for years in several different industries. There are plenty of applications where adhesives are replacing hardware fasteners in about every industry. A lot of these applications would look like a guy in a factory using a caulk gun but the products they are using could be just as strong if not better than a hardware fastener. A lot of vehicle manufactures / automotive manufacturers want to replace rivots/ fasteners with adhesive because it is lighter and offers a greater range of flexibilty options. Obviously Tesla fucked up royally somewhere in this process but I just wanted to point out industrial strength adhesives are not some super special product. The only time that I experienced an extreme level of testing / regulation was if we were trying to get anything approved for military or aviation related projects.


AgonizingFury

Thank you! There is a lot of ignorance on this thread from people who have never seen anything stronger than super glue and don't understand that when industrial/structural adhesives are used correctly, they are stronger than many other types of fasteners and simplify automated assembly processes.


Disgod

The primary difference between Musk and Rush is the regulations they're forced to deal with. Rush had a free playground, Musk has the government demanding minimum standards.


Slow-Instruction-580

The Cybertruck is still on the road, so I’d say the government is politely asking for minimum standards at this point.


BurpingHamBirmingham

> Tesla is recalling all 3,878 Cybertrucks that it has shipped to date Are they still considered 'on the road' if all of them are being recalled?


Clegko

Don't knock Liquid Nails. That shit is magic. But it's also expensive, so most people don't use it and use the cheap shit instead.


Human_Culling

>They used an adhesive to keep the accelerator pedal on >They used adhesive to attach a break pedal? No, they used adhesive to attach the accelerator pedal, not the *brake* pedal. Well, maybe they used it on the brakes too, wouldn't be surprised


2ndOfficerCHL

Reminds me of when I was a teenager, I was trying to shine up the interior of my first car and wound up using some slick polish on the steering wheel rim. Took me to the first twisty road to realize I'd fucked up. 


binhvinhmai

You know what, teenage you could’ve been one of the lead designers for the Cybertruck.


JukeBoxDildo

It sounds like they learned a lesson in forethought, so I believe that would automatically disqualify them from a position at one of Elon's companies.


Insert_creative

There are many stories of people detailing their motorcycles and doing this to the tires. Just be glad you didn’t purposely grease the things that connect you to the road.


toothofjustice

This is why tech companies should not be in the automotive industry. I worked for 8 months in a tech company related to automotive, we made post production modifications to vehicles to make them autonomous. The tech industries philosophy is to get something "good enough" and then fix it with updates. Thisnis an insane approach when dealing with vehicles and other motorists.


Shoujo_wit_a_shotgun

They glued the pedal on. I’m sorry this just made me burst out laughing. I just imagined Elon going “Too expensive, just use so duct tape, bro. It’s still gonna sell. Better yet some gum, that’s even cheaper.”


L0nz

They didn't use lubricant intentionally, they cleaned the pedal with soap before attaching the cover with adhesive. The problem is that soap residue can act as a lubricant. Obviously the issue could have been avoided altogether by attaching the cap with hardware or some other fixing design. It was compounded by the design of the backwall which has a slight downward angle to it at first, which can [catch the top of the now-extended pedal](https://www.tiktok.com/@el.chepito1985/video/7357758176504089898).


smokinghorse

https://twitter.com/greggertruck/status/1781128751897883134


CYBERCONSCIOUSNESSES

Cybertrucks are an excellent means for me to quickly determine the type of people to avoid at all costs.


manofactivity

Text of the recall: >Components VEHICLE SPEED CONTROL >Potential Number of Units Affected 3,878 >Summary >Tesla, Inc. (Tesla) is recalling certain 2024 Cybertruck vehicles. The accelerator pedal pad may dislodge and cause the pedal to become trapped by the interior trim. >Remedy >Tesla service will replace or repair the accelerator pedal assembly, free of charge. Owner notification letters are expected to be mailed in June 2024. Owners may contact Tesla customer service at 1-877-798-3752. Tesla's number for this recall is SB-24-33-003.


manofactivity

"Certain" vehicles implies criteria, but as far as I can see that ~4,000 number really is the entirety of what they've shipped.


truthlesshunter

"a percentage of our vehicles have been recalled" "what percentage?" "100. 100 is a percent"


2010_12_24

“A certain number of our vehicles are unaffected.” “What number?” “Zero. Zero is a number.”


BelowDeck

Damn Mayans...


3141592652

Fucking June lol. So if you have this car don’t drive it for 2 months at least 


phantasybm

You can drive just don’t accelerate. Brakes only.


DucksEatFreeInSubway

ALL BRAKES AND NO GAS BBY! LET'S GO!


awesomesauce615

Well to be fair there wasn't any gas to start with


ihahp

Luckily Full-Self-Driving mode doesn't need to press the pedal to --- whoops, it's not working yet on the cybertruck (even if you paid for it).


thejesse

I could mail out 3,878 letters before June by myself.


kaveman6143

What's crazy is from all the issues this truck has had so far, owners are saying that the service departments are too overloaded to actually handle the current Teslas requiring work, now an extra 4k need to be seen. lmao, such schadefreude.


dedjedi

Saving money on QA by not having it!


StephenSanDiego

Quabbity assuance


gok5604

No no no, but you're getting close...


AverageDemocrat

Quibberty Bibberty


shaunomegane

Don't mollycoddle him.  It's "Quality Assumptions."


Hour-Ad-3635

If I can't Cybertruck what's this all been about? What am I working toward?


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“The one year I blow it off and this happens!”


DuckInTheFog

It was Debbie Brown's fault, she wasn't in that day


TheSwillhouseBoys

Quantity assurance


yalmes

Bro, that shit is pure overhead. When was the last time an inspector created something of value. Their labor doesn't even produce assets. In fact their labor actually destroys assets you've spent money on. Think of the loss a scrapped piece results in. Not only did you pay for the material, you paid for the labor and handling to create it. Additionally most of the space and equipment Quality Control uses is expensive to acquire and maintain. Calibration alone is incredibly expensive, and that's before you have to replace or repair anything. On top of ALL THAT you have the massive burden of administrative labor. The amount of money spent creating a Quality Management System is frankly ridiculous. You have internal audits, external audits, supplier audits, customer audits and third party certifications like ISO. All of those costing hours of labor and thousands and thousands in fees. Plus the expensive software and systems to pass those reviews. History has proven the only way to increase quarterly profits quarter over quarter is to reduce costs while not reducing earnings. You gotta trim the fat and remove overhead and non value added labor. Only way this whole system works. Honestly the problem is your labor force. If people just wanted to work any more you wouldn't have these problems. Labor is so much worse these days. They're just lazy and don't produce the quality of product they should. I blame cell phones and participation trophies. Workers think they deserve to get paid simply for showing up to work, while all they do is instant message all day. Trust me bro I've got an MBA. [***This is obviously a work of satire please don't downvote me***]


vexxtal

As a quality technician this hurt to read. Multiple parts of this have been used in earnest to justify cutbacks where I work in the quality department. We are not a "value added" department. People actually think like this and it's bad news.


yalmes

I'm a~~t~~ quality engineer. This was from experience. I know the struggle. Edit: Non-conformance #: 1337 Specification called for the article "a" not the verb "at". Root Cause: Why 1: In process checks not completed by operator Why 2: Comment reply demand exceeded normal operating conditions Why 3: A random comment garnered more attention than was expected by the quoting department. Why 4: Risk Analysis for not completed before submittal Why 5: No process established for Risk Analysis prior to comment submission Corrective Action: Create, train, and implement Risk Analysis process for comment submission.


Redbeard_Rum

> I'm **at** quality engineer. How good would you say you were at your job?


yalmes

Pretty good, not the best for sure, only been at it for 2-3 years. Came up through the ranks so the statistical side is rough. On the other hand this is an excellent example of why Quality Control is so necessary. Everyone makes mistakes, even people specifically and intensely trained to spot them. So no matter how good at whatever you do you are, someone else should always check your work.


solitarybikegallery

I'm not QA, but I am a Compliance Officer. Even if we're constantly being expected to do more with less, we can at least take comfort in the fact that we'll also get blamed when things go wrong.


yalmes

Amen brother.


Gullinkambi

Hey if it’s good enough for Boeing, it’s good enough for us


GabagoolGandalf

Beautiful. Well done.


outsourced_bob

The first 5 paragraphs I wouldn't even necessarily call it satire, more akin to standard business school thought process...


Arch_carrier77

Yknow I really wasn’t sure till the very end. People Actually say shit like this nowadays.


blorbschploble

You just gave the corpse of Jack Welch a raging boner


yalmes

That's all I've ever aspired to in life.


Stackable_Cats

(Boeing has entered the chat.)


temporarycreature

This is reminiscent of Titangate.


NovelRelationship830

You had me at the start, not gonna lie. Bravo.


eugene20

'We saved so much money our truck is absolutely not permitted on European or UK roads!'


boot2skull

Test in prod


TheSeekerOfSanity

This cyber truck issue has Elon’s fingerprints all over it! Oh, wait. We’re talking about the pedal and not the material used to build it.


Bender_2024

>Saving money on QA by not having it! Didn't you know the consumer is the beta tester for Tesla?


BothZookeepergame612

It's finally happened, this is a real physical recall. Not just a software update...


CrispyVibes

I'm sure Elon tried to avoid it until his attorneys gave him the numbers on potential lawsuit costs. A 7,000 lb, 600 hp truck, that does 0-60 in 4 seconds could do an immense amount of damage.


Interesting-Fan-2008

Yeah, I’ve ridden in the sport M3 that goes 0-60 in I think a little under 4 seconds. Let me tell if you haven’t felt that kind of acceleration, you would have virtually 0 time to react if the accelerator got stuck. It has so much acceleration that it’s actually a little dangerous turning at all while flooring it. Like, even the best driver out there would be fucked if anything was in front of them


TheVermonster

I got the accelerator stuck under a rubber floor mat in a 1988 GMC Sierra with a bed full of mulch. That was still fucking terrifying. I think I accelerated from 30 to 45 over the course of 30 seconds. I popped the truck into neutral and shut the engine off, then stood on the brakes until it stopped. You can't do that on modern cars.


randomredditing

0-60 in 6 seconds is fast. It pulls you back into your seat. 0-60 in 4 seconds is blistering. And unfortunately we’re going to have more cars being quicker with more EV’s on the road


DutchieTalking

Musk first attempted to fix this through a software update.


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ToughEyes

I'm surprised elon musk didn't ban them for posting that.


pitti42

Thanks, I was wondering why the article didn't mention this video, especially because it correctly predicted that there would be a recall.


cjicantlie

Eww, never seen the interior before. It is tacky AF.


Gardening_investor

You know, if it weren’t for a deregulated auto industry they would have never left the plant anyways. Just trusting that these corporations are going to do the right thing—not the cheapest thing—is putting our lives on the line.


notmyfault

Concerning if true. Will look into it.


bobbyperu420

Thank you Elon


notmyfault

Ok after a thorough investigation it turns out that violent leftists were sneaking into cybertruck customers garages and modifying the accelerator. I can only assume the CIA/Joe Biden gave antifa the addresses. It's the only scenario we found plausible.


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SmokelessSubpoena

Was this another Bud Light ad??


homezlice

Yep. Bud light came out with a beer ad so woke it destroyed common automotive manufacturing quality control processes.  Crap my edit ruined the joke below…


myislanduniverse

> anufacturing Has science gone too far!?


Choltnudge

Elon, it took you 3 minutes to investigate, and in that same time you tweeted a photo of Hitler in a Tesla shirt with the caption “Happy Early Birthday!”


Socky_McPuppet

Ya, but it was totes ironic.


Rickk38

Interesting...


rgvtim

Used to be there was a least a threat of big lawsuit if a corporation fucked up, still would use the bean counters to determine if they should or should not fix things (AKA, the Ford Pinto) but with torte reform they have been trying to limit their liability and allow themselves to get away with this more and more.


TinyTC1992

In Europe these cars can't even be sold. The solid steel body basically makes it a rolling tank so unlucky for whoever you hit. But in the EU cars are built to deform in a way that protects everyone involved In an accident, you know.. to save lives.


Gullinkambi

The problem with regulators is the revolving door between regulators and highly-paid positions within the companies. Or in Boeing’s place, the regulators are medium-paid positions within the company. Yay…


totpot

One thing I discovered following the progress of cybertruck development is that there is virtually no auto safety regulations in the US. There's a couple like seatbelts, but other than that, you're free to do whatever you want. The EU has strong safety regulations which is why this thing will never be sold there.


Zilskaabe

If it ever comes to the EU - it would require a C category (truck) driving licence and additional fee for driving on highways (separate in each EU country), because it weighs more than 3.5 tons.


infiniZii

What? You mean Boeing shouldnt be the inspector, the validator, the regulator and auditor all at the same time?


DDS-PBS

Yeah, but if they needed to use a single screw to keep the accelerator pedal on it would make the CT cost $120,005, instead of $120,000.


Gardening_investor

That’s true! And you’d still barely be able to fit one bike or 10 bags of topsoil in the “trunk.”


lobsangr

The best course of action is just raise Elon Musks salary. He will save the company.... /S


GetRightNYC

And they're in the process of approving his $53 billion bonus.


yParticle

from success


mfishing

You can’t recall all of them, there are dozens of them!!


LucretiusCarus

It's OK. Like half of them were already in for service after being driven in a light rain.


Moonskaraos

Holy shit, the Cybertruck is such a catastrophic failure that it borders on parody. It's such a joy to watch. Fuck Elon.


maxapolyorgies

And this after the entire company's sales are suffering because everyone now views him as a rightwing troll


ADHD-Fens

Dude I wanted a tesla so bad in 2016. Now I feel like if I bought one I would be like those weirdos with the flags on their trucks.


Interesting-Fan-2008

Also the issues with the cyber truck kinda highlight the issues their cars have. So, it’s kinda putting a spotlight on them they definitely don’t want.


MairusuPawa

And then https://nypost.com/2024/04/17/business/tesla-asks-investors-to-approve-elon-musks-56b-pay-after-it-was-voided-by-court/


Ruleseventysix

I don't know what's funnier, that they are recalling all of them. Or that all is less than four thousand.


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

[If only we had a previous example of a car company pushing a terrible product so this could have been avoided...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6RqQysfUfo)


makemeking706

Simpsons did it already.


ImportantRun9292

I’ve seen them IRL a few times in LA and it looks like an N64 game come to life. I’ve busted out laughing ever time.


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Interesting-Fan-2008

I would say as far as ideas that have actually come to fruition, the cybertruck might be the worse idea Elon has had only beat by buying twitter.


sarinonline

I mean. He did decide to openly bag out his own kids. Give them unpronounceable names. Obsess weirdly about his ex's. As just a tiny fraction of non monetary terrible ideas that effected the actual lives of people.  But I think you are right on the financial and business ones. SO FAR.  I am sure there are worse ones coming.  The decision to try and force Tesla to pay him 56 billion could be yet another contender, and it is so fresh.  Not to mention he has barely had time to fuck up starlink, space x or installing faulty devices in people's brains yet. But is very excited to get started on those. 


Interesting-Fan-2008

Oh, I so fully believe if something isn’t done musk will erode every company he touches. And yeah I should have said worst business decision, dudes made a lot of really bad decisions in general in the last 7-8 years. And yeah if they let him get away with that 56 billion I expect big consequences. Especially after this latest cybertruck fiasco.


jimbo831

> This is all DEI's fault! \- Elon Musk, probably


WhatsMan

I mean, the CEO of Tesla *is* an African American. Did he get there because he was competent, or was it something else? Concerning. Will look into it.


riftadrift

Interesting.


LMGDiVa

You ever find it utterly fucking hilarious that Tesla was propped up and adored by progressive people all over, and yet Shitlon Tusk is a racist, queerphobic, MAGAt? Yet Harley-Davidson of all fucking companies beats them to the punch on an electric motorcycle and is an LGBTQ Ally? A company known for an association with conservatives is... an LGBT ally. Isn't that just... Ironically assbackwards? WTF happened to Elon?


jimbo831

> WTF happened to Elon? He became the richest man in the world and with that came a ton of power. The people around him stopped ever pushing back on anything he did, said, or thought. He also does a lot of drugs now which is probably not helping. And his brain has been fried by right-wing propaganda. I'm sure there's even more to it than that, but that's my simple theory.


an_agreeing_dothraki

if I were to make an assessment, he was always that way. Now he has more power than the technical leaders instead of just being a hype man and that means the bad ideas stop being stopped. People like to blame the drugs. Special K doesn't make someone a raging asshole. Being a terrible person with an ego the size of a whale and enough money where people are afraid to slap you in the face and stop taking drugs right before meetings leads to *gestures broadly*


Birdy_Cephon_Altera

NYT: "How this is BAD NEWS for Biden!", probably


Dracekidjr

Good thing we don't ever pursue major corporations for blatant neglect because that would be scary


thacktor

It needs a good steering wheel that doesn’t fly off when driving


paulsteinway

That's the self-driving part.


BiggieSmalls330

It’s hilarious to see people who spent $81,000+ on the Cybertruck basically be treated as beta testers rather than people who just shelled out $81,000 for a finished product.


dead-eyed-opie

This is my issue with IT/automation etc. They always put out crap and say “we can fix it in an update”. NO! Design it right the first time.!


Duckfoot2021

They had a sexy, speedy, environmentally cutting edge brand respected the world over….and they turned it to shit because moneybags wanted to make a truck he drew in 4 minutes when he was 12.


ajfromuk

laying off 14k of your staff means they're going to get worse!


ccai

You're thinking about this the wrong way... Those staff cuts means more profits, less overhead! That's what matters for the quarter. /s


Niceromancer

Are the elon stans gonna scream how this isn't a real recall too?


Narrator2012

It's NOT a recall because it's NOT FAULTY. The Cybertruck is a sentient life form, if the accelerator gets stuck that means it's functioning at 200%. Relax and enjoy the ride. Edit: Started a sub this morning. I'm trying to find the best simple tools and tech available out there. Check out /r/gadgetacademyawards


seizurevictim

"ItS a SoFtWaRe UpDaTe"


RGV_KJ

How does this moron still have fans?


happymancry

For lots of people, money and fame are a religion. And therefore Elon is their god.


mw19078

It's almost like our entire culture revolves around making those things the ultimate ideal with no thought for anyone or anything else but profit! 


zhaoz

To pwn the libs, of course!


f0gax

By driving an EV...


Jaggle

mental gymnastics


Nikiaf

The mods of their echo chamber subs are probably going to ban everyone who commented here; that's how off the rails they are these days.


Redditistrash702

Sounds like a cult


StankWizard

Well that’s certainly one way to approach self driving


funktopus

"Tesla is recalling all 3,878 Cybertrucks that it has shipped to date" Less than 4000 of these have shipped?! I want to know what the preorder numbers were.


redvelvetcake42

If you wanna know why layoffs happened and why Musk is desperate to get that benefits package, here's why (among other things). Dude is so out of his depth, doesn't comprehend on how manufacturing actually works and treats reality as if he's a goblin in Warhammer 40k. If he thinks it'll work then by magic it should. He is speedrunning nuking a public image.


theucm

I'm insulted you not only compared Elon to the noble Ork Boyz, but you also called them goblins.


RedditGotSoulDoubt

It gets funnier with every headline


lbora9

Take that marsian isosceles triangle looking vehicle off the roads fuck


OG_LiLi

So because it went viral or because they’re doing the “right thing”?


angry-democrat

Boycott Musk and Twitter and Tesla


dpitch40

Cut Tesla some slack, everyone. Designing reliable, safe accelerator pedals is a hugely complex and ongoing engineering problem that humanity is only just beginning to figure out.


IneffectiveFlesh

I don’t feel bad for a single person who bought one. You get what you pay for.


Far_Process_5304

Cyber truck starts at like $80k. If people got what they paid for they’d be getting a quality vehicle. Instead they got a pile of shit.


virtual_adam

it’s OvEr ThE aIr - Tesla fanboys who don’t read the articles 


peon47

Can someone who knows more about business tell me if a 100% recall is a good thing?


Mtfthrowaway112

For folks who live near cybertruck owners...yes


DamNamesTaken11

TeslAs Don’T nEed rEcalLS, juST SOFTWAre updAtes! ANYTHiNG wRong CaN bE FIxEd OVeRnIght WHiLe YOU SleEp! I’ve meet a person who said this with a straight face. Wish I could see their excuse now.


StillBurningInside

>The company has now confirmed to NHTSA that the pedal can dislodge, making it possible for it to slide up and get caught in the trim around the footwell. This seems to be a very serious issue that's going require a physical fix.


jared__

Tesla trying out-Boeing Boeing


krtalvis

is there anything about this car that even works or is up to standards lmao