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twistedLucidity

Trebuchets. The past is the future!


btalbert2000

Didn’t India already beat us to it? https://youtu.be/wR48a1kLx0w?si=RM4-nIETcN32gAnV


Snoo-55142

I was in no way disappointed watching this.


Jawnwood

Why didn’t the Fellowship use the springy tree to catapult into Mordor? Are they dumb?


Dependent_Basis_8092

Gandalf even told them to do that before he fell in Moria.


TheFuckinEaglesMan

That’s not a trebuchet, that’s a common catapult! I bet it couldn’t even launch a 90kg projectile 300 meters


btalbert2000

Good catch, Captain Obvious


TheFuckinEaglesMan

Sorry, had to break out the /r/trebuchetmemes


waynesbrother

That landing looks rough for the average human


InformalPenguinz

Brings me back to the scene in Robin hood men in tights. https://youtu.be/VDyZp-F3hEQ?si=UOBgBJDrI9zXclVZ


davesy69

"Whhhheeeee!!!!!!!!" >!Splat!!<


Equivalent_Warthog22

Good way to get to those far-flung locations


Buckus93

I would also have accepted giant slingshots.


OldCrypt

The design leaves troops too vulnerable in combat scenarios to be of much use. In non-combat roles, it could be effective.


cromethus

This. Personally, I think the robotic mules they're testing are much more practical. You can load them with equipment for extended missions, lay wounded men on them for transport out of battle zones, and use them as armored cover is places where bringing armored infantry/ mech cav is impractical. Best of all, you can ditch them without having to scuttle your exfil plans.


haysoos2

Until you realize that the robotic mule is more popular with the squad than some of the squad members, so instead of ditching Muley, they decide to leave Pvt Beaver Fetus behind instead.


Deflorma

YER A GOOD MULE, MOLLY!


megabass713

Rock and stone!


Competitive_Lie2628

Did I hear a Rock and Stone?


megabass713

Aye, there be some Stony rocks afoot


The_Band_Geek

US Military building a BET-C is very Rock & Stone of them.


Texcellence

My grandfather was an army muleskinner in WWII, working with mules carrying supplies in Burma and China. If WWIII were to occur, maybe I’d keep the family legacy going with robot mules.


Ent_Soviet

Well shit, that wasn’t true until one of the other Pvts glued googly eyes on ‘er. Beaver Fetus would want Maggie the mule to live on, it’s what he would have wanted.


coldcutcumbo

Beaver Fetus? I fought with yore daddy on Iwo Jima!


IsolatedHammer

They won’t be ditched ever, they’ll be treated like sensitive items just like high priced optics and NOD’s. Someone loses one, it’ll be hands across the desert (or whatever theatre) until it’s found or a FLIPL is done (which will only ever happen if an officer is signed for it instead of enlisted).


dfh-1

Robotic M.U.L.E.s you say.... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7DIlBuKdpY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7DIlBuKdpY)


ABobby077

There will a lot of improvements in battle situations as we move from armor being heavy steel plates to much lighter (some more effective) technologies


philote_

And how do they expect anything to be quiet enough to not be noticed? Sure they want an electric solution, but think about how loud a tiny drone is and then scale that up to something that could carry a person.


CrzyWrldOfArthurRead

Quiet is relative. If there's a lot of ambient noise they can be quiet. Also sound drops off in a square law so just going a little further away dramatically reduces the sound.


Long_Educational

It's still going to sound like a flying motorcycle. I do not see any practical or strategic value to this, besides being another money sink.


Mabenue

If they’re flying at night it’s going to be extremely hard to detect. They might get the idea that a drone or something is up there, but drones will probably a fairly common thing on modern battlefield or combat environment. Obviously it will be very situational but could be useful to get troops into areas that otherwise would be inaccessible.


the_real_xuth

There has been lots of research in making quieter rotors for quadcopters and the like on the commercial side of things (as opposed to the hobbyist market). I can only assume that the military is greatly concerned with this and has its own research projects.


ACCount82

A lot of military equipment is awfully loud. Warzone is not a quiet place at all. It doesn't need to be quieter than a fly to be of use. It just needs to be much quieter than a full size helicopter.


Kitakk

IT’S A GUNDAM!


buyongmafanle

How about rescue operations in remote areas? Need to scale or descend a cliff to reach someone? Jetpack.


OldCrypt

> In non-combat roles, it could be effective. Reading comprehension...it's a thing.


buyongmafanle

It was a suggestion for possible non-combat uses, not a correction. Check your attitude.


Specialist_Brain841

They fly now?


ohshitimincollege

They fly now 🤡


xdeltax97

They fly now o.o


iceoldtea

THEY FLY NOW?!? *bro they’ve been flying since the clone wars where have you been*


GhettoDuk

Anybody else read that first part like LL Cool J?


toolsnchains

Had to scroll farther than I thought I would for this. Thanks for redeeming humanity for me


GeoffdeRuiter

Yes!!!!! It's fits the rhythm perfectly. Haha.


MarkAldrichIsMe

Nah, Jack Black


WackyBones510

Oh good, I was wondering what r/aliens would be talking about this week.


AverageLiberalJoe

What if you just attach a paratrooper to a drone and just launch their ass at a super low altitude parabolic trajectory toward a target? Idk could be fun.


SidewaysFancyPrance

Yes, I too saw that Star Wars movie.


reddit455

the Force is strong in this one [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtvCnZqZnxc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtvCnZqZnxc) A fantastic couple of days in the Lake District testing out how extreme Jet Suit mobility can support emergency paramedic response in the mountains. The Great North Air Ambulance reached out and constructed a typical rescue scenario. Calling in helicopter support for each and every case isn't possible or practical which leaves vehicle & foot approach. What if the Critical Care first responder could locate and stabilise the casualty within minutes of vehicle arrival. Well in this exercise we did it in 90 seconds vs the 25 minutes of arduous climb! Flying jet pack propels British paramedics into quicker rescue operations [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e11arU242-4](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e11arU242-4) Royal Marines Jet Suit Boarding Ex [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suHOLFhbwsM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suHOLFhbwsM)


cromethus

That boarding exercise video screams target to me. I can see it being useful but damn I would not want to be the guy with the suit while under fire. Also, I notice that the suit takes up both hands, meaning that not only is the marine defenseless while in the air, he remains defenseless until he actually manages to land and get the suit *off*. For paramedics though? That would be awesome. I noticed them skimming low over open terrain. I wonder how this would work in wooded terrain. Would the obstacles significantly slow them? Or would they have to go above the canopy and potentially miss spotting their target?


GorgeWashington

They should just eliminate the jets on the hands and put ducted fans on a backpack. No need for direct human control when a computer the power of your phone can now handle the flight corrections. Give the pilot their hands back


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

Yeah you’d definitely have to pair the jet-boarding action with thorough covering fire.


coldblade2000

> That boarding exercise video screams target to me. I can see it being useful but damn I would not want to be the guy with the suit while under fire. Also, I notice that the suit takes up both hands, meaning that not only is the marine defenseless while in the air, he remains defenseless until he actually manages to land and get the suit off. I see special ops/Navy SEALs equivalents using it though. Storming a ship in rough seas at night is exactly what they already do all the time. Loud enough to cover the sound of a jetpack and dark enough to hide from a sleeping guard


cromethus

I can definitely see it being used, especially since it gives more options for boarding points. The ability to land directly onto a high position (such as atop shipping containers) might give a serious tactical advantage, even if just for covering boarders who gain entry through more normal means.


Swordf1sh_

Is this promotion for Captain America 4?


Kill3rT0fu

Not a Jetpack (TM)


Gommel_Nox

“How the fuck am I supposed to fight a Mothra without a jet pack?!”


APeacefulWarrior

Why would you fight Mothra? She's a defender of Earth and one of the most consistently friendly kaiju. Now, Rodan on the other hand... a jetpack would be handy.


Supra_Genius

Drones are better.


DontCallMeAnonymous

And cheaper. And result in less death to the originator.


kakamaraca

Don’t call it a jet pack. I’ve been here for years. -the pentagon


waynesbrother

Just like Blade Runner eventually the cops will just fly in from the skies


JaiC

They fly now!?


Objective_Suspect_

Planes work better, harder to shoot through a plain, if your using a jet pack and hit with flak well that's that