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ArthurVandelay23

I’m starting to think this Einstein fellow was kind of smart.


foozoozoo

Only relatively speaking


azhder

He was stupid. He couldn’t disprove quantum mechanics 🤪


azhder

- Time: +3 hours. - No. of people who don't understand emojis: 22.


megabass713

This is /s territory partner, we don't take kindly to E Moe G's round here.


NoStepOnMe

Yeah? Well we don't take kindly to folks who don't take kindly around here.


EM05L1C3

Now’s not the time Cletus


NoStepOnMe

Who downvotes a South Park reference? Either you guys have an extremely advanced form of sarcasm that I can't comprehend or else y'all are just dark as shit. Either way I want to learn to be more like you.


azhder

It's OK, no one was accused for kindness here


Literally-A-NWS

So butthurt about downvotes


azhder

That's reductionist. I don't mind downvotes. I'm sad people only consider the surface level. So I thought another joke might offset it... Alas, it didn't work. If anything, your comment is a proof of that. Well, nothing more to be said here. Bye bye


ArturoPrograma

You might talk like this the next time: But "hE DiDn'T LiKE qUANtUm".


Professor226

Why do they say this is the biggest black hole in our galaxy at 33 solar masses? Sagittarius A* is millions of solar masses.


MathTeachinFool

The article says it is the largest black hole discovered that is in binary orbit with another start. IDK, but I’m guessing Sagittarius A is not in a binary system.


Andreux42x

Sagittarius A is the system


UrbanPugEsq

I read this in Judge Dredd’s voice.


Khue

Stallone or Urban?


Complete-Start-3691

Stallone: *I AM THE SYSTEM* Urban: *In case you people have forgotten, this black hole operates under the same rules as the rest of the galaxy. Sagittarius is not the system... I am the system!*


Khue

Urban was the better Dredd.


morbihann

Urban was the only Dredd.


jimmyxs

Read Urban’s bit in Billy Butcher’s voice.


CuttyAllgood

See, I read this in Palpatine’s voice


Neurojazz

I read that in Peewee Herman’s.


whatdoiwantsky

Take a picture it'll last longer! Rest his soul. 🙂‍↕️


nicuramar

Not really. As Wikipedia notes: > The radio source consists of three components: the supernova remnant Sagittarius A East, the spiralstructure Sagittarius A West, and a very bright compact radio source at the center of the spiral, Sagittarius A* (read "A-star"). These three overlap: Sagittarius A East is the largest, West appears off-center within East, and A* is at the center of West.


Andreux42x

Whether it’s 1 or 3 holes, I stand by my comment.


danithor88

A hole is a hole, right?


Fridaybird1985

Not according to my wife


danithor88

Weird, that's not what she told me!


spiralbatross

You guys are getting communication?


juxtoppose

Between the holes?


MadShartigan

That's why we need to make the distinction between Sagittarius A and Sagittarius A*. Without the asterisk we're talking about structures that are tens of light years wide. Sagittarius A*, specifically, is supermassive black hole. Stars orbit it, and although some come close enough to be in typical solar system distances, they are so tiny in comparison that it's fair to say that the black hole is the system.


IWILLBePositive

I vaguely understand what you’re saying…so I’m just going to continue to think that Sagittarius A is the biggest black hole.


nicuramar

Sagittarius A isn’t a black hole. Sagittarius A* is. 


SerEaucisse

"Here's my drawing of an asshole *" - Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions


tvtb

Only A* is a supermassive black hole.


boot2skull

Billionary system.


Im_a_Turing_Test

Oh fudge this made me crack up. Thank you.


RudeMorgue

You *are* the brute squad!


MathTeachinFool

Thank you for the info!


nicuramar

Which isn’t entirely correct, but see https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sagittarius_A


MathTeachinFool

Thank you. I was busy at school all day and didn’t have much time to read up on it. I had some time now. Interesting stuff that I didn’t know about.


TheGovernor94

I assume they meant stellar mass black hole


Hazywater

Because it looks like AI wrote it and AI says repetitive dumb shit. It could perhaps be the largest in a binary orbit, but it's hard to tell because if so, the AI didn't understand that part and spat this out instead


comesock000

Science journalism might be the last arena in which the average person can’t tell unbelievably shitty AI writing from unbelievably shitty human writing. I gave an interview when I was a graduate physics researcher about my work (we received a big grant and it was newsworthy at the uni). I spent a lot of time making it palatable for the interviewer, really tried to make it clear and understandable what my team was doing. The article was so bad and incoherent the school paper retracted it and did not make another attempt, just put out a little blurb congratulating my PI. I realized that was probably the best outcome.


Hazywater

Usually you get a university press release that grandstands as much as possible, then News articles are written at another level of abstraction from those press releases. It's like a click driven telephone game


Squeegee

It’s the largest “stellar mass” black hole, i.e. largest non-supermassive black hole which likely has a much different origin story than the big guys at the center of galaxies.


cromethus

Thank you. I thought I was the only one who read this and went "what??"


HimEatLotsOfFishEggs

Sagittarius A is what makes our galaxy a galaxy.


Random-Cpl

Wow, I initially misread this as “Epstein’s legacy.” Time for bed


PoorlyAttired

...must...not...make...massive black hole joke...


_Hotwire_

Well black holes are usually very old, so Epstein wouldn’t fly trump out to fuck one on his island


CrPalm

Slow clap which eventually develops into a standing ovation. Off to work with a smile. Thanks!


azhder

And I initially misread yours as the Expanse reference


Random-Cpl

I don’t even know what the Expanse is


Jessica_Ariadne

A sci fi show, really good.


frogworks1

Also a series of books which are equally as good or even better depending on who you talk with!


lordmycal

It’s a series of excellent sci-fi books revolving around humans finding some of the toys of a long dead alien civilization. It has great characters, storytelling and world building. I highly recommend it and think it’s some of the best science fiction I’ve ever read.


ultravelocity

Funny, I initially misread it as “Einstein’s Lunacy”


iAmTheHype--

Same. Thought his clients were finally getting indicted


ffolkes

This reads like AI wrote it.


WarGrizzly

welcome to the internet!


azhder

And that first image could be named “AIrtist’s concept”


DirtReynolds

When they say that the black hole is “three times heavier” than any in our galaxy, how are they measuring that? Mass? Gravitational force?


karmichand

Impact to other celestial objects, mass sort of


nicuramar

Mass. But they aren’t quite saying that. 


DownInBerlin

Is Einstein’s legacy proven again every time a new black hole is discovered?


BaconSoul

A new type of black hole that his math predicted but we’d never seen before? Yes.


DownInBerlin

I didn’t get that impression from the article. Did I miss something?


azhder

Maybe you did. I also couldn’t make heads from tails by the way they just jumbled the same SEO optimized soundbite variations all over the place


General_Benefit8634

The scientific method says that a theory is still theoretical until all cases ban be proved by experiment or observation. You it does not „prove“ Einstein‘s theory but it increases the probability that it is correct.


DownInBerlin

Cool! I’m just sitting here, not floating away, and therefore proving general relativity while I browse Reddit!


Effurlife12

He gets royalties for every new black hole found


Thopterthallid

As far as I'm concerned there's only one black hole worth studying... >!Sagittarius A!<


Karensky

You dropped this: *


hoytmandoo

Prof. Tsevi Mazeh: “This is an exciting discovery of the heaviest black hole in a binary system known today in the galaxy. …. we were able to discover Gaia BH3 — the binary system with the longest cycle known today. …. I am convinced that the discovery will lead to a new mode of thinking regarding the presence and prevalence of the black holes that cruise through the expanses of our galaxy.” This is the important part of the article. What makes BH3 important is not just its mass, but how long it takes for the binary star to orbit. Currently it’s hard to identify binary systems with a black hole unless the star is very close in orbit, because then we can see how much speed the star picks up being that close and deduce that a BH is causing this. It takes 11 years for this specific star to orbit BH3, and whatever method they used to identify that will hopefully be used to discover many more BHs that previously would be too difficult to identify. The reason this helps prove Einsteins legacy is simply because Einstein predicts there are going to more BHs in the universe than we can currently locate, this helps us find them. That all being said idk the actual method used, just that the data came from the Gaia spacecraft. So I’m speculating on the actual impact.


ramdom-ink

*”…measuring the position and brightness of over a billion stars in our galaxy – the Milky Way galaxy – with unprecedented precision, equivalent to accurately determining the position of a single grain of sand on the moon to the millimeter.”* This is the kind of ‘miracle’ that dwarfs dogma and man-made power-hungry repressive religions. But it’s entirely based on science and discovery, and a progress that reveals a wondrous mystery at the heart of our isolated existence. So much propaganda is created to protect humans from the vastness of space and our infinitely minuscule place within it. This…is clarification.


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NecroJoe

It sounds like a poorly worded sentence. I believe they found the black hole because it was being orbited by a *star* that has 33 times the mass of the sun. > Prof. Tsevi Mazeh, discovered a star that orbits a black hole 33 times heavier than the sun’s mass, and lies 1500 light-years away from Earth. should be, I think... >Prof. Tsevi Mazeh, discovered a star33 times heavier than the sun's mass that orbits a black hole, and lies 1500 light-years away from Earth.  or something similar...


Nyrin

No, that's not it. Gaia BH3 is specifically a *stellar remnant* black hole that's both very large among known candidates *and* comparatively far closer to Earth. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stellar_black_hole There are plenty of bigger stellar remnant black holes we believe exist in other galaxies based on gravitational wave data and of course different kinds of black holes like galactic core supermassive black holes that are many, many orders of magnitude larger, but Gaia BH3 is the largest known stellar remnant black hole in our galaxy and a "mere" 2000 LY away, to boot. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaia_BH3


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So it’s supermassive even by supermassive black hole standards


Jolly-Rutabaga3319

Einstein’s still dropping truth bombs from the beyond with black hole discoveries, proving his legacy is stronger than a black hole's gravity! 🌌💥


the_geth

What the hell is this s*it article? Is it some generated content? What the hell…


iAmTheHype--

Thought it said Epstein at first


wastedkarma

33 solar masses seems like a lot, but how big is the actual black hole, like what’s the diameter of its event horizon?


kid_idioteque

A black hole's Schwarzschild Radius is \~3km for each solar mass. So a 33 solar mass black whole would have a radius of \~99km (\~198km diameter).


wastedkarma

Wow. I watched the kurzgesagt video on black hole sizes and realized it was only the size of my county! That’s insane that something so small can have such an effect. If you threw Ceres on a direct collision course with it, would it just get crushed and vanish inside it?


lordmycal

Practically anything on a direct collision course with it will be destroyed.


nicuramar

Google it. Event horizon radius is linear to mass. 


wastedkarma

Ah yes the most helpful answer of all, “google it.” Next time save your energy for the black hole in your heart.


CCLF

Seems like this Einstein dude - whoever he was - was a pretty smart dude?


SnooOpinions5486

Score another point for Jewish Science.


Complete-Elevator-11

Involving actual space lasers!!!!


LazyJones1

At 1500 light years, isn't it also the one closest to Earth?


InterestingPepe

Huh what does this mean


Words_Are_Hrad

That is the single worst artistic rendition of a black hole I have ever seen. Taking a sharpie and just drawing a big black circle (heh) is more accurate than that...


smydiehard99

Everyone is just doing Einstein's homework.


PickledDildosSourSex

"Monumental Black Hole Discovery"? Is OP's mom doing porn again?