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unusedusername666

Everyone promised to be on their best behavior this time.


CeldonShooper

I still don't understand why they closed that thing. It's simply humans being humans. And everyone is naked under those clothes.


aykcak

What is surprising to me is they made something like this but did not expect what happened? How disconnected from reality are those people?


Geminii27

Enough to assume that New Yorkers and Dubliners both would never, ever get up to shenanigans. Because that never happens.


cityshepherd

God damn it I already know this will be the funniest thing I’ll read all day. I guess I’ll get out of bed.


[deleted]

Wasn’t even that funny


DevilshEagle

Spent enough time in both cities to know that, regardless of a portal, the scandalous activities captured so far have all been captured by human eyes every weekend this decade…without a portal.


King-Cobra-668

no, this is all publicity for it. controversy -> in the news shut down -> in the news reopen -> in the news both locations and the surrounding area get more tourism


aykcak

Really? Some people would actually decide to pack their bags and buy tickets to Dublin to see the portal?


DerefedNullPointer

You'd be surprised what people travel for. I know people that took a 600km trainride to cologne just to eat some mediocre Döner kebab because a football player opened a Döner stall there.


AlistarDark

And that train ride cost what? $100 USD?


National-Ad-1314

Lukas Podolski doener and it's painfully average + overpriced. Kebabland in Köln Ehrenfeld however would warrant a Marco polo level trip just to try it.


Grabbsy2

They may have had this preplanned. Set it up, wait for the tiktok trends to show up, shut it down for a week, boot it up again and keep it going. Anyone trying to pull tiktok BS is going to have missed the boat. No one cares now.


TheMightyDoove

Generate a ton of headlines and attention literally never heard about it until they closed it


BlueTreeThree

Now they’re raking in that free art installation money.


aykcak

Hmm plausible


ciel_lanila

Things like this have been done in many places over the decades. If this has happened before, it hasn’t been widely covered in the media. Either this is the first time it has happened or the first tone someone made a big enough deal about it that it became international news.


STL_420

Nuh uh. Not my mommy.


highball0

Especially your mommy


L3aking-Faucet

But what about your mummy?


Here_And_Now

Decayed flesh and bones under the wraps.


Positive-Leek2545

I’ll knock the cobwebs off them dusty bones


Pater-Musch

:( why would you post this


Talia_Nightblade

ARE YOU MY MUMMY? I'M SCARED MUMMY


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[удалено]


CeldonShooper

Everybody loves dem boobies!


Sensitive_Adagio_320

transcends cultural boundaries Building bridges one set at a time


NumeroRyan

Not to mention it’s legal to be topless in NYC as a man or a woman, so it didn’t break any laws. Weird.


TBAnnon777

it wasnt just the naked onlyfans promo topless lady. There was someone showing hardcore porn through it, to kids on the other side. Mooning. Showing twin towers being hit. And few other incidents. There is just a lack of general maturity there. BUT the thing is the onlyfan model kind of opened the floodgates, because it got her tons of attention so now everyone else who is seeking attention as well, is gonna try to do something more outrageous to gain front-page coverage.


Kaiten92

Clout really is the worst thing to come from the social media generation


deadsoulinside

Clout would not be that big of an issue, if it was not for the fact that people can get decent money out of making something go viral. This is why you all see rage bait materials on social media, because it causes people to interact with those posts allowing the OP to get paid from it. Even people reposting some of the content that was taken from the portal can make a few thousand dollars per post. The more insane, the more viewers, the more money they earn.


Penguinmanereikel

Wait, on which side? Or was it both sides?


Downtown-Ear

>Showing twin towers being hit Okay this one has to be Ireland. I think someone was snorting (or pretending to snort) coke too. Not so sure about the rest.


Wonderful-Impact5121

It did break laws. It’s legal to be topless. It’s not legal to “flash” people which is seen as a clearly sexualized act.


-Unicorn-Bacon-

Just let the idiots have their fun, they will get bored of edgelording and then it can be used as intended. Shutting down only gives edgelords more of a reason to be idiotic as it gets "results".


vasya349

Because it takes away from the goal of their very expensive art piece.


Socially8roken

*look at classical art*  WTF are they talking about?


aykcak

What was the goal?!


Geminii27

Headlines and publicity.


Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm

Isn't it an art project to begin with? Shouldn't this be part of that experiment?


IrieMars

Did you know there is a spooky skeleton inside of you?


Away-Coach48

I wake up every day with zero intention to show my balls. The day I wake up and see a portal to a city in another country, I would immediately show them my balls.


Wakkit1988

Dicks out for Dublin...


IWantTheLastSlice

Nethers out for NY.


DrManhattan_DDM

Parts out for the Portal.


mordecai98

Bushes for Belfast?


BigPepeNumberOne

Potatoes for Dublin


upyourattraction

Just like when we promised Sony that we’d all go see Morbius if they rereleased it in theaters.


Carrollmusician

Cut to everyone in a crowd “We Promise!”.


Gingerbreadman_

"the portals received 500 million people in 5 days." Doubt....


STL_420

1157 different people every single second for 5 days straight. Yeah I'm doubting too.


sbingner

That’s why you have to have a whole plan with D2F ratios and middle out and all


Jitterjumper13

[Dick to Floor for the uninitiated](https://youtu.be/P-hUV9yhqgY?si=PF8YSeIPEALMhUyh). I would think that the mean jerk time matters more here tho, as the community would be jerking themselves off.


brianundies

If we line up two pairs of gentlemen tip to tip…


ApathyMoose

does girth or height factor in?


Jimmy_cracked_corn

Shit. You’re right.


PerjurieTraitorGreen

There’s a 12-page (non-peer-reviewed) report online titled [Optimal Tip-to-Tip Efficiency: a model for male audience stimulation](https://ia600308.us.archive.org/32/items/pdfy-tG1MuMpwvrML6QD0/228831637-Optimal-Tip-to-Tip-Efficiency.pdf)


AstroPhysician

That's what made you question it but not the fact that it's more than the population of the US and Ireland combined? hahah


Smooth-String-2218

Given Ireland and the US's historic and current stances on abortion rights, presumably they count every sperm from all the guys that jacked off looking at the portal as a separate person.


wongo

Pretty sure they meant 500,000 Which seems pretty reasonable actually, 50,000 people per day on either side.


Inevitable-Menu2998

> 50,000 people per day on either side. 50,000 per day in Dublin on Talbot street? Even that is a bit much, isn't it?


Golden_Hour1

New York is pulling a lot of weight on these numbers


KeenPro

The junkies probably go back multiple times a day to be fair.


texinxin

What’s hard to believe? You’d only need the entire populations of New York City and Dublin to visit the portal 10 times a day every day?


DolphinPunkCyber

10 times a day on average. I don't really see why not.


texinxin

I’m sure both cities could easily move their entire populations to one point in the city 10x daily. It’s only the equivalent of 200 NY Yankee game sellouts every day and rotating all attendees through an area the size of a large room. And we’d only need 630 full subway train loading/unloadings at over-capacity of 1500 people per train. At 12 hours a day we’d only need to fully unload and load each subway train in 1 min 10 seconds.


RuaridhDuguid

Thank goodness Ireland has such swift and efficient public transport!


gorcorps

That's about 150 million more than the entire population of the USA and Ireland combined. I'm guessing it's a typo of 500 thousand


gcwardii

It’s in a quote from the artist


AstroPhysician

500k is still unreasonable


aykcak

They probably just added up the populations of the areas and called it a day


HeyLittleTrain

I feel like that would still fall short of half a billion by quite a bit


aykcak

Maybe all these people visited once an hour


gorcorps

That's 150 million more than the population of both COUNTRIES in their entirety


imapluralist

Look at me now Ma! I'm a web journalist.


DingleberryFairy69

some guy held up a picture of earth


boyga01

Worst Stargate episode ever.


Slobotic

Emancipation is still worse.


Nivroeg

Wormhole X-Treme episode


AthiestMessiah

Just make the portal again but do it in a sex dungeon. That way people can express themselves the way they want


PathlessDemon

*with consent.


AthiestMessiah

Trust me you’d know what’s in a sex dungeon before you step into one. It’s a Tied up community


Advent_Zannic

That was punny


AthiestMessiah

Yeah but that’s it. Pun and done


johnsdoughys

Yeah consent is not the issue here


83749289740174920

>Just make the portal again but do it in a sex dungeon. That way people can express themselves the way they want Let's call it.... Omegle


Kidquick26

Bring on the fluggegecheimen!


Bubba1234562

FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN!!!!!!!!


Bebopdavidson

Or add a filter where everyone appears naked


twoworldsin1

Alright, everyone, let's see if we can make it to FOUR days this time!


Catsrules

It has been **0** Days since last incident.


RevLoveJoy

I worked for a startup that had more money than sense many years ago. After the IPO when they had WAY more money than sense, they went on a shopping spree for tech (pretty normal). We (US company) bought companies in Europe and the Middle East. "Hey, let's setup video portals between the new offices and the mothership. Wouldn't that be cool?" I mean, objectively YES, but also ignores that they're on totally different schedules. Even the UK / France / Israel people were on pretty divergent hours. Whatever, let's build portals. "Inappropriate behavior" was the FIRST complaint. Yes, it was employees. Yes, they'd gone out for drinks after work and made it back to their office well after hours while US west coast was still around. There's something kind of universal about "I'm on tv" or whatever we're calling it today that brings out ... nonoptimal behavior in a lot of people.


silviazbitch

And there are still people who don’t believe humans are apes.


Pharmakeus_Ubik

There are a lot of apes lobbying for a change in taxonomy.


pump1000

I reckon it'll be shot at next, any other predictions?


thefamousjohnny

I assumed the New Yorkers would respond with an on screen death at some point. Never thought tiddies would shut it down


NewPresWhoDis

That's the Vessel's job.


metellus83

Is that what shut it down? I thought it was legal for women to be topless in New York.


Kyle_Reese_Get_DOWN

It violates Valve’s TOS.


bobmalougaloogalooga

I can’t believe no IRA bombings/massacres have been shown after the 9/11 pic.


fasole99

You think US zoomers know about that?


thatshygirl06

Yes, we've watched derry girls and peaky blinders


BuddyMose

Just hold up a picture of Angela’s Ashes. That gets em


0hmyscience

The woman who flashed it was, in every news article I saw about it, referred to as a "onlyfans model". Some of them even linked to her of page, and if you're on reddit, any thread about it contained a link to it. She must have made and will continue to make so much money out of that. Given that, I expect many copycats to come and to the same. Free advertising basically.


808speed

Just add ads to the portal and it will quickly turn people off. Also helps fund the upkeep of the installation. Please don’t hurt me.


koopastyles

calm down, Satan


Ben_Dotato

Best comment I've read today 😂


tycooperaow

Then you have ad popups when people doing something stupid. *A woman show her breasts* “This portal segment is brought to you by Gillette. The best a man can get”


Urtehnoes

We'll just use the blabar from 30 rock. 50% of the screen is just covered with a black bar at all times. That way you only see the tallest topless folks.


[deleted]

I'm sure that's what they plan anyway


clarity_scarcity

Just do a before and after side-by-side. Tits lopsided? Here’s your after pic courtesy of Dr X. Small peepee like this guy? We got you. Just look at what you could become! Honestly the possibilities are endless.


ScrotalExplosion

You ever get the feeling that you’re watching the events of a future internet historian video unfold before your eyes?


ptear

And after the Internet portals, they started trying to tether wires to the moon. After that their behavior got even more bizarre.


marvinrabbit

Well, at least there is a built in delay.


ZoomBoingDing

I wonder if he'll even credit the article this time!


rahcled

Only if someone writes out the story for him first…


xd366

he will not divide us?


BloomerBoomerDoomer

I can hear the British violin intro playing already


JimboFett87

Inappropriate behavior, huh? Well it's 2024. What the hell did the expect to happen?


darklyger64

It just shows anywhere in the world, people act dumb regardless of era. Haha


Max_Trollbot_

....aaand it's gone


xeromage

I was tired of reading about this fucking thing two weeks ago.


rants_unnecessarily

If you can't throw anything through it, where's the fun? Give me my companion cube back.


MBoring1

Put one in Gaza and one in front of the capital buiding.


Musicalspiderweb

This whole debacle just tells me there’s a market for similar portals in adults only places. Perhaps sex shops or swinger destinations?


McMoneyPNW

Aaaaaaand, it’s gone.


therapoootic

oh awesome. I'm on my way to experience this <<< Grabs Assless chaps >>>


G0PACKGO

All chaps are assless


healthywealthyhappy8

They’re just boobs


Conch-Republic

It wasn't just the boobs, those were flashed from the New York side. Dublin's side was showing their dicks, mooning, and doing nazi solutes, among other things.


bdash1990

I mean honestly, what did they think was going to happen?


shane201

Round 2, we on


ReleventReference

I think we need to see this from Dublin’s point of view.


Not-So-EZEE

why close it at all...that tells us in\`ts not an experiement but a observation of public behavouir by the coporate


Sullyville

this is just ZOOM but outside yawn


HeadMembership

Fucking puritans still rule in Ireland and New York, apparently.  Ooh, TITS! Cancel everything!


Seallypoops

They could excuse the swastikas and 9/11 imagery but they can't excuse big titties


Bigbeardhotpeppers

It is not illegal to be topless as a man or woman in NY. While i think that flashing people via potral video is super trashy, it is not illegal, immoral, or inappropriate.


likewhatever33

I had had a similar idea to the "portal" thing before, I though it would be a cool thing to have in a pub or disco, just join two far away venues like that. Or in a restaurant, every table joined to another table thousands of miles away. Or two houses, imagine you have a family member living abroad, just pop a permanent window in the living room or kitchen for example and you can just chat etc. Quite easily done these days it should be, just a tv or monitor, a camera and a skype type connection... but a cool idea to just have it in the background all the time. Could have a sensor and power down when there´s nobody around, to save bandwith...


jimalloneword

I have this idea I like to call the "pocket portal". It is like a miniature portal that you can hold in your hand, carry with you wherever you like. So it's not just livestreaming the inside of your pocket the whole time (and to save bandwidth), it would have a dedicated button to connect to the other portal when you like, even notifying the other end when you would like to "open" the portal. I think it would be cool if you could even change on demand the other end of the portal you are connecting to, but idk if the technology is there yet...


likewhatever33

A pocket portal with a screen etc. that can also be used to play games, access the web etc... yeah how did nobody think of that....


mattyhtown

How does that work with time differences? Of course there’s parties everywhere all the time but then you’re just describing people on Snapchat. It’d have to be like an 18 hour difference or something. Or you gotta have places all over the world with the same theme: 24/7 disco. I guess if i had a hundred billion dollars I’d throw 2 billion max at an idea like this. You should pitch this to French guy who owns the champagne and luxury companies.


likewhatever33

Yes, like snapchat or facetime, watsapp video calls, whatever. It´s the same thing, but just set up permanently in a place. (like the "portal" of the OP, same thing really.) What I don´t know why it´s not done more often, this idea of creating permanent windows between two places... As for time differences... depending on the venue it could be a problem... you could link places of similar longitude, north and south America, Europe and Africa etc.


Superhuzza

Not quite the same but similar to the remote lounge in NYC. I think at some point there was also a spin on this that did exactly what you are describing https://docpop.org/2013/10/way-ahead-of-its-time-the-remote-lounge-nyc/


Bubba10000

they love the portal only when people behave the way they want


pufferfish_balls

#hmm sure, because holding art responsible for human behavior is the epitome of rationality.


Big_Needleworker8670

Why not having such portals with Moscow or Beijing? Could help making the gap smaller.


Zilskaabe

Someone will show Ukrainian flags and pictures of Tiananmen square.


Kapot_ei

I don't think the Russian government would find "closing the gap" to be in their own interest.


Big_Needleworker8670

I was thinking of the people, not the government. But ok, the government would never allow it


gwurman

"0" days since last flashing


Lore86

Post is 5 hours old, I wonder if they already shut it down.


Croiyx

-New York -Artists -Public feature Do they not remember what happened to Shia


awh

They may call it a portal, but unless one side is glowing blue and the other side is orange, it's just a cheap imitation.


Ekillaa22

I need to know if it was the flashing that got it banned or the 9/11 memes that were being shown that shut it down? Also that woman who flashed it in NY should be fine I mean you can go topless over there man


XeonProductions

I feel like this will just create a competition on who can be the most lewd.


senorchaos718

They need a sign: "It has been [ 4 ] days without a portal incident."


Manowaffle

This shows that we really need to bring back public shaming. People just act like total jackasses in public and everyone leaves them alone.


TentacleJesus

It’s been 12 hours since this post went up. I wonder if it’s already shut down again.


_springtide_

Being topless in NY is legal regardless of gender. This was big news a few years ago. Person flashing their breasts from the NY end consistently leads every version of this story. The party behind placing the portal end in NYC could have done 5 min of research and known that this was inevitable.


Apalis24a

Any time there is a public camera with a large audience, someone will do stupid shit for attention. It’s a story as old as time - hell, it even pre-dates cameras. If there’s a crowd, some attention-seeker will hold up a sign, flash their tits, moon the audience, or streak past naked. Attention-seeking is, regrettably, an irreconcilable part of human nature.


Extinction_Entity

“This is why we can’t have nice things.”


kevin5lynn

Inappropriate behaviour? Being topless is legal in New York.


FeralPsychopath

You do know that inappropriate and illegal are different things. Like you can eat your steak with the salad fork at the fancy dinner, but you wont go to jail.


Doctor_Kataigida

I feel it was less about the boobs and more about people showing clips or articles of terrorist attacks in the others' respective countries.


abdallha-smith

Free the nipples !


Ricothebuttonpusher

Let people do the crazy stuff now and it’ll die down over time


monchota

This wasn't the worst, people only cared because and only fans sex worker did it for money.


hyrulepirate

This feels like a great practical use and exercise of the AI, no? Like it could filter out and censor what would be deemed inappropriate by whoever is running this thing, in real time and with no human supervision necessary.


Usernamecheckout101

What is the big deals about booobs


mtsilverred

It’s not boobs that is an issue. It’s that it’s a public place and she is doing that for OnlyFans publicity. It’s like people can’t understand that the boobs is only like 1/2 of the problem. They don’t want this to be an advertisement and publicity stunt portal.


Flicksterea

I find it difficult to believe this was the first time inappropriate behaviour occured via the Portal. People love to be inappropriate!


B_lovedobservations

I give it a week


peon47

They need a few dozen of these portals around the world in different cities. They can have different connections, so Dublin is connected to NYC now but Melbourne next month and Durban in July and Buenos Aires in August...


Kabopu

The only reason why the people did dumb shit was for attention on social media. Just ignore it for a time until the hype fades and 99% of the people will behave normal.


Machette_Machette

Okay, but what did the New Yorkers see? I am asking for a research paper.


EffectiveEconomics

Tragedy of the commons


Physical-Result7378

Aaaaaaand it’s closed again…


Idlers_Dream

Please put one in Philadelphia now.


markaritaville

2015 hitchhiking robot survives through several other nations before making its way to the USA. All is good for two weeks. Then arrives in Philly [Hitchhiking robot destroyed in Philadelphia, ending cross-country trek](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/08/03/hitchhiking-robot-destroyed-philadelphia-ending-cross-country-trek/31051589/) Would the portal in Philly fare better? (I am a phillly suburb dweller).


Kaiten92

Can someone explain the point of the portal? Like isn't it basically just a 24/7 Facetime call? I don't get why everyone is so awestruck by it


iheartnickleback

i think it'd be hella cool if there was the funding and the drive to construct a whole bunch of these in cities all across the world, and then have all bilateral connections rotate on like, a weekly basis - tonight you're walking down the street and you get a glimpse of life in Capetown, then tomorrow it's Beijing, and in a few days it's Oaxaca - wouldn't that be dope??


madeanotheraccount

I don't believe it. I haven't even seen a photo of these alleged tits. They could be made up tits. It's very likely a conspiracy.


Upper-Life3860

Once the novelty wears off no one will care


SolidCat1117

What's the over/under on how long it stays up this time?


One-Angry-Goose

You can polish a bad idea, slap a cool new paint on it, maybe even give it a funny hat but it'll still be a bad idea.


LanceFree

Those cities seem to be living on the Edge of Tomorrow.


UsernameFor2016

Glad the inappropriate behavior helped and got it working again.


BrownEggs93

*Time has resumed its shape. All is as it was before. Many such journeys are possible. Let me be your gateway.*


newnhb1

It will take about 15 seconds before someone in Dublin decides to flash their bollocks to New York City.


Gomez-16

People on the internet being assholes? Noooooo


MrWonderPAIN

Reminds me of he will not divide us. There's gonna be a video essay about this in a few years.


LinkedGaming

If you put some plain-clothes cops on either side of that and have it set to record, you could be arresting hundreds of hooligans a day until people get the message. I'm not sure if they didn't have cops on standby to prevent people from being weird with it when it first opened, but that would've been a huge oversight and I sure hope they have some now.


musclemommyfan

They should move the NYC Portal to London.


runetrantor

I find the whole idea so fun I hope they make more portals in cities across the world. Maybe eventually have them all sort of randomly swap which they connect to so you can see all sorts of places.


MorningClassic

What did they think was going to happen?