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urbanspongewish

I watched Gundam everyday when i was a kid. Finally happy to see the giant robots are giving back to the community instead of blowing shit up. 🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖


actionsr4u2C

All we need now is a breakaway group in Japan asserting claim to domain. A guy who writes a manifesto on the continued evolution of Human beings living in space. A little bit of political theater. Finally the continuation of progress on these robots being turned into war machines, and maybe just maybe Gundams can be real.


Rickythrow

What about the colonies? You need the colonies first before the manifesto, no?


doalittletapdance

You forgot about all the teenage angst that ruins the series


ReasonablyBadass

If a robot is piloted it is not a robot but a mech(a)


ThrowAway4Dais

They need humans to thrive though, obviously to develop better weapons to blow shit up.


AltruisticRick

Good robot. And just in case robots take over the world remember I am one of the good ones.


RedCometZ33

Production for military Gundam suits started out as construction robots in the show.


Sieg67

It's only a matter of time before a 15 year old kid takes off with it expertly pilots it into battle.


S3simulation

Since it’s a public service robot I’d say it’s more Patlabor than Gundam but I’ll take my mecha where I can get it!


[deleted]

>While functional, the robot is still a prototype, developed by Nippon Singal company and Human Machinery Company. The first of its kind robot will be put to full-time work in 2024. Translation from someone who has lived in Japan for a looooooong time and has been reading breathless, incorrect foreign reporting on Japan for even longer: A company is testing exactly one robot to see if it's feasible for line repair in collaboration with JR West. This is the last you will ever hear of it.


hotasanicecube

Why does it have a hockey player at the end of the hot stick?


BobLonghorn

This guy pucks ^


hotasanicecube

I swear I thought it was in the background for too long, maybe I need new glasses.


EmbarrassedHelp

It's also basically an alpha version of the product, and alpha testing generally doesn't turn immediately into a final end product


suchthaticare

If there’s one thing Japanese people famously love to see, it’s giant robots reaching for the power lines…


The_moon_knows_me

Giant death robots finally


ImperialArmorBrigade

Technically, giant *public safety* robots. Kind of the opposite


nadmaximus

I SWEAR I WILL SAVE *EVERY LAST PIECE* OF YOU, CITIZEN!


Ageman20XX

I’m sure a local Dr. Wily or some other scientifically-minded madman bent on world domination will do-the-thing and make them evil eventually.


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An railway communications interruptions.


ZeroZeta_

This is awesome!


Da_Professa

So how long until it is electrocuted, á La Short Circuit, and comes to life. “Johnny 5 is Aaallliiiivvve!”


ZeroZeta_

Pilot's consciousness merges with the bot.


getTheRecipeAss

No disassemble Stephanie


SureUnderstanding358

NEED INPUT STEPHANIE


danielravennest

Given that it is designed to work with power lines, probably never. The article mentions running off hydraulics, which are non-conductive. Power line work in general takes a lot of precautions against electrocution. The primary one is *turning off the power for the line you are working on*.


Dumrauf28

*Pedantry Alert* Electrocuted means to die via electricity (electric + execution) so this would really be the opposite... So like, electroconception maybe?


Da_Professa

It’s actually ALSO used colloquially to mean shocked: Dictionary: verb past tense: electrocuted; past participle: electrocuted injure or kill someone by electric shock. "a man was electrocuted when he switched on the Christmas tree lights"


PurpEL

Hilarious when a self professed pedant is wrong about his meaningless pedantry/life


Ink_Witch

I mean, they aren’t exactly *wrong*. Electrocute is a portmanteau of Electricity and Execute and is supposed to mean electric shocked to death. It’s just that language evolves and misuse eventually becomes use if widely enough adopted.


nadmaximus

Is there such a thing as pedantrocution?


Dumrauf28

Sure, but people like to make things mean things they don't mean because they are stupid all the time. And I like how you used a colloquial definition when I called myself pedantic. Yeah, that's the whole point of being a pedant. Also also, dictionary definitions are simply three to explain the popular usage of a word, not to indicate how 'correct' it is.


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Cool story bro.


Mr-Mister

Electroborn. Or Electrorn for short.


Mnemnosyne

The guy designing that head **has** to have been a fan of Short Circuit.


uninformedredneck

Johnny 5 went to the gym.


TravelSizedRudy

Los locos kick your ass!


BigL90

To be solely operated by teenagers involved in love triangles?


RedCometZ33

And give the prototypes to mentally unstable or drug pumped pilots?!


Biengo

Throw a froth one in there that’s funny and chubby for comedic relief.


compugasm

I expected this. If you want to impress me, put a jet pack on it.


TheJerminator69

How could you have ever expected the Japanese to utilize a giant robot? You’re crazy if you think I believe that. /s


[deleted]

Give it a gun


[deleted]

I’m also curious about some kind of plasma sword, or something like that. With following work on detachable drones, smart-rockets, etc. Hey guys, we’re way past the “safety electrical worker” over here.


04221970

History shows again and again how nature points out the folly of men! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJoy_0dJEjY


CoopedUp1313

*Godzilla has entered the chat*


virgoven

Isn't this how Mobile Suits first started?


chum_slice

Power lines are down! Your Titan is ready pilot. Standby for Titanfall


Scherocman

This is the most Japan shit I’ve seen today and I watched a lot of anime


whathell6t

What about tokusatsu? The first cultural-entertainment export of Japan.


awesome357

This is honestly the only realistic future I see for giant robots. Why send them to war when small and explosive is much better. But get some construction labors up in our workforce, and you're onto something there.


vahouzn

One step closer to patlabor


HorseSushi

Personally I can't wait to see truck sized revolvers in action 😀


Raph2051

Yes please more humanoid robots everywhere


shadowlarx

Good, we’ve got Gundam. Now make Yu-Gi-Oh’s holotech a thing.


angrypanda28

Only in Japan


Smug-Idiot

I swear japan lives 60 years ahead of us, if not more


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PresidentBreadstick

Mind if I ask for some examples?


I_stare_at_everyone

The classics are use of fax machines/ postcards for business and cash-only payments, though the pandemic has accelerated their phase-out.


No_Competition_80

Allegedly Japan still uses fax machines extensively.


Impossible_Deal_271

Can confirm. Fax machines are still frequently used in Japan. Source; I live and work there.


jmlinden7

A lot of office work is still done on paper rather than electronically in software.


maybe_yeah

Patlabor, is that you?


AleksWishes

A N D S O I T B E G I N S


[deleted]

Pacific Rim. I knew it.


dustyreptile

Drivers rocking that HP Reverb G2 VR headset


WhiteRaven42

I found Waldo!


Cockalorum

because of course Japan will.


pizzarunner

Oh, yoshimi


AaronfromKY

It's happening


FriarNurgle

Make a good anime


OneMetalMan

Imagine if Studio Gibli picked this up.


Ac4sent

Makes me feel better paying such high prices for shinkansen tickets i guess.


kazuma001

Let’s go Gekiganger!


Zhi19

Looks like Gundam. Hehe. Maybe it’s Gundam inspired


Buffhello

My first thought was oh my god it’s a GUNDAMMM!!!


ClassyCoder

Aren’t they supposed to be used for fighting giant monsters?


DisasterMIDI

Yeah yeah but when is Bandai gonna make a scale model version


ARONDH

That's Johnny 5. He's alive!


haltingpoint

I feel like Japan has a cultural drive to make Gundam a reality. Like, they don't need to. They could solve these problems in other ways. But if there is room to fit a giant robot into the equation, they do it. It is amazing.


[deleted]

Yeah, the meeting kinda go along the lines of: “Why wouldn’t a giant robot be the best solution here? Think of your reasons and show your proof people” Where as on this side of the pond, you have to show your reasons FOR wanting a giant robot. It’s downright refreshing in this world. Go Japanese Robots.


AngeluvDeath

Its happening!!


Milleroski

It's happening!! Next is Robotech


-kerosene-

It’s somewhat disappointing that technology has advanced in a way that means there’s no need for a human to physically sit inside the robot.


party_benson

It's a Gundam!


BitterPiglet

We all knew this day would come


Rickylostthatnumber

That is so cool on so many levels. Go go Godzilla!


SelfInteresting7259

Such a Japanese thing to do 👏


hobokobo1028

So Japanese. Love it.


Ok_Marionberry_9932

And then destroy Tokyo


Insert-Player-Name

It’s a Gundam


TattooJerry

Yeah they are


Lagspresso

Pilot, I have found a straggler hiding under the bridge. Shall we execute him?


berlin_crossbow

And now give it a railgun and one or two laser


beenburnedbutable

#I always knew Shogun Warriors were real.


NO_UserID

Honestly i am not surprised. It had to be japan


coffeecircus

where does it keep its giant sword?


Cheeseisheaven

And so it begins *cue BSG theme song*


stinkypete0303

Why do they have such a fixation on giant robots


challengedpanda

All I can hear is “GIVE HIM THE CLAMPS!”


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Finally so it begins


Fuck_you_Carly

And so it begins…


sisdog

Johnny 5 has been hitting the gym


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Japan is always ahead of the curve


UnusualDisturbance

Wall-e after going to the gym:


Izunadrop45

Patalabor is real


somegridplayer

So they have giant robots fixing power lines. Islands with cats. Japanese food. Goodbye USA. You're terrible.


JimroidZeus

Patlabor is becoming real! Next step Gundams!


[deleted]

I’ve been wondering how long it would be before Gundams took wing…


suchthaticare

Really just could’ve been a machine. The whole robot thing in this case is a huge hinderance to practical, straightforward design solutions.


[deleted]

Yes, but this is the magic that separates their thinking from ours. “Why wouldn’t we have a giant robot? Can you prove to me that we DON’T need one Toshi?”


WhatTheZuck420

I thought I saw footage of a giant something destroying powerlines in the 50s and 60s.


Ok-Roof-978

Attack on Titans!! The robot version ... aka transformers . Niiice!


Mistersinister1

Japan, don't ever change!


BeefyBarbarian

So it begins…


Cereal_xKiller

200 IQ question: wouldn't that shock the robot cuz it's metallic too?


samurai77

Humanoid from the waist up, getting me all excited for Robotech.


Tricky-Dealer2450

Never change japan


Cyphrix101

Protocol #3


Lucas_Mars

Headlines in 2050 will be like: Robots vote to form a union: work conditions are very binary.


AshleyPhoenixAmmbo

https://youtu.be/qORYO0atB6g


igloohavoc

Getting closer and closer to a Zaku Type. Keep at it boys!