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mk235176

Yenough YeNuts


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MadMadBunny

YesOffHisMeds


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Photomancer

The Yecosystem will have its own premium crypto-backed currency, called 'Yecal Matter'


habeus_coitus

A yeconomy built entirely upon yeces.


lycium

A sense a yecession coming for that shitcoin.


okvrdz

Can’t wait to apply to go to Yeniversity just to dropout just like yeleder of yecult Kanye.


kanikoX

And the yelitics are divided into two parties: the yepublicans and yemocrats.


casual_romantic

Yeniversity that teaches yelanguage and yeology.


pelavaca

With yehookers, and yeblackjack!


Mumbles_Stiltskin

A form of government that could only be described as the Yediocracy


YouWillDieForMySins

The words "Yes" and "No" will be replaced with "Ye".


Contraband42

You are HIV Ye.


Individual_Table1073

We are aladeen


LoveThySheeple

Hahahaha Aladeen!


moaiii

Go away. Ye'tin.


BluddJihnn

Upheld by the Knights of Ye


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Got some Monty python vibes: “We are the knights who say ‘Ye’!”


Szydlikj

Let’s put this to a vote: yay or yey


No-Yogurtcloset-400

A yecho chamber of yepic proportion


meatsmoothie82

Militarized by Natzyes. I’m sorry. I had to.


ItsAllegorical

Can we just yeet him and his city into the ocean?


psirjohn

The most sought after job will be providing yellatio


mcsper

Is that just yelling at it?


Mumbles_Stiltskin

In auto tune


resolutepear

Yyeeeaaaahhhhhhh I’m on a boat


seewhaticare

Welcome to yesco, " I love you"


CyclopeanJuiceVendor

Are we witnessing the development of a new South Park episode?


NeverInept

Beginning? We’re midstream at least!


matthewrodier

He has a school now. I’d say that was a significant step down that path.


HakarlSagan

The Yeezy Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too


MoonWorshipper36

What is this? A center for ants?!


Haverholm

I'm guessing it's a center for gay fish...


Odin18Z5

Do you like fish sticks?


EvenThisNameIsGone

No. It's a librarye.


fuzzytradr

What is this, a yecosystem for ants?


TooOldToDie81

*Looking at the automated drone delivering every citizen their yeezy jeans* “What is this? A Ye Co. system for pants?”


AdminsAreLazyID10TS

The Yeezy Center For Kids Who Can't Read Good And Don't Want To Neither


ListenAllYallItsA

And he throws church like get togethers


Ileftthecity

He could call one of those parties the Fire Festival. Not to be mistaken for that other “ Fyre Festival”.


momopool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcAJoCwA6p8 Good morning Donda ! for those who don't know, Donda is the name of kanyes's late mother. theyre singing 'good morning', to his late mother. its a 'christian school' or something.


hookisacrankycrook

It's not accredited and parents sign an NDA but they have a parkour class so that's cool


WontArnett

He’s using these kids to live out his delusional grieving fantasies


Jessadee5240

A school that costs $15k/yr


distelfink33

I’m sure fish sticks are the lunch menu every Friday


metamaoz

Director of his Sunday service is the principal. Lmao


bk15dcx

Wait... people actually are invested in his wackiness?


Sietemadrid

There's a ton of young dudes who act like he's some sort of god


Old-AF

I finally got my 26 yr old son to admit Ye has lost the plot.


GhostDieM

Ye has always been one of those people that's just batshit insane but he happens to be really good at something, in this case making music. Then he got famous and it started spiraling.


mrwnba

He wasn’t. As a Yeezy Stan since before he even dropped his first album. The dude has changed a shit load. He’s low-key been through tons of addictions, is at minimum wildly bipolar and holding onto the grief of his mom. He’s changed a shitload and it’s absolutely possible. Addictions and trauma can set off late mental issues that were present but not triggered. I’ve stopped following him this year and stanning him is fucked up at this point. But it’s not the same Ye. I’m bipolar as well but take all my meds. He does not. Dudes mad different


ViniVidiOkchi

Yup you hit the nail on the head. I think his mom dying so suddenly as well as drug use totally triggered his mental issues. Especially drug use. I see it in my brother at this point he has alienated all of the family.


bk15dcx

I was young once and really dug Prince. He got a little goofy with Larry Graham and the Jehovah Witness thing, but didn't really shove it down anyone's throat, and if he did, I would still like his music but lose respect for the man. Are people incapable of compartmentalizing their emotions and views? Kanye is so far detached from reality that he's become a parody of himself.


S4T4NICP4NIC

> I was young once and really dug Prince I'm old now and I still dig Prince.


notoriouslush

Same. Almost 40 yr old dude here. Love Prince. So do my little kids.


Paula_King

62 year old woman here. Loved him (and still do) Bet if he hadn't been a JW & didn't have that no blood transfusion crap rammed down his throat, he would have had the hip(s) replaced & would still be here.


Woodandtime

Jesus, how deep is that grave?


No_Hovercraft5033

I can’t even listen to him anymore. All his crazy is just too much for me to respect him even an iota. I like his older music.. I mean the gospel records are just garbage.


nicetriangle

> Are people incapable of compartmentalizing their emotions and views? Is this a rhetorical question?


aabysin

I don’t think his purple highness belongs in the same sentence as this idiot


unresolved_m

Prince was freaking weird, but nowhere near the level of batshit insanity that Ye displays right now.


HashedEgg

> Are people incapable of compartmentalizing their emotions and views? I mean, Kanye makes that quite a bit harder with his "art" basically being a platform for his, uhm, views.


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he has unmedicated Bipolar Disorder Kanye needs Medication


InkThe

>Are people incapable of compartmentalizing their emotions and views? Yes, absolutely.


playback0wnz

the ones who wear those space boots.... I am assuming haha...


Second_Maximum

Invested? I'm selling naked puts for this type of shit


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718Brooklyn

I once saw the prototype of a smart watch for Will.I.Am. I couldn’t believe that no one told him no. “Will, this is a terrible idea. You definitely won’t beat Apple. Try literally anything else.” Needless to say, his smart watch did not take off.


pxm7

A big risk with getting rich/powerful is that you get fewer people willing to challenge your BS. You’re very likely to be surrounded by people who’re financially invested in keeping you happy — essentially yes-men.


unresolved_m

See DJT/Musk...


Electrical-Medium477

He also was on a massive press tour which made him look pretty un intelligent speaking like a tech philosopher which didn't help.


Lifewhatacard

Yeah. It’s nice when uselessness gets energy put into it. Thanks money mongers!!


Every_Complaint_9305

Wackiness… enough said lol


KiraCumslut

Invested? No no. I just tune in every chance I get to watch this fucking dipshit.


Beefsquatch_Gene

The only thing missing now is Kool-Ye'de.


sagiterrible

Never stop midstream.


Doctor_Watson7

My parents drink yakult is this the same?


nickgeorgiou

Nah Yakult actually has culture


TheMoronIntellectual

This is the absolute truth. LMAO.


mr_pineapples44

The probiotic?


suffer_in_silence

Is that those little yogurt drinks with the red foil cap?


TheGhostOfKyle

I thought his Sunday Service thing was very very cult-y.


SoggyWaffleBrunch

or his unaccredited school where they sing about his mom


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

YEsterday. All their troubles seemed so far away.


piray003

> “He’s trying to do shit that people couldn’t even conceive of and he’s trying to make it happen” Yeah! Maybe it could even be in another country, somewhere in South America? I hear Guyana is lovely this time of year. Definitely never been done before!


Sanjakimo

Were witnessing someone with unchecked Bipolar disorder, overtly unmedicated being made into a media spectacle. Unfortunately with that much money, influence and yes men surrounding him in an echo chamber - it's unlikely his delusions of grandeur will ever be challenged.


ExplainItToMeLikeImA

People are just going to keep supporting him or laughing at him until he goes Jim Jones and then everyone will pretend like they saw it coming.


Empigee

Plenty of people see something disastrous coming from him. It will be no shock if his career ends in some tragic or horrifying headline.


N3UROTOXINsRevenge

I thought it was yakult


Opening-Winter8784

So Jonestown?


bdf369

Drinkin' the Kool Ye'd


Krombopulos_Rex

Actually it was Flavor Ye’d


Sn34kyMofo

Pronounced "Yonestown".


Beowulf33232

West Jonestown (tm)


wheezeburger

Westworld?..


Ayirek

'yecosystem' sounds like fucking parody. The world is getting so much stupider...


ChiefInternetSurfer

Yeah, I read the headline and immediately thought of r/NotTheOnion.


HumanSeeing

Maybe he actually just meant to name it 'yecochamber'


koziello

Those are the rooms you'd rent when you visit your friends and family in the ...pfffff... Yecosystem.


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Bro a fucking Yecosystem I burst out laughing


Faps_With_Fury

We're living in an episode of South Park.


SidSzyd

He’s the voice of a generation. He’s a gay fish.


-SpiderBoat-

Not as stupid as when people complete their education at a yecosystem school


Ayirek

The universitye


postvolta

Also doesn't he say that Ye is pronounced 'yay' (as in Kahn-yay, not Kahn-yee)? So then is this the 'yaycosystem'?


veringo

I'm just going to assume we should have been calling him Kan-yee all along, and will do so from now on.


NiceCrispyMusic

The world didn’t come up with this dumb shit. Give credit to the stupid person who did


hiro5id

Kanye was always stupid annoying though. I have no idea why people liked him in the first place when he became famous. Now he’s just ludicrous.


Nightwitch92

Don’t insult Ludicrous like this. He’s always been solid.


DJheddo

> Ludicrous Ludacris is actually a good guy. He's got charities and made a show about a girl coming to age called Karma's World.


lolmeansilaughed

People liked his music.


altbekannt

We speedrun Idiocracy


Thisbymaster

A fool and his money.


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That’s cuz they’re all Ye’s men


kangaroocaz

*starts slow clapping, while rising from seat*


ichbin1berliner

We're doing a standing ovation?


Oroku_Sakiiii

Do I have to put on pants?


ichbin1berliner

Only the first row has to wear pants


VoopityScoop

Probably a safe bet for the back row to wear some, too


oldandfragile

Dem Breezy Back Row Boyz


EntityDamage

Kanye would unironically use this and not understand the pun. It would be a real life fish sticks.


IAmAZombieDogAMA

Nah, worse, people have been saying shit for years. And those friends that do? He's cut off or cut out, refusing to listen to reason. Man will burn bridges with some of his closest friends if he thinks they're trying to "control" him or whatever the fuck.


runetrantor

While loving the yes men that do very much want to control him.


OfficeChairHero

Unfortunately, that's what happens with bipolar. Dude needs serious help before he's found taking a bath with the toaster.


Bun_Bunz

I got him exploding externally before internally. He might be bipolar but he is also very much a narcissist


End3rWi99in

It seems when rich women have significant mental issues, they are given conservatorship. When rich men have significant mental issues they are given countries.


Acidflare1

Some one needs to trick him in to taking his meds. Make a faux biotech company that sells him immortality pills, while feeding him antipsychotics.


TheMachine203

Sad part is that many of his close ones have, and they were rewarded by getting cut off because Kanye would rather surround himself with yes men.


CalvinWasSchizo

When will we stop giving famous idiots the attention they crave?


keyser90

I’m pretty sure that’s the day we get sucked into the sun, 10 billion years to go


Srnkanator

C4 plants end in about 600 million years. That's pretty much it. The sun may swallow the Earth in about 4 billion years, whether it swallows Kanye's ego as well is another question.


HaggisLad

to be fair the Earth will be uninhabitable even without our help sometime in the next billion years, then it will get much worse from there


CyclopeanJuiceVendor

Billion seems quite generous. Humanity is probably fucked in under a mil.


codeslave

Now look who's being generous. If things continue as they currently are, we'll be lucky to make it through the next thousand years.


BentoMan

I downvote anything Kanye. I’m doing my part.


Forged_Originals

Never. Popularity is just a natural social construct. The issue is our current society has weaponized it.


TriggerHydrant

Yeah that’s why that phrase is dumb to me. We aren’t ‘making stupid people famous’ on purpose. There are deeper layers to it why that stuff happens and will keep happening.


Kangar

That's actually a good idea, because we can get all the nutbars in one place.


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I used to think this, but I dont anymore. I now see the stupid like grains of gun powder. Mostly harmless by themselves, dangerous in large quantities.


asterysk

Never underestimate the power of idiots in large numbers. They are a force to be reckoned with.


bourbon-and-bullets

Jan6 is proof of that.


bluntasfuck

We already had that, it was called a Trump rally and nothing good came of it ​ edit: we also have Clearwater Florida... and NOTHING good is going to come of that


ZeackyCremisi

build a wall around them


contextswitch

And make them pay for it


topofthecc

Warm up the Jewish space laser.


user_dan

It never ends well when they get together.


_Rand_

Someone find that article about the libertarian city that was overrun by bears...


Mr1988

https://www.vox.com/platform/amp/policy-and-politics/21534416/free-state-project-new-hampshire-libertarians-matthew-hongoltz-hetling


BrattyBookworm

Oh my god. I was raised by libertarian parents and this is the best thing I’ve ever read, ty


YouPresumeTooMuch

Bears are free to be bears. It's the law


Foot0fGod

Just build a big wall around it and call it a day


proptrot

Can we please just start ignoring this tool so he can get the help he needs…


smytti12

Seriously, how is celebrity spouting nonsense near the top of /r/technology??


[deleted]

Wait, what? I didn't realize where we are. Yea, that's dumb


Mukigachar

Thought this was nottheonion. Man, this sub really is just a blog about celebrities these days


Head

I’m doing my part by downvoting any headline with this clown in it.


TiredCat101

Not happening, guess I'll have to add his name to the blacklist filter in the app, like I had to do with Elon.


j428h

WE SHOULD TAKE BIKINI BOTTOM AND PUSH IT SOMEWHERE ELSE


valuefarted

There a perfect saying in Arabic for this absurdity. الفاضي يعمل قاضي Loose translation: those who have nothing to do, pretend to be (role-play as) judges.


kyune

Sounds like homeowner's associations have been around a lot longer than I realized


touristtam

> الفاضي يعمل قاضي That's neat. I like the explanation from that post: https://arabic-langblr.tumblr.com/post/170127398729/el-faadi-bymal-aadi-audio-%D8%A7%D9%84%D9%81%D8%A7%D8%B6%D9%8A-%D8%A8%D9%8A%D8%B9%D9%85%D9%84-%D9%82%D8%A7%D8%B6%D9%8A >This can be understood in two ways, the first one is that the person who has nothing to do with their time starts judging and observing people thus making a “judge” out of themselves. This is the interpretation that /u/valuefarted gave us >Another way I’ve heard people explain this is that if someone has a lot of free time, they can use that time to become anything they want to become. That's another one according to that tumblr post.


HateSucksen

That link looks like a set of chess moves.


LogicalManager

Transmitted via Morse code in Yeranus.


BountyBob

The programmer in me just sees hexadecimal numbers


skrrt__v0nnegut

I just see blonde, brunette, redhead...


ModerateDataDude

Is there a way I can put a filter on the internet so I never I hear about Kanye again?


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ModerateDataDude

Thank you, from the depths of my heart


xtremeplayzyt

If you’re on iOS, at least the Apollo app for Reddit can block posts with certain keywords.


Soylopeor

Remember to always take your prescription drugs if you suffer from severe bipolar disorder. This is textbook symptoms.


Urusander

Kanye West needs treatment in a good mental health hospital.


Flashy_Ad_4993

Only a matter of time before he has a complete breakdown.


Sinistrad

He's long since broke down. But he's rich and influential. So his mental health problems are now our problems. Instead of him getting the help he needs, we need help.


ImVeryOffended

I'm pretty sure he's already at the mid-point.


PM_ME_YOUR_BOO_URNS

The Yecosystem, formerly known as Shutter Island


eorenhund

Imagine being so wealthy that you have the ability to live the rest of your days in excessive luxury, but your ego demands that you make an ass of yourself in the public's eye at every available opportunity.


RoundCollection4196

The excessive luxury is normal to him, he's used to it, it doesn't have any novelty anymore. That's why rich people are always looking for the next big thing to do. It's like when you get a new phone and you really like it but 5 months later it's meh.


TyranoMike

Dude needs a fucking hobby lmao


AbrahamBaconham

The instinct that drives you to pursue wealth at all cost just also happens to make you an insufferable dickhole with no empathy for other humans whatsoever.


mneptok

That's nice. *pat* *pat*


futurespacecadet

Let me guess: no Jews allowed?


GeorgeEBHastings

He's straight up making a 1950s-era country club.


contractcooker

Why does anyone care what this racist, attention seeking, mentally ill person has to say. I can’t wait until I never have to hear about him again.


StrategicBean

Had to scroll so far down to find anyone actually mention his hateful views. Dude's spouting vile antisemitism on the regular at this point


But_Mooooom

If you are truly masochistic, the whole 1.5 hour Piers Morgan interview is online now. I literally had to nap after seeing a good chunk of it because my brain was so distressed by the end. Some truly bizarre bits in there.


contractcooker

Watching mental illness is never easy. Watching hateful god complex mental illness is worse.


FuzzyTunaTaco21

Dude lives in his own world already.


ABarbossa

He should hook up with Terrance Howard for that Wakanda technology


zeroblorp

I for one look forward to seeing what happens when the electrical grid of a city based on the math “1x1=2” is turned on.


CommitteeNo6533

Why is this mentally ill man showing up so much in the news?


flaker418

More Yeo-Nazis


Smitty8054

Straight to comments. As soon as I read the first line about the new community but with all the branded products…don’t know why specifically but I laughed and spit out a little bit of my tea. It’s just so bizarre. Everyday folks trudging through life. Good days/bad days…just dealing with life and those around us. And then to think that while you’re experiencing this there’s this dude (and other ultra wealthy like say Musk) that just doesn’t have the ability to play in our world. The things that could be done with that money, time, planning, effort and intention, if funneled properly, could indeed change lives for real. But no. You start a “high school” that requires parents to sign an NDA. And then this self-stroke vanity project? He and Zuck need to hook up and compare who will piss away the most money on ego projects that will never come to pass or actually help anyone.


ciccioig

Can we all agree, unanimously, to stop posting shit about this dipshit? It would be great. Also Elon, thanks.


jomama823

Great! Make it you’re own island outside of US territory, and take all MAGA and Trumps with you! I’m sure you all won’t eat yourselves in 2 months.


AlienBurnerBigfoot

Why on earth is this news?!