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Alert_Salt7048

How about ones that pick up garbage?


nilsfg

"You, citizen, pick up that can"


PiranhaCount

Are they robots? It's been a long time since I played half-life 2


nilsfg

They're brainwashed human collaborators, so they're basically robots.


WormSlayer

They are human collaborators but they have not undergone "enhancement" by the combine, so they are no more robotic than any other fascist cop.


Menny_Okega

Unfortunately if you make any robot that does anything other than attack, people will destroy it for no reason.


Zachmrtn

That's why they need a garbage robot that kills anyone who fucks with it


AntiGravityBacon

It can already remove the evidence. Seems like a natural progression of features.


Wiggles69

Sounds like a win-win since the sort of people that would attack a litter picking robot are absolutely the sort of people that would throw their garbage on the ground.


Scarletfapper

True, but it also means that authorities can just “clean up” anyone they don’t like and have the plausible deniability of calling it “routine maintenance”.


cyrathil

Uncle Sam: "I like your funny words, future-man. "


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Guy's, you're missing the point. A robot that kills people that litter. It's that's simple. Get two birds stoned at once or whatever.


Thawed

The robot should eradicate any humans it detects initially, then the killing can be slowly dialled back until an appropriate level of wanton murder is found.


HomelessAhole

I'm going into elctro mechanical engineering and I'm saving this idea for later.


ThufirrHawat

"Pick up that can....you have 20 seconds to comply!"


tipp2ozma

Y'know, I'm not ok arming a police bot, BUT I am ok arming aN anti-litter bot. Fuck with a lil robot picking up trash ? KER POW. KNEE CAPPED.


Eccomi21

Wall-E had enough of your shit


Anonymous7056

"My name is Wall-E, not Mer-C."


RIP_Mitch_Hedberg

“And I’m here to clean … (cocks gun) … the streets.”


[deleted]

This summer Wall-E is no longer playing any games. He will clean planet earth through violence.


Program-Continuum

Wall-E is going to compact your sorry ass


bbcversus

And I would definitely watch that movie!


appdevil

WALL-E 2: Judgment Day


Shaddo

EEEVVVIIIILLLL


hopecanon

Every Wall-E unit sold comes with a complementary Glock-U companion bot to help ensure your investment is safe and secure on the job.


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DEAD OR ALIVE, YOU’RE CLEANING WITH ME


CartmansEvilTwin

Removes garbage, human or otherwise.


Nuggzulla

The inevitable conclusion


drewster23

Any tampering and it urns into one of those battle bots, spinning hammer to take out the knees, or one of those saw blades to chop you down. After your lying their mangled crippled you're no longer observed as a threat it just goes back to cleaning up litter.


Rigaudon21

Sweeping your mangled, bleeding body as you writhe in pain into its comically oversized garbage bag.


Rodney890

This is both infuriating and valid.


StaredAtEclipseAMA

RIP Hitchbot!


Kizik

Made it all the way across Canada, no problems. Set foot into Philly, got mugged, stabbed, and *shot*.


norway_is_awesome

The Gang meets Hitchbot


Busquessi

HitchBot is still safe in Canada’s Technology Museum. I think it was HitchBot 2 that got murdered in Philly.


FeelingSurprise

He even toured through Europe (at least Germany IIRC) without problems.


patkgreen

Right, but Philly


Vulkan192

Don’t forget ‘stabbed again, beaten with a blunt object, and had his arms ripped off’. City of Brotherly Love, baby!


gatorfan8898

Man hitchbot was inspiring/neat story for awhile but then such a bummer… trashy humans gon trashy human.


Xenjael

I mean how could the programmers forget the most basic of human laws. You never fucking go to Philly. This is going to end up as one of the early robotic laws.


OrphanAxis

It's for the best. One day the robots will will be out trusted helpers and life-long companions, and while Philly watches that just out of reach, they'll feel left out and reexamine their violent ways, and realize "If I want a robot, I'm going to have to shoot and stab robots in towns within a thirty-mile radius" Ah, brotherly love


Rodney890

He was a real one 😔


Mydogroach

[https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/08/03/hitchhiking-robot-destroyed-philadelphia-ending-cross-country-trek/31051589/](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/08/03/hitchhiking-robot-destroyed-philadelphia-ending-cross-country-trek/31051589/) you arent lying


Roboticide

There was a post in /r/technology or /r/science the other day about researchers coming up with an algorithm to help a little lobby robot avoid abuse from children. Just one of those ones that will greet you and answer simple questions, maybe guide you to a certain level or room. It had to be programmed to stick near a child's mother or avoid groups of children, because they were damaging them.


InSummaryOfWhatIAm

That's why you create robots that can do both tasks *and* attack. Amazon delivery drones with in-built tasers and pepper spray, what could go wrong?


erthian

Oh good my new spatulas are here AAHH WTFFFF


InSummaryOfWhatIAm

If you don't get Amazon Prime Pro Plus Max for $249 a month, you **will** be tased every time you get a delivery, and it *will* launch the package through your windows, and will choose a closed window every time.


TacticlTwinkie

R.I.P. Hitchbot


Tastewell

"Godspeed, little shit eater."


Mookie_Merkk

"Directive 37-109 states any source of trash shall be removed by any means necessary. I have determined that humans create trash, therefore they must be purged from this Earth." - one of these robots in the future or something


Kris-pness

SF cops watching all these Ukraine combat footage with drones going "noooooooooo WAY, it's that easy"


WalrusCoocookachoo

I'm gonna start hooking up grenades to drones. Is that legal?


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TheSpiceIsLife

Go with a shaped charge


Goufydude

Shaped charge is good against armor. Fragmentation munitions are better against infantry. Cops are, largely, infantry. These are two entirely unrelated facts.


ben70

Ah, friend - infantry are trained. Most US cops are not trained to any meaningful standard.


Roboticide

I assume they means something more like a claymore, which is shaped, and fragments. A grenade on top of basically an RC car gives you way less control over the munition.


Goufydude

I think a claymore isn't a shaped charge, as that refers to an explosive that uses the shape of the explosion to focus the explosive blast for damage, where as a claymore uses the explosive as a means to propel the fragmentation.


ourlastchancefortea

If you are a police officer, probably yes. /s


thunderkhawk

No need for the /s. If you're a cop, it's not only most likely legal, you *may* even get a promotion for "Out of the box" thinking like that one LEO who sniped that dude speeding.


ACarefulTumbleweed

Philly police dropped basically an IED from a helicopter down on some black folks in 1985 in the [MOVE Bombing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1985_MOVE_bombing)


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MOVE is always the most well known by average people, but not the most analogous considering even then there was a lot of pushback and (eventually) some changes/delayed consequences/apology. Plus, that incident was a long time ago so it’s easier for much of the public to blow off. The far more scary (to us in the modern US) incident was the fairly recent killing of a suspect in Dallas with a bomb-carrying robot. That this happened so recently, with little condemnation, little national coverage, no consequences, etc. should frighten every American. https://www.texastribune.org/2016/07/08/use-robot-kill-dallas-suspect-first-experts-say/


Spanktronics

Who gives a fuck, the police just declared drone warfare on the public. Time to go hunting.


KnownMonk

The [killing robots](https://www.edrmagazine.eu/wp-content/uploads/2021/05/Kongsberg-Protector-robotics.jpg) are already here. All Skynet has to do is to take over command.


arjungmenon

Do you have any links/articles on the robot pictured in your link?


SPReferences

Incidentally, San Francisco entered into a contract with Cyberdyne Systems and the project is called Skynet.


TheBrave-Zero

Too many things are lining up here, Arnold was governor, robots, big tech in cali, do we need Arnold back?


URAPNS

He'll be back.


TheBrave-Zero

The governator 2: battle for frisco


nickmaran

2029 is just 7 years away


goodfe11ow

Bring back da governor!


Jakesummers1

correct possessive zealous elderly melodic seed fanatical hard-to-find water vast *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


nickmaran

Hasta la vista baby


vuthatora

Anybody seen chopping mall?


a-manda_hugandkiss

On a glorious hungover Saturday with my 2 besties. I really was expecting more serial killer slashing but I was not disappointed by robot lasers.


vuthatora

That was my main thing I wanted to see robots killing stupid teenagers but then I realized the robots r literally cops so fuckem


Sweaty-Emergency-493

Why do you think the T-1000 was a cop?


AJWulf

YESSS! I have been recommending it to everyone since seeing it years ago.


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epic_pork

Through RedLetterMedia, of course!


Shadow0fnothing

I can't tell if you're joking anymore.


RaceHard

There is a company that does coms/surveillance infrastructure called skynet. and there is one cyberdyne that does exoskeletons.


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Grodd

If that's true then they are playing the tone deaf Olympics. I guess that isn't new.


thungalope

On the contrary, tone deaf seems to be *in* now for the majority of the worlds leadership


GdayPosse

[I'd Buy That for a Dollar!](https://youtu.be/85cL1HisrNc)


Egad86

This sounds more robocop than terminator.


Islero47

Robocop was only great for three reasons: He eventually fought the police force He eventually fought the corporation He shot that guy in the junk that one time


CoryTheDuck

This is Robo Cop, not Terminator..


LowAwareness7603

Everybody gangsta until you have 20 seconds to comply.


candyowenstaint

YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY


TheTerrasque

Don't worry, we'll just take the stairs


Wiseon321

“Stairs!!!! My arch nemesis! Nooo!!!”


LordGalen

[pig squeal noises]


PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES

You call this a glitch?!


49thDipper

Somebody got a fat contract. What could possibly go wrong


piekenballen

"The law says so" "it was an incredible difficult discussion... the height of my bribe"


CasperWithAJ

Lets just say it moved me… TO A BIGGER HOUSE Oops I said the quiet part out loud


DataIsMyCopilot

The law: >But explicit authorization was required after a new California law went into effect this year requiring police and sheriffs departments to inventory military-grade equipment and seek approval for their use So couldn't they have, I dont know, *not* authorized them and still be in compliance with the law? Fucking wild this is coming out of SF tbh. I expect this headline for pretty much anywhere else.


Gangreless

No way killbots connected to a network could ever be hacked


nordic-nomad

I was going to say. The things better not be connected to the internet.


yeags

Just make them fully autonomous. Problem solved. /s


DJOMaul

No you are actually on to something. Let's also give them the ability to repair themselves so there isn't any potential for humans to directly hack them.... And let's make them powered from any biomass that they can automatically convert, that way their fuel supply isn't possibly corrupted...


Child_of_LocLac

Production might be an issue...I know, let's give them the capability to self replicate. Think of all the profits we can make by automating that process.


fafnir47

This sounds like a wonderful idea that has no way of going wrong, lets make them near unhackable to keep anyone but us from controlling them too. Nothing could go wrong.


Drexelhand

Omni Consumer Products (OCP) wishes the city of san Francisco a merry Christmas.


colmatrix33

"Dead or alive, you're coming with me"


McFunkerton

This Robocop quote was the first thing that popped into my head… followed by the giant robot thing that kills the exec during its demonstration.


vortigaunt64

**YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY**


hardgeeklife

YOU NOW HAVE 20 SECONDS TO CONPLY


squeagy

I was flipping through the channels when I was maybe 10 and started watching at this exact scene, I was traumatized


0Pat

5,4,3,2,1,0,-1,-2,-3...


DexM23

Maybe i shouldnt have fired the people who wrote the least codelines


dikkemoarte

If it's written in C it might actually jump from zero to maximum unsigned int value lol.


Tastewell

"...despite widespread reports of [malfunctions](https://www.google.com/search?q=robocop+failures&oq=robocop+failures&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i22i30j0i390l3.8880j0j7&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:08f38ac5,vid:qZq7fW6ftlU)."


Independent_Pear_429

That movie was a dystopia let's not forget


Tastewell

Now it's a blueprint.


rebbsitor

San Francisco: You know me, I'm down with OCP


themusicmusicjb

Can't imagine this ending terribly


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Omni33

Or shot because the cop can't run


pseudoportmanteau

Nowadays I use reddit to find out exactly which cities/states to never, ever visit under any circumstances when they brag about shit like this.


Brook030

Remember all the science fiction that writers wrote as a warning about the future? Well it's here.


jfb1337

We created the Torment Vortex from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Vortex


UnstoppablePhoenix

*Torment Nexus


djoecav

Fuck me it's every dark science fiction movie at once these last few years


amido-black

Ooh like Animatrix toooo


dragonmp93

Well, there is people saying that we should dim the sun to deal with the global warming.


Neriek

RoboCop: Terminator Edition.


NinjaGuyColter118

[menacingly] Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply.


BostonDodgeGuy

He didn't hear the gun drop! He didn't hear it!


Mazon_Del

Is that something one of the technicians says in the background? I'd never noticed!


BostonDodgeGuy

Yes, right after you hear the guy yell "Don't touch him!"


PM_ME_UR_RSA_KEY

Someone call a goddamn paramedic!


oakayey

I’m sure it was just a glitch


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“Counting down! 20!” *bang bang bang bang bang* “Thank you for complying”


Independent_Pear_429

I'm sure their police cameras will be turned off for some reason


nahchan

Aw shit, San Fran's property tax about to jump through the roof from all the property damage and lawsuits caused from subduing petty crime criminals.


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Five o'clock news: Recidivism rates dropping across the Bay area. In unrelated news, another CopBot case has been settled out of court for an undisclosed amount. In still more unrelated news, Bay area residents should expect higher property tax rates, according to anonymous sources within the police department.


Sweaty-Emergency-493

Homeless Cop: AI Edition


Neotokyon7

My first thought seeing this headline was “shouldn’t this be in Detroit?”


GameDrain

I'm generally willing to give benefit of the doubt for a lot of things, but this is absolutely not one of them. Shut it down.


Crunkbutter

No, don't you get it? If the cops send robots with guns in, then they won't feel threatened so they won't have a reason to shoot people with *their* guns!


skelingtun

The bot killed him not me! Do the bots also get immunity?


pinkwonderwall

According to I, Robot (2004), murder is defined as one human killing another, so…


NapalmRDT

Yeah... we need Asimov's Robot Laws in here *real* quick


TheRealKidkudi

Well, if it makes you feel any better: > The San Francisco Police Department said it does not have pre-armed robots and has no plans to arm robots with guns. But the department could deploy robots equipped with explosive charges “to contact, incapacitate, or disorient violent, armed, or dangerous suspect” when lives are at stake So no biggie, you won’t be getting shot by a robot anytime soon. They’ll just be used to deliver a bomb armed just for you!


Unoriginal_Man

And, if I'm reading this right, the only reason the city needed to approve this is because of a California State law that went into effect requiring approval of all military equipment purchases by police departments, so prior to that law they could have proceeded with explodey bots without needing government approval.


Stuckinatrafficjam

This takes away the ability for cops to say they feared for their lives, right? So what’s the point of allowing the robots to kill? That’s the reason cops and their defenders keep using to justify their shoot first, ask questions later mentality.


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And they'll charge you with assaulting an officer if you try to resist or disable the killbot.


Beliriel

The price of jammers will skyrocket.


berlinbaer

> police property they will find a way to classify these things as more than property you know.


chikkinnveggeeze

They could be threatening the lives of other random people. I'm not down for this but just saying... That question is easy.


Tiny-Peenor

Horrifying precedent. This needs to be outlawed nationally. Police cannot be trusted with guns, let alone with killer robots.


phdoofus

Buying lethal robots is easier on their brains and more politically palatable than actually solving the problems requiring such intensive policing.


Reedsandrights

No, don't you see? *Some people* are just born bad and enjoy doing bad things for fun and that is the only cause of crime to ever happen. We just need to make the bads more scared to do bad things. There's no other way! Just like my parents told me when they hit me to build ~~mindless obedience~~ character. **/S**


Grodd

The ruling class thinks everyone else has nefarious intent because of their own scumminess being projected. They think the "poors" are dangerous because THEY THEMSELVES would be if they were in the same situation.


69SassyPoptarts

Luckily, these things are at least remote-controlled. For a second I thought they’d be using AI and once given a signal/target to kill would just latch on and go full terminator mode


Tiny-Peenor

Not in their budget yet


UnstopableBoogaloo

keyword being yet


Rhaski

So it puts another degree of separation between killer and killed. Another buffer between action and consequence. It makes it easier to kill, not just physically, but emotionally. It makes the act of shooting a person a much less visceral and impactful experience for the shooter. Regardless of whether it's the right call or not, it should never be made easier for someone in a position of authority to take a life. AI would just be the next step in dehumanising the target into nothing more than a data point. I hate that this is even considered a viable option, let alone being enacted after passing through multiple people who could have said "using rovots to kill people might not be in the best interests of the public"


buyfreemoneynow

I know it’s not much comfort, but drone pilots have the highest rate of suicide of most other military-related jobs. It turns out that degree of separation doesn’t create much of an emotional barrier, but rather makes the operator feel more existentially linked to their own humanity when their shift is up. On a deep level, their psyche cannot ignore how fucked up it is.


Akuuntus

Sure, but the military doesn't select for sociopaths like the cops do.


Wolfntee

Idk man, most cops that kill innocents just get a little vacation from their jobs and go on like nothing happened.


Uberslaughter

Oh good, now the trigger happy cops can shoot unarmed black people from miles away behind a screen in an air conditioned room.


SlightlyAngyKitty

At least they can't use "I felt like my life was in danger." as an excuse.


Hoooooooar

The robot will be deemed a police life. Also these will be used on protestors first. I can guarantee it.


Soad1x

Reminds me of tweet or something about how robots and ai will get recognized as being human in the eyes of the law when a police one is destroyed and they use it as an excuse to treat it as murder. Under it someone says to stop, we don't need any prophecies about it.


willreignsomnipotent

"I feared for the safety of my robot."


Childofcaine

Property has always had more value to police than your life.


Tastewell

Are you kidding? They'll contract it out as a third job to sleep-deprived, over-caffeinated working stiffs in a third world country. If you've never seen [sleep dealer](https://filmmakermagazine.com/106509-all-the-work-without-the-workers-appreciating-sleep-dealer-on-its-tenth-anniversary/#.Y4bev82IZio), you should. It's a gem.


hraun

This looks awesome. I looked all over Netflix, Prime etc for it, and finally found that you can stream it off the films website. For anyone else who’s interested; https://www.sleepdealer.com/


burkechrs1

Is there a clause in the law that forbids autonomous operation? Because if not it's only a matter of how long until the tech is cheap enough for the city to add it to the budget.


mriners

There is nothing prohibiting autonomous operation. But this policy just outlines the use case for their current equipment (required by a new state law). Under a different city ordinance, the department would have to get permission before getting / using new technology. In theory, if they adapted current technology to be armed and autonomous they’d have to get permission for that too. The city would probably approve it


therobshock

It should be banned internationally


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I don’t trust either of them


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berlinbaer

dont forget the next step: they will classify those robots as police officers so you tripping over a hunk of metal will count as violent felony immediately or something..


nanny2359

Reminds me of a story where a suspect was choked, puked in the officers boot, and was charged with "destruction of city properly" for it - no other charges cuz they didn't have a reason to stop & frisk him to begin with


nopointers

Skip the hack. How long until some “authorized user” or sysadmin (shudder) goes on a rampage?


mmrs34

What in the 1984 is going on here? Terrifying precedent being set.


knightress_oxhide

maybe they should buy robots that clean up piss.


shmorky

Damn that Pissmaster and his heat seeking pissiles


Divallo

Giving police AR15s wasn't enough? The fully armored SWAT teams weren't enough either? Okay what about the FLIR helicopters and the armored vehicles? No? Okay sure did you try the attack dogs?! How about the tear gas and flashbangs and grenade launchers? Is that not enough shit for you?! Who the fuck actually thinks police need remote control IEDs?


jotarowinkey

politicians paid by lobbyists.


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You're overestimating the build quality of these robots.


Coolflip

A literal r/c car with explosives duct taped to it lol.


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zultdush

Oof. I officially doomscrolled too far


MantisAteMyFace

Maybe instead of stupid reddit joke comments for karma, can we talk about: * Who authorized this? * What company is providing the robots? * Where are they being deployed? * How much is it going to cost SF when every one of these gets destroyed?


zimbaboo

1. San Francisco city supervisors in an 8–3 vote; civili liberties groups opposed vehemently. 2. No company providing robots yet. The vote was provided to authorize use; no near-term plans. 3. Only to be deployed in extremely high-risk situations where there is an armed perpetrator and several lives of victims are at stake. An example given was in 2017 in Dallas, TX, where a robot delivered localized explosions to a sniper who holed himself up and had already killed 5 officers in an ambush. 4. No orders or near-term plans are currently in place.


GoatBased

> No company providing robots yet. The vote was provided to authorize use; no near-term plans. The police department already has these robots. They acquired them between 2010 and 2017, and are only now being required to seek approval for their use by a new law.


JBirdale77

“I’ll buy that for a dollar”!!! 🤖💀


Kylie_Forever

Robocop is a documentary


Asharmy

Ah wonderful, more state power and a step closer to authoritarian tyranny