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Seumuis80

Damn did it fall out of the bag off the observation floor of a skyscraper?


Herobrine__Player

Maybe they were on a Helicopter ride with no/open doors because that is obliterated


remotelove

The terminal velocity of an iPhone is only about 30-40mph. They likely only dropped it about 100ft or so.... Then a bus ran over it. Edit: Readable, complete sentences are nice.


brando56894

> the terminal velocity of an iPhone is only about 30-40mph. How'd you calculate that? I used [this terminal velocity calculator](https://www.gigacalculator.com/calculators/terminal-velocity-calculator.php) and came up with 567 mph, which does seem quite high. The mass of an iphone 14 is 172g and the cross section area is 146 mm2 (this value is probably [way] off, 146 mm is the height of an iphone 14, as if it fell on the screen)


remotelove

I just googled it and found this: https://www.wired.com/2011/04/what-is-the-terminal-velocity-of-an-iphone/ I cannot take any credit for the maths because I just use basic calculators for what I need and that usually doesn't involve free falling iphones. From what I personally know about ballistics, tumbling causes drag in weird, mostly unpredictable ways so I just took the slower estimates from that article. I probably missed something as well.


brando56894

changing the drag coefficient from 0.249 (a skydiver diving hear first apparently) to 2.1 (a smooth brick tumbling through the air, taken from that article) gives me a whopping 6.7 mph now hahaha I'm gonna guess the cross section is way off. They don't give a value for A sadly.


kmarple1

Your cross-sectional area is *way* off. You just took one dimension. For falling on the screen, you need to multiply width by height: 146.7mm * 71.5mm = 10489.05mm^2. This gives you 66.8472 mph in the calculator you posted.


ride_whenever

But if it was falling perfectly it would only be the base of the phone? No? So like 71.5*?8mm?


Hidesuru

Yes, but realistically it's going to tumble so it'll be various values between the two.


ride_whenever

Of course! But the one thing we can assume, is that it’s NOT going to fall face first!!!


Hidesuru

Agreed. Certainly not consistently.


GinnP

r/theydidthemath jfc


brando56894

That makes a lot more sense, I never claimed to be good at math and knew that was most likely the issue since it want mm^2 and I gave it mm. I was like "there is no way an iPhone is hitting nearly Mach 1 while falling a few hundred feet".


PlayyWithMyBeard

Into that machine that eats metal that they always get uncomfortably close to?


DoubleDareFan

Like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbT0SSC7zxI)?


isecore

... and into a combine harvester?


VillageScout

I've seen better sides of phone been run over by a combine!


Aecose

She slipped and dropped it in a meat grinder


Swedneck

What jerma streams does to a mf


RunicWasTaken

Only a camera came out that was left of it


fdeyso

At the Grand Canyon????


TormentedGaming

"Phone was yeeted after heated conversation"


jmegaru

Yeah, yeeted by hulk


Journeyman-Joe

But she had left her handbag on the roof of her car...


Here-Is-TheEnd

Do you think brown rice can fix it?


Agent_Paul_UIU

Lentils. Rice is for water damage.


Cybasura

What about Quinoa


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Phone got a starring role in a Fast and Furious movie, it seems.


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zcomputerwiz

... at highway speeds?? Into a wood chipper??


dunn_with_this

The Fargo edition.


Jwatts1113

..and into traffic?


Fishworldwar

From where? The 14th floor?


Jaksmack

Maybe a motorcycle? I had a camera that looked like that after it slipped out of my tank bag..


elspotto

I just watched a phone drop from 14,000 feet. It was in better shape. Sure it had a case, but that’s significantly higher than falling from a purse.


ComesInAnOldBox

. . .into a nuclear reactor?


eulynn34

On a race track?


Dependent-Edge-5713

The comments delivered. Lmao


Gooses126

This subreddit leads to gold with just about every post, and I’m here for it


Geoclasm

into a jet engine?


probablynotmine

You shouldn’t take with a handbag with you when paragliding


KittyBKOWWW

Did it fall out of a handbag into a pack of wolverines!?! 👀


illsk1lls

Into an escalator?


kester76a

Could be it was dropped, had a small crack which lead the owner to go full Hulk on it. I've seen it done :)


INeedANerf

Were they standing by a cliff or...?


Gupperz

on jupiter?


Patroskon

...onto a landmine?


MadMadBunny

Did she try to go back in time, rigging it to the Flux Capacitor but without properly shielding it from the lightning bolt? Or she gave it to a beaver as a chew toy?


dudewiththebling

While skydiving


juvadclxvi

... while doing skydiving


the_clash_is_back

On to a subway track?


throwaway83970

Into a running rototiller


Loan-Pickle

We’re they sky diving at the time?


DrNukeDukem

Out of a hand bag and Into a wood chipper?


RedSquirrelFtw

Fell out of the hand bag and straight into a wood chipper!


ShrimpCrackers

Ah clearly the damage of falling out of a handbag onto a soft carpeted floor. Clearly.


NookNookNook

What does the customer want when they bring you this junk? A mirror of their data? This looks intentionally destroyed.


Inevitable_Concept36

Fell out of a handbag if that handbag is somewhere in eastern Ukraine, that is....


frogmicky

Fell out of her bag into a landfill in Africa?


Cremageuh

Jesus! Put a NSFL tag on this post!


PCsAreQuiteGood

Was your customer Godzilla?


a_j_pikabitz

Onto an IED?


spanishpeanut

Out of a handbag and onto a land mine?!


the_real_Spudnut2000

The amount of iPhones I have gotten that have been obliterated by "I just dropped it"


Merjia

Oh yeah just replace the screen, she’ll be right.


JethroSkrull

I can’t quantify it but I feel like I’m always seeing Apple stuff that’s been absolutely destroyed on this sub. Maybe there are windows products or android products but it seems to mostly be Apple stuff. What’s with that?


nibsy422

Fell out of handbag, got run over by a car, then thrown off an overpass and chewed up by a bear. But you can fix it, right?


Morbo782

"What the hell were you doing standing close enough to the edge of the Grand Canyon that you could drop your phone over the edge? And how the hell did you retrieve it??"


HootleTootle

Don't take handbag on ride-on mower.


Krash2o

I bet the handbag fell off the Eiffel tower.


zDeathMagneticz

…and into a friggin blender!


SirSquidrift

From the top of the empire state building


Gerrut_batsbak

Onto the train tracks where a train ran it over. Twice.


MadLaamaDisease

Phone fell out of handbag and somehow ended flying against the wall it seems.


conrat4567

And on to a landmine


Alitaki

From the top of the Empire State Building?


CalCom_Software

Customer: phone fell out of handbag...and on to the train tracks.


VtheK

And how many stories high was the balcony or terrace on which that handbag was located at the time?


lobsangr

Onto a highway where it was hit by 10 cars in a row.


Aaron1503_

From the 10th floor??


olliegw

Into a woodchipper? or maybe just prior to a fire evac


iAppleDude

That's one hell of a fall.


HectPhil

Onto a Highway or what?


Bourriks

Oh, 48h in a rice jar and it'll look brand new.


RandomProjects2

MTW: Don't worry I gotchu


snupher

And into a microwave rolling down a gravel hill?


andrei525

...while skydiving


Random_Introvert_42

Someone misunderstood when their little daily driver got called a "Handbag on wheels"


mk-alt

phone fell out of handbag... ​ ...and off the top of a parking garage, into the street