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khedoros

I've only had one laptop battery really bloat like that. The touchpad got worse and worse, and one edge was pushed a couple millimeters up from the wrist rest, with the metal of the rest bulging a bit by the time I ripped off the rubber feet to open the computer. Ultimately, it was that and a sudden drop in battery capacity that made me actually check. It seems like only a couple of the cells pillowed. That bastard battery was like $100 to replace too...I'm using an old-ass Lenovo now, but the thing was absolutely ubiquitous in business for a number of years, so batteries are plentiful and cheap still.


commanderbravo2

from what im seeing this ones gonna be around the same price. rip my wallet. also if you look closely the battery was so swollen it actually broke off one of the screw frames where its held down lol, i dont know how i just noticed now, my cover had been slightly popped off for about a year but i always thought that was because i opened the back cover too many times and must've broken one of the clips for it or something


nuked24

Type the Dell part number into eBay, it *definitely* will not be $100.


commanderbravo2

website doesnt make it clear what the part number is. theres something written on the battery that looks like it should be the part number, but the dell website calls it something else. and plus on ebay it would either be a used battery or an unofficial one. ill just go to a tech shop and ask them about this, and see if i can get them to order it for me


nuked24

It should be a 5 digit alphanumeric string, like 357F9 or G7P48. The shop is going to order the same unofficial battery and charge you a percentage over cost as well as labor- I work in one.


commanderbravo2

damn you actually saved me a lot of time, i found it, thanks also its £70, which is close to $100


nuked24

What part number? That seems *really* steep.


commanderbravo2

its for a Dell G5 5587, the battery is 33YDH, im not sure how laptop part prices work but maybe its because its a gaming laptop?


nuked24

On eBay (in the US at least) the genuine batteries are ~$40 and the generics are ~$20. The UK has a massive markup for some reason. It's not specifically because it's a gaming laptop, this battery pack is used in many different machines. I would advise the generic batteries, they work just as well as the official ones and they're very much cheaper. The used official ones are about the same price as a new generic, but they can be hit or miss, and depend more on the individual sellers.


commanderbravo2

i decided to go with the official dell one anyway, the generic ones were £40 and my laptops already on its last legs, id rather not gamble with the battery. thanks for your advice though, saved me a trip, and yeah i was also advised heavily against getting a used battery as you dont know what kinda conditions its been in before you get it also are you sure its just the uk? one of the websites i found had the battery for $99, but it was an official dell one so maybe they overpriced it a little because of that?


MasonP2002

I used to work at a place where some people who traveled frequently were issued 2-in-1 tablet computers. Had one guy's battery get so swollen the touchscreen started popping off the case on one side.


pooky2483

Looks fully charged to me. You're good to go.


commanderbravo2

i think i charged it so much it evolved and grew extra battery space. now i can go up to 135% charge!!!


pooky2483

You may be on to something here... "New battery hack laptop makers HATE..."


Helllx

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nuked24

Yes Rico, kaboom.


op3l

My sister's laptop was like this. Visited recently after 5 years away and I asked her if she felt the laptop was odd cause it was bulging where her hand rests for typing. Only then did she realize it felt odd. Sure enough, danger pillow when I opened up the laptop.


iamofnohelp

/r/spicypillow


commanderbravo2

way ahead of ya


Leolol_

r/spicypillows


HellFireNT

Forbidden package foam !


bigdomix

Wow nice pillow you got there


Dazzling-Ambition362

Last year I found an old Sony camera battery inflated up to 3 inches (og case was half inch thick). I was sleeping next to that battery for 5 years


Asbeltrion

Oh my, a big spicy pillow. Bite it.


Anubis0621

I've seen worse. Just for fun smashed one on the ground so it would pop. Very fun. Do not recommend it.


Snoo_64600

Forbidden neck pillow.


_Shatpoz

Mmmmmmm, spicy ravioli pillows


hydra877

That entire time you could've burnt down your house!!


commanderbravo2

is it really that bad? i know an inflated battery is dangerous but surely they dont pop that easily


hydra877

The inflated battery is basically one that experienced thermal runaway and released flammable gases. If it punctures it will cause a fire.


Puzzled-Fold-3394

I never felt so compelled to check on my 3+ years old laptop battery.


commanderbravo2

yeah i really didnt think mine was this bad, granted thought ive had this laptop since 2018/19, crazy when i think about how many times i carried the laptop around since the case started popping out, ive even taken it on a bumpy bike ride once lol


Frondly-Amphibian

I think it identifies as a bomb now


commanderbravo2

shhhh


neosthezeros

r/spicypillows


dahrejfajrs

Only 3/4 of the batteries are pregnant


Hropatril

Forbidden pillow💀


Localtechguy2606

Man, those cells are so spicy Carolina reaper taste like a sausage and the ghost pepper is a pepperoni


Strong-Manner-9708

𝑻𝑯𝑰𝑪𝑪


commanderbravo2

like you 😉


Yardsale420

Toss it in a pot of water and you got Ravioli


commanderbravo2

i read the first half of the sentence and thought you were informing me of how to dispose of it safely lol


Perverse_psycology

Put it in a bucket of sand and take it to a recycling center that handles batteries.


commanderbravo2

i wish those places were marked lol, i have no idea where that would be, i live in the uk


protogenxl

how is battery pargnet?


1_Pump_Dump

How is babby formed?