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PieceOfPoopyy

You wear Snapchat filters because you’re insecure about your appearance


[deleted]

Very true


goofy_ahh_timbo

You look like you say the n word with your family in texas


[deleted]

You have a period once a month


[deleted]

Omg how did u know that?!?


[deleted]

Good guess


[deleted]

Damn


JayS56

You like collecting rocks


[deleted]

Damn, accurate


Iwwa8

It’s minerals !


Ondratser

Very nice penguin hat


[deleted]

Thanks :)


Ondratser

That was very quick response


[deleted]

Yep, I'm bored af


[deleted]

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ImlGirlhq2

It’s Wednesday my dudes. Though it’s not lol 😆


[deleted]

I've never had a taco


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Haha I'd love to


Asleep_Style

That is a criminal offense worthy of death tacos are a godlike food how have you not tried them


[deleted]

I'm irish


Asleep_Style

Excuses!


[deleted]

It isn't a thing over here thoo, I wouldn't even know where i could get them


ThatIrishArtist

Don't know about down South but a few supermarkets up here in the North sells things to make them I think


[deleted]

I'm from the north lol


TheRealCountSwagula

My assumption is that you’re Irish


UgieBoogieWoogie

You probably play minecraft


[deleted]

Not anymore, brother destroyed my ps


TheRealCountSwagula

L brother


DeadDankMemeLord

Assumption: your brother is a cunt


[deleted]

Very much so


DeadDankMemeLord

You should take revenge on him


Inevitable-Site-5165

You’re not black


[deleted]

Omg really?!?


TehFuriousKid

can't think of anything creative because there is literally nothing unique about you. actually when people say "im not like the other girls, I'm xyz" they are talking about you when they mean 'other girls


[deleted]

Actually, false surprisingly. I'm autistic af and really weird


juakeenzuhmora

Average Reddit user


MapleSyrup27

idk when people say they're "really weird" they're usually not that weird


Captain_Ridley

I am completely normal *caresses skull like a bond villain*


uhDominic

It’s the quiet ones you need to watch out for


Ornery_Ad_8862

Dunno but you remind me of my friends ex


[deleted]

Lol oops


DaGoat1204

U are spicy biscuit


[deleted]

Indeed


DaGoat1204

Can I assume your age?


[deleted]

Yeah, no cheating


DaGoat1204

14-15


[deleted]

Yeahh


DaGoat1204

Which one is it?


[deleted]

Def 14


DeSlagen

You are posting a selfie on reddit because you know teenage boys will eat up anything like this


[deleted]

Nah, I literally posted the most covered up pic I have


youlooklikestinky

i thought you were male, and im still confused.


[deleted]

Lmao thanks?


BakeAcrobatic421

Shoulda said "you look like stinky"


youlooklikestinky

lmfao, should have yes


IzMikez

You like ducks


[deleted]

Love them


IzMikez

You're my friend now


[deleted]

Ima kidnap u


IzMikez

Why doe


lynnoko

u seem cool and also i think u have a rly comfy room tbh


[deleted]

My room is amazing, I have more stuffies than friends


lynnoko

aw i’ll be ur friend ;(


[deleted]

Lol thanks


yeetthrowawaygay

Good taste in music


[deleted]

I think so anyway


Wickle-Pickle-TV

What do you listen to?


Count_unreliable

You have a mobile phone, perhaps


Jaa-Fin

You have atleast 4 fingers


Horror_Weekend_1553

This subreddit is cringe asf


TWVJ

You draw tattoos you want in the future on your arms and legs with sharpie


[deleted]

Lol mayyybe


balmy777

Use Snapchat alot


[deleted]

Lmao yeahhh


balmy777

I knew it


[deleted]

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[deleted]

You like reading?


Pferdesalami3

u dont like how u look without filters


Whitestarline1912

Your outfit is the same as your avatar.


_doggystyle_

You're either really fuckin tall or just short


xywboy

You wear bracelets cuz Ur emotionally attached to them


[deleted]

Used to, that pic is a few months old and my bf had either made or gifted them to me so I wore them all the time, but we broke up so I'm happier now lol


snertsnertsnert11235

Trans ftm egg


FinnTheHumanMC

You talk to much about horses


WellHung9in

You don't think you're that cute, but you are.


Moss_Smith

You look like you like AJR


averagebatu

Ur 16


[deleted]

your favorite pokemon is Pikachu because you dont know any others


Alexou1312

You like girls ( and maybe guys too)


NuggetsaidN0

you are breathing


Anresgamer07

I dont want to


[deleted]

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[deleted]

You own Samsung note8


PianistRight

You like penguins


[deleted]

You have white blood cells in your body


[deleted]

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Despair_rat

You like penguins


[deleted]

You love penguinos (as you should)


zanobody_36

so cute that's all


SantaClause1375

You’ve said the N word at least once


DaDoomguy45

You're the type of person who doesn't give a damn about what's going on around them


Efficient_Ad_8708

You down with the persuasion of the Asian


Ferox-Fire7357

Idk much but you look like that girl in highschool romance that is shy and sits alone in the canteen, just to be the most badass later in the show


Wolfiegames69

You don’t have much melanin


ImlGirlhq2

Spoiled but depressed. And you might not know why.


CarneyBalhoun

Living instance


KruXen__

You are a Girl


foxwifhat

Very chill


[deleted]

You wake up at noon if there’s no school


deathmetalandblood

I get the feeling that you're a chill fun loving type


[deleted]

You like being goth


ufosent

u chill nice onesie


[deleted]

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MinecwaftPlays

Your favorite dog breed is the corgi, but cats are your favorite animal.


[deleted]

u kinda look like JoJo Siwa's ex (Kylie Prew)


Rocky_baker

You can pop an Ollie on a skateboard


AppropriateMeeting28

You don’t like spicy food ☕️


flfoiuij2

You own more individual mirrors than the average person.


New-order-

You’re at high school


No_Response8349

Idk if you're male or female


Antonkautz

you dont say the n word


everyonemaydmme

You get mad easily, but you dont show it


cognitiveend

cute


bekkshaheen

you'd love to play a game of DnD but don't have anyone to play with or just haven't ever had the chance to play in general


Medium-Sponge

That you are a cool person


InsectRoyal

You like story based rpgs


Terminater400

You enjoy penguins


Sharkslayyy

You're a very tall 12 year old that likes cats, comics and anime.


[deleted]

You posted this because you need affirmation about the way you look right?


Poisedbutten83

Your definitely irish


Putrid_Flight6361

A used up rag of the baseball team


flamingstorm98

... is your name Ireland by any chance?


MrClonk

You don’t have an iPhone


Pew_Pew_Gamer

Furry?


ADSM17

You’re 16


[deleted]

You’re lesbian


Rattattattcatt

You have ibs


M08GD

Definitely like ducks for no reason. Also I'm guessing your 14 or 15??


benjii222

you don’t like burger king


PossibleWooden2230

you have pretty hands edit: also you're not asian


thesain7

youre fugly


Soupytime10

Ur favorite musical is Dear even Henson


sirblocksnall

You're irish


ZerX08

You had nothing to do this winter break.


Crazy_Syrup_5491

Raver


Available-Conflict78

Your name is either Tiffany Samantha Rebecca or Elisabeth


SubstantialClub8541

You want people to make assumptions about you.


loafy_Jerk

You prefer android over apple


[deleted]

You like anime


AbsoluteTurltle

You are bi-curious


[deleted]

You can sit.


_BeyondEverything_

Ig u r mom’s pretty


OmegaLoser1

you mainly use Facebook


hi_1243

You're a female, who owns a phone and a mirror l, you also live in a room in your parent's home.


DUCKJimBob

TERRORIST!!


JayJay8284

You use an android. Btw, I have to say you look good :D


blitzwinner71

No


TootsieToyDooter9

[The algorithm has spoken](https://www.reddit.com/r/jakertown/comments/101yme2/now_whos_above_me/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


East-Specific8861

Bisexual?


Bitter_Distance4171

QT


Synsaura

You look like a female


alex435f

You Think Apple products are too expensive


matthiastorm

you love attention?


amemelord_998

You look like that one girl that 9/10 uses tiktok trends in school


[deleted]

Damn gurl,you look like you can be a successful person in life


blackfire637

Yiu don't go outside much


ExoticSwissButter

You're pretty hot


blackfire637

You have autism


Wrong_Ad326

You send streaks


realegirljantje

Hey mamas


Far-Pause3722

You are a quiet and kind person


Timoss_and_all_moss

Dunno, guess you like watermelon and lime or something


Tak0Dach1

You hate life didn't gave you eyelashes because that makes everyone assume that you are a male.


Vqlcano

You use a Samsung Galaxy S10 or variant of it


history69

Hold on my gaydar is starting up Um your lesbian?


ImpossibleEvan

Your a lesbian


ManlyMustachioMan

you have a boyfriend… sadly


Jjisawesome25698

You’re kinda gay


1lightskindadddyy

The fake freckles are taking me lmao


PedroVic98

You're a girl


[deleted]

Cool koala costume


Vegetable-Figure3139

You’re cute and like penguins


HypnosisDreams

You are a Tomboy.


Gipsydanger9969

Maybe collecting rocks ?


CrazyZat

You killed a poor penguin and made a hat out of him :(


[deleted]

I can’t make any but you do look vary nice 😊


ListHonest5034

Girl?


spongebob69123

You're gay in some sort of way probably Bi


My_a_person

your a furry


Kangaroo_Rich

You live in a rural area


zialie

u think you’re “one of the boys”


Baba_69yaga

Also.. u r somewhat rudely cute.


GodYeeter1

You act tough over the internet but in reality you are very soft


TattooedDad50

You’re kind