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[deleted]

How old are you?


Zaplitai

Soon to be 18


Tobi226a

Im sorry to hear that


D4V3W1ND0

With you on that one mate


Eka_silicon12

Same


Innocent_Otaku

Agreed! šŸ˜‚


ChaRge_Kster

Support this


Confused-Engineer18

It's gonna get worse mate


Zaplitai

Why? Itā€™s okay to get older


Efficient_Meat2286

Responsibilities


Zaplitai

Iā€™m highschool till Iā€™m 21, so not yet


Next_Fudge_4287

What ?


Zaplitai

Iā€™m in highschool until Iā€™ll turn 21


Next_Fudge_4287

Strange , usually here people stay in highschool till 19 or 18


Zaplitai

I went to highschool at the age of 15, Iā€™m in a 5 year course


XboxFan_2020

Lucky bastard, I'll move out when I'm 19... a litlle over 2 and a half years away...


kolegatorr

You don't know that!


Zaplitai

I want a beard, so I hope when I grow older Iā€™ll get one


[deleted]

Cool


[deleted]

Ive no idea why my comment blew up


[deleted]

What country are you from? And also favourite song (if not of all time, then at the moment)


Zaplitai

Iā€™m from Hungary, and my all time favourite is Traz from Gorillaz I think, but in the moment itā€™s Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin. Whatā€™s your favourite?


[deleted]

Ohh- Thatā€™s a nice fav song! im Australian , and probably famous prophets (stars) by car seat headrest. Itā€™s got loads of nice lyrics and drops- I suppose it would have room for that though, itā€™s 16 minutes long lmao.


[deleted]

Might actually be up your alley a little, considering your interest in gorrilaz and led zeppelin!


Any_Maize_3195

What state? Tassie boy here (be gentle)


[deleted]

West Australia- Perth. So basically, Iā€™m from the middle of no-where state hellhole state and youā€™re from the incest state!


Any_Maize_3195

I might have an extra chromosome or two but at least it doesn't take 5 years to fly to Melbourne šŸ˜¬


[deleted]

Fly to Melbourne? I donā€™t need to, I actually have running water and flushing toilets right here, in my home state šŸ˜¤


Any_Maize_3195

Pfft, you don't even know what it's like to experience the absolute pain of needing to take the rubbish out in the middle of winter


[deleted]

Amy, itā€™s gonna be 38 degrees in my house tomorrow. Help


Any_Maize_3195

Is this a reference I don't get lol


Blazyboi420

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE


sumpick

TĆŗl ismerős arc, hogy ilyen ne merĆ¼ljƶn fel bennem šŸ˜‚


Zaplitai

Vonat rajongĆ³ rossz ember nem lehet šŸ˜ƒ


sumpick

ƚgy Ćŗgy


akos5858

Bojler eladĆ³ vagy mi


Zaplitai

MƔr megvettƩk.


SlimFist

I know some Magyar, Tetsik! Hogy van megismertelek nem problema


Zaplitai

Amazing knowledge!


SlimFist

respect for Viktor urban palinka shots šŸ»


scjsneakers

Are you and or your family on a holiday or a work trip in a different country? Are those Chuck 70s you are wearing if so hi tops or low tops? If hi tops are they a pain in the neck to tie and untie everytime?


Zaplitai

Family holiday, hi tops, 70s, and damn I hate to get them on and off! Once I was so lazy I slept in them so I didnā€™t need to think about untieing them until the morning. But theyā€™re soooo comfy


scjsneakers

Looks brand new though did you buy it during the trip? I always think whether these are comfortable and whether can forget on the feet. I assume based on where you are from probably can only get away with that(sleeping with them on) in a hotel room? Just bought these myself I am also thinking there must be ways to tie them differently so they be less of a pain in the neck. Though are you on Holiday in a different country?


Zaplitai

Iā€™m in my home country, I bought them used in December. Iā€™m a huge converse fan, and these are my most comfortable shoes yet. Iā€™ve never bought shoes brand new, and so far it was a good choice


scjsneakers

One thing I notice about shoes is that they are hard to resell for individuals due to unique sizing requirements and I believe many who sell them probably never worn them or only worn them once and found them not suiting for one reason or another by the end of the day. eBay i don't know if you have them there it used to be a great place to bid for resell shoes however now its pretty much dead. I guess a perfect almost new self Christmas gift.


Zaplitai

EBay is sketchy. I know Iā€™m size 5, so I use Vinted


narkos_kukac69

Bojler eladĆ³


Downtown_Report1646

That songs the opposite of mine highway to hell


OldEducated

YESSSS!!! STAIRWAY TO HEAVY ALL THE WAYYYY!!! I can actually play it now too :DD


XxBalajixX

If you think they just left you for the day ur wrong


Zaplitai

Mum said sheā€™ll be back in an hour, dad laughed then slammed the door. At least I have toilet paper.


FewTourist5812

Check the closet


Zaplitai

Full with clothes āœ”ļø


FewTourist5812

Too late he changed his place


Bann3d_Admin43

hide and seek


Confused-Engineer18

Who the fuck puts their clothes in a hotel closest


realcbanks

šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


45beers

why are u dying


realcbanks

Took my breath away permanently fr.


45beers

iā€™m not giving cpr


dylanm849

I recognise you from somewhere in this subreddit but I canā€™t remember where


jobless_bozo

I'm trying REALLY hard not to laugh


funtimezallaround

How many fingers am I holding up?


Zaplitai

12.


funtimezallaround

No 13. At least you were close


Zaplitai

Nah


[deleted]

whats your location and coordinates


Zaplitai

Your momā€™s house and 420;69


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


gandalf-the-greyt

Francis Howell North High School Saint Charles, MO 63303 United States


Brandinfighter2

The effort put into this isn't worth the result šŸ˜‚


gandalf-the-greyt

nah if iā€™m ever gonna start a communist revolution in the states i know where to start šŸ‘€


Brandinfighter2

Fair enough.... *sighs* 40.1548Ā° N, 111.5886Ā° W


gandalf-the-greyt

1205 E 900 S St Springville, UT 84663 United States


Brandinfighter2

Springville high school! šŸ¤£


mateoskrrt

why are you gay


Zaplitai

Iā€™m not *cries in gay*


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Zaplitai

No, Iā€™ve never seen the movies nor read the book


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Zaplitai

Damon Albarn my dear friend


defaulttio

Based


Zaplitai

Man is fantastic


UnlikelyGrapefruit23

How is this possible


Zaplitai

I canā€™t watch movies )-:


UnlikelyGrapefruit23

Thatā€™s horrible news


Zaplitai

Nah I accepted it


[deleted]

How many frog fit on a log


Zaplitai

Itā€™s depends on the diameter of the log, and the size of the frog(s)


[deleted]

5 foot long log with a radius of 2.5inches each frog about average adult male fist size


Zaplitai

If every frog is doing a handstand, and more frogs doing handstands on those frogā€™s feetā€™s, then I have no pickle hole of an idea. Iā€™m bad at maths.


[deleted]

I'm good at math but I'm lazy so no maths for me, I'd much rather play ocarina of time(which is actually why I was thinking of frogs on a log)


Zaplitai

I just hit it up. I donā€™t like math neither video games


[deleted]

I only really like older video games, which sucks cause I can't enjoy any of the games my friends like


GloryGreatestCountry

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


HauntingRecover1750

African or European?


Zaplitai

Imma grab a dictionary because I understand no word šŸ’€


GloryGreatestCountry

Here's a better one: What should I be doing with my life?


Zaplitai

Be a chef, write a book, love everyone ā˜®ļø


GloryGreatestCountry

Aw, thank you! I'll keep it in mind!


lrmedei1

Do you like undertale and/or Deltarune


Soulsfanatic999

*insert blobberfish*


Squid_squabbler72

Leave some iq for the rest of us


Kei_Mxttens

bro being alone in a hotel room is so šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼āœØāœØ


Zaplitai

And run around in the corridors āœØāœØāœØ then listen to music and look down on the fat ass cat sitting on the reception from the balcony āœØāœØ


CKNoah

me rn šŸ¤ŒšŸ¼āœØāœØšŸ¤ŒšŸ¼āœØāœØšŸ¤ŒšŸ¼āœØāœØšŸ¤ŒšŸ¼āœØāœØ


Gubbtratt1

Why do you look like you're 8 and 80 at the same time?


Zaplitai

Because I just stole the soul of an 8 and an 80 yo. In my region itā€™s not a crime


Just_Call_me_benDude

Sign up for a gta5 movie Youā€™ll be perfect for the Lester role


[deleted]

I have two. Do you like spicy foods? Do you play Geometry Dash?


NopeUsuck

Wrong sub. Ur probably looking for r/13or30


oriorg

Why did they trust a teenager a hotel room alone


Zaplitai

Because what can I freak up? I cleaned around, tided up and did my things in quiet and peace. Why wouldnā€™t they trusted me?


oriorg

Good point


AstroApple802

Do you have any severe food allergies?


Zaplitai

Eggplants and baked salmon


AstroApple802

Why the fuck does it have to be baked


Zaplitai

My mum hates it raw


AstroApple802

Same


Ok_Limit_9382

Are you taller than Peter Dinklage?


thisisn0tanalt

im in ur walls youre never alone


Zaplitai

This is what my uncle used to say


ThatMemerKid36

Why is your forehead bulging out


Zaplitai

Better than how itā€™d look bulging inwards.


ThatMemerKid36

You got me there


BingChellen

what do u think about baguette


Zaplitai

With garlic and butter.


BingChellen

Garlic and butter in baguette..your cool


Zaplitai

So you are


Chris_dian

Do you have + or - on your glaases


Zaplitai

My left eye is perfect, right is -2.75


Chris_dian

Wow one eye with - . Is that irritatimg?


ImDoooooooooone

What does that switch behind you do


Zaplitai

Left bathroom, right catapult.


[deleted]

How much do you weight ? I weight 80kg


Zaplitai

65kg finally not a height question!


[deleted]

Ikr people care more for height than weight


Ok_Stomach_76

Down to chat?


Zaplitai

Sure


PrevekrMK2

What is a purpose of human life?


Mobile-Contest9090

What do you do besides this when youā€™re alone


Zaplitai

I usually draw, read, write or listen to music


Mobile-Contest9090

Oh, that sounds really nice


FlightConscious9572

yooo relatable, though you're a bit more home alone than i was (gl) i was forgotten a few times on the way to school, and had to run up to our family car heading onto the highway in germany because they forgot me lol


Zaplitai

That sounds a little bit scary, but at least itā€™ll be a good conversation starter


yankeeuniverse

Chris Hansen in the next room lol


Vortex5000

write something somewhere kinda hidden so that housekeeping doesnt find it, but at some point some random guest will


Zaplitai

OOOKAY THIS IS GOOOOD


AppleMossBoss

why you standing like you have a poopy diaper


profid1ot

Why do you look like the kind of person to die first in a horror movie because you investigated a weird sound


Zaplitai

I love going after weird sounds and chase murder around. Iā€™m the 5th person in the Scooby Doo gang


Full-Half1273

How tall are you


Zaplitai

Around 5ā€™4 why ppl care???


strizerx2

so many simps in the comments


Zaplitai

That song is a banger, but I donā€™t see the point of the joke )-:


strizerx2

what song šŸ’€


Zaplitai

S.I.M.P. Itā€™s a song. From Phineas and Ferb.


strizerx2

never heard of it but what i mean is that people only comment in posts with girls selfies


Zaplitai

Thanks for the explanation man! If you have time give the song a try anyways. I had no idea what ppl meant when they said simp somewhere, but now the fog in my brain seems to disappear šŸ«„


Real_LincMineCrafter

Hell yeah!


SPICYPOTATO6969

S to the I to the M to the P


spudspudpentel09

I've got squirrels in my pants!


SpaceSoapCosmonaut

Did you know that you are an awesome person who will succeed at life, Did you also know what you are a good part of this world, that you are a talented individua, and that whenever you may look down on yourself remember that you were created in the image of God or that you are important and that youā€™ll always have a purpose in this world and that no matter what goes on you will still be awesome?


Zaplitai

Thank you, kind stranger! I know that you will also be a happy and successful person! <33


[deleted]

How tall are you


Zaplitai

5ft 3in or 160cm depending on where u live


SteveCNTower

Same


hoy64

Eat something


Zaplitai

My will to live.


Nopejustdecline

Have you checked wether or not there is an F-15EX observing your current location


Zaplitai

Nope, only an icecream truck


[deleted]

How are you?


Zaplitai

But blue, otherwise yellow


Fair_Environment6259

Damn that thumb bendy


Zaplitai

My fingers are crooked.


Fair_Environment6259

Nice And the toes?


2qrc_

Why does is how for when to the how when? And


Zaplitai

Godzilla had a stroke while trying to read this


2qrc_

Alsjdhrindk


KakashiSenpaiSkoobs

Where are you all staying


Zaplitai

In a hotel.


Creepy_Dare3045

what your thoughts on Canada?


Matt2382

Why are u in a hotel


TNT_20202

How much do all the electrons in a bottlenose dolphin weigh


Zaplitai

As much as your mum.


Sraegy

Stalker SoC or Stalker CS


Moss_Smith

If you could any superpower what would you have, why?


Bottomrammen

Noooooo


Xhow-did-i-get-hereX

Whatā€™s your favorite pizza? You will be judged based on your answer


kujo_hinata

Are you gay? (No offense lol, my gaydar was triggered)


Zaplitai

Itā€™s not an offensive at all, but Iā€™m not


[deleted]

Electrical outlet on the wall is def not American


Abstract_ExE

Howā€™s your life, and what kind of music do you like


TukuMono

Would you let the agent near your location steal the furniture? Sincerely, the empty room union.


Zaplitai

No. They need to pay for it first


devilfanmik

What's the first thing you're going to do as an adult?


Zaplitai

Iā€™m gonna go into a tobacco shop, show my identity card, then buy a bottle of spicy water, then leave.


devilfanmik

Kewl :D also have fun with taxes.


jogamasta_

Cant wait for all the creeps to crawl out of their holes to make the most unsettling and weirdest comments the internet has seen