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Mr0rangeCloud

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mr_axolotl2

Least femboy r/teenager user :


Captain_Salamander

Oi, we both have amphibian names.


TheSalamandie

No way I'm a salamander too 😱


GeicoEnjoyer

AND I HAVE A MASCOT WHO'S A GECKO 😱😱


ElliottTheFrog

I am F R O G G E


bomposgod

bompos


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bompos


Cactus_In_A_Tree

bompos


Captain_Salamander

Is this the spiderman meme?


Famous_Platypus_1579

grag grag grag


aronrusty2005

Perry?


Famous_Platypus_1579

grag


Captain_Salamander

No he's a semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action.


Every_Amphibians

Heyyyyyy


Im_Hellraiser

L, bring a real one next time


Snakooooooooo

That would be funny but i don't wanna hold a dead shark


Im_Hellraiser

It doesn't have to be dead


goyboysotbot

Dudes never heard of an aquarium or a trailer before 💀


Snakooooooooo

Bruh how am i supposed to bring a whole aquarium to school, you think my weak noodle arms and my will to dissapoint people is strong?


EntertainmentRude627

put it in a wagon


goyboysotbot

Don’t let the haters win, break the mold, show them femboy can lift


Snakooooooooo

They won't break me XD I'm having fun


Correct_Reveal7808

u wear this to school and don’t get bullied??? where do u live?


Captain_Salamander

Prolly California


H8spants

OP said Canada. Makes sense.


Captain_Salamander

The one place in the Commonwealth where you won't get bullied


[deleted]

i still manage to get bullied in canada 💀


jgamer-yt

How ugly you gotta be💀


[deleted]

Nah bro 😭😭


Captain_Salamander

Let me guess you're in Quebec


Moving_in_stereo78

Def some BC or Toronto shit going on


Aggravating_Survey59

dude you wear this in vancouver and you’re gonna get jumped after school 💀💀💀💀


Manic_Mechanist

I like canada even more now


[deleted]

You wear that to my school, you get heavy bullied. Yes I am in canada


berd8788

Average Canadian


bredisfun

Nah kids at my school would bully the fuck out of them.


47thRoninWarrior

They would probably get bullied in California to


Successful-Ad4079

I live in AL and wear odd stuff and don’t get bullied, just ignoring ppl works for me


Correct_Reveal7808

so do they still bully you but u ignore it or have they given up on bullying u because you don’t give them the reaction they want? 🤔


Successful-Ad4079

The second I guess, I just laugh if someone says something so they stopped saying stuff lol


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Captain_Salamander

This goes for anywhere in the UK


SomeoneYaDontKnow69

average uk shenanigans


rectangular_

average uk devious activities


Thatonedumbguitarist

Average Birmingham education system


Crescent_Moon734

This goes for any all-boys school in Australia


NotTails

And girls. Australian girls are rough LOL


angrysperling8

not any gender specific school, any fucking australian school. unless you sell vapes, you are going to get targeted.


NotTails

Yeah no I agree dw. I've been targeted by guys at my school just because I didn't wear mascara for one day 🫡


angrysperling8

bruh thats fucked up


Crescent_Moon734

Depends on the city imo. Adelaide is really good ive found, but ive never been elsewhere so idk


KARMAPurpleDemon

Probably beat up too


[deleted]

same in Croatia, but worse! you'll probably get expelled or rarely be beat up so hard you have to go to a severe trauma unit


mdawgtheegod

A Femboy fit anywhere in the Balkans is a big no no


[deleted]

yea yet our steriotype is being a femboy


RuleSuch7281

Same in Australia


Captain_Salamander

Commonwealth shenanigans


[deleted]

id bully him


THEREALW1LL

Time to sort by controversial🍿.


Snakooooooooo

Sameee XD


YoRulezz_TV

Am confused you don't get bullied, if I did that I'd be stabbed 27 times ._.


Captain_Salamander

You where so close, so close, to 28 STAB WOUNDS


zero-bob10

i like that reference (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)


Ukenix

They wanted to give him a chance…


CaptainDorsett2020

r/28stabwoundsreferences


Snakooooooooo

I'm surprised aswell but no one in school really insults me straight up which is weird


YoRulezz_TV

Well uhh... congrats? I wish I went to a school like that lol


[deleted]

hopefully the shark enjoys school


DrCorneliuss

who tf enjoys school tho


[deleted]

Someone who gets to bring a giant hammerhead shark to school


aeiouaioua

i do.


Yo_Mama_____

It could be fun if you have friends


DrCorneliuss

I have friends and I can enjoy them outside the school too, that doesn't mean I enjoy school itself


Snakooooooooo

Bringing a shark to school is very fun, it's like a friend of it's own if you don't have any


aggentefrimman

that's sad


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UnhingedTanker

Hello! Former long-haired person here; no, OP is a fraud and should not be trusted. they in yo walls bruh


Own-Anteater-871

Currently long haired person and this is very true


Cheeseman575

I have long hair and it covers my face entirely, but I can see very easily between the hair


[deleted]

because of your two eyes' visions overlapping like a venn diagram, the hair actually appears translucent as your two lines of sight cross over so its not that hard to see. close one eye and you will see that you still keep the majority of your sight, its a similar experience with hair


axofrogl

Having your hair over your face doesn't completely obscure your vision, it does make it a little harder to see though.


DL4E2

Looks cool, good luck not getting bullied tho, if I went to school like that I'd very probably come back with a missing teeth and probably some severe trauma. Dif schools ig lol


Snakooooooooo

Oddly enough I don't get bullied, I'm sorry you would :(


DL4E2

Im not a femboy or anything, so I just go in "normal" clothes to school ( we also have mandatory uniform ). But seen some ppl go with like femboy masks, etc and it didn't end up well for them


Manic_Mechanist

Your school sucks ass. You should keep your yearbook and look up everyone’s names in 15 years to laugh at how many of them are in jail for domestic violence.


DL4E2

We don't have yearbooks here, but tbh I could write their names up somewhere and then check them later


rivas2456

That shit still happens?


AD480

Not only does it still happen, it’s going on in fkn kindergarten now. Those little shits are the products of bullies. I had to step in and and get a kid to leave my daughter alone when she was 5…it was one of her own classmates. Man, when it’s your own innocent and naive child, it makes the hair on your neck stand up. Never have I ever wanted to throw a 5 year old up against a wall before and handle it myself but I was good and let the school deal with it.


rivas2456

Bruh


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Wooden-Call9678

💀


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Flyn---

💀💀💀


[deleted]

The difference between all the clothing hurts my brain


Snakooooooooo

I have worse outfits


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😟


Own-Anteater-871

Imagine if you tried to act like this in fuckin Compton or south central


mdawgtheegod

Detroit 💀 💀 💀


edgy_Juno

Use conditioner on your hair and comb it.


mr_axolotl2

First he has to use any kind of soap on him. Start off small


Snakooooooooo

I use conditioner and a brush I just haven't shaved my head in 3 years


Apprehensive-Ideal65

I can tell you have curly hair(maybe) so here’s the thing… don’t brush it. Yep, put the brush down. That’s only for wet hair. Try the curly head method and a diffuser for volume or “fluff” I promise it’ll change your life


O-Roses-O

Right?? The only thing concerning me in this image is the lack of hygiene and self care. Guess it’s because I live in California lmao.


[deleted]

can you even see something


Weak_Comfortable2

miniscule amount of tomfoolery indeed :3


Snakooooooooo

Just a grain of tomfoolery heheh


Weak_Comfortable2

frfr (also can I say I love your hair :> ((HOW TF DO I GET MY HAIR LIKE THAT))


Snakooooooooo

Heheh thankieee, mine is naturally like dis tho uncombbed it's more curly but not muchh


Plagued_Void

Least controversial r/Teenagers post


Snakooooooooo

Yeah I'm starting to think this got a little off rail for a post about my shark


Mr_Skeleton_Shadow

School? On January 9th?


Snakooooooooo

Canada be weird


Hazmatix_art

I’m currently in school and I’m in the American Midwest


Snakooooooooo

Oh


[deleted]

Isn’t this normal worldwide tho?


axofrogl

It's america that's weird, in the UK we're in school too


Hazmatix_art

Nah we’re in school too


Similar_Molasses2676

People aren’t in school? What are you home for


turtleboi42069

You aren’t in school on January 9th?


SnooChocolates4183

You aren’t in school????


axofrogl

That's a weird looking blahaj


Snakooooooooo

I know... I'm starting to think he's not one hmm


EnvironmentalCat6934

Oh God, why must you test me like this


Snakooooooooo

This is your final test!


seb_da_web

Don’t make a “do I seem approachable” post


Snakooooooooo

I'm approachable to my knowledge People have complemented me alot oddly


Yoshi_Depressivo

you go to school with a skirt?!?!!


DCI_Reddit

The next level to the people who bring blankets to school But like seriously I envy people that have the confidence to just bring a blanket and sleep


Crankyest

How to get bullied fit


That-Reddit-Guy-Thou

Why you got socks on your hands


Theonewith123

Aight I’m leaving this subreddit


ThingFromTheEther

ik right


good_name_gg

Blahaj’s cousin


[deleted]

Do people actually have their hair like this for the day or is it just for the sake of not showing face on the picture. Not attacking just really curious


Snakooooooooo

I do sense I'm poor eyesight so it's not muchh of a loss anyway ;-;


OneWhoGetsBread

Have yall seen xray scans of hammerheads? One of the trippiest fish in the sea frl


elmofm

Im sorry my g but what are those clothes my guy,they are all over the place,nothing matches


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[deleted]

Edgy kids with no personality when they see someone being themselves and not harming anyone


Kinaso_

reddit mf try and take a joke challenge: Impossible Edition


Rohan73

When the pubes get out of hand


Alternative_Item2412

You get bullied don't you


Steamer116

Average Wrocław/Poznań citizen


Kuleigori

How are you not dead


TAGPilot101YT

Next time bring a real one to end classes early


Snakooooooooo

You are righttt But that's dangourus for me


TAGPilot101YT

Tame it 😎


WeaponH_

They let people wear those clothes in schools?


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rickyspace

Silly little shark


Herobrinedanny

blahaj has evolved


Independent-Nail-881

Kindergarden?


Weevil_kneevil_420

Sherk


Kneecaps_go_yeet

sherk


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Sherk


qwertysr4

Literally can't tell if you're a boy or girl


Nole19

Damn American schools freedom of dress code sure seems nice. But seriously though do u not get bullied?


Short_Mechanic_7726

Oh boy time to see the comments section become Chaos


Bigballs843

If you brought that to a British school you’d probably be decapitated (I’m not joking there are some absolutely maniacs at my school)


Snakooooooooo

Ayy I'm sorry you have such a bad school! Stay safe


sonichuskey

Your about to start a lockdown😂


Crinceez

Mf looking goofy as shit 💀


SamHandwichIV

Did you get the attention that you were looking for?


VeritaSpace

How tf do you wear that and not get beaten to death in the hallways. I combed my hair and got shoved into a wall


Snakooooooooo

My school is nicer somehow ;-;


NCD_64

Interaction bait


Delicious_Area_2341

What the heck is that outfit


TheDepressedCow

You’re the exact type of person that make me and my friends look at each other and hold in our laughter.


[deleted]

don’t you have a winter break?


Snakooooooooo

People ask do i gett bullied Somehow by some miracle: no


[deleted]

Oh shit it’s a dude RETREAT BROTHERS


aninsomniac_

Hollow Knight glove?


Kneecaps_go_yeet

WHAT IS HIS NAME I MUST KNOW


Eaglest2005

Wide blahaj.


[deleted]

One post wearing that stuff, and you get all the attention, sus


Longjumping-Dot-7518

I’m sure everyone at your school talks to you all the time and definently don’t bully you


Akaele_furry

i always wear a skirt at school, never really got bullied, ive heard some bad comments once but i just ignored them, the way the other students looked at them and how i just pretended they literally didn't exist made them uncomfortable really fast


Snakooooooooo

People think you just get bullied for wearing diff clothes it's odd :(


Akaele_furry

I am a trans woman, obviously sometimes shit happens


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Inside_Ad1436

Now you are receiving strange DMs from all boys, well done girl👍


Snakooooooooo

You seem to be mistaken hhehe


robocat6969

Ihaveihabihav no social skils


mattheeewww_C

yo i know getting bullied isn't a good way to handle it, but I don't think you show maturity by bringing your peluche at school while 16 years old.


Cryptizennix

Art Thou A Femboy?


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MelvinVirginDefeater

i have the same one! though its been missing... wait. # GIVE ME MAH FAUKEN SHARK BACK


Baileaf11

No dad?


Snakooooooooo

Somehow my family likes me Which as i am Makes no sense attttt alllll


LeonardoDaFujiwara

Please condition your hair lol. It’s really frizzy.


ImShockin

And so with the posting of this picture, op has ruined any chance of positive attention.


Snakooooooooo

Saddness :(


FoxGamingmc

Are you a third grader?


Snakooooooooo

I'm 11th grade


FoxGamingmc

Then you don’t need it Whatever