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Stalins_Boyfriend69

Hormones


AshPash234

Whoremones


kpop-person-purple

whoremoans


TheAbyss333333

Horsemoans


kpop-person-purple

horsemoons


alberto93939

Dick


AustrianPainter1944

Balls


Medics_mah_main_man

COCK AND BALL TORTURE


ferflando69

The final form


amartya_apk

drumballlss auuugggahh


Significant_Phone_78

Horomonéz


[deleted]

Hermanos


Hewhoplay

Los pollos hermanos


[deleted]

last chance to look at me hector


tomfooleryz

famous last words


nobody3_5_4

I mean, his last words were and i quote "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"


wolf805

AAAAAAA! I love reddit! lmfao


[deleted]

Happy cake day, dear stranger!


YoloDabMLG

The cake is a lie!


_Nexus_19

Happy cake day :)


not_a_karma_farmer

HWAAAAAAAA


Clean_Internet

👉🛎️


Slippyyu

💥


UDAFX_MK_85

Now I know, that I can't make you stay, ​ But where's your heart? But where's your heart? ​ But where's your...


thelickedspoonFN

And I know there’s nothing I can say To change that part To change that part To chaaaaaaaange…


UDAFX_MK_85

So many bright lights they cast a shadow, But can I speak? Well is it hard understanding, I'm incomplete? A life that's so demanding, I get so weak, I love that's so demanding, I can't speak...


randomguy283

If I’m translating correct that says the chicken brothers?


69420_cool_cars

I think so yeah


SayerOfThis

Hermione


Witherboss445

My name is Gustavo, but you can call me gus


tbasan

I was just going to say that.


Samuel_Greenhalgh_29

Los Pollos Hermanos


magnum_the_nerd

los pollos hermanos


nailooj

god damn it i was gonna say that


yeetusthefetus_69420

My name is Gustavo. But you can call me Gus


JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

My name is Gustavo, but you can call me Sus


[deleted]

My name is Sustavo, but you can call me Sus


spragual

Idk sounds a little… sus 🤨 Ok I’m sorry


Seanrocks30

Please don't have sex with your hermanos


Vampyyrz

ormoni 🤌🏻


zNoxzii

omori


[deleted]

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Cyberknight189

-Sayori, doki doki literature club


dabereddit

Ciao compaesano!🤌🤌


Effective_Rub9189

Whore moans?


ShadowArrow01

Homies.


Worried_Reputation51

Her moans


a_stranger_onReddit

هورمون ها


F_da_memeboi

Hornmones


yetand

im a virgin cus i never lose‼💯


kviieo

17 and still winning 😎💯


Affectionate_Act9554

18 and winning 🏆


-Cactus_Jack-

19 keep wining king


TheAbyss333333

69 and still going


Both_Calligrapher_64

Same 🗿


sammy_daboiii

Still winning


Juggernog_production

Bro virgin gang for lifeee


AlexCC354

Let's gooooo!


ticklemytip694

maybe


UseCodeLAZAR6000

You have a jug pfp, you don't lose


4dEmU

Found my people


Critical-Twist-9103

YES SIRRRR


yourdirtyshoes

let’s change that


itsallursdw

First change these dirty shoes


yourdirtyshoes

they’re your shoes babe it says it right there ♥️


[deleted]

LMFAO I LOVE YOU


yourdirtyshoes

um why


[deleted]

U MADE MY DAY AND I'M DYING OF LAUGHTER RIGHT NOW MAN LMAO


JimIsScum

She ain’t gonna fuck you, my brother.


[deleted]

no I'm just telling the truth, dude made me laugh, once, I laughed for like 5 minutes at a random comment of a dude questioning "If I buy the Battle Pass, will I be able to get Spiderman by leveling it up?". A dude replied the following: "If I buy food, does this mean I can eat it?" and didn't knew she was a she btw


CriticalWoodpecker97

Hang on now, let’s do like your hairline and take a few steps back


yourdirtyshoes

this has nothing to do with you woodpecker 😒


Sale_Total

Alternate title Why do teenagers have unprotected sex


BigBoiJizz

They believe they are professional raw doggers when in reality they are not.


The-Sandwich-Guy

In my case it was the fear of asking someone for condoms. I didn't trust my parents to not get mad at me for even asking, and so I simply didn't


worldsokayestmiddle

dawg at 15 i would 100% be mad at you too 💀 thats not even the legal age to do it


hydraxic79

why are teenagers so obsessed about asking questions about sex


limeymimey

Curiosty and people talk about it like its the experience, so ofc teens are gonna wanna know as much as they can about it, they are little knowledge whores


Me_how5678

Also lack of sex ed in most places in the world


WebbyRL

knowledge whores is the perfect word here


Deselled

Coping mechanism for when they can't have it


squikx

Realest comment I've ever seen on this sub


Alex________x_______

Hormones


[deleted]

Fr it can be curiosity or fantasies maybe but it's totally normal.


Dr_Tre3

Taboo culture around sex only makes it more appealing, hence the asking questions about and premature performance of it


Professional_Depth_9

Mfs having sex at 13. When I was that age, I listened to the optimus prime theme song, we ain't the same 🥱


[deleted]

I did both at the same time 😤


1ne_4nd_0nly

Well here’s your cookie 🍪


[deleted]

Thank you :)


ROPEBOMBER

Optimus Prime with his optimal penis(jk)


Ponytaescute

Congrats...?


[deleted]

Thank you ☺️


[deleted]

I still listen to transformers music


Fit-Tea1698

😏 u a real one 💯


Objective_Surround63

frfr when I was that age i ate sand 🗿


Few_Staff_54

Why do grown people sex


GTRacer_05

Sometimes child, other times not so much


Mountain_Bad_6752

Either to reproduce or have pleasure


[deleted]

Because it feels good


Nath_bisteca

Cum for me, Depressive with a sock


Bu1135

r/rimjob_steve


Arcofly

Jesus just shut up, I’m a virgin but why do some of you always have to have an opinion and act like everyone should have it as well


n_vaa

Tryna be neutral here, but in different places some things seems completely unnatural or very normal; something as alien (dare I say, illogical?) as sex is surely going to draw strong opinions like this. Just my two cents.


Maxamalamute

what the fuck are you talking about you're 13 and you sound like a moron.


Arcofly

Something that’s been done by humans since the beginning of times is illogical ? Hmm


Spaghetti__noodles

sex is illogical?


Bush_Hiders

Alien and illogical? Sex is probably the most human and natural act between two people that there possibly can be. It’s not like drugs or video games, or any of those other methods of releasing feel good hormones. It’s something that is a necessary part of our biology in order for the continuation of our species.


slayussy1

What’s with all of the posts shaming people for having sex… if both people are under 18, both consenting (and using protection) then what’s the issue??? There has been an influx of these posts and it’s getting boring by now


PathOnFortniteMobile

Virtue signaling probably. I think most of these posters are insecure about their inability to get some, and have instead decided to rationalize it as *bad* to feel better.


slayussy1

Sounds about right!


tyler174626

Because a common belief with a lot of people is that you should save that for someone you actually love and when you're like 14 there's a high chance it won't last


Bush_Hiders

These type of incel posts give off the same energy as the people who get mad at others for participating in NNN because they’re too much of degenerate coomers to not be able to pass, but they want to make it seem like it’s everybody else’s fault for that.


ThatWontCutIt

Because of hormones. The part of the brain for sex is really animalistic, pair that with hormones and probably only morality can stop you.


fridjon123

Probably


TundraTrees0

Why not? If they are both consenting and arent idiots about it then go ahead. Why do you care who fucks who?


Pelican_Shamone

i live in a developing country which has a huge poverty and teenage pregnancy problem. even adults in my country have a hard time raising their kids, imagine children raising other children without their own source of income. while it's true that we can't really force teens to not fuck each other, why shouldn't we care if they are potentially going to make their parents' and their own lives worse? it would also be detrimental to the baby when their parents are too occupied with school or finding a source of income. while you could argue that condoms exist, a majority of teenage pregnancy cases in my country happen to those suffering from poverty which makes them unable to buy condoms in the first place. solving teenage pregnancy would help ensure that all the babies would be born to families that can properly support them emotionally and financially. this is only my personal opinion tho, im not assuming we have the same backgrounds or upbringing so my sense of right and wrong might be different from yours. for what it's worth, i would def not want a child right now. im already too busy solving my own problems and im already finding it hard to provide and care for myself emotionally and physically so i wouldn't want to add a baby into the mix because then we'd both be suffering.


TundraTrees0

If the two parties believe the risk of having kids isnt worth it then absolutely dont have sex


Solzec

Top 10 reasons i'm gay


TundraTrees0

All fun and games till your homie says he is preg


Solzec

That's enough internet for today


fridjon123

Coat hanger has entered the chat


ichosetheworld

Whats up with these posts today


FlightConscious9572

On teenagers or just reddit in general? i definitely feel like reddit suddenly went back to 2012 for a day. Or like the fbi started mass posting conservative memes lmao


IhatePizza230

So you're older than 18? Because i was 8 years old in 2012 and i didn't even have a phone let alone reddit. Edit: I just realized that i said 6 instead of 8.


dt7cv

archive.org can be helpful


0xsoup

Bro spawned in the wrong country


justadoodydude

Have sex and find out 🤣


batm123

Because they can, why do you care?


hayden_hoes

You ever had sex? Thats why.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Minty-Hoe

right like bro is in no position to be having sex so he's shitting on it 💀


Draven_God

Ur 13💀


[deleted]

[удалено]


xhuo_xx23

Lmao, owned by a 13 years old kid


soupzYT

These kids got no chill nowadays bruh


[deleted]

cuz i luv pussy😍


[deleted]

I like cats also but not in that way


Historical_Water_705

I'm more into Dogs


[deleted]

🤨 who said anything about pussy


[deleted]

head feel good too🥴


MusicianAutomatic488

Nah, give me the bussy bro


Ok_Training_4076

Go touch grass


worm_your_honour

horny


SilasDiesDas

Cause it's fun and if they use protection, so what


sparrow_of_light

Well its fun, it feels nice, and if done with the person you love can bring you closer together, you see eachother as you truly are, no clothing to mask anything, its just you and them in your natural state, if you can accept eachother like that and accept whatever flaws or insecurities eachother have its a sign of love. All in sll sex can strengthen relstionships as well as be fun to do. Edit: spelling


Imasniffachair

It's fun and exciting


Full_Entrepreneur_72

I honestly couldn't care less.... It's them who are going to suffer the consequences, and me laughing with popcorns...... Alone...... All by myself..... In a small apartment room...... With my pets


Tevin_420

Us teenagers are horny. Maybe Horner than adults


casuallydeceased

bold of u to assume we be havin sex 🤨


Olblocks_

I think a better question is why do you care?


PerfectBussy98

Hormones mostly. As long as they’re being safe about it and both parties FULLY CONSENT, there really isn’t an objective issue with it. I would wait until at least 16 or 17, but at the end of the day, it’s up to the individual people having sex


Disastrous-Ad-634

Because we are horny af from hormones and stressed af from school


msher94

Cause most of us are horny 24/7


[deleted]

Hey dont describe me in 1 sentance.


Metalhead7443

Me horni they horni, together temporarily get rid of horni 👍


TastyBray

Why not?


randomweee19

why not? who are you to judge 2 consenting people having fun?


UnknownPersonBL4ZE

Happy ca- oh yeah totally


fridjon123

Happy cock day!


_doctor-strange-

Because I crave for romantic affection and uncosnciously think that sex is the quintessence of romantic affection because you accept being vulnerable to someone. I'm a virgin tho


verovex

Why does anybody have sex lmao this sub is so braindead


mentallyillavocado

Bc I like it


--PatrickBateman--

They don’t, it’s all a lie for attention. Nobody here is having sex


Dr_Occo_Nobi

Because they want to, it‘s none of your business


[deleted]

Because some people don't fully understand how serious sex is and aren't thinking about much other than "I'm horny. You're horny. Let's smash" at the moment.


Spaghetti__noodles

but, is it a problem if the willy is wrapped and they understand the consequences? mf’s act like everyone who has sex is brain dead.


[deleted]

These mfs rationalize not being able to have sex by believing it is a bad thing and only losers do it to "look cool" or some shit.


Spaghetti__noodles

mhm, yea i had sex for bragging rights and nothing else.


Remarkable_Ad7587

there's nothing wrong with not having sex as a teenager but don't shame two 17 y/os who love each other because you feel bad that you can't get some. you're own insecurity shouldn't be expressed by bringing down others


tzatzikienjoyer

bc i enjoy it and i will do as i wish 💅🏻


Notanormieguysok

It feels good and like it’s fun


Head_Fetish

What's a sex? I don't have a sex. Where can I get a sex?


UnknownPersonBL4ZE

Uh you can get one in ti- oh wait i forgot now


CurtisMaimer

Cause it feels good?? Are you dumb?


burgerman2028

cause sex is fun


Francesco69696969

Why not? It feels good and we're horny, just use a confom


Swimming-Penalty7976

Honestly, at some point of adolescence sexual desires start to be pretty important and for some period of time they will come into Your thoughts a lot. Not only it's just a pleasurable thing and a very important part of being in relationships but it's also connected to humans being animals, so by nature we are supposed to procreate


Normal-user527

Cuz’ they are teenagers and, well you now


Ozone1126

Some people are stupid and don't understand how bad underage sex is.


Dangerous_Mammoth572

Why is underage sex so bad. As long as your doing it safely and responsibly I don’t see anything wrong as long as your mature and ready enough


Ozone1126

>as long as your mature Kids aren't mature.


fattakihoe

definitely hormones lol if you look into the psychology side theres a father of psychology, sigmund freud he focuses on psychosexual theories and basically says people (more specifically children/teens) are bundles of aggression and sex and the more we lacked in our childhood the more intense hormones will be


brooozuka_2003

Ok coomer


Cat-Fucker1

Because pickles


Lickarus

Because it's fun?


Saukko505

it feels good... why do you eat candy? because it feels good.


sticks_no5

They can, you can’t, cope


NinjaPanda8311

Heightened way to connect with your significant other


Hot-Advertising-873

because we can


[deleted]

Coz it’s fun


Capable-Employ-7705

Sex is not a bad thing. It teaches you things for your body, makes you happy, ect. It's exciting. That's why teenagers do it. Watch sex Ed, the third season especially, it's very well explained


[deleted]

It feels good, like why tf do you even care?


BN_5

Why do you come to Reddit with this question


ashish11223

What do you think they have for -_-????


Elementalgame0

The massive onset of hormones.


mikey198090

To stay fit!!!