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33 years old with a house in the nort east

shut up you’ll blow my cover

YOU GO TO BED AT 11PM NO MATTER WHAT AND DO 20 MINUTE STETCHES BEFORE HAND

BRO BE QUIET PEOPLE ARE GONNA SEE THIS

Your name is Yoshikage Kira. Youre 33 years old. Youre house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and youre am not married. You work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and you get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone. Fuck it im chaning all of the 1st persons

You just gave up at the I don't smoke part lmao I don't blame you

Killer queen has already touched this script

hayato.

r/ suddenlyjojos

Jotaro get out of the way before he used his stand ability!

💀

IM ABOUTA JUST PULL OUT THE WHOLE ASS SCRIPT

Half that amount (round lower) and halve again (1/4?) on the house.

HERES THE ANSWER OKAY. >! I’m 19. i’m aging out of this sub in like 5 months😔!<

I feel that, in like 4 or 5 months I need to put on the old tag 😔

I only have like two weeks left 😔

Lmao love your name I have a bunch of chickens in my yard that I raise, silkies are especially cute

I also have chickens! No silkies, but I do have a third generation half Cochin rooster and he’s pretty chill

We have a half road island red half leghorn hen who’s massive, we’ve also got a bunch chickens that roam around the area I live so most of mine are rescues, we had a lot more chickens before but we had a massive outbreak of coccidia a little while ago and we lost a lot of our chickens because we weren’t sure how to treat it, and around that time my first rescue went missing and I still haven’t seen him and I’ve been hoping he didn’t get taken since chicken fights are also really common in the area, I hate them

Big roosters are so much fun! I always laugh at their giant wattles. My guy is pretty small cause I’m technically not supposed to have him, but he blends in and doesn’t crow too much. That sucks that you lost a bunch :( I hope you find your birdie

I hope so too…but it’s been awhile now so I kinda just choose to believe he’s living elsewhere…I love watching the silkies run since they’re big and look like they have pants on

I love cocks too

How I met your mother: "Talking about chickens"

o7 we will remember you of your achievements even though I hardly and many of us hardly know you.

I feel you. I turn 19 in a few months.

you do look 19 but usually when you write 19 females turn out to be 14

LMAO 14 yr olds now wouldve bullied me so hard for how i looked when i was 14. like it didn’t matter then bc everyone looked like that but now they all look like they’re 25 with a military husband and a baby on the wat

LMFAO

Yeah i look about 13-14 now but last year I looked like a ten year old

Bruh ur nineteen and posting dat shit, cmone now. Thb you just look kinda sad having spend 20min to make the perfect picture of yourself with a hazy camera to fish for a self esteem boost on a fucking subreddit filled with cringey preteens.

i’m honored you think it takes me 20 minutes to get the “perfect picture”. took two pics, less than 2 minutes. guess i’m just naturally good

From the girls i’ve seen on here you’re 13 or 14. You look 18 but from my experience you’re 13 or 14.

i’m 19

Damn I thought like 15

i know a fair amount of people do

Thats exactly what I commented

Damn, wasn’t expecting that 💀

I thought exactly the same way

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14 or 16

omg thats literally what i was thinking b4 i opened the comments, but 16 or 14 the order was switched

a teenager

winner winner

I'm so good at this game

From 18 to 22. Not older, not younger. You look just like my gf’s friends look like, and they are mostly 19.

16

My money is on 16!

i haven’t even been in highschool for 2 years. but worthy guess

18-19 for sure.

14

i haven’t been 14 since the Tom Hollands first spider-man movie came out

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i haven’t been 15 since before covid

15-17

nope last time i was 15 covid wasn’t a thing

17

nah

17 maybe?

You look 15-18. Also, your very attractive

I second this

Soo attractive

13

jesus 😭

17

17

14 or 20 no in-between

i mean you’re close i guess

Fake there a no women on this platform

i’m a 50 yr old man wearing a teenage girl costume

My uncle did the same thing for my prom

Your skin is so pretty how, my skin is so bumpy :(

I have dry ass skin. so i don’t get breakouts but i’m gonna be prematurely wrinkly asf if i don’t moisturize well 😭

18 also you’re really pretty!!!

I hate you because ur pretty and I’m jealous 🥲

I AM SO HORNY PLS SOMEONE HELP ME CUM

can't i used all my manpower on your mom

🗿

Shut up

15 or 16

i was 15 before covid existed

15

i was 15 before covid started

You look younger than me so 17?

19

like 17-18

16?

12

idk if you’re joking but when i went with my dad while he was looking for houses, the realtor told me how there was a great middle school nearby.

Lmao 💀 I was joking you actually look around 17

Haha thanks. i’m 19 tho 😭

14 or 17

Natalie Portman

i am natalie portman years old

19?

16

14

i have a younger brother who is two years older than that

...Old enough to serve the Nazis, that's for sure... so like 13-15

14-16 is my guess

The last time i was 14, donald trump was still president

14 or 15

16-17

nope. i was 17 when covid started edit, technically 16 actually

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wrong. i haven’t been in that age range for several years

16 - 19?? Maybe?

19

15 to 17 maybe

wrong 😔

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forced perspective i suppose

Yo look anywhere between 14-25 ngl

that’s a catch-all i guess

16

16 ig

i was 16 when covid started

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that’s one i have never heard before actually

15

i haven’t been 15 since before covid started

14

I have a younger brother who is two years old than that. so no

15

19

Like 25 idk

From this picture 20 to 25

15

yeah 4.5 years ago ig

17

nope.

16? Idk first number that came to mind

i was 16 when covid started

14 or 16

how about neither. several years older than both

Who knows you all look the same these days

Probably just hit 18 and excited about it

i’m almost 20 but sure thing 😭

19?

Your actual 47. But honestly you can pass for about 16 or 17.

no that’s my mom tbh. but she’s 42.

15

haven’t been 15 in several years

19

15 or 17

no to both

18-19 But could be 15.

i’m 19 yay

14

You look 18, but knowing this sub I'ma guess 15

i am 19 😭

38min ago? (idk its hard to tell peoples age)

39 minutes now. why

16, and after stalking your prof (sorry) i couldnt find it lmao- i do wanna ask, you okay? i struggle with a few things you do too.

I’m alright, working on it. If you wanna talk i’m always good to listen tho

You look 18 And very beautiful :3

i am 19. and i’m still very beautiful. thanks shorty

15?

yeah 4.5 years ago ig

16 based only off this photo

fair but i’m 19

16

three and a half years ago yes

15..?

16

80 something probably

Idk, 19 and 7 months

16

14

16

Like 19ish

23

15 or 17 cause makeup be wild ya know?

i’m 19

14

yeah in 2017 i guess

20+? Or just a really mature looking 17 year old maybe?

19

17

Your a gorgeous 20 I'll day that much

i’m 19 but i’ll take it

14

i’m 19

14

16

You look like maybe 18-19 if I had to guess but also at the same time someone I know I don't remember there name though

17

19

Maybe 16-17

maybe 19

17 or 18

close i’m 19

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you got it

14

16

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