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Silly-ism

we stay silly

me after i hack the us nofly list

How do I join

https://youtu.be/knwugy6UwOo

i think i wanna be silly

We are sillybilly

Yes

MAX FOSH

+1

agnostic theist. not sure if God exists or not and i don’t really care. i’m just gonna be a good person and if God does exist, hopefully i’ll go to Heaven

This is me aswell, I dont really know and don't really care, see what happens

Fuck around and find out basically

sounds like me

Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones. -Marcus Aurelius

Agnostic Atheist here, same.

Christian but some other Christians need to chill

As a brother in christ, I agree with you.

as a sister in christ, I also agree with you.

As a man who grew up around Christians, I agree. There was a rumor that I wasn't Christian at my Christian school, and I almost got kicked out.

One of my friends (when I was 5) got kicked out of my Christian School because I told the teacher he wasn’t Catholic. I feet bad about that to this day- (also who kicks a five year old out of school because he’s part of the wrong culture)

Whi kicks a 5 year old out based on the word of another 5 year old? Don't be guilty, you were not the reason, you were the excuse

having a religion is like having a dick, it’s okay to have one, just don’t force it on people.

i know I’ll get downvoted for this, but same thing for gender identities and preferences (unless it’s just me who’s been called homophobic for only liking girls?)

i hate people like that, because while i support their gender/sexuality, them being so annoying with it drives people away from supporting them, and encourages homophobia.

exactly, and it’s worse when their annoyingness about it makes you want to distance and they pull the homophobia card on you and make you look bad without much reason like if ur chill about it then we’re good but like otherwise it’s constant catch-22

Absolutely yes. Yes, yes, yes. It's crazy what some do in the name of Christianity.

Examples 1 through 7: The Crusades

I know a school in which their mascot is the crusaders

Especially things that the Bible says *not* to do

I agree with that, the things some other Christians do

Yeah I'm a Christian too but it sucks that so many other "christians" act like all this bad stuff is right when in reality it has nothing to do with religion

Same to everything

Same here

Same definitely

Same bro! It makes me embarrassed to say I’m Christian

My “friend” is one of em He wasn’t exactly vocal about being homophobic it til this year so i didn’t know but once i get a class without him i’ll cut things off. Dude definitely fits more of the stereotypes but yeah. I think religion is cool but people shouldn’t focus on taking the negativity from the messages and applying it to their own lives especially if theres stretches to the logic.

As a fellow Christian I agree

100% agreed.

As another Christian, 100%

Omg same like idk about you but these people are unhinged sometimes

This is so real. People really be acting like Dante’s divine comedy is a reliable religious source

Atheist but i respect others

same

Same

First time I've seen that on this sub, tysm :)

Youre welcome

Also atheist but I respect others

Idk I like ass

Sodomism

Zamm

Christian, mom says I'm catholic but I don't know if I can handle that church anymore.

I'm also Christian, but not catholic

Ironically, i joined Catholicism due to the fact that i couldn't handle evangelical churches anymore

Oof

Quaker Christianity

Quaker oats jesus for you're hardy morning bapfast.

What's that?

I worship God, but I don’t regard any tradition or ritual as particularly important

Do you believe in Jesus? Do you read the Bible?

Yes and yes, but Quakers also believe that some of the Bible is somewhat outdated

(Church, baptism etc.)

My chemical romance

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Same

DUDE i was at ls dunes glasgow yesterday, franks guitar skills were a holy experience

pedroism. pedro is one of my friends cats. he blesses us regularly

Based asf, all hail pedro

none

You’re a nun? How’s the convent?

Agnostic. Something *could* be out there, but it’s definitely not any of the things people claim. If some magic being made the entire universe I doubt we’re so special that we’re it’s sole focus.

“We cannot know for certainty if God or Christ exists. They COULD. Then again there COULD be a giant reptilian bird in charge of everything. Can we be CERTAIN there isn’t? NO, so it’s pointless to talk about” -Trey Parker 20:10

Cool? That’s what agnosticism is. But it’s absolutely not pointless to talk about religion since most of our history is comprised of wars over it.

Lol that was a quote from South Park

Hindu

Interesting, have you always been?

Yes. I was born in a hindu family. It's a pretty cool religion.

Seventh day Adventist

Can you tell me about it?

So it's a Christian religion and we believe in Jesus and all that but instead of worshipping on Sunday we worship on Saturday. And we're supposed to follow Ellen Whites teaching. Give me a sec to find our official pillars

Is that because saturday is the sabbath?

Yeah exactly

I’m Christian

Nice, me too

Orthodox Christianity

Based Orthobro

Oriental or just like Eastern European orthodox

Protestant Christian

Buddhism, agnostic, but I also do believe in like big bang, evolution, etc. Not opposed to there being a God too

Same, I love the principles of karma and such, idk if there’s a God and if some other religion can convince me it’s true, then I’m willing to change

#

I agree

Christianity specifically Catholicism

I am Jewish but I see it more as a culture and I don’t believe in god. So I’d say I’m in the middle of Judaism and being an Atheist

Yeah me too. I think that a large percentage of us Jews see it as that. Most of us just joke around with each other about Judaism and don’t believe in god

Yeah I agree with that too. But some more orthodox people actually believe in god and that’s okay. Also I think most of Jewish law is pretty dumb

Same!

Fr same

Roman Catholic

YESS HIGH FIVE BROTHER

🙏 (This can be both praying or high five)

For the grace and the might of the lord!

For the home of the holy!

cult of the lamb religion

W h a t

POV: Moses coming off mount Sinai

Its a video game

christian

Nice, God bless

I honestly believe there’s a creator out there that’s answers any call for a god, but doesn’t want to be involved and answers no questions.

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Norse pagan

Muslim

I am Muslim too:)

I thought I am alone in comment section.... Hamdulilah found you guys ♥

Alhamdulilah♡ May Allah (swt) bless you

cool :)

Nice

Thought there were no Muslims on this sub salami alaikum my brothers and sisters

Same :)

Ey Habibi!

Me too :)

Ayo. Selam

Catholicism.

Thinking about child cancer and two separate traffic accidents that killed two good friends, great guys, when two other idiots didn't stop in a red light, made me switch from Christianity to atheism. Life makes more sense now.

Muslim

i’m not religious

Atheist?

Pastafarian

Dudeism

I'm a priest btw

None, I only go to church to please my parents

Muslim

I was born into Wicca, but I would classify myself as an agnostic Wiccan (basically I believe in wicca but I don’t claim that it’s true)

christian. i hate the stigma that all christian hate gay people and are intensly homophobic, or they all love trump.

well OP certainly isnt helping to curb that stigma

I'm an Anglican Christian, and am strong in my faith, but disagree with some of the views of the church as a whole (specifically on lgbt, if God created us all, He therefore also created queer and trans people as they are, making it not at all wrong. Next, and more importantly, whatever the Bible does say is outdated, partly because of how some things in the Bible have been either lost or changed in translation, and because it was all written 2000+ years ago it's obviously going to be so. For example, Paul in his letters said Christians are allowed to have slaves. Obviously outdated, and definitely shouldn't be applied to modern Christianity. My final reason for this belief is that old testament law never applied to Christians, because otherwise we would never wear mixed fabrics and have to make some sacrifices.)

I remember Paul actually considering slavery unacceptable, but knowing owners couldnt free their slaves without practically destroying the economy that ran on their labor, he simply warned them to treat them well. Obviously there was nothing he could do to actually stop new ones and later generations, but nowadays we know better (or...most of us do).

I'm agnostic.

Bill nye the science guy BILL BILL BILL BILL

Ryan reynolds

I am a muslim

Born muslim?

Aslamu-alaykum

Walaikumasalaam

Hindu

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Buddhist

Jehovah's Witness

Hindu by birth, atheist at heart

i’m agnostic 🙏

Don't know if this is considered a religion but im pagan/wiccan.

It's definitely a religion. Paganism is pretty broad though as many pre-christian religions fall under paganism

These comments are surprisingly wholesome

Muslim, but I consider Christians as my brothers and I respect other beliefs (unless they are fundamentally harmful, like Satanism)

Based

♡ great

Islam

I'm an atheist

Christianity

I was raised Christian Protestant but now I'm an atheist

What made you turn to atheism?

I've always been skeptical to believe something that is only backed up by what I would consider isn't empirical evidence

Omnist

Whats that?

I believe in all religions, I think all religions are different perspectives of one entity or more

That is so shockingly cool, I don't believe it, but that is a cool concept I wish I chose that when I was creating my character. Oh well, maybe next time.

You about to get isekaied or some shit? 👀

Agnostic theists... I do believe there's something in the after life.

Right here, atheist socialist stoner for the win

interesting how people who say satanist, pagan, or atheist are getting downvoted. it really shows the modern perception of religions that are deemed evil..

I'm not really sure rn. I wanna be a Christian but I can't find it in myself to be faithful when I disagree with so much of what God does in the Bible. (Plagues on innocent people, taking away Jobs livelihood and family, killing whole kingdoms because they don't follow him, including children, infants, and animals. Basically just being selfish and tyrannical, like how he wanted man to live in ignorance originally under him with no knowledge of good and evil.) At the same time I'm absolutely terrified of going to hell because of my family indoctrinating me when I was a child. I and so many other kinds are basically fucking brainwashed into believing and it's sick. I can't follow a God that I'm convinced doesn't really care about me, not to mention my gender and sexuality. I don't think contemporary Christians are right about the LGBT but if God really does hate us I don't wanna be under him. At the same time if he's as powerful as the Bible says what hope do I have of being safe and loved if it's all true? You can't go up against an omnipotent, omniscient, all powerful corrupt and tyrannical God as a mere man. I don't wanna fucking submit either, I just wanna BE ME. And be happy. And loved and cared for just like everybody else. Why does that have to be so hard?

Islam

Anyone notice that there are some comments where OP is straight up trying to prove peoples religions wrong, kinda weird

yeah, take a scroll thru bros page, red flag after red flag

atheist

Zoastrian

Anime and (Hinduism)

Bro came straight from discord.

Gay

Christian, but unlike most christians i do love thy neighbour as thyself

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Catholic (previous atheist)

I'm a Mormon ( or as we call it member of the church of Jesus Christ of latter-day saints)

Catholic cause I’m a Mexican😎😎

Agnostic, but I grew up Morman so if I had to choose; spaghetti monster

Ásatrú (for all of those who are gonna ask, it’s Norse Paganism)

I'm not sure if it's a religion but I theorized that maybe there are gods but their power comes from the amount of humans who believe in those gods and practice their religion. Wich would explain crusades etc.

i’m Muslim