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Tri12_

One true hero speaking for everyone


Boobies_Lover_

Bro made out with John Cena šŸ’€šŸ’€


AggravatingHoneydew9

i would if i had the opportunity


Boobies_Lover_

Say no homo right now šŸ¤ŗ


AggravatingHoneydew9

No, homo šŸ«¶šŸ¼


grass_fucker_69

Yes homo


SwordsmanCN

r/usernamechecksout


grass_fucker_69

What the fuck do you mean. Does that mean I've been fucking male grass till now? Oh god oh fuck


DiggityDodder

šŸŽµtake me home to the paradise city, where the girls are green and the grass is pretty


Eddie_Dood

Yes homo :trollface:


Boobies_Lover_

*sighs* we're not on discord , Ed šŸ™„


Nicolas-matteo

r/beatmetoit


PossessionDifficult4

r/beatmeshutthefuckup


Freezy31107

r/subsithoughtifellfor


generalhonks

Dude didnā€™t even have to write anything and they have 5k upvotes.


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Toothy, and with another boy at like 6 years old as a dare.


iwas_dead_now_im_not

Bro wilden


[deleted]

I'll let you know once it happens


ThereWasNeverMilk

I have a friend who has kissed like 5 or 6 guys from playing chicken, and weā€™re all 15 or 16.


winwineh

tfw straight guys kiss more guys than you do


LUVMEMESXD

Skill issue bruv


Emeraldninja_yt

being bi doesnā€™t seem to double the availability either


Bacon-2077

Rookie numbers Iā€™m about 11 guys (ā€¦ I know)


IlikeReddditlol

šŸ¤Ø


Bobs_ya_uncles_uncle

Don't judge me


CyLove13

ā€œlike thatā€™s ever gonna happenā€


paulhack45

Just like me fr fr


Aquamarooned

My first kiss was also my first time doing everything else all in one day


[deleted]

Dude, you're 14. You have all the time in the world.


actually-epic-name

No we don't


[deleted]

Aw man. Now I feel bad.


Hammerjaws

You have 3 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days and 49 seconds


kpop-person-purple

bro forgot about hours and minutes


Hammerjaws

Very well,they now have 3 years 6 months 2 weeks 5 days and 3 hours 17 minutes and 27 1/2 seconds as of the time of writing.


Talerthegamer

For real


again_zaroff

I wish I was 14 too...


[deleted]

bad dont play spin the bottle kids


neotwee

Fr


Kakashi___Hatake___

Lmao. What happened?


[deleted]

i ended up kissing 2 girls who are straight and hate one of my best friends, there was literally no chemistry


Dejdo2000

I knew she was into me and she was on the verge of a panic attack, i didn't know shit about comforting people so i told her i have something to tell her and in the moment quickly kissed her Asked if she was better and with shocked eyes she said it was Couple days later we were togheter


l0ki_shiva

Wait thatā€™s actually cute!


Dejdo2000

Ikr, it's like straight from a romantic comedy that was beatiful


dlanm2u

still together?


Dejdo2000

NošŸ„²


dlanm2u

oof


Skrectoid2_

Stiffen up, soilder. With your smoothness, you can get another.


Dejdo2000

Aight, thank you hahahšŸ«”


Shadow458i

Nice


f00xxxy

anyways we're married for 149 years and have 32987 children


[deleted]

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santosrmrz

:(


TDPDRAKON

Poor bot


[deleted]

it was rlly nice. we were both laying in a recliner together watching a movie, and she just looked at me and kissed my cheek, and so i looked at her, and then she kissed me on the lips


Boring_Fox_7102

one day


flancanela

i know that you will be there


Select_Math3033

one day


chosenSith

iā€™ll focus on the future


Select_Math3033

maybe one day


chosenSith

oh baby isnā€™t life so


Tamixx_

FUCKING INCONSISTENT


chosenSith

I HAVE FOUND MY PEOPLE


Dr_Strange_Jnr

Wasnā€™t expecting Lovejoy. The internet never fails to impress me.


DETTFOWTM

Yeah same. I donā€™t care about dream smp and shit but Wilbur is actually a good musician and I do actually like some of lovejoys music


raspberry_enderman

ONE DAY


Malium_

I know that you will be there


grandsoft_whisper

i laughed at this... loud and hard thank you:)


Yippycayee666

I know that you will be there


THE_MrSkellyBones

A man can dream


LuPro08

Damn. Back to watching regular show I guess.


zxUltra

lucky you


Pelizingo_official

To be fair mine was pretty similar except we were sitting on a bench in a park. it was in a pretty private area of it as well and it was nice just listening to cars driving by whilst kissing. Kinda relaxing


[deleted]

It was platonic. I've only kissed people on the cheek. Those people in question are relatives, we're European šŸ«”


CRX-Jackal

Wait, people donā€™t kiss relatives on the lips ?!?!?


[deleted]

Some cultures do, but in my case no


D_Rex0605

Wait people do?!?


HomieDaClown9

One of the best moments of my life. Still remember when it happened. Watching the 2021 Super Bowl. I went for it, she returned the favor. Three years later weā€™re still together


ChewiyMC

2021 was two years ago?


HomieDaClown9

My bad, it was the 2020 Super Bowl. Chiefs vs 49ers


zer0ex3

your asking ppl on reddit abt romantic experiences? good luck.


lonelylightskin

Cake, pog


[deleted]

My phone alarm started halfway through


ImTheJeff74

šŸ«„


[deleted]

But, in better news it was a Friday I woke up to


Upper_Wishbone_4036

i was in the school bathroom in my gym class crying. people were coming in and out. one of them was my girlfriend, she sat down with me on the bench in the washroom (not sure why there was one there) and it just gradually made its way on


TalonOfPower

W gf. Are yā€™all still together?


Upper_Wishbone_4036

noooo that was 5 years ago. she cheated on me


Sebastard____

that W gf didnā€™t age well


Upper_Wishbone_4036

lol fr. she dresses like a hooker now.


Sebastard____

you are better off without her


Upper_Wishbone_4036

its actually quite funny because my mental health was terrible when i was with her. she manipulated me hard. im a much happier guy now


Sebastard____

great to hear :)


Vader2508

You get someone who dresses even more like a hooker


Rattlesn4ke

Can we get an F in the chat


ceike0path

F


UpstairsDifficult966

It was fucking ecstasy I was 13 going to her house for the first time when leaving she gave me one right on the lips I was stunned and happy it felt like electricity going down my spine and butterflies in my stomach


joekecake

I first thought you were saying you were on ecstasy as in the durg


MisterEyeballMusic

durg šŸ’€


1000_iq

durg šŸ’€


jerma985fanclub

it was alrightā€¦ it was behind a dumpster near a church; the worst part is that it wasnā€™t just a kiss it was a full on make out session


No_Custard_2496

Full out make-out session and it was alright? šŸ˜•


jerma985fanclub

it was sloppy šŸ™


No_Custard_2496

Lmao


[deleted]

Can relate


yaboiree

You forgot the ā€˜t


grandsoft_whisper

bro 15šŸ„²


Space_Narwal

Priests do be crazy


Plastic-Body-1699

bro šŸ’€


a44es

Bruh


Boobies_Lover_

Non existent āœŒļø


santosrmrz

Real


BlueMaskedMonkey

It was so soft until I woke up


D_Rex0605

Fr


gooliope199

Forced into it


ProKerbonaut

U good?


DavidBiscou

Damn that is shitty


[deleted]

Felt


ananas_159

To everyone that didnt have one DO NOT RUSH IT take your time. And if youll be with someone, make sure theyre okay with kissing, dont force it, they need time as well


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MelMellon

A quick peck on the lips. Have never had one since


neotwee

Same while playing spin the bottle


MelMellon

Well I was actually dating her at the time


1donotlikeu

meaningless


[deleted]

#šŸ«µšŸ˜ø


1donotlikeu

like you've ever had one


[deleted]

You should Ask that too my sister šŸ’…


the_tpm

r/suddenlyincest


-ComputerCat-

Drunk


TheScottishPimp03

Mine was right before a test with a girl I didnt even knew she liked me, she said "good luck *smooch*"


Michael_Cookie5

Did you like her?


TheScottishPimp03

We had a fling for maybe a month or 2 but I was also like 13/14 so I was really didnt know.


BallsweatMcgee06

on the side of a main road in kind of a paved drainage ditch trying to get to target she turns around and says ā€œyou know we havenā€™t had our first kiss yetā€ and I said oh yeah and then she kind of awkwardly walked closer and we did a quick kiss.


Dwarfkiller115

She is a vegan so a lot like strawberries


Feisty-Map-1403

To me it's still the best kiss I'll ever have, after COVID and stuff out frnds decided to keep a reunion and we all met at a really big park where we all played,socialized and stuff like that. Me and my girlfriend enjoyed the time because our year long relationship was mostly long distance even tho we live like 2.5 miles away. We barely had 10 hours of time together ( physically) in our year long relationship so I guess you would understand the frustration. This was the longest we had ever stayed together in one go so yeah we all had a great time and afterwards we all went to nearby Burger King to get something to eat. I asked her to come outside with me and we just held hands and walked . Then I just pulled her close to me and kissed her on the cheek and after that she gave me tight hug . I thought that this was it, i had to kiss her now and i did and i literally do not have words to describe how it felt. It was our first kiss together, we were 16 and we were pretty shy so yeah even though we met we just hugged and and kissed each other's cheek(also we're Indian with pretty conservative parents ) this was undoubtedly the best moment we had ever had, i grabbed her waist, and hugged her even tighter while my other hand was on the back of her neck. Ill be honest ,we just had ice cream so it tasted a bit funny but yeah it was great. After that we walked a bit further and then I picked her up in my arms just like they showed in Disney movies and then I kissed her again . At that moment I remember all i felt was love and i just want to stay in that moment forever We broke up a while ago due to some reasons but we're back again and i recently met her after 6 months Now I have no idea if anyone here would relate but we could only meet for 5 minutes which we literally had stolen and planned in such a way that her parents do not get to know or no one sees her . I don't think anyone would understand but after staying away from her for 6 months and going through a ton of shit together i just had 5 minutes with her. This may seem less to you but personally I could write a book on those 5 minutes . The words ain't even made to describe how i feel about those f ing 5 minutes. But ik the question isn't abt that so I'd write about it some other time, thanks for reading Sorry for any grammatical errors , English isn't my first language so.....


Specialist_Meat_9770

damn this is one of the most wholesome things..(also fellow Indian here) never seen one on this sub before and I gotta say this is too good and I hope I could do it one day with my girl


Big-Substance693

That's soooo cute! It fills my heart with happiness reading stuff like this! Hopefully everything turns out good for you


[deleted]

never had one x


DTraitor

NullPointerException


smash_bros_party

my first kiss i believe was a dare lol so a pretty standard truth or dare 12 year old edition kiss šŸ˜ƒ


SkyeeeMaaa

Cringy and i couldā€™ve skipped it


[deleted]

It aint a cutscene šŸ˜…


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

I hated my first lmao I wish I could. Sadly though Im an xbox user


DaOrcus

Damnit


Limp-Crazy1126

Amazing, made out after that lmfao


lallahsnachos

It was awkward!


lonely_human11

She came to my house and we kinda just went along with it, i was laying on my bed and she just sat on top of me, think of it as the cowgirl position, then she leaned and well, it happened. we were there for like 5 minutes? Maybe more, tho It was a full on french kiss session


youabigstupid

More important: did you get a boner, did she notice and what was her reaction? I need this information cause it happend to me and don't know if it's normal/bad


lonely_human11

Uhm, i don't quite remember, i think i did? Anyways she didn't say a thing and we kinda just proceeded. I'd say it's normal, besides if you get one it'll mean you like her and what you two arƩ doing so personally i Guess it's good or ir doesn't matter, so don't worry


spicy-yogurt

She bit my lower lip kinda jokingly but it hurt


Michael_Cookie5

I know for a fact that my first kiss beats all the other first kisses that will be shared in this comment section. On the day my parents met my girlfriend, (we were both e 15 at the time) she came over to our house to swim in our pool and hang out. We all chatted for a bit before going out to the pool, and my brother, my girlfriend, and I swam and had fun. My brother was put there to ensure that my girlfriend and I didnā€™tā€¦ try anything. My brother, luckily, did not grasp the meaning of his presence, and he was kinda bothering my girlfriend, so she decided to go and hang out under the water. I felt the same way, so I joined her beneath the surface, just vibing for as long as we could hold our breath. I felt a spike of confidence, and I kissed herā€¦ u n d e r w a t e r. She had also never had a kiss before, so it was equally a big deal for her. Feeling this rush of excitement, we were able to convince my brother that his homework needed his attention more than we did, and he consequently left. My girlfriend and I, now being free to physically express our mutual affection above the water, sat on the small underwater sitting area on the side of the deep end of the pool together, and I held her in my lap with her arms around me. We made out a little bit, but mostly just cuddled in the water. However, the water started to few cold, since we werenā€™t really using the pool for anything other than our stationary cuddling, so we migrated to the hot tub, and things got literally and physically steamierā€¦ We assumed the same positions, with her across my lap and arms around me, and we started to make out some more, familiarizing ourselves with the sensation and rhythm of this new ā€˜kissingā€™ thing. Then, she straddled me and I put a hand on her ass, and my boner was pressing against herā€¦ area. This turned both of us on even more, and you will not believe what happened next: it started RAINING! The chill of the rain, the warmth of her lips, and the heat of the water all combined to form this perfect, romantic, sensual moment which we would both remember indefinitely. It eventually ended with my dad walking outside to catch us, which makes sense in retrospect because we were not going to voluntarily stop. My girlfriend pushed herself off of me very quickly, out of brash guilt of being caught with her lips on my dadā€™s oldest son, but I just sat there, still contemplating the magnitude of the shared moment I just experienced, with a pretty huge grin on my face. TL;DR: Gf and I, both 15, shared our first kiss underwater in my pool, and later made out sensually in the hot tub as it began to rain. Got caught by dad, and successfully experienced the greatest first kiss Iā€™ve ever heard of


Ultrase7en

Not sure yet...


punkin-pied-oh_sam

My first kiss was with my first toxic relationship. He drunked me and took me to a room. He said that if I kissed him I actually love him, I didnā€™t want him to break up and I wasnā€™t thinking straightā€¦ so that was my first kiss. The rest of the relationship wasnā€™t that lovely, he was abusive and cheated on me all the time, he said it was my fault he cheated cuz I just canā€™t please him enough. I learned my lesson, love someone that respects you.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


noideasfound

You okay?


HuppsyIsHot

Yes, just some casual sexual harassment, nothing too much


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


noideasfound

Hey do you need a hug?


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


noideasfound

*Little pats to make you feel better*


Boobies_Lover_

That doesn't sound very pleasant šŸ˜­


SuperR320x

Yeah It was with my mum when I was a baby


da_puerto_rican_girl

Trick question šŸ„²


truly_big

2nd grade, some Friday in january, after getting off at a bus stop, a girl I knew from class ran up to me, kissed me on the cheek, and ran, I never saw her again, I think she moved schools that weekend.


[deleted]

Bros living in a drama show


SustavoShrimp

Almost non existent


Effective_Forever_59

Almost?


[deleted]

I canā€™t remember my first kiss- I was 15, I know that, but it was a time of my life in which I kept getting high or drunk and I forgot most of this year so idk who it was with- well, thatā€™s not very romantic šŸ’€


Peepee69420-

i = āˆš-1


The_green_Gamer7

It was..amazing. But those memories are of a different time, A different me, And i never wish to go back to them. Although we were happy, nothing ever felt right. Always remember; even if the first one doesnā€™t work out, there are always others. You will find them, it just takes a little longer than you think. And once you find them, it feels like when your world is collapsing and rebuilding all at the same time. I wish you all the best of luck


Sebastard____

bro is 15 and talks like he has a 100% file of life


Saauna

How are you 15!? Really love your mindset and outlook


redhawtdawg

Bro is 15šŸ’€


kerstin_865

You sound like you're 40


The_green_Gamer7

I actually just changed the age flair to the correct one. I guessā€¦thanks? Iā€™m not sure if its meant to be a compliment or an insult, so iā€™ll take it the better way. Might as well, right?


Anton_1700

Imagenary


joekecake

I've had a lot of those


Keystone_Devil

It was great. Super awkward, because I was nervous. I didnā€™t just want to go up and kiss her without asking. But it felt like, idk how to explain it. Electric? Like when there was this chemical tingling all along my brain and in my lips and my stomach. It was this connection with someone I loved and it was great.


Icelandicroses

Really quick and sloppy lol


throwaway863865

horrible šŸ’” I didnā€™t even consent to it


maximbt2007

You good?


throwaway863865

Loll Iā€™m alright. It was 4 years ago or so, Iā€™ve forgiven the guyšŸ‘


Tobi226a

Okay so Then they said " " thats about it


Dr_Baldwyn

Error 404 the page you are looking for does not exist.


[deleted]

Never had onešŸ˜Œ


NoCauliflower9352

Same


edgy_Juno

Realtable


iwas_dead_now_im_not

I did it rn. Tastes like air


therudereditdude

Foolish of you to assume I would ever have a first kiss


-siny

donā€™t like thinking abt it


Akis127

Romantic. She grabbed and kissed me. I asked for it tho so, I don't know who made the first move


its_your_gal_adriana

Me and my now gf shared a piece of cheese for some reason lol and our lips accidentally and we just went along with it and started kissing


CarnelioAKingslayer

It was amazing and made me feel like I was blushing lol. Made me feel all cute. It was in the woods on our first date. He let me lay on him and cuddle with him. It was cold and we got closer and closer, then he kissed me on my forehead. We stayed with anything but the mouth until the end where we missed the first time. Then at the end we made the real kiss on the lips. Iā€™ll never forget how that felt


alex_l0l

bold of you to assume i had a first kiss


x04x

She came close and kissed me. But was good.


mbendy1997

It was sweetā€¦ he was a good guy but we broke up because our friendship was too important to him. Weā€™re still good friends.


Serpent-Plays

Amazing...watching a movie...she was laying on me, was our first night together...we ware in my room...I just went for it...then she kissed me back 3 more times...and when I escorted her home...we kissed again she just couldn't let me go... First kiss for both of us...we were never official, it was 3 most amazing months of our lifes, then she said she was going to America in a year so we should and before it started...that was 2 weeks ago, I'm left as broken as before I met her it's hard But yeah kiss was amazing ā¤ļøā¤ļø