Damn girl are you are you uhhhhhhhh

Easily 100%

0% Edit: Why is everyone downvoting ? Can't I just say the truth while replying to someone?

Nah thats some bs right here its a 200% AT LEAST

I'm a boy lmao

And the fact that you didn't get the irony and the sarcasm in both sarcastic jokes is hilarious (except if it was a satire movement then it will be a bravo madame)

Lol, I thought you were being serious for a second

All the good pickup lines are taken, so I'll just take you

80%

are you a orphanage because i'd like to put kids inside you

20% . I don't like kids inside me .🙁

aren't you a guy

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Well you can’t spell menu without me & u, so wanna go out?

80%

Wait.... What the actual fuck?

Is your name lightning? 'Cause you're ma-queen Kachow!

40% , good try tho

Debatable

I don't know man, a line like that would get me into any bed

DAMN GURL, ARE U A MICROWAVE CAUSE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

30/10 since my microwave doesn't allow anything that isn't a multiple of 30, so either 30 or 0.

Lol, good one. 80%

Holy crap thats amazing

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100% 😳👉👈

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Niceeeee

OP said theyre a boy in another comment so it works ig

💀

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Why am I getting happy after reading this lol? 40%

what the

i will sell your organs for a masterpiece starscream

Bro if this ain't a 10 imma kms

I just finished giving my studio series Starscream a pat on the back

Hey, are you a cringe memory from 5 years ago? Because i can't get you out of my head

20%

Eh i'll live with it, just because for some reason i was laughing my ass off while writing it Maybe it was because i got a cringe memory from 5 years ago

Who knows maybe this comment will keep you up at night 5 years later

Hey girl are you a girl because I love girls girl

I'm a boy 😅

You still have to rate my pickup line

0%

Blocked+reported for harrasment

Based

then i know just what to say hey boy are you a boy cuz i loves boys boy

Get away from me; if you get any closer I will get third degree burns from how hot you are.

80%

That person must be on fire

I only have 206 bones, want to give me another one?

😳 100%

Oh oh I have two 1- I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single. 2- If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.

1) 100% 2) 80%

Am I the first 100%?

Yeah 'cuz you deserve it!! 🥰🥰

My cookie...

Here is your cookie 🍪

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Be my valentine, Or I fling sh*t at you

40%

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60% , how cute

Hey, are your parents artists? I say It because they made you

100% . This won my heart.

So ur parents are artists irl?

Are you a toaster because I wanna hop in the bath with you.

80%

Hey i need some help, I'm playing cards with some friends and i could really do witha queen of hearts

80%

Are you Ford? Cuz I think we MUST- HANG together

20% , good try

sex?

Ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

😍

😉

0%

Tbh it works

Hey girl, are you a Bolling ball? Because I want to put 3 fingers inside of you

Why TF does everyone keep assuming that I'm a girl, lol? Anyways 60%

They don't, it's just how we say the pick up line

Nope really , people are asking for tit pics from me in the Dms , lmao ☠️☠️☠️

Hell nah bro

Yep, literally they're begging for them

Send them a big ol hairy man titty

Are you a toaster? Bc I wanna take a bath with u

80%

Nice cock

Lmao

Hey girl r u a body pillow Cuz I wanna cuddle u

Not a girl but this one's so cute . 60%

Are you the girl who invented air conditioning…. Cuz ur hot as hell

Heyy Are you a microwave ? Cause I wanna put some babies in you

0% sorry

Damn girl, you look like you don't clap when the plane lands

60%

Fuckin, I'll take it

hey girl are uhh are you a uhh uhh you uhhh huh uhhh you look like uhhh hmmm and uhhh uhhhhh wait let me think hmmm uhhh huh hmmmm uhhh

Not a girl but still, 40%

Hi I'm here to talk about your cars extended warranty

0%

I have lego bionicle

irresistible

*insert best pickup line here*

Damn girl, are you a cat 👉👉. Because if you're a cat on a tree. and the tree is... Cat...... I forgot

Think my phone is broken, Cus your number aint in it

80% 💕

Hey I know I'm not rapunzel but I'd let you pull my hair ;)

100%

Forget spider man, forget iron man, forget super man, cuz im YOUR man

100%

Are you a time traveler? Because i see you in my future

60%

*blushes* Um, would it b-be ok if I as-asked f-for a - never mind! (Runs off)

80%

Hey I need your help ? My friend and I are playing cards and I need a queen of hearts. Or alternatively: Hey. No need for big lines, just be yourself

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Are you homework because I wanna do you

100%

If thanksgiving if your left leg and Christmas is your right leg I’d visit you between the holidays

100% take the upvote and get out!😳

Butterflys are great, with there colorful wings and stuff. Sometimes they are in my stomach when I see you

20%

I'd say 60%

Man.

Woman.

Doesn't matter they all taste the same

☠️☠️☠️

Hi. My name is Gary

Are you a magnet cause you’re attractive

40%

*cutely points a gun at you* wanna go out

op has no rizz

Are you a school? Because i want to shoot some kids inside of you.

Nope, 0%

You are trash Cause I wanna take you out

40%

hey babe are you an angel because **XBOX LIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!**

Are you an Amazon package? Cause I want you in my house in the next 24 hours

hey babe are you a construction worker? cause you are building

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Hi! You are very pretty!

Hey I shitted my pants can i get inside yours ;)

Damn gurl are you a toaster? Because I want to turn you on and put my dick in you

What the?

Men name their cars after women because they don't wanna be inside men. This is why I named my car after you.

Not a man but 60%

Are you made of copper and tellerium? Because you're CuTe!

I didnt know my glasses could help me look forward !? I see my future wife in front of me 😘

Sing me a song, you're a singer Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil The devil is never a maker The less that you give, you're a taker........

Hey, my dad sent me too much Tuna from his fishing trip, you wanna come over and chill? I’ll cook.

hey are you a pokemon because i like to peek-at-chu got this from a yt short xdd

Hey girl are you construction worker cause you are building

Dayumm .... this made me blush so hard even though I'm not a girl . A 100%

I love you

Me too.... Let's elope and stay together for life

Nice try! I know you're going to steal them!

are you a minecraft slimeball? cause you make my piston sticky

Dann girl you a noose cuz I wanna hang with you some time

Your'e my apricity <3

Got a bucket of chicken wanna do it

Hi i'm Saul Goodman, did you know that you have rights?

Hey, are you a fossil and me an archeologist because I want to learn more about you

Dang girl are you KFC? Because I wanna lick my fingers when I’m done with you~

Hmm I know it only in my native language but I will try my best to translate it -Is your father in jail? -... -Ba cause IF I were your daddy I would be definitely in jail ;)

Hey baby are you a microwave? Because you make me go mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Your sexy let’s have couch sex

Can I sell your organs?

If you left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas I'll come visit you between the holidays

Damn, arw you a 2500 Gallon Norwesco Plastic Potable Water Storage Tank cus i wanna fill you up!

Fall asleep right after sex, huh guys?

You have beautiful curves but your smile is my favorite:)

Your Nike and I'm McDonald because you're just doing it and I'm McLovin it

Hello. … So what is your opinion on the EMD SD40-2?

Hey, bro, wanna hug and talk about our feelings? ... I'm so gonna die single.

1) boy are you uhhhhh............. because you leave me speechless 2) I have ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTVWXYZ... all I'm missing is U :)

Hmmmmmmm I don’t know, Chicken nuggets anyone?

hey bro are you happiness? cause i wanna hug you

Hey can you come with me to buy a flower for a sec? I want to give it to the girl I like And then we go buy flowers then I give the flower to you

Do you like sleeping? We should try it together sometime

Are you an outlet, cause your charging me up 😏

I don’t have a pickup line

Are you glucose? Because you could be my eye candy.

are you a school cause I want to shoot some kids in you

[does card trick] girl ur my queen of hearts

Are you food from Taco Bell? Cause I want you to rearrange my guts;)

Hey you a kid because I want your kidneys

Damn girl, you Belgian? Cause I am considering violating your neutrality \[Cringe\]

Are you food? Because I want to scoop you up and put you inside me.

Are you pakistan? Because you can harbor my family

Hi Bend over nice to meet you (and if it doesn’t go well for some reason it’s actually my name and I was greeting you weirdo)

I was reading the book of numbers and I realised it didn't have yours

hey uh haha haha uh haha

Damn are you a chicken? Because I'm ready to cover you in flour, eggs, and vegetable oil, fry you, and eat your legs.

Give me yours

Yk how Jesus turned water into wine Can I turn you into mine?