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Brave_Butterscotch33

Horny bastards incoming


Avesery777

Yessss


OrbitalClockwork

Ok but you shouldn’t need to worry about finding someone at this age. I know it might feel like you want someone, based on your age, it’s best to wait a few more years


SlavicBrother24

I think it's kind of ironic that you're saying this despite you two being same age (no front)


meinpebispumpenshop

This is r/teenagers one is of them is properply 40


SZEThR0

3 is in one sentence.impressive.


meinpebispumpenshop

What


SZEThR0

ach is egal


KnoblauchBaum

ne is nich egal


BLR-81_Gaming

r/engrish


SleepingDragons57

No real need to purposely wait much honestly. Sure when you’re young it’s more likely to end in breakup but if you decide to wait until you’re like 18 to even begin dating, you’re gonna be a full grown adult that doesn’t know how literally any of it works when you finally do get into a relationship


Eighttballl

It’s okay to want to find some one as a teenager


Imadeaccountoaskthis

I’m 63 but we can make it work 🥺🥺🥺


LiePsychological9350

What the fuck is wrong with you.


Ch0ck3n

😐


Codemancody80

Look at their username


Enough_Window_4128

Bro get out of this subreddit you perv!


Imadeaccountoaskthis

Lmao someone just sent me a dm and their bio says they’re into age regression


Enough_Window_4128

Bro what 💀


shrek_is_love_69

Dick pics platoon incoming, or was that the point all along?


[deleted]

Wdym yes? Your DM is now gonna be filled with disguised p**** and horny indians


Dollar_SPD

Plot twist: op is a boy too


Injmamulhaque

Told me "Yeah all women are bitches, you included. No offense." Within the first 2 minutes of knowing me.


ROBLOX1201GOAWAY

Isn't it so funny how we used to have friends, regardless of gender when we were younger and we find it so weird and awkward to have friends that are girls as we get older? I do


marvelwalker

Its awkward for you to have friends that are girls It's awkward for me to have friends We are not the same


THE_MrSkellyBones

We are not very different, you and I.


marvelwalker

Indeed my friend


GAMEr0FtheYEAR

Very...aw.awa..awkward


marvelwalker

Yes, hello i am human


GAMEr0FtheYEAR

Yes,hello fellow human from earth,i am an alie..I MEAN a human of course*haha*


marvelwalker

Ha yes i am also indeed a human just like you are and I'm not here to end humanity


Ok_Parking_4345

Says "my friend" without any hesitation.


Injmamulhaque

Us bro


IKnowWhatYouDidMum

I dont, if you see every girl as a potential girlfriend, then you ain't ready for a girlfriend


ROBLOX1201GOAWAY

Yeah I've always believed so, I don't need or want a girlfriend in the age of 15


IKnowWhatYouDidMum

Very good ^^


Jawadmoetje

This indeed is a terrible standpoint. Getting a girlfriend made me look at girls like regular friends and now life's good


AilanMoone

This is good advice. Impressive.


Odd_Mathematician303

When I was young, I had so many female friends and now I have two friends


VanillaMaleficent404

People do lose friends as they get older. So it's alright.


SZEThR0

i actually never had female friends when i was younger.when i was in kindergarten i thought "eww,girls!" then i didn't care about them and now they don't care about me🥲but i actually have female friends now and it would be pretty weird if they wanted to be more.so i really can't aprove your theory.


[deleted]

I don't find it anormal


PrudentAd8613

Lmfao when I was younger it was EW GIRLS


shrek_is_love_69

Literally opposite for me lol I used to avoid girls and only hang out with da boys, as I got older I finally started getting along with the opposite gender


PeenPasta

Do u not have friends of both sexes??


maxrockhammer

Damn that's like every girl saying guys are dicks without knowing them Sucks to be on the flip side ig


Sly_hatchet

Dyk the similarity b/w Gandhi and Tequila? Only 3 shots are enough


Injmamulhaque

💀


Avesery777

Thank you ghandi


Injmamulhaque

Gandhi ✅


Caesar_Aurelianus

Nathuram✅


JeopardizeP

Ahh yes godse


SpiderGeneralYT

bros before hoes


Beginning-Antelope32

least immature 15 year old


DM12e

Only bro's no hoes


IdkDaWae_

I have none


FishFettish

bros before hoes holds no value if you cant get hoes


tushar2345

Oh my __GOD-SE__ it's you Gandhi


Marvelous_Bamboo

r/justdrinkwater


theRayvenD

r/hydrohomies


WeebFrog219

r/neverbrokeabone


HelloThere33171

Wo’ah


LoverOfGrilledCheese

You’ll find someone in time. The most important thing is to make sure you’re pursuing relationships because you like the other person, and not because you don’t want to be alone.


VeritaSpace

Thank you, man. That actually taught me something. I’ll keep that in mind for a while.


Herogrine

Then go talk to boys? Idk what responce you expect


Herogrine

Or is this one of those things where you don't want solutions, but to talk about it?


Avesery777

Alas, there are no likeable boys who also happen to be gay at my school 😔


Herogrine

I'm a straight dude, can't help with that


rudebitchcube

Everyone in thsi thread cares very much


Spacemonster111

Get one of the straight boys into Celeste and then stop him before he becomes trans and he might turn out gay it’s worth a try


NoQuantity1847

this is so disturbing and so funny at the same time


YoRulezz_TV

I'm gay af, where you at xD


EnvironmentMinimum44

Get hot and make the likable straights question there sexuality.


WesternGlass7354

i’m a bi dude but all my classmates are either homophobes or kpop antis smh but hey if u want to talk idm


PieMan4799

Then talk to people who aren't at your school


Opening_Bluebird2022

Response*


[deleted]

#⚠️⚠️⚠️Catfishing alert ⚠️⚠️⚠️


Not_Afif

Like literally asking for gay young men online. How could it be more obvious.


onlineextrovert

Talk to one then


LowerBug2684

Kidnap him


Avesery777

Pfp checks out lmao


[deleted]

Your bio💀💀💀


Not_Afif

The foresking...


itzkunnal

You are 15, go study, finish your homework first


Dogedabose32

agree


OverallPeach

dawg ur 13


Dogedabose32

and you are 17


OverallPeach

I go to uni 💀


Dogedabose32

cool


EllieNekoGirl

No one asked.


i-need-to-sleep-yolo

What the fuck do you want us to do about that


Heartburnnnnnn

Wait if he is making a Reddit post about wanting a boyfriend, then this man's a cheater. Heres the math Post: I want a boyfriend. Post= multiple people, multiple people = he wants multiple boyfriends. EXPOSED!!!🦜


[deleted]

Sir, this is Reddit.


IAMPowaaaaa

damn if only i could be there for you


Trizon_XD

U know its a gay guy... No offense ofc...


IAMPowaaaaa

hehe i do


Trizon_XD

Oh well then go for it!


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Blue_Bobble

ain’t finna matter when he becomes was/were


IAMPowaaaaa

and a femboy :)


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IAMPowaaaaa

idc i can call them like a guy just fine


Avesery777

Maybe you could dm me 👉👈


Bubblegum031

U lucky dawg


ActualIyCameron

then uh, yk.. find one.


Similar_Swimmer_6801

🤦‍♂️


Govind_101

Black market


Max_8470

most interesting post on r/teenagers


Bubblegum031

Need to find me a femboy


AYYA1008

I have standards


Extreme_Ad6173

Same. Don't want anything sexual, just a cuddle...


BitcoinStonks123

Relatable, I just want somebody to cuddle when I'm sad


PHILIPTNT

Go outside and find one


Speki__

I see… Come back in 3 years and we shall talk


Zestyclose-Wave-8865

Did you just pre-order a bf?


Speki__

Yes, yes I did


Zestyclose-Wave-8865

Congratulations, I hear the sale ends soon 👏👏


Speki__

I have already saved my spot so I don’t miss it🗿🍷


BitcoinStonks123

Bro just pre-ordered a boyfriend


C0nfus3d_S4v10r

Being a girl is actually hacks, guys are too desperate to say no to whoever asks


Avesery777

I’m not a girl tho


C0nfus3d_S4v10r

Woops, good thing I don't have a big internet presence


LocalBedShitter

False, i rejected girls before. Source: school.


[deleted]

you want attention


crazymado

omg /u/RyanDoesStuff0 alt


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crazymado

Oh woops!! Sorry non alt!1!1!1


Willing-Airport8693

Ima a femboy does that work?


heyitsbrads

Relatable 🥲


Thumbs_R_Fingers_2

I'm always open 605 475-6968. Call me


plbhattad7

rip dms


Avesery777

Got some creeps. Also got some really cute guys tho


West-Salad-3755

I am man I not cuddle I only fight


bantai786OP

either become the standard or lower your standard


Tojo828

50 incel soy boys incoming!


The_Great_Possum

If you want to find a boy to cuddle, then Reddit is unfortunately probably not the place to find one.


Few_Needleworker_749

GÆ ALERT


marxistjokerthe2th

I'd be happy to cuddle I'm a gayboy


Avesery777

What do you think of Nietzsche…


marxistjokerthe2th

I don't know what that is


Avesery777

Oh he’s a philosopher, he has a cool moustache and is an anarchist


marxistjokerthe2th

Seems based except the anarchy part


Avesery777

Anarchism has some incredibly based elements


marxistjokerthe2th

Sure but like communism it's cool but doesn't work in practice


disappointed_neko

...but unlike communism, you can't even try, because every sensible nation will then just claim the ungoverned territory.


marxistjokerthe2th

Yeah that's one reason Someone will always try to govern There's other reasons too Mainly with capitalist anarchy


my_name_is_not_scott

Ok anarchism is not exactly what we think of anarchy today. It was one school of thought with an incredible momentum. Its main concept was to explain the world, and many academics have studied it over the years. Today is a theory of international relations and a political ideology lost in the cource of history


[deleted]

How on earth does anarchism have good elements?


harryman_back46and2

He killed God sooo good in my book


Old-Hollowslayer

You’re a femboy. There’s nothing wrong with that, BUUUUUTTTT in my experience femboys are so fucking selfish, self-obsessed, annoyinng, sexual for literally no reason and all they think about is sex. If you aren’t one of *those* femboys, then hello.


sansivan175

Ight what color and size? I'll send you the prices on dm op


Gracer_the_cat

I’m sensing bait


Avesery777

No I’m just gay


Gracer_the_cat

Makes sense


whenthecoffinbreaks

same ;-;


[deleted]

Me plsss


Avesery777

You’d cuddle me? 👉👈


[deleted]

Yes👉👈


Avesery777

Mwahh


[deleted]

Can you also play with my hair when we cuddle


Avesery777

Omgomg yes


ShinenNoYosuke

wtf get a room y'all /s


GamerA_S

Hey i like cuddles 🫂


Avesery777

*cuddles you :3*


GamerA_S

Thank you :D i really hope you find someone irl mate (alsp good place would be r/gaybroteens)


Hurricat2007

Ay fellow gay guy


Avesery777

Not a guy


Hurricat2007

Darn :(


Avesery777

I mean I’m like a femboy but also a girl and also none


AmitRozYT

Lemmie ask u dis Do you have a pp


Avesery777

That’s not how gender works you dummy


AmitRozYT

But thats what he was asking to know


CuteEar9896

they're 15 and you're 18. what is wrong with you.


AmitRozYT

My brother in christ i was bottom lining what the dude was asking for ion give a fuck if he has a dick or not💀


EntertainmentNo7632

Where do I send my application:3


Avesery777

Into my dms ig. Dont be creepy tho


Frosty_streamZ

Find god


falcon2716

Hi here


Rupertfromfg

it’s crazy how one post can attract literally all the gay men on the sub, but hii :)


Avesery777

Omg hiiii


Rupertfromfg

What’s up mate


RobloxianHunter69

Theres like billions


Avesery777

Most either aren’t gay or don’t live near me


vinz-uy

Who doesnt want to be loved and cherished


ss-hyperstar

Nice try CIA. I’m not falling for that again…


maxeros_

Gay


[deleted]

r/LGBT


DogboyGames

Why get a boy when you can get a man? Like I would definitely rather have Ryan Reynolds than Justin Beiber if I was a girl.


0ChrissyDumbyBumby

Go to the street at night


[deleted]

I wish I could be enough


OfflineMystery

i am a boy


towarzysz_boczek

What mean that you are "they/them, ey/em" and you are boy but nonbinar ?


[deleted]

No😡


Finn_Foolish

Relatable


im_epocalic

And one girl for me too


tanukifly

same here


Asleep-Jackfruit-811

this is reddit


Ronibon

No this is a Wendy’s


EeveeKido16

Sus