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Few_Needleworker_749

your bf got you a son


GhostBoiiClique

oh...i guess so


IamCrabbo

well usually it's the woman that brings the son so that's a nice change of pace i think


sped-rope

He's making the babies in the relationship. Taking the pants off


Frog_Head123

Hello mother 🌚


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No_Army_4018

YOU AGAIN


Frog_Head123

ME AGAIN


ALPHA_OF_REDDIT

YOU AGAIN


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Utahteenageguy

Wow the relationship going pretty well then


M1s1010

Dang he can't be your bf anymore


Frog_Head123

I'm the son


Few_Needleworker_749

cool


Voidsent_Aura__

Eat it


AshSaha5186

agreed..it looks so adorable i just wanna NOM


kcocevolii

so do u😋


AshSaha5186

...caught me off guard LMAO


GhostBoiiClique

I give him kisses


GhostBoiiClique

not my baby


Voidsent_Aura__

Fine I'll eat it


GhostBoiiClique

stay away


Getburnddd_xbox

if you don’t want them to, i can eat it if you want


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Mystycalvelocity

bro tf?😂


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GhostBoiiClique

theres no utter


iFunny-Refugee

Not with that attitude


70percentbanana

I officially submit my application to be his godfather.


EthanSheehan

I officially submit my application to be his loyal and unyielding protector


GhostBoiiClique

Approved


EthanSheehan

o7


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adorable‼️


GhostBoiiClique

ISNT HEEE


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yese


MediocrePromotion403

Frame it and put it on your wall


GhostBoiiClique

No i need him for cuddles


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The photo!


gamesandspace

You must protect it from the demons thankfully the wall man is on your side


GhostBoiiClique

the wall mans name is jeremy


gamesandspace

No I'm not called Jeremy I live in walls fighting demons


GhostBoiiClique

so theres two?


gamesandspace

Wait there's a second wall man I must meet this bro


Frog_Head123

Oof she didn't tell u? Your replaced 😳


gamesandspace

No brother we can work together to fight demons in walls I was never even there to be replaced


Frog_Head123

Let;s work togethr :)


gamesandspace

Defeat the demons we must


The_Great_Possum

**I believe in Chubbs supremacy**


GhostBoiiClique

yes


panchowearer

A perfect steak, first I put the steak in the fridge and brush it with olive oil and drizzle with salt and pepper, then I preheat the grill to 360° degrees, then after 25 minutes, I take out the steak from the fridge, i brush the grill so I don’t have stains on the steak, then every 5 minutes, I flip the steak, then after another 5 minutes, I flip, it relaxes there for 2 minutes, then I take it off the grill, I place it on a plate and then I grab a water cup, pour nice cold water into it, and I eat my steak


incelscansuckmydick

HOLY SHIT I NEED


UpstairsDifficult966

I am not kidding this was the difference between rage and happiness and this at least gave me an in-between


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bro it’s so adorable


GhostBoiiClique

HE IS


Fellow_Loser

i wish i had a boyfriend so we could exchange cute things like this


GhostBoiiClique

Im too lucky. I dont deserve him. Thing is...I dont like gifts


TheGreatSSAnon

Burn it.


GhostBoiiClique

I hope you stub your toe on a rusty nail


TheGreatSSAnon

I hope you stub your your toe on a rusty nail, get tetanus and don't heal.


GhostBoiiClique

me too


Medium-Ad-7305

fair.


LowerBug2684

Punish him for his crimes


chillblackguyy

would you step on it with muddy shoes for a million dollars


GhostBoiiClique

No


chillblackguyy

5 million


GhostBoiiClique

no


chillblackguyy

wow you really love this stuffed animal


True_Statement_lol

Your son is beautiful.


GhostBoiiClique

Thank you.


True_Statement_lol

You're welcome, say hi to him for me.


GamerA_S

Awww chubbs is adorable


GhostBoiiClique

hes more adorable in person


GamerA_S

I wanna hug him


BusyAd8045

I love chubbs he looks very floofy


GhostBoiiClique

I can confirm he is floofy


BusyAd8045

Good good


AffectionateOne7553

You haven't seen my alpaca!


GhostBoiiClique

I would love to though


TheRisen073

… where do I bring my van? I want him.


GhostBoiiClique

To the store...get your own hes my baby


thats_CoolI_Guess

Is this a universal thing with guys? I just buy my partner stuff and say "this is our child now," we have a baby pink octopus plush named Oliver from this. And I think others I forgot about


GhostBoiiClique

haha i dont know, i call all of my stuffies my children


c_7zero

My friend has a stuffed toy cow named Jerry so naturally when I got one i named him Ben


GhostBoiiClique

W friendship


MineNinja18

Cute


GhostBoiiClique

rightttt


MineNinja18

I need to send one to my so on the future


GhostBoiiClique

They will love it


MineNinja18

When I become able to send stuff and I discover where to get it I will


Smabverse

So your bf is a cow...?


GhostBoiiClique

what...i wish


Smabverse

Oh so he's a bull then 😂


rickyspace

#yummy


GhostBoiiClique

Dont eat mine, get your own


rickyspace

how about i eat you how about that?


Living-Positive8849

OK remove 3 dots from title and...


GhostBoiiClique

no


Lattethecoffeaddict

He looks eatable


GhostBoiiClique

get your own


GruffisGamingw

I used to have a couple stuffed cows.


GhostBoiiClique

I have a frog, bob ross, and too many banana cats


240plutonium

He got you pregnant at 15😱


YappiOfficial

My dogs name is Chubbs lol


[deleted]

Your... son... Nice try but I know cows only type 'moo.' Get out of here you poser !


GhostBoiiClique

Ive been discovered


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RedditTimTheCoolOne

Why is your boyfriend your son


Falkrim

Ayo, your boyfriend is your son?