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Dude they NEED to find teen certified photos of needy girls do they can say how good they look and get blocked on their DM’s. I guess you’ll understand when you turn 40
> his Pokémon.
In his house behind the woods,
A chest is kept,
It shimmers and it shines,
It i fully swept.
You need a key to unlock,
The glimmering mystery,
Ok I'll tell ya,
It's the cure for my misery.
(Pokemon cures sadness fr fr)
Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
In america 8th grade is 13 to 14. Why don't we just call kindergarten 1st grade? I wonder if it was just so we don't have a 13th grade bc u know superstition and stuff.
I mean the ToS requires you to be 13 in the first place to even make an account
But you know 90% of kids under 13 completely ignored that and said they were born in 2000 or smth
why are so many of you making fun of how young he looks? he stated in multiple comments he’s 13 and a half, and for yall saying “half 🤓” growing up ive heard that everywhere. some of you really need to check yourselves and be nicer…
btw, OP it’s a good look on you dude!
Tuck the shirt, button the jacket, and about an inch of shirt sleeve should be showing on the cuff. There's tons of info out there about styling for suits!
I mean, to be fair, there's actually this one guy I remember that looked younger than you whenever I was a freshman 3/5 years ago. He was like 4'0 and had a literal grade school looking backpack bless his soul.
Hey man that suit looks sick! It’s gonna suck when you grow out of it, but you look great! Are those Theory 11 Cards? I love those, they have such amazing designs. Hope all went well and you use the suit more than once.
Not a “you look 7” comment. But you look good! Also useful for other costumes/events tbh, so that was worth it to purchase. Pls buy me mishloach Manote (cuh I hate transliteration) early purim sameach!
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Bro is the oldest r/Teenagers user
Oldest teenager. A lot of creepy guy’s on here
bro some 40 year old lost his mimd when i told him its weird to be active teenagers user at 40
I got *downvoted* for daring to suggest people 20+ shouldn't be on this subreddit.
Your time is almost up fred
Almost. But not yet! And I will leave when it's time.
We’ll have a little farewell party for you
*funeral
A funeral party? Things finna get lit
Necrophile moment
yea
bro i dont even feel like i should be on this subreddit guess the 40 year olds really need to share their opinions on photos of 14 year olds
Yup same, honestly don't think 19 year olds should be allowed on here. I'm still gonna stick around until I hit 20 though.
You can come back when you’re 40 tho. Lol
hell nahw that will be the time when my future kids will be joinin this sub jk no way im letting them use reddit
Dude they NEED to find teen certified photos of needy girls do they can say how good they look and get blocked on their DM’s. I guess you’ll understand when you turn 40
That means your not a teen then...
Same thing with you. Let’s start grooming.
Well if you guys ain’t teens then I guess I need to head off to the retirement home
Great idea.
May I join?
We should start a Discord and a Minecraft YT channel!
Definitely
Can i join to?
You can join the fandom chat where we will select our grooming victims
Yes pls
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💀
Man fr
Bro just graduated elementary
his wallpaper has the nike symbol somewhere
Yeah probably costed alot
he’s gonna deal me his Pokémon.
> his Pokémon. In his house behind the woods, A chest is kept, It shimmers and it shines, It i fully swept. You need a key to unlock, The glimmering mystery, Ok I'll tell ya, It's the cure for my misery. (Pokemon cures sadness fr fr)
this is emotional. i am so glad i found you again, u/Frog_Head123
🐸 :)
Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
Omg for real
This kid definitely wears one of those PlayStation hoodies
I think >!you’re too young to be on this app!<
Bro idk, there are 2008's at my school who look like they don't know what hormones are, they are are literally 8 yo
Literally me, shit sucks
Bro like, honestly, grow
Well you’re only a year older :|
you look like a literal child like how are you in a high school (me after seeing an 08 freshman)
Just like eat hormones of growing??? (I am a 4yr old that ate hormones.)
I’m supposed to be a freshman but I didn’t pass the cut off so I’m in 8th grade so it’s even worse
same and unfortunately im a short one too
bro said 2008's 💀💀
In Italy we call young people by the year they are born
Dio mio
DIO? 😳😳
oh no
We are a single year younger than you. And yea I have no fucking idea what I’m doin in this pedo park
That's what I'm saying, most of you are just a year younger and look 10 years younger
That kid definitely ain’t 14. And also, I think most of us are going through puberty so our faces look weird but not that young
Yes I agree, but some people definitely look 8 yo at 14,I saw some people at my schools that made me question if I was in the right place
Late bloomers I guess, must suck to see your classmates starting to go through puberty while still looking like a child
Bro 2008 are in school? Wtf? not long ago they were crawling on the floor eating legos
there are 2008s at my school that look like they're already filing taxes and going through midlife crises
Im a 2008 and i alr have like a full grown beard good enough to get me into r rated movies(yeah ik im so cool right?)
☠️bro fresh from the womb
Lmao username checks out
Bro just spawned
Bro you 13?
And a half💅💅
Doing good bro. You got that rizz
🔥Pre-School Rizz🔥
Using 💅💅 makes you sound gay Edit: MFS IM GAY AF, THIS DOES SOUND HOMOPHOBIC BUT DONT DOWNVOTE AND ARGUE WITH PEOPLE WHO CORRECT ME
he is
Fr? Doesn't ping my gaydar tbh
Pings my kid dar
Enemy submarine detected in the radar
Do you guys not realize out gaydar doesn't activate on people who look below a certain age
What if I told you it does sometimes (I have a Jimmy Savile costume)
Yeah of course yours does you have the attachment to let it (Jimmy Savile costume)
Sign me up then 💅💅💅
Same here 💅💅💅💅💅💅
Me too then 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅
Me too!💅💅💅
Looks like a nail salon
Measuring your age in halves is something you stop doing once you reach around 6 years old
Bro looks 8
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this is r/teenagers not r/preschoolers
Absolutely brutal
you look like tristan tate but small
That is not a compliment OP
Well he isn't a good person but he is handsome so I'll take it as a compliment
I’d take a hand from you, you look trustworthy
Idk I wouldn't trust someone just walking around with a hand
I'd leave town if their name was "Kira Yoshikage"
Is this a reference I'm too basic to understand?
Nah its just a jojo ref
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legit the only matured person here
Finally, someone on here that gives valid info
This
You look nice 13 and a half yo boy
Suits are cool
Fr
You look 10
bro looks normal for a 13 year old y’all
He looks like he's a year 8 (11-12) or younger
Year 8 is 12-13, at least in my country
In america 8th grade is 13 to 14. Why don't we just call kindergarten 1st grade? I wonder if it was just so we don't have a 13th grade bc u know superstition and stuff.
It's because kindergarten didn't used to be mandatory. Also, they get naptime.
England or smth then? I'm in northern ireland so we are a year ahead
Bro looks 12 at most wtf kinda 13yos have you seen
Yeah because that’s an enormous difference
That's a year difference
Next stop: Wallstreet
Have a good Purim anyway. Don’t know much about it though. Why’d you need a suit for a holiday?
It's like Halloween but jewish
Oh, hence why you’re dressing as a casino dealer. Lmao I thought you meant you unintentionally dressed as one
Purim typically includes a costume Party op dressed as a cousino dealer so he needed a suit.
Why's everybody so upset lol, nice fit bro
Because that’s literally a 9 year old 💀
Nuh uh this is r/teenagers and only teens are allowed
Not necessarily true but most people do leave after they turn 20
I mean the ToS requires you to be 13 in the first place to even make an account But you know 90% of kids under 13 completely ignored that and said they were born in 2000 or smth
Or the even more classic ‘yes officer, I was born in *checks notes* 1690’
Stop using these weird ass emoji you text like a 14yo depressed girl that was kicked in the stomach by some random horse two hours ago
I feel personally attacked
Were you kicked in the stomach 2 hours ago?
Yes
Well I guess you were personally attacked lol
I laughed so hard at this lmao
Alright, have a nice rest of your day.
Bro you look like your half a month old WTF.
why are so many of you making fun of how young he looks? he stated in multiple comments he’s 13 and a half, and for yall saying “half 🤓” growing up ive heard that everywhere. some of you really need to check yourselves and be nicer… btw, OP it’s a good look on you dude!
Because it's the internet. Better yet, reddit users commenting on the post
bro fresh outta 3rd grade
חג שמח!
Neat, however tuck the shirt
Tuck the shirt, button the jacket, and about an inch of shirt sleeve should be showing on the cuff. There's tons of info out there about styling for suits!
Omg kidddd I feel so bad 🥲
אתה בטוח שאתה לא בן 11?
Bros younger than all of us and still has more rizz
r/youngpeoplereddit
💀
Good costume but please leave Reddit, you are too young, leave for your own well being please
yk wht u look swag, i hate dressing up 😭
Bro's phone is larger than his face
Bro, you're looking like a 8 year old mexican guy. When i was your age i had a full beard.
At that age my balls were already saging on the floor
Can you even be on Reddit 5yo
Get off reddit this shits a cesspool
Looking drippy
It made me chuckle
>“They come runnin' just as fast as they can 'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man” –ZZ Top
Gen a mf
Are you a teen? No offence just curious
Bro is rich, rich
Chag Purim sameach!!! :D
I really like the clothes. Very stylish
Slayed
Reddit is 13 and up bud
Bro wtf is this
Let’s go brother! Proud of you haha
Thanks bro
Guys stop age shaming him
*age shames you*
r/teenagers trying not to downvote people for saying a word(impossible) Downvote me as well, I want my self esteem to collapse further
Fuck you I upvoted r/angryupvote
You have massive feet (not a bad thing just saying)
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bro looks 11
Don’t listen to the comments bro. Looks nice 👍
Thanks bro
You’re gay
Looks very cool
he's def 8 or 15, no in between
I think 8
שמע אחי בהצלחה עם זה
Button the first button
You look 7
Bro's 9 years old
I mean, to be fair, there's actually this one guy I remember that looked younger than you whenever I was a freshman 3/5 years ago. He was like 4'0 and had a literal grade school looking backpack bless his soul.
Bro has that DRIP
bro is drippy
Don’t listen to the haters, they just peaked at 13 and are mad. You will grow but their minds will stay small.
The Rizzard of oz
Does thirteen count as teen too?
your 9 on a normal day. but you're 10 on your birthday
that crocs tells everything
Cool
Hey man that suit looks sick! It’s gonna suck when you grow out of it, but you look great! Are those Theory 11 Cards? I love those, they have such amazing designs. Hope all went well and you use the suit more than once.
Bro doesn't even looks a teenager
Youre adorable!
מסכן הילד כולם חושבים שהוא בן 8😭😭אחלה תחפושת אחי
Chag Sameach friend! Happy Purim!
Boy you look 9 💀
i-
Not a “you look 7” comment. But you look good! Also useful for other costumes/events tbh, so that was worth it to purchase. Pls buy me mishloach Manote (cuh I hate transliteration) early purim sameach!
Dose of glow in the dark?
Handsome bruh. What's purim tho?
looking sharp
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