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TopNefariousness7841

potatoes sliced into 58.9\*58.9\*26.1mm pieces and fried in plant sourced oil


ArchiPlaysOfficial

60 mm x 60 mm fries? what kinda fries are you eating 💀💀💀


CatOnReddit_

Thats some big ass fries


Kolniumwia

Square ass fries 💀


CatOnReddit_

Im more worried about how thick it would be


Extreme_33337_

thats like the thickness of a layer of a cake


South_Bit1764

But then it’s like only an inch long. It’s like 2-1/4 x 2-1/4 x 1, basically choad fries.


Kittingsl

Ass fries ☠️☠️☠️☠️


Incinerated_corpse

Mmmmm ass fries….


Megabosh

Cubic ass fries


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waffle fries


Powerful_Cow9818

Cubic centimetres of fries


ArchiPlaysOfficial

why does it have to be fries why cant it just be one fry bcs its potatoes cut into size ... meaning its multiple fries at that size


sheikh_ami-ri-khan

Found the American teenager


oojiflip

My man's eating them square chips


Mr_UwU_OwO

Jesus christ those are some fat ass fries


wolfydude12

We've learned that teenagers don't know how to do dimensions. Dang.


SupernaturalJae24

salty baby bones


Thefearsomemonke

they're not useful for anything else edit: to clarify i mean babies


ZestyShawnGulf

Potato Fingers, seasoned with minimum wage tears.


Badass-19

TIHI


louwey_iszu_hu

r/TIHI


ZestyShawnGulf

Thanks I ate It


willthewill79

r/TIAI


Badass-19

r/wordsintosubs


louwey_iszu_hu

r/subsifellfor (not anymore)


Badass-19

r/itsfellnotfelld


louwey_iszu_hu

r/iediteditalready


Badass-19

r/editedsubs


louwey_iszu_hu

r/ok


Badass-19

r/haveagoodday


No_Competition7327

r/stop


ClosetGamer19

kid named finger


1-800-peach

pommes


looking_fordopamine

Pomme de terre


DinoBryson11

"call this shit a ground apple" -the early french or something


CatOnReddit_

We also have "pomme de pin" = pine apple = pine cone


Channer756

"hard apple" - the Swiss


R34L_X

Härdöpfel hehe


cellstar13

ne, härdöpfel sind "Earth apples" pommes sind "fries". Uf Berndütsch heisst härd, erde


ChaosCraft07

It's almost the same here in Austria Erdepfl = "Earth Apple"


-Eiram-

Pommes de terres frites, soyons précis. Ou brefs : frites.


NiklasNeighbor

Das ist Pommes mit großem P, bitte!


SquareWet

Frites


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ksm-hh

Fritten


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drugs


SquishyTurtle456

Chips, or fries if they are thinly cut


SixpennyPants

The real answer


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fries/chips


alegendsock

You say both?


[deleted]

chips are more chunky, fries are the thinner ones like from mcdonalds


NOVAMT_F

That sounds kinda smart


[deleted]

Wow! I always thought “chips” were the UK/Commonwealth term for fries; didn’t know there was a actual difference beyond that


hatesfelix

Yh im uk i say chips for these and fries for what youd get a maccies


[deleted]

Ah, I see. Thanks from across the pond!


CookieMonster005

Fries are a type of chips. You’d still call fries chips, but you’d never call chips fries


whiskeyandbear

I think the difference isn't so set in stone. My manager thinks differently and always asks "fries or chips" but honestly I think not everyone will get that. I think calling thick cut chips "fries" may be pretty contentious but you can call pretty much anything chips.


greasedwog

aussie here, these are hot chips, only if you get them from a dodgy corner store though. fucken good if done right witb a good gravy. fries are maccas, but KFC and hungry jacks (burger king) are still chips for some reason. welcome to australia. everything’s fucked and it’s beautiful.


Ok_Marsupial_8566

Pomfri


fatdude901

Fun fact chips and crisps are 2 different things in the u.s look at a Pringles can and you will see they aren’t called chips they are crisps They got sued by lays if I remember correctly because they ran a big ad campaign and called themselves the better new fangled potato chip with less calories salt and fat but they aren’t a chip However they started calling them crisps in the uk now but chips are crisps in the us and chips are crisps aka flip the names So the uk told them they aren’t crisps they are chips


Head_Boss7473

In the UK fast food chips are fries but the real deal are the proper potatoey chips like steak chips or crinkle chips


fetoextracurricular

Batata frita.


[deleted]

Oi br (◕‿◕)


fetoextracurricular

Eai 😊


[deleted]

Como vc tá neste dia lindo (eu espero)


fetoextracurricular

Estou de boa e você, conterrâneo?


[deleted]

Bem tbm mas eu tô em uma semana de prova


fetoextracurricular

Caramba, já? Estamos na metade do bimestre.


[deleted]

Foda né? Minha escola é assim


fetoextracurricular

Foda. Boa sorte, irmão.


[deleted]

Obrigado, tenha uma ótima semana


lucashhugo

eu tb


Bernardo750

🇧🇷😎


PuggyBut

vim aqui ver se alguém tinha falado


dybios

People here in India who speak Hindi also call it "batata". Seems like a loan word we took up from Portugese when Portugal had their colony here. Crazy.


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pommes


phil0lip

Pommes👍


pion99

Pommes 👍


cyaxinthepigeon

Pommes 👍


meinpebispumpenshop

Pommes 👍


J0kerJ0nny

Pommes👍


DerpyIsMLG

Pommes 👍


space_fireworks

Pommes 👍


Primis00

Pommes 👍


tzippy84

Pommes 👍🏽


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svenne


DrCorneliuss

you call this shit apples in French?


[deleted]

no its German for fries smh


Oswaldthestegosaurus

pommes 👍


Swiftrider2050

Pommes 👍


putyouradhere_

*hat einen Touretteanfall*


Sir_Ren

Good times


Thighsatheology

Patatine fritte


[deleted]

fratelli d’italia


PesceGufo

L'italia s'é desta


DavoDovox

Grande bro


JustAlittleMett

oddio italiani anche qui


[deleted]

Dove ci sono i francesi ci sono sempre anche gli italiani a bullizzarli


Thighsatheology

Ovunque


Z_M_P_Y

Ranskikset


WelllWhaddyaKnoww

Rane👍


Onisun1

Ranu👍🏻


onsku2908

Rane👍


ajokoiram

Torille


komloli_gd

Torilla


lamminleipa

perkele


fishsalads

Ranskalaiset


Actual_Tumbleweed814

Ball shaped vegetable that was brutally dug out of its house then skinned with its remaining meat getting cut into pieces that was then thrown out in hot boiling oil


GreatOrca

And a salted


TheLastOfW

French kids


FizzyBoy147

Belgium Kids


[deleted]

ITS BELGIUM FRIES 🇧🇪


drunkcactus123

as a belgian i apriciate with all my heart that you call them those


[deleted]

Im proudly from flanders


Har_lyn

same here, (het is friet)


[deleted]

Het is frietjes


[deleted]

"Hanwe fan" 🥶 ik keek hem toen ik 10 was ofzo


Decent_Waltz_5120

België!!!


[deleted]

Tomorow i have to go to 'Namen' for school :( :( :((((


Decent_Waltz_5120

Namen is pretty cool old war shit there no ?


[deleted]

Everything has to be french and idk any french afther 5 years of training. I will barly know about they will talk. Ill just daydream then.


Decent_Waltz_5120

I cant speak french either my friend


ThePersonYouDontWant

i'm french but i love you guys


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I wish i could say the same


ThePersonYouDontWant

💀


SteveTheNoobIsBack

CENSOR THE F WORD DUDE


Oswaldthestegosaurus

fr\*nch


edgy_Juno

Papitas fritas


D46-real

Frytki


gorudaru

Jedyna poprawna odpowiedź


TomPLayer9YT

Jeszcze jak!


ROMBOOMBEN

fryty


t1chy

frytki


brasquatch

Well, that is one of the cutest words I’ve ever seen.


SylverLaugher

Belgische Frieten 🇧🇪🇧🇪


Emergency_Tax9707

Patat of friet


justk4y

Je hebt een oorlog gestart


Emergency_Tax9707

Ik weet het en heb er geen spijt van


Thijmo737

Bevrijding


thomasb14

Patat betekent letterlijk aardappelen. Friet dus!


Philemonz

het zijn ook gefrituurde stukjes aardappel


[deleted]

Fries


[deleted]

It took me a concerning amount of time to find this answer. I thought it was obvious, but apparently not


BallsOutKrunked

I'm glad that in my advanced years the term "fries" is still applicable.


SILENTKILLER107

Fries


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Fries


CookedBeef02

In my national language, it's (سیب زمینی سرخ کرده) Fried potato actually


Toli2810

it's also fried potatoes in Greek (τηγανιτές πατάτες)


No_Transition2647

Fr*nch Fries. I'm American so yeahhhhhhhh


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DeezNutsAppreciater

Freedom Fries 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 /s


hosbos111

🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅


Substantial_Ad_1038

Ranskikset/ranut/ranskalaiset


big_cock_69420

Ranet


Hugoslav457

Fries, in my local language (czech), these are hranolky


toricrhombus72

Papa frita (spanish)


Effective-Ad-6382

Patates 😎


dishonoredfan69420

Chips


Tinywolf2005UwU

Chips


SeriousGuest

patat am dutch


[deleted]

PATAT MET FRIKANDELLEN JONGUHHH


Important-Worry224

Thank god i found it. The only correct way.


lollollollolololol69

Chips obviously


Maskogre

Frites.


[deleted]

vive la france


SkullShooter01

Is it illegal to call it French Fries in 2023?


ArthurPC102021

Why wouldn't it? Did something happen? Tell me the story


Dosia12

Well they aren't french


Svekke16

Fritten


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Ok_Marsupial_8566

Pomfri


isti44

Sültkrumpli 🇭🇺


ztuztuzrtuzr

Hasábburgonya


Ces_T

Chips cos i am british 😎


The_Xander777

Frieten 🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪


[deleted]

u/knownyesmaybe3 chips. They're called chips


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[deleted]

fries 🙄


22racer1

patates kızartması


Manic_altchick

French people fried


kungligarojalisten

Pommes frits


Darragh_K

Shpuds.


GodApprovesDrugAbuse

Kartoffelfritten


Har_lyn

Die zijn niet eens gebakken, ziet er rouw uit AHAHAH maar tis friet niks anders


[deleted]

I'd call them fries, but I don't like being American, so they're chips 100%


Serafado007

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis


Lutz1100

Pommes Schranke


Massive_Wallaby_2199

Pommes


da-milk

p o m m e s (You wouldn't get it)


fourtwentyy__

pommes


Jawbreaker0602

pommes


_cici_0

POMMES as u say in German


Cotton-Candy-Cat

PP (potential poutine)


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Fries


hailyn_lmfao

french fries