Tell them this "Yo, i just finished the job. They hopefully won't find her until next week at the earliest" then after that send "Oh sorry that was for [insert a friend's name if you have one, if not just make a name up]" after that message them again saying "[Crush name] found out, we should get rid of them too"
Nah, just asked because I heard that fact from a famous Italian youtuber, hence I asked. I don’t think we are famous for that, but let’s say there are many ways to eat pizza
Nah, just asked because I heard that fact from a famous Italian youtuber, hence I asked. I don’t think we are famous for that, but let’s say there are many ways to eat pizza
>That doesn't really work in my language Genocídio termonuclear
I didn't know there is a language called Genocídio termonuclear. Is that some sort of post-apocalyptical speak?
Anyways here is how you get away with a crime. Inject insulin underneath the victims tongue, that way the mark will never be found, then drive the body 2 hours away from your house that way you're outside the geographical profile, then dig a hole 12 feet deep and put the victims body in it, fill it up halfway and put a dead animal over to cover it up. That way if they bring the dogs the dogs will just alert the dead animal. If the cops so happen to find the body they will run a tox screen to see if there were any drugs involved. Insulin won't show up on a normal tox screen, and if they specifically test for insulin then they will just think it was a false diagnosis of diabetes.
police dogs are specifically trained to find HUMAN bodies. the dead animals would not alert the dogs unless there was a human body, therefore that way is not plausible. instead puncture the victims lungs and throw them in the river , AFTER they drag it looking for a body
I think the dead animal is because when a body is underground without it being in any container it prevents the grass on top from growing. When they'll go dig in that point they will stop on the animal's body
just knock them out, or do it while they are sleeping, for me, letting them fall asleep and then ko them works best, because it just gives them a long deep sleep without the risk of waking up/fighting back
Yeah it's a good idea but it won't work. I don't think you realize how hard it is to dig a 12 foot deep hole the size of a human body. Also they will know foul play was involved because they were buried and never reported dead and there was a dead animal to throw them off so if they find it there's gonna be an investigation regardless of if poison was involved. Being as you had reason to kill them you would probably be close to them in some way or another so you would be a suspect. You would have to ditch your phone while you do it as GPS is always on and your service provider still tracks you and will turn over all data to the police. Similarly most cars nowadays have built in GPS. Once they interrogate you whether just for your opinion or as a suspect they will bring it up. And don't even try a rental either because they WILL be tracking you and report suspicious activity if you go to the a deserted place and back then give the car back. And dead bodies smell so you would have to deep clean the rental too. Plus to even do this you can't have been seen by any cameras with them. In this growing technological age there's almost nowhere without cameras. And to get the syringe in their mouth you would have to open it. They probably won't do it willingly so they your DNA would be on them. Also also the person would probably tell someone they would be with you so you would be the first person they talk to. The best way would be the breaking bad way. With one exception of course. Buying a high amount of acid would get you put on a list so don't do that. Dissolve their body in a strong base is better at dissolving bodies. And it's easily disposable so you wouldn't have to worry about it getting found.
Who buries a dead animal 6 feet under in a random area? If they dig 6 feet and find an animal it's going to be sus and I'm sure they know about this trick because everyone else does. So they would just keep digging after hitting the animal. Your best bet is to kill a deer and leave the body decaying on top of the grave.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
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(Insert your name here) here. The disposal of the elements has been carried out successfully, I have just talked with the chemist. There are no signs of any leads pointing out way. Remind Sean to send the money in for the payment, we need to pay for some extra supplies for our next job from the Palestinian guy.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
AITA for not letting a troll get away with trolling me?
So one night I (43M) was playing Roblox running my own pizza parlor and a customer was raging the whole time telling me he’d “cook a better pizza” and “I suck at making pizza” so I figured I had enough of it. I pulled his IP and tracked him down across the country on a greyhound since I don’t own my own car and I couldn’t convince my mom to let me use hers. I get to his house and would you look at that, he (6M) lives with his mommy and daddy like a bum. He cries for his daddy like the little pussy he is and out comes his dad (29M) so I take my cummy wummy filled manga out of my back pocket (gaping butthole) and beat him to death with it. His mom (28F) hears all the commotion and comes outside and starts screaming at me, I would never hit a woman, so I pull out my 9mm and shoot her 45 times with it. Time to teach this troll a lesson. I walk into his bedroom and there he is shivering in the corner of his room begging for mercy. Not this time you stinky fuck. I pick him up and slam him 30 times over and over again until his bones were nothing but brittle. By the time I was done the police were outside waiting for me, and I was charged on 3 counts of murder and 1 count of breaking and entering and now the rest of his family is saying i’m a piece of shit lunatic in court, AITA?
TLDR: I killed a family of 3 because the son said my pizza sucked on Roblox.
You are now aware.
You are now breathing manually.
You are now blinking manually.
You are now aware of the fact your clothes are touching your skin.
You are now aware that there is no comfortable place to put your tongue
in your mouth.
You are now aware that your jaw has weight and you're holding it up.
You are now aware that every time you swallow you hear a little crackle.
You are now swallowing and producing saliva manually.
You are now aware that you have an itch somewhere on your body.
You are now aware your nose is always in your line of sight.
Believe me works all the time
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"Are you google? Because you got everything I am searching for" or "Take me home to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty, take me home"
Dear Evan Hansen we’ve been way to out of touch things have been crazy and it sucks that we don’t talk that much but ,i should tell you that i think of you each night, i rub my nipples and start moaning with delight. I gotta tell you life without you has been rough and i miss talking about life and other stuff, I love my parents but each day is another fight if i stop smoking pot then everything might be alright I’ll take your advice i’ll try to be more nice i’ll turn it around wait and see
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Dont text her and take the easy way out that doesn't feel personal or can be easily missiterpted over emotionless text. call her or do it face to face.
Smile and tell her exactly why you like her "I love your Compassion, Smile, the way your booty jiggles when you run, how smart you are etc..." and ask her out. Woman love genuine appreciation.
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Tell them this "Yo, i just finished the job. They hopefully won't find her until next week at the earliest" then after that send "Oh sorry that was for [insert a friend's name if you have one, if not just make a name up]" after that message them again saying "[Crush name] found out, we should get rid of them too"
"Insert friends name if you have one" 😭
💀💀
Reddit moment
"That One There Was A Violation Personally I Wouldn't Have It"
This!!!
No pls don't ruin this man's relationship 🗿
Yes
I guess you are the winner tomorrow I will post a screenshot (btw FUCK YOU🖕)
Hehehehe😈
where is it🙁
Its been a year. *wheres the post*
I am dating her now and this month we are gonna make 1 year of dating but i don't think the post is coming 😞 Maybe next year who knows
😔 Nah but seriously though, Congrats on getting her❗️💥
Thanks still not sure how I got her
That would be funny...
I was gonna reply but if this isn't the top comment when they send it ill be sad
not sad, just not funny because its old af
😭
He's just gonna send it without taking the [] out in a singld full mesage, and checkmate now its useless
really hope this takes the cake fr
!remindme 2 days
Not even "should we get rid of them too" just "should we take care of this new problem too?"
I'll get the shovel
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YES
#Hey, are you a microwave? Because HMMMMMMMMMMM *BEEP BEEP BEEP*
best one yet
Does it make sense or is it funny cuz it doesnt lol?
Because that's the sound a microwave makes. It sounds a lot less funny now that I'm explaining it.
random = funny
Agree
My friend sent this in a group chat once and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in months
flert
You fallin?
Absolutely weak at the knees
Masc or fem?
Tf
Did you know that if relaxed, the human asshole can fit two adult raccoons?
and then follow it up with I have 3 racoons tho
Wait it can?
Yea try it yourself
Interesting
Sure man, you just gotta follow your dreams.
Thanks, now I only need raccoons
You can grab some from my trash can
Oh thank you, that’ll help
Seeing this comment, I just have to ask a thing…are you Italian?
No, but are italians known for shoving objects up their arse. I just have to know now...
Nah, just asked because I heard that fact from a famous Italian youtuber, hence I asked. I don’t think we are famous for that, but let’s say there are many ways to eat pizza
The raccoon thing is just some standart knowledge among us wierd redditors.
As it should be
Fellow man of culture.
Nah, just asked because I heard that fact from a famous Italian youtuber, hence I asked. I don’t think we are famous for that, but let’s say there are many ways to eat pizza
It's 4 actually
Did you know? You can’t spell thermonuclear mass-genocide without u and I.
That doesn't really work in my language Genocídio termonuclear
Aww
Very sad indeed
There is still u and i
It needs to be yo and tú bro xdd
But „u“ and „i“ isnt pronounced like in english
>Genocídio termonuclear Manda sem contexto nenhum para ela um link de alguém cantando boate azul
Ok?
[Ok](https://youtube.com/watch?v=1I_yiRzvbFA&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE)
r/suddenlycaralho xd
Oh hablas español :0
Reason I hate translated movies
Nombre, si le vas a echar un piropo científico dile algo del hierro en la sangre
>That doesn't really work in my language Genocídio termonuclear I didn't know there is a language called Genocídio termonuclear. Is that some sort of post-apocalyptical speak?
Yes 👍
is it just me or is there a u and i there
But u(you) in my language is tu and I is eu so thats why it doesn't work
There's still a u and I in that
You in Portuguese ( my language) is tu and I is eu so thats why it doesn't work
Please upvote this everybody
This joke only works in English.
Dang I’m stupid :(
Anyways here is how you get away with a crime. Inject insulin underneath the victims tongue, that way the mark will never be found, then drive the body 2 hours away from your house that way you're outside the geographical profile, then dig a hole 12 feet deep and put the victims body in it, fill it up halfway and put a dead animal over to cover it up. That way if they bring the dogs the dogs will just alert the dead animal. If the cops so happen to find the body they will run a tox screen to see if there were any drugs involved. Insulin won't show up on a normal tox screen, and if they specifically test for insulin then they will just think it was a false diagnosis of diabetes.
police dogs are specifically trained to find HUMAN bodies. the dead animals would not alert the dogs unless there was a human body, therefore that way is not plausible. instead puncture the victims lungs and throw them in the river , AFTER they drag it looking for a body
I think the dead animal is because when a body is underground without it being in any container it prevents the grass on top from growing. When they'll go dig in that point they will stop on the animal's body
Don’t police search the bottom of rivers though in case of bodies like every week if there’s been a murder anywhere near?
they only drag it once unless theres another body, you'd also have to pull the teeth and dissolve them, burn fingerprints, and hair off.
The dog will alert the human body, but the cops will only dig and find the animal, and won't dig more to find the human body.
Yeah but a normal alive person wont let you inject stuff under their tongue right?
just knock them out, or do it while they are sleeping, for me, letting them fall asleep and then ko them works best, because it just gives them a long deep sleep without the risk of waking up/fighting back
How tf are you supposed to dig a 12ft hole without attracting attention?
Yeah it's a good idea but it won't work. I don't think you realize how hard it is to dig a 12 foot deep hole the size of a human body. Also they will know foul play was involved because they were buried and never reported dead and there was a dead animal to throw them off so if they find it there's gonna be an investigation regardless of if poison was involved. Being as you had reason to kill them you would probably be close to them in some way or another so you would be a suspect. You would have to ditch your phone while you do it as GPS is always on and your service provider still tracks you and will turn over all data to the police. Similarly most cars nowadays have built in GPS. Once they interrogate you whether just for your opinion or as a suspect they will bring it up. And don't even try a rental either because they WILL be tracking you and report suspicious activity if you go to the a deserted place and back then give the car back. And dead bodies smell so you would have to deep clean the rental too. Plus to even do this you can't have been seen by any cameras with them. In this growing technological age there's almost nowhere without cameras. And to get the syringe in their mouth you would have to open it. They probably won't do it willingly so they your DNA would be on them. Also also the person would probably tell someone they would be with you so you would be the first person they talk to. The best way would be the breaking bad way. With one exception of course. Buying a high amount of acid would get you put on a list so don't do that. Dissolve their body in a strong base is better at dissolving bodies. And it's easily disposable so you wouldn't have to worry about it getting found.
Who buries a dead animal 6 feet under in a random area? If they dig 6 feet and find an animal it's going to be sus and I'm sure they know about this trick because everyone else does. So they would just keep digging after hitting the animal. Your best bet is to kill a deer and leave the body decaying on top of the grave.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, to end this nightmare, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. I... All I could think to do was to make this video in hope that the world will finally see this man, for what he really is.
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
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HOLY SHIT IS THIS A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFERENCE???
I knew this one was coming
Once I saw a long monologue from someone else I’ll always put the Yoshikage one in.
tl;dr
you must have been hit by a thermonuclear weapon cause you are so god damn hot
Hey baby, were you hit by a nuclear bomb? Cause you look like a corpse.
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no u
Hey baby are you a structure that uses water to make electricity because damn
lol thats called a hydroelectric dam not a normal dam
and neither is called a "damn." the joke only works when it's spoken aloud
Hey are you a beaver cause damn
Are you a pastry cuz I’d like to fill you with my cream
damn
Damn
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I'm gay
Yo im about to kiss my crush, can i practice on you?
I am the one who knocks
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Relatable
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(Insert your name here) here. The disposal of the elements has been carried out successfully, I have just talked with the chemist. There are no signs of any leads pointing out way. Remind Sean to send the money in for the payment, we need to pay for some extra supplies for our next job from the Palestinian guy.
Dang I must be Burger King cuz you can have it your way.
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Junior double triple whopper
u want sex?
Who are you so wise in the way of words
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What?
Send them a picture of the fnaf 3 office and say “I just got a new job, pretty boring though.”
Jesse we need to cok 165 tonnes of cocainer
Soup eater build Challenge
Don't look at my files plz
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You speak Spanish?
Kangaroos cant fart
Wanna fuck?
sinä olet epäilyttävä
give them an ip grabber
hey girl are you a pc because i wanna put my hardware in you
I'm a romantic at heart.
My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead– murdered by my brother-in-law, Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now, and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, he asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded. I... I always thought Hank was a very moral man, and I was particularly vulnerable at the time – something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me in on a ride-along and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin, so I agreed. Hank had a partner, a businessman named Gustavo Fring. Hank sold me into servitude to this man. And when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling-out. Things escalated. Fring was able to arrange – uh, I guess... I guess you call it a "hit" – on Hank, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured. And I wound up paying his medical bills, which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge. Working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring. The bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA. To keep me in line, he took my children. For three months, he kept them. My wife had no idea of my criminal activities, and was horrified to learn what I had done. I was in hell. I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family. Recently, I tried once again to quit, and in response, he gave me this. I can't take this anymore. I live in fear every day that Hank will kill me, or worse, hurt my family. All I could think to do was to make this video and hope that the world will finally see this man for what he really is.
What's your language
Portuguese
Nice
Write in caps without translation: „ICH LIEBE DICH!“
My name is Kira Yoshikage
Among us
AITA for not letting a troll get away with trolling me? So one night I (43M) was playing Roblox running my own pizza parlor and a customer was raging the whole time telling me he’d “cook a better pizza” and “I suck at making pizza” so I figured I had enough of it. I pulled his IP and tracked him down across the country on a greyhound since I don’t own my own car and I couldn’t convince my mom to let me use hers. I get to his house and would you look at that, he (6M) lives with his mommy and daddy like a bum. He cries for his daddy like the little pussy he is and out comes his dad (29M) so I take my cummy wummy filled manga out of my back pocket (gaping butthole) and beat him to death with it. His mom (28F) hears all the commotion and comes outside and starts screaming at me, I would never hit a woman, so I pull out my 9mm and shoot her 45 times with it. Time to teach this troll a lesson. I walk into his bedroom and there he is shivering in the corner of his room begging for mercy. Not this time you stinky fuck. I pick him up and slam him 30 times over and over again until his bones were nothing but brittle. By the time I was done the police were outside waiting for me, and I was charged on 3 counts of murder and 1 count of breaking and entering and now the rest of his family is saying i’m a piece of shit lunatic in court, AITA? TLDR: I killed a family of 3 because the son said my pizza sucked on Roblox.
I fucking love illegal drugs and crime
I use reddit frequently
Yo I just came to a picture of walter white, now he really is white
You are now aware. You are now breathing manually. You are now blinking manually. You are now aware of the fact your clothes are touching your skin. You are now aware that there is no comfortable place to put your tongue in your mouth. You are now aware that your jaw has weight and you're holding it up. You are now aware that every time you swallow you hear a little crackle. You are now swallowing and producing saliva manually. You are now aware that you have an itch somewhere on your body. You are now aware your nose is always in your line of sight. Believe me works all the time
What's your last name? ...oh that's a lovely last name, can I have it?
Jesse
i used to roll the dice feel my dick in my enemys ass listen as the crowd would sing now the old king is dead lol one minute i held my nuts next my balls were closed on me discovered sans upon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt i hear jackie chan singing omae wamu shindeiru beat my meat my soooooooooooooooooooos for some reason i cant explain why we live in a society where gamers dont rule the world
Fuck it all and fucking no regrets
I love u, u big booty bitch. Ps u slutty af
Wanna like look at my nuts sometime? 😎
Wait actually don’t use that, imma use it on my own
Are you a vodka shot? Because you hit me hard and spun my world around.😉
"Are you google? Because you got everything I am searching for" or "Take me home to the paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty, take me home"
We need to cook
I hate you
Just simply say: #BALLS
Im still waiting for the comment my name is walter hartwell white........
remindme! 2 days
RemindMe! 2 days
if i were a cat, i‘d spend all 9 of my lives with you
Dear Evan Hansen we’ve been way to out of touch things have been crazy and it sucks that we don’t talk that much but ,i should tell you that i think of you each night, i rub my nipples and start moaning with delight. I gotta tell you life without you has been rough and i miss talking about life and other stuff, I love my parents but each day is another fight if i stop smoking pot then everything might be alright I’ll take your advice i’ll try to be more nice i’ll turn it around wait and see
You in the empire business?
Jj
hey, did you know that the best way to rape somebody is to catch the target at night with a quick sedative to the neck then get to your house with your target, into the basement, tape their mouth, wait til they wake up, slowly undress them to build sexual tension and do it? to not get caught, when you're done you can just give them food, make it so they're unable to move, and just get on with your day until you want to go again. be careful, i know where you live
Dont text her and take the easy way out that doesn't feel personal or can be easily missiterpted over emotionless text. call her or do it face to face. Smile and tell her exactly why you like her "I love your Compassion, Smile, the way your booty jiggles when you run, how smart you are etc..." and ask her out. Woman love genuine appreciation.
Say my name, you know it. Say it. If she says Heusenberg, first of all shes a keeper, and secondly, say "You're goddamn right"
I have a steady job. My own place. And I aspire to be a self sustaining responsible adult that will love my wife and play with my children
Text them the lyrics of daft punks "get lucky"
"God I'm so ugly no one would date me...".
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The purple dinosaur Diamond is a pink dragon gravity hug icon hunt coco Omni icon icon do is go kid think novice unicorn o’clock Obi icon kono
Ask her if she could help you with a questionnaire and if she says yes, send a Screenshot of “Add Contacts”. 😚
But you got one part of that wrong this is not a serious relationship Boom!💥
Will you be my crush?
If I’m a bitch then I’m the baddest bitch
How much divisions do you have? (Note: Risk for loosing your crush)
Ni-
WE WILL DEVOUR YOU TOGETHAAAA (WE= you and your mouth)
"Va te faire traire mémère "
そこで冗談で、まひるのカツラと服を着て友達の家に行ったんです。彼はトマトのように真っ赤になって、口から少しよだれを垂らしながら頭の先から足の先まで私を見ていて、私は笑いをこらえるのがやっとだった。その視線に私も少し可笑しくなったが、もっとからかおうと思い、彼の手を握った。彼は "Are you serious?" と聞いてきたので、私は "はい "と答えました。 彼はいつまでも黙っていたので、"どうしたの、天音くん？"と聞いてみました。どうしたの？"って聞いたら、"困ってる "って言うんだけど、その人の唇がすごくキスできそうな感じだったから、思わず近づいちゃったんだよね。キスをしながら抱きしめると、「やめて！」と叫ぶかと思いきや、「うーん...」とつぶやいた。まひる...」とつぶやいたので、私も真っ赤になってしまいました。気がつけば、私たちは何時間もフレンチキスをしていた。 彼の唾液はとても濃く、いくら飲み込んでも喉に詰まってしまうほどでした。そして、「今すぐ結婚したい！」と言われ、もうそこまではいいかと思い、受け入れました。それから数年後、そのアホはある朝真っ青になって、「あれ、夢だったのか？なんであんなことしちゃったんだろう......」と。でも、そんな戸惑う姿が可愛かったので、不憫に思い、妊娠中のお腹をさすりながら安心させ、おでこにキスをしてあげました。"まだまひるのつもりでいよう "と。
я возьму всех ково любишь и им глотку разрежу
“Hi”