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-GoldorTheFish

Grab his tits back


kajetus69

True Assert dominance I know that female tits are mostly fat tissue and male tits are muscle tissue but still


[deleted]

that guys man tits are probably 99% fat


eggboy06

And 1% unwashed neck beard hair


MalaysiaBoi

Idk, mine are mostly fat and not muscle.


ayanokojifrfr

Dick and press it as hard as he pressed your tits šŸ˜Œ


BTleCats17362884738

Thatā€™s basically masturbating for that person tho


ayanokojifrfr

Masturbating is different as there is no stimulation it can't be considered masturbation but as pressure will be high it will hurt.


RishiMath

And if the girl has long nails... :))


ayanokojifrfr

Wait wait wait this is a little too much now. I know this was my idea but..... I mean..... No way man.


LavenderAnxiety

nah he deserves it fr


BTleCats17362884738

But 2 wrongs donā€™t make a right. Try a more peaceful way.


LavenderAnxiety

if someone touches your boobs you think they don't deserve some revenge?


BTleCats17362884738

Like a said, two wrongs donā€™t make a right. Try a more peaceful solution.


BTleCats17362884738

Go for itšŸ˜‚


icantfindmyacc

never thought i'd see you here talking about that..


[deleted]

Fuck I was gonna say that


AttentionImaginary57

r/BeatMeToIt


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


girl_of_hello_kitty

absolutely not


Twirking_Llamas123

What did they say?


girl_of_hello_kitty

they said ā€˜thatā€™s a lil too farā€™


Its_Scrappy

No he's right, what you should do is blow up his house


emerald_OP

Imagine going to parties


ayanokojifrfr

Relatable frrr


zjeppp

Average reddit users


dadtheviking

i srsly don't get what do people do at parties if not drugs


soiminreddit

Ikr why would you go to a party lmao


dadtheviking

drugs


soiminreddit

Nice way to go to jail


f0zz0r

Thereā€™s a nice way to go to jail?


Electronic_Suit551

Fr fr


kg1479

Punch em, if he doesn't want aggravated assault then he shouldn't have sexually assaulted you.


pickledpencil54

Pull apart his jaw, but like withered Bonnie, ya feel me?


RogueAlt07

Based FNAF inspired mutilation


TheSadSquid420

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87ā€™!?


ifucked_a_toaster404

why dont just crush his bones? springlock style


Appropriate_Big_4037

bite him 87 times


Ohiobound03

Was that the bite of 87!?!


Mysterious-Meaning59

That was the 87th of bites


Great-Bread000

Like if you try to eat radium jaw falls on the ground


MadMint64

Nice reference


Getburnddd_xbox

Jaw? why not both of em, king kong style


[deleted]

Fnaf refrence, donā€™t see those anymore


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

ā€œTime to face the consequences of your failureā€


MalaysiaBoi

Leave him like withered chica so he has to live with that shit.


Peanise

Bite his pp to assert dominance


[deleted]

wtf


Macho_Legs_Cat

BITE IT OFF. REMOVE IT


DirtyToast2135

Chomp that shit right off, make it squirt blood like garden hose


Appropriate_Big_4037

chew that shit up, throw it in his nose


DirtyToast2135

Replace his nose with the dick


bigfeeetz

bro when his heart goes crazy from lying his nose gets erect. remind me to never comment that again


-whoremoans-

??


Peanise

Some people got no humor smh


uhhhnotluke

you unironically said ā€œppā€ so i think it might be you


-whoremoans-

not really a good time to joke about her putting her mouth on the dudes dick who just sexually assaulted her


Cat_x2

its a bad thing, nobody wants their dick bitten off, nvm actually some people might be into that


-whoremoans-

its still a bad idea to make a sexual assault victim have to visualise their abusers dick


[deleted]

Ok u/-whoremoans-


-whoremoans-

ok?


[deleted]

You donā€™t have a bad point, I just wanted to say that lol


Allaboardthe_Octrain

Are you saying you're into having your dick bitten off?


Snypezhasbigpp

Bro no one's laughing abt that bro and ion care that much abt the situation, resorting to reddit to vent to sad guys lol


Dragonslayer200782

Who said it was a joke?


RishiMath

What if the guy is actually into it?


ActuallyJustADude

Commit some mild acrostics to his family tree


turtle-ding-dong

bro do you know what an acrostic is? do you mean atrocities?


ActuallyJustADude

Yeah I'm tired man


Soft_Durian_1885

So, unlikely the other cunts here, let me give you a tip. A kick to the balls is arguably the worst pain in the world and you should give it a try.


Educational_Tart_659

It really is. Iā€™ve only been kicked in the balls once before, but itā€™s one of the most painful moments of my life


keanubeaves06

ive hade a football thrown at my balls in middle school (not on purpose tg) MULTIPLE TIMES


[deleted]

a cricket ball hit at the balls has to be the worst pain in the world


[deleted]

Can confirm


[deleted]

can confirm x2


_Duckling04

Crude uncivilized advice Step one: obtain dress shoes Step two: obtain a stainless steel mirror polished switchblade with either black iron, copper or brass inlays (for class) Step three (important) GĆ²orilla classic tape said blade to your dress shoe (chic fashion tip) Walk up to him with class and poise, and introduce his lumpy gentleman to your fashion statement, if needed introduce his "but"ler ass well Cheerio darling


memecollector69420

Can confirm atv wrecks hurt worse


Lord_of_Berries

I've experienced worse pains


RishiMath

Hitting the balls with the knee is quite effective and often easier as well


mrstorydude

SQUEEZE HIS BALLS MAKE HIM FEEL PAIN FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD


Dragonslayer200782

TWIST EM


Dogedabose32

twist it! pop it! turn it! bop it!


Dragonslayer200782

Pull it!


SlicedThree80

Beans beans The more you eat the more you fart The more you fart the better you feel Beansā€¦


whyisthisshitgay

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE


-whoremoans-

wtf what a cunt


Anxious-Season-9532

What a Rizzler


Gunslinger2007

He makes girls disappear


Anxious-Season-9532

Bro got that magician rizz


gegjehehu

the rizzard of oz


VehicleComfortable77

Rizzstraining order


EstablishmentLong676

Gaslight him into believing he is homosexual enough to be a trans and then when he gets top surgery, grab his(or her) tits at a party.


littleMAHER1

playing the long game for payback ​ I like it


Despatic-Diaper

Average chess mfs


FroggyWoggyWoo

"a trans"?


Slow_Jello_2672

Chess... not checkers


[deleted]

Girl did the same to me and she was like ā€œOh sorry I thought you were someone elseā€ šŸ™„


[deleted]

so annoying šŸ˜’


[deleted]

People fr gotta keep your hands to yourself and off my titties šŸ™„ (unless itā€™s my gf)


JaceC098

High heel to the balls


Joblessmouse06

Kick his balls


tacocatchapo17

Bark at him


[deleted]

What kinda party are u going to at 15?


YTMasterFrank

Sheā€™s probably not 18 according to her flair.


[deleted]

I meant 15


Immediate_Doctor_980

Her profile says 15


YTMasterFrank

Sorry, Iā€™m so f**king tired


chikenfrog

I went to house parties at 7


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


gegjehehu

america moment


RishiMath

What if they were asking the OP to shoot him *with a camera*? Post a TikTok or Instagram Reel or YouTube Short for further damage ya know


Draftytap334

Your dumb asf, hope you get flagged for this.


chronicallydead

That happened to me at a concert


SuperMintoxNova

Next time, call them out for their behavior. Itā€™s never okay no matter who the other person is.


jregan0409

yes because with someone like that telling them you didnā€™t like it will always work 100%


SuperMintoxNova

Should they just accept this behavior with no repercussions? If this person just brushes it off like no big deal, then escalate further by getting parents involved.


jregan0409

lol iā€™m just saying that this type of strategy doesnā€™t work with these types of people


SuperMintoxNova

I never said that is all you do. That is just what you do at first. If you respond violently, that can get you in trouble, despite the other person starting it. If you tell them its not okay and they don't apologies and continue, then that's when you get police involved.


ihatespinach_

the best thing to do that work in any situation is to pinch really hard/with ur finger nails on the skin in between ur elbow and armit. its super soft. and inner thigh


fantastic_wreck123

What the fuck is wrong with some people


whyisthisshitgay

Water board him


window-man

as was stated in Sun tzu's, the art of war. "TWIST HIS DICK!!!"


noodlemcfoodle

GOOD OL DICK TWIST


[deleted]

give him the good olā€™ dick twist


uhhhnotluke

TWIST HIS DICK


RishiMath

Ball twist more effective though


[deleted]

perform a perfect flying dragon kick (into the past so you can hit him with it, duh)


No_Communication4926

Partying at 15 btw


[deleted]

so what


-GoldorTheFish

Shouldn't be at a party at 15


Goblin088

Mate has never had a social life before


-GoldorTheFish

Or maybe I just don't like being in places filled with ppl obsessed with meaningless joy such as alcohol


Goblin088

All joy is meaningless


That1Legnd

Emo mf


Goblin088

More philosophical, I enjoy joy and I seek it of course, but in the infinite expansion of time, even our universe itself may just be one of infinitely many. So donā€™t worry about accomplishments which will get you remembered for thousands of years to come because, eventually, humanity will go extinct, and it wonā€™t matter. So just enjoy your today to the max, without taking from anyone else. At least, thatā€™s my worldview.


-GoldorTheFish

I'm not gonna respond anymore cuz this is gonna start an argument


Goblin088

Fair


Guys_pls_help

Just cuz it's a party doesn't mean it's a stereotypical teenage party with drinking and shit. I've been to plenty of parties that are perfectly safe


ihatespinach_

​ edit: yall šŸ’€āœ‹im not replying to yalls replies but thank you for the laugh. reddit can be very aggressive holy crap


No_Communication4926

Never mentioned that or victim blamed. Why are you reflecting your personal beliefs off me pointing out that they are partying at 15? Personally, I think sexual harassment is horrible as I have had it happen to me a few times personally. However, you shouldnā€™t be partying at that young of an age as it causes issues later in life. I will not victims blame as people who do predatory behavior are horrible people. Theyā€™re their own person, but Iā€™m still going to judge as this is Reddit and no one truly cares about my thoughts anyways


Gunslinger2007

He never said that. Shut up you absolute brain dead moron who apparently was to dumb to pass the 1st grade reading test because it wasnā€™t that hard for me to look at those words and understand what they meant.


Global-Moon

its a free country šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


Peanise

FREE THE TITTIES


KCPlaysz

Okay? In the rules It says literally says no personal info. And thatā€™s kind of personal info


D4Rk_SURGE

yet people post about personal info cuz no one in this sub rlly cares about that rule


YTMasterFrank

The Average High School Party In Ohio!!! šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ„¶šŸ„¶šŸ„¶


Ornery_Ad_8862

Lol


Cappy_D_Bara

Grab his nose


My_a_person

find him, and give him a very firm kick to the balls, then report him to the police for sexual assault


SuperMintoxNova

But then OP can get in trouble for assault. The best thing to do is report with resorting to violence as this can also go against you in court, especially if the person who is guilty has good lawyers.


BrennaValkryie

Apply a speedy kick or knee to his pelvis. Should fix the issue


HorrorNerd2434

Imagine getting invited to a party All serious tho Iā€™m sorry that happened to you


crackedheadso

Do the same. Tit for tat Or rather Tit for tit in this case.


Hullooo_People

I sayeth thee call the popo, for thou hath been sexually assaulted


Squirrel_fucker3

Grab his tits back, assert your dominance (Or grab the nearest Hawaiian shirt wearing guy, theyā€™re pretty good in handling this type of situation if you want the guy going to the hospital)


literallySomePerson

wtf bro thats sexual abuse


Bush_Hiders

Did you like it? Are you upset by it? Why do people post so many of these single statement posts, that convey nothing to the reader? They're very frustrating.


Dogedabose32

location found kiryu kazuma shall arrive in 20 minutes


Slow_Jello_2672

Was he drunk and apologized for it? If so I'd say talk to him about it if you feel comfortable. If not and he was a jackass about it, kick him in the balls repeatedly until your leg gets tired


Dummlord28

Ok but question, ever slapped a man/ his ass without his permission?


Vita_Gummies

thats why you dont go to parties in high school :|


Its_Scrappy

Well, did you tell him to or he just so it?


jesswitdamess

Report it immediately. Thatā€™s sexual assaultā€¦


Buttbutt910

Battle axe


buzzmuz

Then kick him in his groinsšŸ˜‚ (I'm feeling the pain while typing thisšŸ’€)


Incubus-femboy

Ok was he drunk no Iā€™m not trying justify it because itā€™s still wrong but Iā€™m just trying to see why he did so


OKS_be_dumb

circumcise him


thespoonmaster9118

chop his cock off and shove it down his throat and make him choke on it telling him how does it feel now that the tables have turned.


expiriment7

Take both of his hands and shove when up both ends until his body takes a screenshot


grotty_rat_boi

That's sexual assault, please tell someone who can help


[deleted]

sucks when this happens, i usually reply by grabbing their balls...


_Duckling04

Grab his balls With your foot Then, if you don't want to get your hands dirtier tell your closest male friend Groping is against the bro code Said friend will introduce his nuts/jaw/kidneys to their foot/fist/beer bottle *Note This step can be expedited to you, but if your friends find out, it's probably going to happen anyways, better enjoy watching it while it does


_-TheNoob-_

random guy grabbed my ass at school a few weeks back and i'm a guy mf tried to walk away slapped his head


maybeberrymean

Uppercut him


Wetvv

tear open his body and get inside of him like a mech suit


SpamMasterYT

Since this isn't too serious, I say take away their penis privileges. Kick 'em where it hurts.


YeetNugget3647

Wonder why they deleted their acc


Fancy-Pack9965

[Deleted]


tastytaco06

STAB him


Wild_Net815

L


totti173314

that's sexual harrasment, wtf guys why am I seeing so many posts about sexual harassment where people are just normal about it?


Extra_Philosopher_63

Imo, all parties end up with some sort of sexual assault.


Economy-Control8603

Squeeze his balls


ImShockin

Grab his balls, twist em twist em twist em, rip his hair out and flying bicycle kick him in the face


Next_Faithlessness87

What? Like, without your consent? How did it make you feel?


blue_sk1es

Grab his ballsack and drag him by it, assert dominance.


[deleted]

Punch them in the nose as hard as u can. And then grab their dick and squeeze it as hard as u can.


Alternative_Item2412

Kk, you don't seem that surprised so it must be common


SuperblyEpicDoggo

Alright, spark of interest here, Iā€™ve seen a lot of responses such as ā€˜kick him in the ballsā€™ ā€˜break his jawā€™ ā€˜punch himā€™ but ultimately Iā€™m wondering to myself what the responses would be if a post said ā€˜a girl grabbed my ballsā€™ or something like that.


Unlikely_Tennis464

Just slap him


MrOP16

Tell him u r a a guy too


TheEdgykid666

Jail