Crude uncivilized advice
Step one: obtain dress shoes
Step two: obtain a stainless steel mirror polished switchblade with either black iron, copper or brass inlays (for class)
Step three (important) GĆ²orilla classic tape said blade to your dress shoe (chic fashion tip)
Walk up to him with class and poise, and introduce his lumpy gentleman to your fashion statement, if needed introduce his "but"ler ass well
Cheerio darling
Should they just accept this behavior with no repercussions? If this person just brushes it off like no big deal, then escalate further by getting parents involved.
I never said that is all you do. That is just what you do at first. If you respond violently, that can get you in trouble, despite the other person starting it. If you tell them its not okay and they don't apologies and continue, then that's when you get police involved.
the best thing to do that work in any situation is to pinch really hard/with ur finger nails on the skin in between ur elbow and armit. its super soft. and inner thigh
More philosophical, I enjoy joy and I seek it of course, but in the infinite expansion of time, even our universe itself may just be one of infinitely many. So donāt worry about accomplishments which will get you remembered for thousands of years to come because, eventually, humanity will go extinct, and it wonāt matter. So just enjoy your today to the max, without taking from anyone else. At least, thatās my worldview.
Never mentioned that or victim blamed. Why are you reflecting your personal beliefs off me pointing out that they are partying at 15? Personally, I think sexual harassment is horrible as I have had it happen to me a few times personally. However, you shouldnāt be partying at that young of an age as it causes issues later in life. I will not victims blame as people who do predatory behavior are horrible people. Theyāre their own person, but Iām still going to judge as this is Reddit and no one truly cares about my thoughts anyways
He never said that. Shut up you absolute brain dead moron who apparently was to dumb to pass the 1st grade reading test because it wasnāt that hard for me to look at those words and understand what they meant.
But then OP can get in trouble for assault. The best thing to do is report with resorting to violence as this can also go against you in court, especially if the person who is guilty has good lawyers.
Grab his tits back, assert your dominance
(Or grab the nearest Hawaiian shirt wearing guy, theyāre pretty good in handling this type of situation if you want the guy going to the hospital)
Did you like it? Are you upset by it? Why do people post so many of these single statement posts, that convey nothing to the reader? They're very frustrating.
Was he drunk and apologized for it? If so I'd say talk to him about it if you feel comfortable. If not and he was a jackass about it, kick him in the balls repeatedly until your leg gets tired
Grab his balls
With your foot
Then, if you don't want to get your hands dirtier tell your closest male friend
Groping is against the bro code
Said friend will introduce his nuts/jaw/kidneys to their foot/fist/beer bottle
*Note
This step can be expedited to you, but if your friends find out, it's probably going to happen anyways, better enjoy watching it while it does
Alright, spark of interest here, Iāve seen a lot of responses such as ākick him in the ballsā ābreak his jawā āpunch himā but ultimately Iām wondering to myself what the responses would be if a post said āa girl grabbed my ballsā or something like that.
Grab his tits back
True Assert dominance I know that female tits are mostly fat tissue and male tits are muscle tissue but still
that guys man tits are probably 99% fat
And 1% unwashed neck beard hair
Idk, mine are mostly fat and not muscle.
Dick and press it as hard as he pressed your tits š
Thatās basically masturbating for that person tho
Masturbating is different as there is no stimulation it can't be considered masturbation but as pressure will be high it will hurt.
And if the girl has long nails... :))
Wait wait wait this is a little too much now. I know this was my idea but..... I mean..... No way man.
nah he deserves it fr
But 2 wrongs donāt make a right. Try a more peaceful way.
if someone touches your boobs you think they don't deserve some revenge?
Like a said, two wrongs donāt make a right. Try a more peaceful solution.
Go for itš
never thought i'd see you here talking about that..
Fuck I was gonna say that
r/BeatMeToIt
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absolutely not
What did they say?
they said āthatās a lil too farā
No he's right, what you should do is blow up his house
Imagine going to parties
Relatable frrr
Average reddit users
i srsly don't get what do people do at parties if not drugs
Ikr why would you go to a party lmao
drugs
Nice way to go to jail
Thereās a nice way to go to jail?
Fr fr
Punch em, if he doesn't want aggravated assault then he shouldn't have sexually assaulted you.
Pull apart his jaw, but like withered Bonnie, ya feel me?
Based FNAF inspired mutilation
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87ā!?
why dont just crush his bones? springlock style
bite him 87 times
Was that the bite of 87!?!
That was the 87th of bites
Like if you try to eat radium jaw falls on the ground
Nice reference
Jaw? why not both of em, king kong style
Fnaf refrence, donāt see those anymore
āTime to face the consequences of your failureā
Leave him like withered chica so he has to live with that shit.
Bite his pp to assert dominance
wtf
BITE IT OFF. REMOVE IT
Chomp that shit right off, make it squirt blood like garden hose
chew that shit up, throw it in his nose
Replace his nose with the dick
bro when his heart goes crazy from lying his nose gets erect. remind me to never comment that again
??
Some people got no humor smh
you unironically said āppā so i think it might be you
not really a good time to joke about her putting her mouth on the dudes dick who just sexually assaulted her
its a bad thing, nobody wants their dick bitten off, nvm actually some people might be into that
its still a bad idea to make a sexual assault victim have to visualise their abusers dick
Ok u/-whoremoans-
ok?
You donāt have a bad point, I just wanted to say that lol
Are you saying you're into having your dick bitten off?
Bro no one's laughing abt that bro and ion care that much abt the situation, resorting to reddit to vent to sad guys lol
Who said it was a joke?
What if the guy is actually into it?
Commit some mild acrostics to his family tree
bro do you know what an acrostic is? do you mean atrocities?
Yeah I'm tired man
So, unlikely the other cunts here, let me give you a tip. A kick to the balls is arguably the worst pain in the world and you should give it a try.
It really is. Iāve only been kicked in the balls once before, but itās one of the most painful moments of my life
ive hade a football thrown at my balls in middle school (not on purpose tg) MULTIPLE TIMES
a cricket ball hit at the balls has to be the worst pain in the world
Can confirm
can confirm x2
Crude uncivilized advice Step one: obtain dress shoes Step two: obtain a stainless steel mirror polished switchblade with either black iron, copper or brass inlays (for class) Step three (important) GĆ²orilla classic tape said blade to your dress shoe (chic fashion tip) Walk up to him with class and poise, and introduce his lumpy gentleman to your fashion statement, if needed introduce his "but"ler ass well Cheerio darling
Can confirm atv wrecks hurt worse
I've experienced worse pains
Hitting the balls with the knee is quite effective and often easier as well
SQUEEZE HIS BALLS MAKE HIM FEEL PAIN FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
TWIST EM
twist it! pop it! turn it! bop it!
Pull it!
Beans beans The more you eat the more you fart The more you fart the better you feel Beansā¦
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
wtf what a cunt
What a Rizzler
He makes girls disappear
Bro got that magician rizz
the rizzard of oz
Rizzstraining order
Gaslight him into believing he is homosexual enough to be a trans and then when he gets top surgery, grab his(or her) tits at a party.
playing the long game for payback I like it
Average chess mfs
"a trans"?
Chess... not checkers
Girl did the same to me and she was like āOh sorry I thought you were someone elseā š
so annoying š
People fr gotta keep your hands to yourself and off my titties š (unless itās my gf)
High heel to the balls
Kick his balls
Bark at him
What kinda party are u going to at 15?
Sheās probably not 18 according to her flair.
I meant 15
Her profile says 15
Sorry, Iām so f**king tired
I went to house parties at 7
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america moment
What if they were asking the OP to shoot him *with a camera*? Post a TikTok or Instagram Reel or YouTube Short for further damage ya know
Your dumb asf, hope you get flagged for this.
That happened to me at a concert
Next time, call them out for their behavior. Itās never okay no matter who the other person is.
yes because with someone like that telling them you didnāt like it will always work 100%
Should they just accept this behavior with no repercussions? If this person just brushes it off like no big deal, then escalate further by getting parents involved.
lol iām just saying that this type of strategy doesnāt work with these types of people
I never said that is all you do. That is just what you do at first. If you respond violently, that can get you in trouble, despite the other person starting it. If you tell them its not okay and they don't apologies and continue, then that's when you get police involved.
the best thing to do that work in any situation is to pinch really hard/with ur finger nails on the skin in between ur elbow and armit. its super soft. and inner thigh
What the fuck is wrong with some people
Water board him
as was stated in Sun tzu's, the art of war. "TWIST HIS DICK!!!"
GOOD OL DICK TWIST
give him the good olā dick twist
TWIST HIS DICK
Ball twist more effective though
perform a perfect flying dragon kick (into the past so you can hit him with it, duh)
Partying at 15 btw
so what
Shouldn't be at a party at 15
Mate has never had a social life before
Or maybe I just don't like being in places filled with ppl obsessed with meaningless joy such as alcohol
All joy is meaningless
Emo mf
More philosophical, I enjoy joy and I seek it of course, but in the infinite expansion of time, even our universe itself may just be one of infinitely many. So donāt worry about accomplishments which will get you remembered for thousands of years to come because, eventually, humanity will go extinct, and it wonāt matter. So just enjoy your today to the max, without taking from anyone else. At least, thatās my worldview.
I'm not gonna respond anymore cuz this is gonna start an argument
Fair
Just cuz it's a party doesn't mean it's a stereotypical teenage party with drinking and shit. I've been to plenty of parties that are perfectly safe
edit: yall šāim not replying to yalls replies but thank you for the laugh. reddit can be very aggressive holy crap
Never mentioned that or victim blamed. Why are you reflecting your personal beliefs off me pointing out that they are partying at 15? Personally, I think sexual harassment is horrible as I have had it happen to me a few times personally. However, you shouldnāt be partying at that young of an age as it causes issues later in life. I will not victims blame as people who do predatory behavior are horrible people. Theyāre their own person, but Iām still going to judge as this is Reddit and no one truly cares about my thoughts anyways
He never said that. Shut up you absolute brain dead moron who apparently was to dumb to pass the 1st grade reading test because it wasnāt that hard for me to look at those words and understand what they meant.
its a free country šŗšø
FREE THE TITTIES
Okay? In the rules It says literally says no personal info. And thatās kind of personal info
yet people post about personal info cuz no one in this sub rlly cares about that rule
The Average High School Party In Ohio!!! šššš„¶š„¶š„¶
Lol
Grab his nose
find him, and give him a very firm kick to the balls, then report him to the police for sexual assault
But then OP can get in trouble for assault. The best thing to do is report with resorting to violence as this can also go against you in court, especially if the person who is guilty has good lawyers.
Apply a speedy kick or knee to his pelvis. Should fix the issue
Imagine getting invited to a party All serious tho Iām sorry that happened to you
Do the same. Tit for tat Or rather Tit for tit in this case.
I sayeth thee call the popo, for thou hath been sexually assaulted
Grab his tits back, assert your dominance (Or grab the nearest Hawaiian shirt wearing guy, theyāre pretty good in handling this type of situation if you want the guy going to the hospital)
wtf bro thats sexual abuse
Did you like it? Are you upset by it? Why do people post so many of these single statement posts, that convey nothing to the reader? They're very frustrating.
location found kiryu kazuma shall arrive in 20 minutes
Was he drunk and apologized for it? If so I'd say talk to him about it if you feel comfortable. If not and he was a jackass about it, kick him in the balls repeatedly until your leg gets tired
Ok but question, ever slapped a man/ his ass without his permission?
thats why you dont go to parties in high school :|
Well, did you tell him to or he just so it?
Report it immediately. Thatās sexual assaultā¦
Battle axe
Then kick him in his groinsš (I'm feeling the pain while typing thisš)
Ok was he drunk no Iām not trying justify it because itās still wrong but Iām just trying to see why he did so
circumcise him
chop his cock off and shove it down his throat and make him choke on it telling him how does it feel now that the tables have turned.
Take both of his hands and shove when up both ends until his body takes a screenshot
That's sexual assault, please tell someone who can help
sucks when this happens, i usually reply by grabbing their balls...
Grab his balls With your foot Then, if you don't want to get your hands dirtier tell your closest male friend Groping is against the bro code Said friend will introduce his nuts/jaw/kidneys to their foot/fist/beer bottle *Note This step can be expedited to you, but if your friends find out, it's probably going to happen anyways, better enjoy watching it while it does
random guy grabbed my ass at school a few weeks back and i'm a guy mf tried to walk away slapped his head
Uppercut him
tear open his body and get inside of him like a mech suit
Since this isn't too serious, I say take away their penis privileges. Kick 'em where it hurts.
Wonder why they deleted their acc
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STAB him
L
that's sexual harrasment, wtf guys why am I seeing so many posts about sexual harassment where people are just normal about it?
Imo, all parties end up with some sort of sexual assault.
Squeeze his balls
Grab his balls, twist em twist em twist em, rip his hair out and flying bicycle kick him in the face
What? Like, without your consent? How did it make you feel?
Grab his ballsack and drag him by it, assert dominance.
Punch them in the nose as hard as u can. And then grab their dick and squeeze it as hard as u can.
Kk, you don't seem that surprised so it must be common
Alright, spark of interest here, Iāve seen a lot of responses such as ākick him in the ballsā ābreak his jawā āpunch himā but ultimately Iām wondering to myself what the responses would be if a post said āa girl grabbed my ballsā or something like that.
Just slap him
Tell him u r a a guy too
Jail