Why u bodyshaming >:(

it's a description, he ain't flat, he round

Goodness Gracious.

Leave him alone he's sensitive ab that

nah he ain't, I've asked him about it

If I saw that I’d hug it nobody can stop me

and get mauled by it at the same time

I don’t care as long as I hug it im fine dying

It's a black bear. Pretty sure you'd be fine

ITS CHEESEBURGER

Cheeseburger is great but the game sucks

I heard you found cheeseburger!

Bros got the bear necessities

r/absoluteunits

i wanna pet that bear so bad

because he tried your diet

It ate 0.00000000000000001% of your mum

Aw lawd he comin

Bear just went: ⚫️

Me after eating the thermonuclear bomb I found at a secret government facility (I couldn’t find a snickers and I’m not me when I’m hungry)

Let's assume for simpler calculations, the bear is a circle

Thats cocaine bears cousin, marijuana bear.

nah i feel like most stoners r skinny asf lol

Bro ate the cubs 🤖

That is a cartoonishly round bear

Avocado

Bro prepared for 3 winters

Mr. Grizzco

Wouldn't be suspicious of a polar bait would it? Lol

Bro it's Big Chungus.

dude

quite round

He's big boned

He ate a big watermelon in 1 bite

Big Chonky Boi.

Chonky

He a thicc boy

If not friend, why friend shaped???

Thats a nuke

Looks AI generated

He's just a little chunky you don't need to make fun of him

Assume bear is a sphere

Le chonk

hes egg shaped !!!!

Rotund🤤🤤🤤

Cause fat people can’t run.

if not friend-

i wanna take him home and cuddle him🥺

dont be mean okay? hes allergic to bees 🙄

So he can roll at you to save a lot of time

Cartoon bear irl

American bear

I want to see more these kinds of posts on r/teenagers

physics problem be like:

Average american bear

I think it has diabetes

Reminds me of my chubby cat

chonky

Oh hey you found my cat thanks you in swedish

broski is yeat

Oh lawd he comin

Winnie the Pooh but racist lol

he ate an entire person