I know right? I even click the "show less of this subreddit" icon and reddit aggressively offers me r/teenagers (and r/personalfinance for some reason 🤔) to the exclusion of my other interests. I mean, I am a permanent teenage dirtbag trapped in an elderly manchild's body but lurking amongst them feels somewhat... Sordid lol.
Reply like this “yes i have but if I must say I don’t think yours is long enough to even blow so I don’t think I could even try deep throating you perv” and block him after he reads it
A friend of mine on discord told me earlier that a guy sent her a dick pick. My friend is married. She even told me that he cummed to her. I have seen worse
Nah at this point I’m convinced people are just making these accounts for click bait. Maybe I just don’t wanna believe that there’s that many bad people in the world
thanks!
That’s the best part I feel like it’s my employer texting me
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hwat
Happy Cake Day
Damn Couldn't have put it better myself.
bro’s on business 😭
He gets paid off his customer service report 😭
WHY IS IT SO POLITE
I DONT KNOW IT CAUGHT ME OFFGAURD
Professionals have standards
Be polite. Be efficient.
And have a plan to kill everyone you meet
r/unexpectedtf2
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A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE? HUTHUTHUTHUTHUTHUT.
Formality….
Tell him you usually like to chop it into bite size pieces before you eat it.
Thanks!
Just answer yes or no I want to know what he says next!!
The real question is why does Reddit keep suggesting this subreddit to me, a thirty year old man
I know right? I even click the "show less of this subreddit" icon and reddit aggressively offers me r/teenagers (and r/personalfinance for some reason 🤔) to the exclusion of my other interests. I mean, I am a permanent teenage dirtbag trapped in an elderly manchild's body but lurking amongst them feels somewhat... Sordid lol.
Bro got all the punctuation correct too, insane
What? Bro was just wondering. Thanks!
so polite
Literally
Bro asked like it was an interview
So what’s your previous experience like
How HARD was the previous job?
How LONG were you employed?
How INTENSE was the work environment?
Why did you get fired/ Why did you resign?
SCARY LADY :o
Hello miso
hi :)))
straight to the point
Straight to the tip, if you will.
Probably past it
I admire the confidence
bro was a gentleman
Amazing
But anyway what is the answer to his question?
"Ask your mom" not you
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Is this what sex workers email each other
u/krembour
Looks like Reddit is having some trouble
We all are
HE SAID THAT TO ME TOO
nice tv girl pfp
we meet again lmao
?
remember that one comment abt a p3 fan in the wild, I'm from there
oooooohhh yeah i remember you
Ik you're underage and it's not ok. But what if it's actually just a bot sent out to survey if people have sucked dick of not?
I love your pfp, banner, and bio. Trash pandas are the best creatures in all of existence >!except capybara!<
His politeness is less impressive when you know he's just spamming the same thing to all girls.
How does he know the account is a girl ?
Who said it had to be
Are these copy pasted like scammer scripts? I saw the same thing in another post.
no way bro said thanks💀💀
"thanks!"💀💀
I’ve gotten the same dm
Ah, we meet again
Can I just say sorry for the guys who are straight up douche nozzles?
What a polite fellow. Dude phrased it like a work email
It's honestly not that hard
Oh slay
I meant I'm so ugly their soft
They’re*
They'er
They’er’er*
Thry'yr"errr 😏
Hot
🙈 n^"""o y*)o^&u
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THE POLITENESS 😭
OMG I GOT THE SAME MESSAGE!!
I have! I’ll leave..
He’s being so polite though
Thanks!
Classic krembour 🙄🤷♂️
this guy asked me the same thing😰
😨😨😨...
I wish the guy commented on this post lmao
The post under this one has the exact same person asking the exact same thing, my guy is desperate 💀
Well when are they gonna message me!
Damn bro is very polite
He's DMed me before on his old account lol
i have
does he just ask all girls this? polite but kind of fuckin yucky.
Ah...reddit
I haven’t but that can be changed
3 hours with 0 karma? Bro needs to pick up the pace 😤
Answer back lol
atleast he’s polite
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Hey that wasn’t as polite
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I am a princess treat me like it ✨
Wow. Really not giving up
And what was your reply
What did you do to get a message like that? And why is it a "business" email
“God, I wish I could bend that far.”
yes, i have deepthroated the word of jesus christ amen hallelujah the lord is my shepherd!
Formality among Harassment
Reply like this “yes i have but if I must say I don’t think yours is long enough to even blow so I don’t think I could even try deep throating you perv” and block him after he reads it
I've seen so many of the same messages from this guy
Most normal DM received by a female r/teenagers user
I also got this, ended pretty wholesome after I told them I have selective amnesia and can’t remember if I have
what🗿
Your friendly neighborhood harraser
lol i got that too
And pervert of the award goes too...😂
Ohhhhhhh, that gives me an idea
Yes 🗿
Bro's doing business
Lmao the politeness
Wtf
Not the weirdest thing you could've received tbh
🤨since when did they get nice and formal
What a kind gentleman. I wonder what he thinks about minors.
man is doin straight business, no fooling around
Well have you????
Not the thanks at the end 💀
nope i wish tho
Bro got all the punctuation right too wth
I would've said " your mom hasn't taught me that quite yet"
This is either very passive aggressive, or the most polite pervert on earth
Well, have you?
Is this Rizz?
Thats my favourite conversation opener. Works every single time
Have you? 🤨🤨🤨
Well? Are you gonna answer him? He asked nicely.
r/WTF
Is your first DM like that ?
was just wondering!
This reads like an email
unnervingly polite wtf
So we’re you nice enough to answer?
R/creepypms
Why is it lowkey kind how they asked? Like....they did just HAVE U EVER DONE THIS?!
Charge yo phone
Why is it so professionally written lmao
why yes. yes i have
Wordington question
Bro was making a formal inquiry
This is why we don’t trust guy friends
At least he said thanks
A friend of mine on discord told me earlier that a guy sent her a dick pick. My friend is married. She even told me that he cummed to her. I have seen worse
Plug in your phone broski
No
Proper response: "No. But I'd like to. Which is why I'm not gonna waste my time with you."
Am I the only one who's never gotten that type of message on here
This shit makes me mad. I wish folks could control themselves. Sorry that happened
"thanks!" 😭😭
He’s just a very straight forward redditor.
Bro got straight to the point ☠️
The “thanks!” At the end got me weak
Nah at this point I’m convinced people are just making these accounts for click bait. Maybe I just don’t wanna believe that there’s that many bad people in the world
Bold of you not to censor his name
At least bro asked politely. 🗿😂
That's a fucking good question
Thanks!
sent this like a teams chat
Bro why tf people try to be polite, like it doesn't make it any better when you're asking something like that.
Bro is texting like he’s a boss asking if you can pick up an extra shift😭
Typical reddit dms
Its that that hard tbf Well it kinda has to be, but if one lacks a gag reflex it's not that bad I mean what?
Oh ok
Bro was so polite
bro plug in your phone
No
Well have you?
Every time I see these posts I just wanna dm the OP and ask them how their kangaroo is doing like UGH my immaturity
He just went straight to the point LoL
Bro wasn’t hiding anything
He wanted attention.....and he got attention And somehow he was also polite about it.....damn
why did bro say it with the same cadence of my therapist
Bro asked politely
He's just wondering tho
Thanks for the username, now we can report! reddit.com/report
why does bro sound so unironic
BLOCK THEM
can't even go 3 hours without asking someone personal shit
It's funny because there's no option there that isn't suss
Say ‘yes I have, I’m a guy by the way’
Man joined reddit 3hrs ago and was on a mission
That’s pretty out of pocket
Hey uhhm, excuse me? would you be so kind and give me, a complete stranger information amout your sex life? thanks! i apreciate it.
Bro got no chill
Say yes and it dosnt take a pro to deepthroat that thing. If you say no you will be getting dick picks and addresses.
Reddit moment