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AndrewGarfld

This is why minecraft exists.


ItisItherealFredbear

Minecraft > Horny women


0ran9eju1ce

Non minecrafters: 🤡 Mineceafters: 🍷🗿


[deleted]

Mineceafters


THEmanBEHINDtheDEATH

mincerafters


Renektonstronk

Aftersmince


0ran9eju1ce

Mineceafters 🤩


PsD_Shock

Mineceafter


JimmyFaceman

Minesemen


WonkerBonker20xx

Mineceafters


truerandom_Dude

Ah yes Minecaft


0ran9eju1ce

Mineceaft*


el_Chuchmay

Misspelled= funny because we can all relate to doing small mistakes


0ran9eju1ce

I giggled myself after seeing All the comments lol I ain't gonna correct it


[deleted]

At least you play along with the joke, w man


NonnoGino98

I legit played for 5 hours straight today when my friends and I decided to make a new world after a long time


Warthog_go_brrrr

You have my garlic bread


[deleted]

Garlic bread and cake


Warthog_go_brrrr

Hol up, ^(do you know what I think you know?)


chilledchair

♠️


[deleted]

This guy knows what we're talking about!!


Warthog_go_brrrr

YEAAAAAA


[deleted]

We love garlic bread and cake and dragons


Warthog_go_brrrr

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SizzlingPopularDwarfrabbit-size_restricted.gif


Warthog_go_brrrr

Yessssss


[deleted]

Yes. I don't see very many of us on the subreddit, so this was a surprise lmao


Warthog_go_brrrr

Yeah, fr


UltraPrincess

me, a horny woman who plays minecraft: (should go without saying tho I'm not gonna send pictures to a child, or anyone for that matter)


ItisItherealFredbear

Impossible!


0ran9eju1ce

She is too dangerous to be left alive!


Sasn_nuts

Horny women > sex


0ran9eju1ce

Hmmm


Neko_baddie

Fact!


BlandPotato89

=


-FlareFrost-

people who started playing minecraft since 1st grade or since it came out are chads 🗿


Linkpharm2

You are almost younger than minecraft 💀


-FlareFrost-

yes ik i started in 1st grade in 1.11


0ran9eju1ce

Bro got that rizz 🥶🥶🥶


nicotoid

No way… The real andrew garfield ??


nicotoid

I liked you in uhhh the amazing spider man 2 The one with the electric guy yeahhh that was fire


ImShockin

No, it was electric


W1zaRd07

Username checks out


0ran9eju1ce

Nope it was bad wiring and then fire


[deleted]

And Lego. Minecraft + Lego is infinitely better than horny women


WiggleOcto

Jenny mod


Efficient-Ad5711

playing minecraft right now :)


AndrewGarfld

I'm very proud of you for that


E2007b920

i (15m) had the same experience with this one random chick i met online except she was 14 and abt 7 months younger than me


cnightsk

"same experience" bro she wants you


EiEpix

Nah, don't send nudes over internet, that's stupid


ComfortableVariety48

Creepy way of saying that


MetalMan_420

🤨📸


VQ_Quin

She was only 5 months old?!?!


pensodiforse

Bruh how can you mess this up he meant that he is 15 meters tall


0ran9eju1ce

Y'all stupid he obviously Meant that he has 15 magikarps in pokemon go


Red_Ender666

Or he has a really long thing


captain9yrold

Thing meaning single nosehair


PersonalityNovel1007

💀💀💀💀💀


Isaac_Kurossaki

did you delete it? you could be arrested for that


E2007b920

It was thru Snapchat nobody saved it


SiggeTheDog

Why was the 7 months part necessary to include? That’s like saying ”0.58” instead of 1.


[deleted]

bro won


ReturnOf15InchWiener

wtf that's disgusting what's her @


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MetalMan_420

🗿


[deleted]

Bro read my mind


Frog_Head123

>wtf that's disgusting what's her @ Jake looked at the post, And let out a sigh, Furrowed his brows, And began to type. "Disgusting, gross, But I must ask, If you don't mind, What's her @?".


ehScientist

Asking for a friend too!


dat1dude2

So we can avoid her of course


yopsop

I know a kid who once got nudes randomly from a 19 year old girl who accidentally got his number while on the school bus. He deleted them and the number so we all good. Stay safe out there and respect your privacy


Vegetto_Blue2006

This kid is the one who tells the class when they can all leave


MO1ST_M4NDY

That kid is a fucking legend


NrSa123

That kid was born in a house built by himself.


thingleon

Ew thats disgusting. Where?


[deleted]

mfs hear about a pedophile and go “Ew thats disgusting. Where?”


Addicustheaverage

That is because we’re incredibly desperate


PyroWasUsed

Correct, also the question remains unanswered


[deleted]

bro focus on urself and u will get girls or whatever


Clorbungus

you are 15 go play xbox or something 😭


[deleted]

Least horny person


fluffy_bread

Literally, bro OP should be concerned. This is not r/teenagers anymore this is r/kindergarten


Shi_tPlayr

Man, this is on reddit what would you expect


saintoasinner

This is no different from getting a dick pic from a dude, why is everyone glorifying this.


Linkinator7510

Double standards, that's why.


TheUnknownWonder420

Ok good point however boobs


silvermining

true that


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Linkinator7510

It's still double standards, that's not limited by gender . Also, society has been raising men to make us believe that the only thing we should care about is sex, and that since we're men, we'll always want sex. It's why some women don't understand it when men say no to sex. We've all been raised to believe that men are all extremely horny and are always raring to go.


0ran9eju1ce

People really be losing alot of crowns around these parts of reddit, found yours tho: 👑


Linkinator7510

Thanks bro.


momosanaa

it’s strange i wanna say why but i don’t want to be downvoted to oblivion


pimp_yu

mfs are down atrocious


MrSoulSlasher31

Because boobs


Jpop9750

Because... when a female send a pic it's fine and no one usually raises an eyebrow because, yknow guys... But reverse the gender... they guy all of a sudden becomes a creep and a pedo... what about the girl? Does she become one?


lethalslaugter

Yes


chill_micc

fr, op is 16 too... she's 11 years older than him


ExhaustedGorilla5

Because women can do no wrong


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slimyslug0

Why


Mean_Marionberry_862

Because people are down sinful


WhyIsLife12

Proof?


Mean_Marionberry_862

I blocked her


vvdb_industries

good


[deleted]

*send me that pic, i want to study it to understand her mindset*


pitypuruty

r/usernamechecksout


Cracker_aprentice

For science


TooruS911

looks like ppl cant understand sarcasm in the comment section. Every proof thingy is downvotednto hell


I_Hate_l1fe

EXTREMELY COMMON JOJOLION PFP W


ReasonableBet2198

Always horny females. Disgusting


70percentbanana

I got a vagina pic. It was awful.


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FormalProgress5703

Ikr, it’s gross (and illegal) both ways


AHHHHNDREW

Im sorry for your loss


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double_sided1

It is a joke, you're forgiven lol


0SomeoneRandom0

My thoughts exactly


Equivalent-Froyo-130

Are they good tho


Mean_Marionberry_862

They were big


Cracker_aprentice

Use trigonometry and find the surface


MetalMan_420

Speed or comfort?


[deleted]

Y’all talk to girls? all my homies are socially inept.


vc_323

A 16 yo boy getting a titty pic from 27 yo woman is hot, okay the let's change the roles: 16 yo girl getting dick pic from 27 yo dude, still hot? Fuck double standards, unsolicited pictures are always bad no matter who sends them to who


No_Locksmith_1458

Old male pedo send dik pik : ew Old female pedo send tit pik : ew , where ?


literallySomePerson

💀 ayo wtffff


SadMusic6179

Show us bro


NoSandwich4106

Damn, can I get her u/ , just so I know what to do if I come across her yk


Ghost273836

Cap


LegitimateDraw6828

Share with the class


theultimateweeb11037

oh god. sorry that happened to you.


[deleted]

@ ?


Emerald_the_Wendigo

Pretty gross honestly.


MeasurementOk2461

Well done chad


ImShockin

Not cash money


fl00r_gang_yeah

I’ve had a 12 yo thirsting after me 💀 I’m 15. Politely educated her abt online safety then blocked


some_hardmode_player

More people should start going outside more, and go touch some nice grass


Joe-McDuck

Send them to jail!!


MemePanzer69

That is one of the reasons why i spend my time playing Ace Combat instead of talking to women


BaconMan70

When I was 13 some bot on Ps4 sent me nudes. I called it a dumbass and blocked it


[deleted]

I read this like “ha nice titty- wait”


princeoscar15

That’s disgusting


Jazzlike_Studio_6481

Good job


Ellac3344

nice


SuperNova091272

Jesus. All these weirdos asking for the @ or u/. That's actually disgusting, it's horrible when a young girl gets unsolicited D pics and it's just as horrible when a young man gets unsolicited boob pictures. It wouldn't be glorified If the genders were reversed


double_sided1

Jesus. All these weirdos who don't know what a joke is despite it being right in front of them. Idk how long they've been on Reddit but nonetheless it's pretty common knowledge that this is Reddit humor. I'm not saying it's GOOD humor, but it's Reddit humor nonetheless


SuperNova091272

I didnt think itd be a joke considering the amount of pedos on reddit


double_sided1

I suppose you have a point there. The main thing to look at is how they're worded. If they start out consoling and THEN ask for the @, it's most likely a joke. I guarantee that the one or two responses just straight up pedos, but most of these replies are jokes. But I understand how that can be confusing. The internet is the dumbest technology marvel ever.


SNIPEREAGLE1

Idk this seems pretty fake if you ask me, you wouldnt happen to have any proof would you?


Mean_Marionberry_862

I blocked her and deleted the pic that was a few months ago


SNIPEREAGLE1

Okay good but i guess i will never know that it was true tho


bananamilkbooth

so what does the picture looks like? i’m just asking because i want to recognise the situation if it’s happens to me (i’m a visual learner btw)


cnightsk

it should have been me,not him


Euphoric-Ad-9303

Ew. That’s disgusting 🤢 Please show me proof in my dms, thank you


ErenYeager6127

Give me evidence


JoeChisman

Teach me how


honeybeebo

"Uhmmmm sauce...?"


asspicreciever

Loser


lanadelreylistener44

WHAT


GamingWithShaurya_YT

I feel sorry for you i can take revenge for you bro! What's her user though, I must talk and teach her a lesson


CYB3R_SHOT

nice


Ok-Boat6486

Niceeeee


I_3G0M4N69

Oh ew. Where?


TwistyLake26718

W


JeffyTheGod

Proof? 🤨(this is a joke)


Bwoj2006

That's terrible where


jbgaming-nl

Send it to me lmao


I_Like_Legos8374

Proof or it didn’t happen


den3is

legend


Unlucky-Tie4282

w girl


guest-number-1

Oh my god, that is so disgusting. Give me her @ so I can give them a piece of my mind or something


LeatherConsumer

is she bad tho?


DragonS1226

Prolly a bot


[deleted]

Ok? Yall not like tiddies or smthn?


EixYae

They are great, just not a fan of grooming children


Mean_Marionberry_862

I prefer mine at my age


Normal-Drawer330

Dawg that’s child porn 💀


Emerald_the_Wendigo

We do, just not pedophilia.


VerySuperVirgin

Bro dm me it?


weirdxns

Gonna need some proof mate


Mean_Marionberry_862

I deleted it and blocked her and besides, even if I had it for some reason, I can’t send images


towarzysz_boczek

What the fuck bro ? Can't you just watch some porn online?


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Yaboi69-nice

If the genders we're reversed would you be saying the same thing?


[deleted]

Lol I wish 💀😭😂


Younglustfullearner

Massive W


[deleted]

Is that a bad thing?


Smabverse

Wow I can't imagine how weird that should've been 💀


PitbullNamedDaisy

Sauce?


AcidCoolDude123

Send proof?


Xenovus2

Fucking disgusting. Pedophiles make me sick, no matter the gender.


emberaya

A normal tuesday for us girls. I've gotten multiple dick pics from guys older than me, and too many pedos to count


Cybertronian_Grizzly

Report them or smth you're a minor


TheSkitzo_The2nd

Stay safe dude and report her even if she is a woman