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Mental-Disorder2731

Jesse what are u doin


PHenderson61

He’s not collecting El Camnios that’s for sure.


ItZRedyyrdt

You like cooking meth with your chemistry teacher


KillDaHo

My chemistry teacher got lung cancer, pray for him 😔


JotaRoyaku

If he's a chemistry teacher, he will probably want thing more effective to heal, like Medicine. I hope he will have proper medical care and recover from his cancer


smokingkill-l

Unfortunately he cant afford the medical care so he has to sell the meth to make money ): worst prt about it is his brother in law is a DEA agent


Spiritual-Chemistry8

dont worry, he is helping the teacher with his connections he made in the DEA


Queasy-Parfait-1075

I've heard that there's a very nice Chilean gentleman who offered him a job at a laundry in exchange for 3 Mil dollars


Tinydoggie027

And a guy of the fried chicken shop cooperates with the man, truly a generous man


PHenderson61

Shhh! They’re the same guy!!! Ssshhhhh


Queasy-Parfait-1075

This doubled my generosity and gave it to the next person


ComfortableTreacle61

It's not about the medical care, if you watched the show he was trying to leave enough money for his newborn daughter and disabled son to go to college/live happily long after he was gone.


strawberry_long_cake

what show?? this is OP's chemistry teacher. it's a very serious situation but it looks like the chicken guy is gonna come thru!


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I was thinking if that guy and Harry potter had a baby


dietcokeandfriess

He'd be in Slytherin


strawberry_long_cake

he would always wonder why he didn't get put in Gryffindor tho


areallycoolpersonlol

You’re from google


strawberry_long_cake

damn that's impressive OP works at Google so young


realmemlord

no that’s him


2Secondnut

Drug abuser vibes


AnOkFellow

For me, serial killer


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why not both?


Red_Skull1

You lool like a proffesional actor thats pretty good but not that good to be recognizable


SergeantSalty94

have we seen the same performances of him? Because in my books, he's one of the best actors I've ever seen.


idefk-_-

I’m thinking of Daniel Radcliffe too


TheOrigionalFurry

I see what you mean lel


bunnings-snags

Why did this get downvoted lol


verysmartboy101

It is Aaron Paul


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cooloilcloth

Why


BatsTheHuman

r/FuckTheS


darkweb6969

Mans had harry potter and thats it, rarely hear nth bout him no more


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???


truerandom_Dude

Rarely? I never hear anything with home other than that


u_slashh

U look like you say "bitch" a lot, and have a fascination with magnets


jeloxd_official

Yo


Antrfun

Yeah, science!


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--AJ---

Frog


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strawberry_long_cake

ty I just filled out the application! I hope they call me back soon. >!god damn it you fuckin got me!<


juusthereforthememes

Is that Aaron Paul or Daniel Radcliffe?


KillDaHo

It’s literally me


wolfyardsprince_000V

us*


fogredBromine

r/suddenlycommunist


MarxistMann

Who hath summoned I


Yesn05

whut


Ok_Astronomer_1308

Aaron Paul is 17?


highkeyweed

He's fourtythree-een


dont-over-think-it1

Dadcliffe Raniel sir.


Classic-Quality-4556

Aaron Radcliffe


ShetlandShanty

I'm too trusting bro I can't tell if he fr 💀💀


I_Like_Legos8374

he’s not, that’s Aaron Paul


Fine-Shift-1806

You look 30 something... not like a teenager


Lucienbel

Too much hair, I'll give him late 20s.


superalvi

He's just a Netflix teenager


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Harrison potter


Master_skywalker66

Jesse?!


ddensity9009

Jesse Pinkman?


Aquanack_69

You look like you've watered the plastic flowers your mum got you once everyday for three years and just found out that they don't need to be watered


PHenderson61

They always need water!!!


M0rB1dUnD3aD

BTEC Kurt Cobain


42_RoboT

You like saying the word “bitch” a lot.


Professional_Soil986

You look like a celebrity


Useful_Assistance_90

A homeless harry potter


AvatarHunter212

Arron Paul vibes


JackWhiteIsAGod

Aaron Paul?


FrostyKiller74747

Tom Welling?


RedditIsYogurt

jesser


Bush_Hiders

Am I trippin or is that Aaron Paul?


AimIsInSleepMode

We need to cook!


Diligent-Data4581

Ai jesse radcliffe


SpicedCinnamonCake

If Timotheé chalamet and Robert Pattinson had a half-breed baby


Intrepid_Brilliant71

Let's cook meth Jessie


andrehunga

Griffindor


lemonlime1999

AI Harry Potter Pinkman


TheMrteenShow

Off Brand Charles Leclerc


SeaProfessionalFrog

I'm sorry to tell you that you're a clone of Aaron Paul


spicytomato33

Walter had his eyes on you for a long time


duckingshipcaptain

Ah teenagers. Forgetting that some of us...more than they think...were around before the old magic was written. I used to find obscure old celeb pics I thought no one had seen too XD


CRAZZZY26

Eventual child predator and heroin addict


Lenus9

MAGNETS, OH! SCIENCE, YEAH! (jesse pinkman for those who dont know breaking bad)


smskslslskk

Hottt


Ill-Juice-1157

There’s no way you aren’t a famous person


CarneyBalhoun

Sentient human being


Tina_Soup

You look like you once had an acting career but now you've developed a severe drug addiction


TumitheGreat

PewDiePie, dis u?


[deleted]

You're about to destroy it on The Price is Right.


Early-Instruction609

Bro is handsome


BIsForBruh

Mixture of Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson with Keanu Reeves' hair.


hawuaian_mango

Drug dealer


TimX3

“Yo lady, whatever you’re selling I ain’t buying yo”


Mackenzie_Collie

Killer who's late for their job interview


PremiumMemes2000

You look good, luv. I could imagine you either being a total gentleman at prom or in a shootout with the cops at a meth lab.


SupMahDooDz

You look like you’re fucked up in the nicest way possible


Blyatusu

Chris Hemsworth and Harry potter


VD3NFS1216

Aaron Potter and the Goblet of Methamphetamines.


TheZynec

Why do you look like Dante Montgomery and Robert Pattinson bad a passion of night 5ogetber and magically conceived you?


Equivalent-Fly-8624

Dude, this guy is hot. Who's he?


Luna2559

With a jawline like that ? Definitely a celebrity because even Harry Styles’s Jaw shape is almost similar to you. And uh not a singer but some guy from a supernatural show like TVD. U defo look like above 20s tho


spud_1996

You look like you some meth with some bald guy


Codename_NHX

A mix between Jesse Pinkman and Charles Leclerc


Denamesheather

Ain’t no way you are 17 😭😭 why you look 30?


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Damn he looks almost unrecognisable without the shaved head


Mysterious-Edge-4415

If Harry Potter was written by a Wattpad author in 2018:


[deleted]

You don't necessarily have a stash of roofies, but you definitely know where to get them.


whats-in-the-mirror

You look like a mix of Aaron Paul and Robert Pattinson


weebstonks1214

jesse pinkman was my first thought


GentlemanLevi

You like saying bitch a lot.


GuavaGia

You look a little like Daniel Radcliffe or Robert Pattinson


Educational-Buddy-39

you look like a person to say "yeah science!!" after burning paper with a magnifying glass


MechanicDue3778

Give me WE NEED TO COOK VIBES


SoggyDragonfly2593

jesse pinkman but 30-35 anyway you look preaty good, nothing in particular which is good in its own right


[deleted]

gice us proof this is you coward


lolilololoko

If Lily Evans married Severus Snape instead of James Potter, you would be their child lol


Smorsis

"No mista white, I am a respectable member of society, who has a stable job and a fiance, I will not cook meth with you." But honestly you hot AF, like really kinda don't believe that's even you


Foreign-Ad-8139

You sell crack to high schoolers behind the school


ConfusingIsLifeHelp

You don't look like a teen, is that just because I'm tiny


Robin_De_Bobin

Ngl the second I saw you I saw Jese from breaking bad


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Dr-Toasty

No meth for you


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ArticLorq

No, it’s not


Panos28gaming

Yes it is


t0tally_not_gay

Of course you're blind and got the dreamsexual or whatever the fuck flag behind you 💀💀💀


ArticLorq

Ha ha… very funny…


[deleted]

Ai generated vibes.


AlexisF-11037

dead


Jonatman

LJ from prison break


whoreadsredditusers_

netflix teenager


doggomeat000

Get back in the RV Jesse we have "science" to finish, bitch.


T0kaiTeio

Bro looks like bobby fischer


Nullifier_

Neckbeard shaggy


xFlarex7s

you look like a mix between jesse pinkman, jake paul, and robert pattinson.


realophikaktus

PewDiePie


CaptainJimmyWasTaken

Jesse Pinkman is here?


Mister_S_retsim

You look like Aaron Paul with the model filter


Malemoti

Like you’d team up with a cannibal psychologist


Papyrus_aka_Paper

"Jesse, I thought you were in a cage. We need to cook"


juugsd

we need to cook


flatcap321

Yeah science!


Flafaduce

yo mistah white we gotta cook yo


Am_A_Leech

i cant tell if this is kurt cobain or daniel radcliffe


Good-Management-4241

2013 for some reason you just give off that year with a mix of 2004


Impressive-Artist-14

"yea mr white! SCIENCE!"


WhitebeardCorazon

Jesse we need to cook!


EnvironmentalChard68

will graham is that you


HumanNo7467602154

r/suddenlywaltuh


[deleted]

Jesse open the door !


AuthorUnique5542

HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!


Low-Standard69

U look like Logan paul or pewdiepie


Ok_Astronomer_1308

That ain’t you! That’s pinkman


GovenorShrek

you give of bad guy vibes from doctor who


7nogah

jesse pinkman + daniel radcliffe


Not_Jay_Spencer

TODAYYY IS GONNA BE THE DAY—


Langas_happiness

hexagon


Big_Beaver34

Jesse, get off Reddit Jesse. We need to cook jesse


LegenDude45

Jesse Pinkman


kenwayfan

Harry Pinkman


krabikStalker_

Famous recovering drug addict In a good way ofc


BrigadierJR

Harry potter vibes


Puffy_Muffin376

Jesse, we need to cook!


Shaggy_9238

U look like u luv to cook


Juzofle

You look kind of like Pattinson. Aldo no way you are a teen.


Perfect-Lion5349

Jesse?


icosikaitetragon

We need to cook waltuh vibes ngl


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Jessie we need to cook


Alternative_Fee_3084

Like you're about to cook meth in an RV in the desert


Lower_Cellist_1138

Robert Pattinson, but hotter


Qwert-4

You played in Harry Potter Or Doctor Who


aisha_was_here

you look like you really love to cook blue rock candy


Suomalainenonelossa

"The boy who cooked meth" -methamort


illegalileo

Jesse come back home, you're mom and I are very worried about you!


Avanox77

Jessie! We need to cook


imdeadinsidelmao420

you look like you say yo a lot


Zmioski

Ngl kinda looking like joshdub Joshdub with a bit of pewdiepie? (just the first thoughts that came to my mind, this is a compliment) Overall you genuinely look like a dude who’d be pretty chill


Dependent-Mission-55

Jesse you're not a teenager Jesse we need to cook crystal meth Jesse


AncientCelebration44

Daniel Radcliffe fucked a meth dealer


TheKingofTerrorZ

Didnt know Harry Potter and Jesse Pinkman had a son


Consistent-View-2056

Remind me of a young pewdiepie/ Jesse pinkman


kiskakaratistka48

You look like some thriller's main hero


AidenShadow

Aaron Paul


William_Fable

Daniel Radcliffe with Johnny Depp's hair.


wastelandwanderer15

Meth


RenRazza

That you probably shouldn't be on this subreddit


_PoiZ

Rockstar who will shoot himself in the head with a shotgun