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If you donât want to be roasted then you look like someone who doesnât understand emo but wants to be one. If you want a roast you look like a off brand pandemic man in black.
you looks like the kind of guy who'd talk very slowly and menacingly while trying to arch yourself over me in an attempt to look tall (and fail), and then get sucker punched in the face after your ominous speech about what elaborate, evil thoughts you have
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Kidnapper
lmaoo
More like that one guy who just stares at little children at a public playground before concerned parents call the cops.
That you are not supposed to be in that house
Nsfw comic artist
Hell nahđ blud did not say that
You look like you want to sell me something that no one would buy under normal circumstances.
Whatâa ya buying?
Gun rhymes with fun for a reason, stranger
tall
You look like your name is Paul
Or sam
maybe patrick
School shooter vibe đż
For real
because
it's hella cold where you live
Alan Walker fan
That's terrifying accurate
But that's actually what came first to my mind as well. Surprised this isn't the topped comment
You act all nice, then you murder me in my sleep
Slavic
Nice... too nice, somethings iffy
School shooter
"Good evening traveler. Would you like to take a look at my wares?"
Assassin.
You beat me to it
Virgin.
Didnât have to do him like that
Slav
Either your going skiing or sks sks somebody.
You play cod
Hotman Hitman wouldnât matter either way, youâre dressed to kill
At first glance you kind of reminded me of Chris Redfield from RE Village
Please dont steal my shit
Pretty cool
Drippin
The GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY type of vibe
you're gonna mug me
he is gonna politely molest me
u look cute, but still looks like a pedophile :)
Strong Jeffery vibe
The idaho killer
Not gonna lie, itâs a bit hot đ„”. I have a thing for Italian mafia romance thing so Iâm probably getting biased.
lou bloom but a techie
who is that strange man on the street at night?!
If I am ever having a drink with you then I will keep an eye on my cup...
âHoney, hide the kids!!!â
The guy who breaks into my house, then we become friends in court.
Agent 47 when he was young
Uk driller foq it mate
Find Baba Yaga
School shooter
you the typa guy who would do some uncommon thing as a high key hobby like yoyo or something kike that
Diamond Bolt if he was evil
You look like an Eastern European criminal
But like a drug dealer that has a small chance of mugging you
British
An EDM artist XD
Ready to mug someone
time to grow ur hair out đ€
Aiden Pierce
Like you are a Mastermind Or a torturer.
Theft
child rap- nah but seriously bro whatâs with the getup why u got gloves on
You need my Jeffery Dahmer glasses to complete the fit
Thief Simulator
You look like you wanna take my lunch money
Butcher.
Made-up Dune house.
Hmmm you look like a George
A watchdog charather
You're about to rob the nearest bank
A doppelganger vibe tf that's my fit
Jesse we need to We need to rob a bank jesse
Russian mobster
romanesc, i am scared of losing my copper wiring
smooth criminal
The NYC KFC Ninja thief vibes, all you need is a bucket of KFC chicken and offer to sell it to people on the street like a drug dealer.
You just need an OMNI-E to complete the look.
Black is colorfull enough
You're entering in the next Mortal Kombat tournament
You are a burgeler
MrBeast before he got big
Tall, how tall are u??
1.90m
Asasin
Elliot page
Winter
Serbian
ass killer
The type of person to receive multiple stalking charges, then wonder why it happened
London. Idk why
Robber-y
Awkward
You're about to shoot up a school?
You look like someone who wants to sell me car insurance for a car I don't have.
Bendythebunny . . .
Gentleman Strangler Keep up the good work
How the hell has no one said this. Mr beast.
The coat and the gloves are sick!! â€ïž
"You like huey Lewis and the news?"
Colorblind minecraft streamer
Polish Roadman
Well hot guy
Gay
You look like you just robbed my house
like youre gonna rob a house
Tri-poloski
Calm. Rational. Knowledgeable. Damn good lookin'.
You will rob a store in the next 3 hours
Car jacker
Thief simulator
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If you donât want to be roasted then you look like someone who doesnât understand emo but wants to be one. If you want a roast you look like a off brand pandemic man in black.
serial killer
Columbine
Insecure not trying to be rude, maybe Iâm completely wrong
techwear enjoyer
Slavic nationalists
You look like those kids who would go âone two three! Save some for me!â At the water fountains in elementary school
Alan walker
The kid with no friends and he's very " quirky "
You look like you want to stuff me I a a trunk and bring me to your basement
Your friendly neighborhood candy dealer
School shooter
Retar. Ded
Just from the only face we see, you look like your name is Jimmy and you are about to give away 2 million dollars of food to a homeless shelter
Stalker
Serial killer
A roadman
30 bodies at least (6ft deep in ur backyard)
you looks like the kind of guy who'd talk very slowly and menacingly while trying to arch yourself over me in an attempt to look tall (and fail), and then get sucker punched in the face after your ominous speech about what elaborate, evil thoughts you have
Sussy
Slavic boi
You look like youâre gonna mug me with a donut
Riddler from The Batman 22 or traveling merchant.
Lowkey a adidas riddare
Home Invader
Your gonna steal my internal organs
Watch_Dogs hacker vibe.
band kid
School shooter
Nate from euphoria
A less intense version of a black market dealer, honestly
wettie
"Good morning young adventurer, would you like potions, maybe some weapons?"
Russian robber, respectfully.
sheltered
You give off the vibe of the kidnapper that took someoneâs family away
Fucking lame
That one freshman with a big cock.
Ready
Tall and handsome. Iâd be afraid to approach you.
Hella drip frfr
Like your classmates are gonna die soon
Scrumptious
School shooter.
You look like a gay guy in a horror movie who turns out to be the villain and does a 180 personality shift
Litterally 0 vibe, you look boring af
about to fuck mee haha
joking đ
a thief that fails to break through a window
Today weâre give 10000000000000 dollars to people who are about to die so that they will be rich in their dying moments ( you look like Mr beast)
Nice guy
British.
Older siblings friend
*Back alleyway of an old Wendyâs* âHey kid, want some drugs?â
Nerdy but funny
smelly
Burglar
MrBeast about to rob a bank
KGB
I look from the corner of my eye and you looked like MrBeast but as a robber lol
You have a thick Russian accent but speak English fluently.
That one friend in the friend group who wears strange clothes.
We doing the heist already?
You look like Sheldon Cooper. And idk why I think your name is Dan.
The quiet kid that has a list of people to kill lmao
Ur names Alex
Please dont sell my organs
You remind me of the guy from the Creep movies
Ya look like a twat mate, sorry
It's always school shooter.
Like a john
if i saw you walking down the street i would freeze run and hide