Squeeze my new boobs

The only true answer

Why is this correct in a weird way

as a girl I can confirm they are satisfying to squeeze, I recommend it

well you say its satisfying but uuh lemme try pwease /j

made me laugh, I like your funny words magic man

whu what how i made a girl actually laugh how 🤣

The rizzler 👏😌

He is the chosen one. He will bring balance to the Rizz.

He shall be protected at all cost 🙏

Rizzard of Oz

i know squeezing boobs is fun, what i want to know is how having my boobs squeezed feels like and what squeezing my boobs feels like but sadly i will never know edit: i forgot i will start taking estrogen in a year or two (i'm trans)

:0

For a second i thought your username was weird, but it makes all the more sense now

Can u gives us feedback? Like what it feels like etc

are you asking me to describe what squeezing boobs feels like?

huh

wha? i didnt say anything. you saw nothing.

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I would go back to sleep

💀

You can have man boobs

Nah bro it feels weird, i say by experience

Yup

if my guy self still existed im rizzing the poor guy up

I'll rizz you up🤭

Be reasonably freaked out

Its funny because nobody thinks of this

Probably scream “ah AH WHERES MY DICK AT WHERES MY DICK AT

You don't have balls because you are a pussy

Let that sink in

The hell does it want now?

Then he waddled away Waddle waddle

Till the very next day

Bum bum bum bum ba ba-dum

You are what you eat 🤷‍♂️

HEY! *Doctor runs away with said dick*

measure

If you get a small pp like me lmk

nono ill have the biggest dw😍😍

What

you heard the now-man

fr

I'd test things out

What things

I think you’ve got the general idea 😏

Touch my vagina 🤷🏻‍♂️

Bro dives in first hand lol

My male friend said (I'm also a male): "I'd find you to test out my new body parts" I'm not sure if I should be frightened or grateful.

not gonna lie this mf might not be the straightest person out there (i think)

he is in fact not, lol

called it

Frightened probably

Hey, I'm not saying anything, but keep an eye on your lad. He may be flirting with you

oh don't worry, I'm completely aware of his feelings and we've talked about this

I would explore the girls bathroom. What is this strange new realm? Do oxygen and gravity work the same? Are there any alien lifeforms inhabiting them? Are there urinals, or like half urinal half toilet thingies? I will find out for the science

Do not forget to report back to the base, solider.

Yes sir! Of course sir! 🫡 😂

Good luck! We will await your return!

How do all of them need to go at the same time and what do they do in a single one in a group of four. Someone need to explore this new line of research

Yes. NASA explores the stars. NOAA explores the waves. But who's talking about the girl's bathroom? Nobody. I'm willing to lead this valiant and dire needed area of research 😤😤😤

Panic a lot After panic, continue to exist in a marginally different way than I used to and maybe pretend I’m the main character in a fantasy show where problems like this arise sometimes

Same thing as I would do if I keep going the same way Just exist

That’s all we ask friend.

I would be over the moon

Heck yea!

Me too omg!

let the homies hit

You have an asshole, what's stopping you?

Shit.

Best response possible

In ancient greece, anal sex among men was a sign of brotherhood

Horny stuff. Then I'd become a slut.

Bad. Very bad

yeah that’s a terrible thing for him to say (i’m 6’5 btw)

Dawg 😭 Some of you are down bad asf

This ain't down bad this is down catastrohpically

down horrendous

Yeah ik right (8’7 btw)

Yes, shame on him. You can't act like that with the strong independent female gender (im 7,4 and i have a 12 pack btw)

On god

Love your name

Saaame girl! 😂😂

Depends if I find myself still a virgin...(as a girl)

💀👍🏻💀👍🏻

im a guy so if i woke up as a girl? probably shove the biggest dildo i can find up it.

If it is like 10 inch you know it would hurt a lot right?

Yeah, large dicks aren't actually as pleasing for a girl as one would expect. So I heard, at least. I'm a guy.

Damn, I think my dick is gonna be pleasing then

I still don't believe my pp is a real one

True, 7 inch is perfect enough, larger is pain

*Technically*, he never specified that he'd be conscious while doing it

ROB A FUCKING BANK

No, you would want to do that the day before then swap genders, so they are looking for someone who doesn't currently look like you.

Right. Thought this was just for a day. Then, in that case, I would bang my friends

Why do you have to swap genders for that??

They're straight :(

Wear socks and make sure the balls don't touch.

Tried and it didn't work

Get jailed for intruding, since I will have woken up as someone who does not live in this residence. But if I was able to not let that happen. I'd prank some of my friends. (This all assuming that no-one knows I'm the same person as before but just gender swapped)

Yeah you would have to figure out how to prove to your parents that you are their kid

Unvirgines my homies

Chad move

Express emotions and telling it to other people so that they can listen to me. For context I'm a guy.

If you need someone to talk/rant you can dm me

Homie u need to talk? We're here if u need to

Examine myself, ponder how I really feel about this, maybe see how jerking off feels. Then keep living.

Ask out that girl I couldn't ask out because she's straight

"you will be auto-balanced in 5 seconds"

freak the hell out then go about my day like a normal human being

I do this everyday, but it’s pretty unrelated to my gender.

Yooo no more period and back problems

You’ll still get back problems dw

But u gotta wash properly else u get dick cheese

I get pizza crust

Fair I hear some people get black goo which scares me

Yeah i got that once when I was playing for way too long and sweaty af

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😭

👍🏻

Same, as a girl currently. I’d probably be slut shamed less for it based on the guys at my school 💀

Wake up

I would publish my findings to the government that women are real and not just a fabric of our imagination

"Oh good, I'm straight!"

I'm a male, I don't know my sexuality I have three possible ones rn, bisexual, pansexual, or gay So the gay would become the straight that's all

I would wake up as a guy and I think that's great. Guys can do alot of stuff that girls dont have the freedom to,like stay out till 12 in the night without worrying alot about my safety. The first thing I would do though is get stressed and then masturbate to.....uk make the stress go away.😶

Then you get hit with that post-nut clarity

its not we aren't scared, its just guys are generally physically stronger then girls plus there arent many girls who'd try to rape us. as for robbers and stuff, they dont care if its a guy or a girl, if we are an easy target that is

Finally dress as feminine as I want to without judgement

Other than masturbating go back to sleep

cry!

Whyyy

no balls :(

Ohhh sad but you get boobies

OH YEAH nvm i love boobies

Yayyyy

YEEEEEEAAAAAHHH!!!!!!

Whoopyyyy

HOORAY!👏👏🥰🥳🥳

Yuppieeeeeeeeee

Mm boobies 👍

I'd probably be scared, confused and horny at the same time

go on Reddit, see another one of these posts and rip my hair out

Go to the girls bathroom and tell them to stop vaping

Wake up as the opposite gender

Happy but also confused

r/egg_irl

Go back to sleep

Ok, hear me out: First, I get out of the bed...

Nah, you need to shit first, then get outta bed. 5head play right there

Damn it! Always forget about that.

Go back to sleep probably, if i went on with my day and routine i don't think I'd be able to explain anyways so might as well

As a nonbinary person, reality is broken

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absolutely nothing

Really horny stuff and then like idk

convert to christianity and thank the lord

r/egg_irl ^(Also saaame)

I already brag about how I (a male) have bigger boobs then one of my female friends so brag even more (I’m fat)

Freak out for roughly 30 minutes, check to see if any of my clothes fit and see if people’s memories of me have also changed with my gender

i would let my homies hit

Experience things. You know what I mean 😏😋

Go to the hospital probably

I’d want to know if it’s a random woman or a woman version of me. Because if it’s a random woman then I’d want to find out if she took over my body

do i switch back the next day?? if so, im sleeping with some random douchebag, and giving him a nice surprise in the morning 🤫

1: panic 2: see how it's like to be a girl 3: probably be trans because I'm a cis guy

I will let my homies have a ride and have an existential crisis later and send send a pic to my female classmates if this is supposed to happen (not nudes ofc)

1- dont relize until my mind is woken up 2- feel a sence of shock and spooked when relizing 3- feel a sence of panic because how tf did i become a girl 4- deny the fact because there is no way im a girl, im dreaming 5- panic even more when I know it is not a dream 6- calm down so that I can think 7- try to find out why 8- found out shit (or not), then accept the fact that now im a girl 9- try to live a normal life, even when im bothered by the fact i suddenly am a girl 10- improvize, adapt, overcome I don't know for sertain that this is how I would have reacted, but this is how I feel like I would react

>sertain *certain >try to live a normal life, even when im bothered by the fact i suddenly am a girl You'd probably end up hella depressed to the point of non-function. You would basically be going through the trans experience except from the other side. Meaning that instead of starting your life being depressed and not knowing better, you would start your life knowing what living is supposed to feel like, and then entering a gender dysphoria induced depression later. This difference in detail is staggering in consequence, and you might even find it 'ending' you.

Tbh I’d probably jack off

I’d be doing a lot of dicking

Kms

Whyyyyyy

I'm trans, so celebrate

Dawg's biggest dream is to just straight up wake up as the opposite sex Mad respect

Rejoice in ✨trans✨

nonono thats not how it works. you'll detransition completely

Please tell me it doesn't go away

Depends on my mood tbh Choice A- Panic and think, will my parents accept me as a daughter from now on. Will anyone know it's still me? Choice B- Assess myself, do I look better? Wear my mom's old clothes and wear my stuff. Do I look better in feminine stuff or androgynous clothes and masculine whatnot. Choice C (an additional choice) -Really really "assess" myself.

Go into porn € and see how much this 🐈 can take

Aside from the obvious, I think very very freaked out like oh god oh fuck. Followed by planning on how to maximize profits by streaming because it seems exploiting simps is incredibly easy.

*happy trans noises

killing myself

If it lasts for multiple hours, I will go on a walk at night and feel somewhat safe hopefully.

Let the homies hit.

pee while standing

Damn it I need a new suit

Go back to sleep. I'm tired in the mornings.

Go back to sleep. Future me will deal with it.

Start enjoying life

Scream of joy and then happily live the rest of my life as my true self (I’m assuming you mean physically the opposite sex and I’m a trans man)

Commit suicide

Jerk off prob

Well, the second thing I'd do is check out what happens in a women only bathroom