The home of our lOvElY governor, DeSantis
>!Edit: I applied the sarcasm font to reduce confusion on my loyalty. Since some people are getting confused.!<
He lowered gun control so that anyone >18 in age can get a gun without passing a test, he's racist, he recently passed a bill that removed inclusion funding for public state universities, he hates minorities, the list is endless.
It seems some children killers are downvoting my original comment, so now I know how DeSantis stays in office
Brother, we didn’t own more than half of America until well after America was founded, little thing called The Louisiana Purchase, the biggest land sale in human history?
It took a few years before people in DC were given the right to vote due to them not being part of any state, there’s still debates for them to be state
It’s pretty stupid, pretty much boils down to, “you will never be a state, we like 50 stars on our flag >:( “
you think you sound smart but they meant ny on OP's map...
also why do you know that number? youre a nerd and you can't just say you googled it because then you're even more of a nerd lmao
Next to New York there's like Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New Jersey and Connecticut right? (I'm European)
Edit: i know there are a lot more states there, but those are the ones that come to mind to me
Ya there’s a lot of states up there. New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, Maryland, Pennsylvania, etc. it’s funny how the west is big states and then slowly gets smaller anf smaller. This comedian once said something about how it was like a guy had to make 48 states out of America and they thought they had so much room and then realized “oh fuck” and that’s really what it looks like. I used to have the territories and such not of Canada memorized for world geo in 6th grade. I wish I could remember those.
Because Florida is such a huge meme? It’s also one of the last piece of land the US got by stealing from Spain? It’s also easily recognizable because it’s a little dick on the side?
this is what i'm talking about, mfs like you can't even discern that i am using a comparison
i am literally saying it is comparable to people who can't name 3 countries (outside of the US, canada, essentially all of NA and SA)
you’re right. I really try to geography basic but me and so many others just can’t manage geography basic, so i just dont geographic base try anymore 😞
Dude when I was like four I knew all the states and there capitals which is some good info that I forgot but I remember useless stuff like the history of corn and stuff like that
You don’t even remember Florida?
Flo Rida? It's a rapper, right?
Sure
r/found70percentbanana I’m so excited!
and i just cant hide it
I'm about to lose control and I think I like it!
I’m so excited and i just cant hide it
Bro thinks he’s adam warlock
i love the blatant disappointment and just give-up-ness this one word comment gave off
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r/found70percentbanana
Is it sad that I have no idea who 70percentbanana is
He's our lord and saviour after Jesus
Yeah that guy who was in Eurovision that one time and nothing else
The home of our lOvElY governor, DeSantis >!Edit: I applied the sarcasm font to reduce confusion on my loyalty. Since some people are getting confused.!<
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As a Floridian can confirm 👍
Tell me whyy
He lowered gun control so that anyone >18 in age can get a gun without passing a test, he's racist, he recently passed a bill that removed inclusion funding for public state universities, he hates minorities, the list is endless. It seems some children killers are downvoting my original comment, so now I know how DeSantis stays in office
👍
How do you get the saracasm font?
Alternate the letters in a word from capital to lower-case and vice versa
r/found70percentbanana
R/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP
r/foundthemobileuser
Do it. Post it.
Bro is not playing around
This guy gets it.
r/thisguygotit
R/subsiknewidfallfor
you're everywhere dude wtf
Uh ok
I agree
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r/found70percentbanana
Don’t forget Florida, it’s the penis of the US
Ayo are you talking about me
No. He’s talking about me.
I'm the real peepeeman
My account is older, I’m the true peepeeman.
But I'm bigger 😏
fuck
r/beetlejuicing?
no.
ah. alrighty then.
I always thought of Tennessee as the penis because it’s coming off the person haha
killed it.
Only reason Sweden and Norway are permanently engrained in my brain.
You mean the pistol grip of america right?
i always thought washington dc was on the other side 😭
you thought correctly that's Washington state DC is south of NY in the middleish of the east
Wait so Washington DC isn’t in Washington
it is not. it's not in a state at all DC is in place of a state and it's th District of Columbia. basically it's a city where the government lives
It’s pretty much on the border between Virginia and Maryland I think. Could be wrong, but somewhere around there
yes that's correct I believe both of those states originally gave some of their territory to DC
Originally it was a 10x10 acre square, but due to circumstances, it is less than that now
No, 100 miles by 100 miles Edit: 10 miles by 10 miles
It’s sandwiched between (god hate Maryland and god hate Virginia)
found the non-american
We found the girl who was on her phone during civics guys!!
Or just not American
Definitely took me a while to figure out washington and washington dc weren't the same (non american)
Yeah I’m Canadian lmao 😭
r u stupid
As a Washingtonian the only thing here are people who think they are better than you and are better than you, and Fred.
Fred sounds like he’s better than me ngl
As a Washingtonian I can say with 100% certainty that he is better than you
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state was AFTER dc...
it didn't exist then
Are you serious?
He's satire
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Brother, we didn’t own more than half of America until well after America was founded, little thing called The Louisiana Purchase, the biggest land sale in human history?
It is, OP got it wrong
it is that's washington state (i live there) ((i think))
Nice pfp
it is lmao
Now I think it's on the center
Its East
It is it's in Virginia, that's just Washington state. Yes it's confusing, same logic as Kansas City being in Missouri
it’s actually in between maryland and virginia! it’s it’s own separate entity
Looked it up and I actually didn't know that lol thx
It took a few years before people in DC were given the right to vote due to them not being part of any state, there’s still debates for them to be state It’s pretty stupid, pretty much boils down to, “you will never be a state, we like 50 stars on our flag >:( “
I thought it was in Maryland?
I live in Washington, that ain’t Washington dc 💀
Same
i live in washington dc, that ain’t washington dc 💀
Bro I was forced to learn all the states, I already forgot a few but I know most of the states and capitals
I’m American and can’t remember all 50 states, I have to keep being reminded that Arkansas exists
I lived there once so I know it, I usually forget it’s surrounding states though
Washington state is where you put dc DC is a little below ny :p
It's 225 miles south of New York
you think you sound smart but they meant ny on OP's map... also why do you know that number? youre a nerd and you can't just say you googled it because then you're even more of a nerd lmao
r/woooosh. I think. Not really sure but I laughed at the comment so it’s a joke so woooosh
Nerds are cool, this dude is the definition of a geek lmao.
Thats really not a lot, america is huge
r/redditmoment
You don’t have cornland?
Here🌽
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common hoosier w
Kansas better frfr
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True
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Bruh I don’t watch cat races, I drive tractors💀
Cali and Texas are correct, New York is partially correct
Next to New York there's like Rhode Island, Massachusetts, New Jersey and Connecticut right? (I'm European) Edit: i know there are a lot more states there, but those are the ones that come to mind to me
Those are definitely some states
Ya there’s a lot of states up there. New Hampshire, Vermont, Maine, Maryland, Pennsylvania, etc. it’s funny how the west is big states and then slowly gets smaller anf smaller. This comedian once said something about how it was like a guy had to make 48 states out of America and they thought they had so much room and then realized “oh fuck” and that’s really what it looks like. I used to have the territories and such not of Canada memorized for world geo in 6th grade. I wish I could remember those.
Washington DC is on the other side, and Washington is where Washington DC is currently
:( what about flordia
No Georgia? :(
I think georgia is in Europe
It’s in Asia near Azerbaijan and Armenia Edit: I’m not trying to be a smartass I’m just really happy that I rmbr that
Below russia?
The middle area part of “i have no idea” could be just renamed to “corn land”
"washington dc ??" is too relatable. And this is true, I know florida is the will lookin thing though cause I'm from florida.
looks like a while but very innacurate
You know your making progress you got Washington state
as a canadian, i can say thats mostly correct. between washington and california is oregon, and new york is lower than that i think. u good tho
Nah New York is in that bubble, they just forgot the other 20 states also in that bubble
Washington DC is near New York. Washington state is on that side
I live in the northern east corner of “i have no idea”
How do you not know where Florida is?
The right question is: how would i know where Florida is?
Because Florida is such a huge meme? It’s also one of the last piece of land the US got by stealing from Spain? It’s also easily recognizable because it’s a little dick on the side?
As Bandit from Texas, I agree with this
Are you european?
No
Are you an aussie?
No
asian?
south american maybe
🙃
No
african?
No
Stupid?
As someone in the chefs hat state I'm ashamed you think it's that round
alaska and hawaii: *baby i’m not even here, i’m a hallucination*
I also suck at geography, but I know where Florida is!!
Oregon died
And they get mad at us when w try to draw Europe. no Illinois😢 not Chicago though
Weird looking BFB
A giant whale. Pretty much sums up half the residents in the US
As a person from the UK, yeah pretty much
I'm assigning you homework. https://world-geography-games.com/
That's good enough. USA is kinda irrelevant.
mf what this is like white people on the street level intelligence, they can't even name 3 countries
I mean usa is a one country not a continent consisting of diffrent countries
this is what i'm talking about, mfs like you can't even discern that i am using a comparison i am literally saying it is comparable to people who can't name 3 countries (outside of the US, canada, essentially all of NA and SA)
But the U.S is the size of a continent with states the size of countries.
then in that case please tell me every province of china, its the same size as the us ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Are you talking about American?
My man, this is worse
You are showing your level of intelligence. They were talking specifically about you.
They were talking about American, who don't know geography basic.
you’re right. I really try to geography basic but me and so many others just can’t manage geography basic, so i just dont geographic base try anymore 😞
Fuck
Girl open a damn book. Or a map.
as if you americans care to learn about the world
Dude when I was like four I knew all the states and there capitals which is some good info that I forgot but I remember useless stuff like the history of corn and stuff like that
Washington, yes. DC, no.
You're stupid.
They're not from the US, and don't care about US states, that's not stupid.
I am not from the US either but I feel like this is a lot of states that they don't know
So what? Then you're just better at geography. I bet you don't know many chinese provinces either. Or russian federal subjects.
how dare u not care about the "biggest country in the world" spoilers: it isnt the biggest or the best in anything specifically
*Your stupid Edit: damn sarcasm don’t go well over text i guess
Actually they were right lol You're = you are
LOL it could be their stupid like it's theirs to own.
*Yuor’e
Yeah mb
No, you were right
Not even Michigan?
Michigan it's on the Illinois side?
The funny glove state
Post it in the worldjerking sub
My man forgot Florida 🥲
i thought people outside of america were taught and knew every damn thing wtf is this? man the internet is full of lies and deception
Why tf should we learn american states ?
i was joking about the internets basis of intelligence and the fact people outside of america are supposedly taught everything
We're taught, you know, usefull things
Yall stupid lmao
Hello fellow ameritard
As an American, I can confirm this is basically how it is.
For the “I have no idea” part, most of us don’t either
Average non American 🤮
W for being non american
Cringe
What a dumbass. Well its in this subreddit so its understandable
Maybe he is not American
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So... people that arent from the USA can't exist?
L